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Nah bruh

Frothy memes?
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I prefer my memes to not have rabies.

ArcaneUnit?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by Esoteric
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I prefer my doms to be able to form coherent sentences.

Jelly fish as incredibly motivating nipple tassels?
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As long as the jellyfish are ok with it

Trees
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As long as the tree is okay with it.

Young trees/saplings?
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Sorry, not the type of wood I'm looking for.

Tentacles?
Hidden 9 yrs ago Post by LHG100
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Nah.

Giant robots?
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Nah, Eva fucked me up fam.

Food kink calling it.
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Well, eating good pizza is really good so maybe a little.

This make your hotdog twitch/hotpocket soggy?
http://imgur.com/gallery/E8IjZ

Edit: i dun goofed, it's a link, not a pic.
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Wut. I'm not even raptorsexual ._.

The Cheekist of Breekis?
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Only the cheekiest, comrade.

Numbers? (thanks @ClocktowerEchos)
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MmMMmmmmMMMm... my Asian boner is so turned on by the sight of fractional exponents and advanced theoretical calculus babe.

Letters?
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I HATE LETTERS

Fucking while experiencing the effects of drugs? Like, a weed-orgy?
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Every time I fuck, I snort ten millimeters of weed.

Being slathered in oil and having ten mice crawl up your ass?
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Ten? Do I look like a fucking skrub?

You ever wanna get anally thrashed by a bunch of velociraptors?
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Nah. I'm not into that anal shit.

Old, wrinkly balls?
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Old, wrinkly balls are my spirit animal. But, no. Fuck that shit. Actually, don't.

t0pt13r 3dg3l0rdz?
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Yes. Like I'm into BDSM but I don't even wanna dom, I want a Reaper cosplayer to cut me with his edge and to sincerely think he's intimidating me while I just go along with it.

Watersports lmao
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Mmmm... who doesn't love some water polo?

Anal spray paint?
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Like, you put spray paint in their bum and when they fart they paint? That sounds hilarious, but not really sexy.

how about... existential angst in bed?
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