ShadowVentus said
What would that happen to be?
Item #: SCP-3-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3-J is to be kept in a Mutton-lined containment chamber located in Area 51, where it is to be guarded at all times by no less than 5 doctors armed with laser pointers.
In the event that SCP-3-J ever begins twitching its nose, Dr. Mann is to poke SCP-3-J until it ceases its behavior. In the event of a containment breach, Mobile Task Force θ-7 (''Doctor Who'') is to be dispatched to SCP-3-J's last known location.
Description: SCP-3-J is a deadly wolf. Like most members of its species, it is able to destroy planets, and regularly eats twice its own weight in Mutton each day.
SCP-3-J's unusual properties manifest whenever it comes in contact with a cat, which causes it to turn into an ice pop. Whenever this happens, all platypi within a 22 kilometer radius will begin to rage uncontrollably, usually leading to civilian casualties.
In addition, many researchers feel it has an uncanny resemblance to Thomas Jefferson. Whether or not this is at all related to SCP-3-J's anomalous properties is unknown at this time.
Recovery Log: SCP-3-J was first located in Keroville where the Dallas Cowboys were using it in order to destroy the galaxy. Thankfully, Mobile Task Force θ-7 (''Doctor Who'') was able to recover the object with only 2000 civilian casualties.
Addendum: Test Log 3-1
Dr. Eisenhower: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Eisenhower, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to dog. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Guinn?
Dr. Guinn: Yes sir, ready to begin test.
Dr. Eisenhower: Excellent! I am now introducing the dog to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.
Dr. Guinn: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.
Eisenhower: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN leg! IT'S GOT MEIN leg! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
END LOG
In light of incident 3-J-1, testing has been suspended indefinitely. - O5-█
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