yeh i know you ain't all americans but life sucks.

Okay, so this is the normal schtick you've seen before. Gonna do the online hunger games thing. It'll be Murica' themed. I am mainly doing this because I only just learned when Aaron did the last one that you can change the events, I am going to rewrite all of the events to fit the theme. The one rule imma impose is that you can't chose variations of the same thing. Last time we did this we had, like, four different Trumps. I'll make the judgement call when one thing is just a copy of another.

So yeh. Pick contestants. Don't hog all the choices.

So to start us off I'll pick the two most famous patriotic americans I can think of: President Milard Fillmore and Betty White.

1: Milard Fillmore
2: Betty White
3: Teddy Roosevelt
4: Ernest Hemingway
5: Ron Swanson
6: Hulk Hogan
7: Abraham Lincoln
8: Michael Jordan
9: Donald Trump
10: Lebron James
11: Edward Snowden
12: Arnold Benicit
13: Audie Murphy
14: The Lost Battalion
15: Henry Kissinger
16: Jackie Kennedy
17: Ulysses S. Grant
18: Robert E. Lee
19: Uncle Sam
20: Florida Man
21: Pocahontas
22: Sacajawea
23: Nathan Bedford Forest
24: William T. Sherman
25: George Washington
26: A Bald Eagle
27: Joe Medicine Crow
28: Harriet Tubman
29: Martin Luther King Jr.
30: Black Lives Matter
31: The Westboro Baptist Church
32: Jesus (American)
33: Marquis de Lafayette
34: Charles Cornwallis
35: Thomas Jefferson
36: Andrew Jackson
37: A Redneck
38: Nic Cage
39: Will Smith
40: Jeff Goldblum
41: Michael Bay
42: President Camacho
43: Shifty kebab seller
44: Buffalo wings
45: Guy Fieri
46: Obama
47: Broby the Cheeseburger
48: Arnold Schwarzenegger

Teddy Roosevelt and Ernest Hemingway. Lets get some real badasses in here.

Ron Swanson and Hulk Hogan

Ron Swanson and Hulk Hogan

I love the smell of testosterone in the morning

Smells like freedom

Abraham Lincoln and Micheal Jordan

Donald Trump and Lebron James

Edward Snowden and Arnold Benicit.

Let's get some treachery up in dis shit

Audie Murphy and The Entirety of the 77th Sustainment Brigade Circa 1918.

holy balls, that moved quick.

Okay, imma not actually be able to post until friday because imma not have time to run this entire thing until then, so this is what we will do.

Just keep adding people. If we surpass 24 i'll double it up and fill in any blanks if needed.

With that in mind...

Henry Kissinger and Jackie Kennedy

Ulysses .S Grant and Robert E. Lee





Duel for the Union is go.

Uncle Sam


and Florida Man

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How about Nathan Bedford Forest and William T. Sherman?

George Washington and A Bald Eagle. The true Americans.

well fack, we went beyond the 24 and it is well before Friday. It'll be 48 then.

Let's keep going! If you have already posted who gives a fuck, post again.

Joe Medicine Crow and Harriet Tubman

Dr. Martin Luther King Jr

Black Lives Matter

The Westboro Baptist Church

And there is nothing more American than Jesus

Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette



Charles Cornwallis, 1st Marquess Cornwallis



Thomas Jefferson


Andrew Jackson

Some Redneck


and

Nicholas Cage (with the Declaration of Independence)

Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum

You know what? We need some real American heroes on this list, none of dem posers n shit.

Michael Bay



President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho



This shifty lookin' but on point kebab seller



A bowl of spicy hot buffalo wings



These may not be the heroes America wants, but they are the heroes it needs o7

*manly tears*
*manlier sniffles*
*even malier tissue blowing*
*manliest tears yet*