Guess the next user's kink.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Nah bruh

Frothy memes?

[VarionusNW]

I prefer my memes to not have rabies.

ArcaneUnit?

[Esoteric]

I prefer my doms to be able to form coherent sentences.

Jelly fish as incredibly motivating nipple tassels?

[Ladypug]

As long as the jellyfish are ok with it

Trees

[ClocktowerEchos]

As long as the tree is okay with it.

Young trees/saplings?

[Witch Cat]

Sorry, not the type of wood I'm looking for.

Tentacles?

[LHG100]

Nah.

Giant robots?

[Darcs]

Nah, Eva fucked me up fam.

Food kink calling it.

[LHG100]

Well, eating good pizza is really good so maybe a little.

This make your hotdog twitch/hotpocket soggy?
http://imgur.com/gallery/E8IjZ

Edit: i dun goofed, it's a link, not a pic.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Wut. I'm not even raptorsexual ._.

The Cheekist of Breekis?

[Mateotis]

Only the cheekiest, comrade.

Numbers? (thanks @ClocktowerEchos)

[ClocktowerEchos]

MmMMmmmmMMMm... my Asian boner is so turned on by the sight of fractional exponents and advanced theoretical calculus babe.

Letters?

[LHG100]

I HATE LETTERS

Fucking while experiencing the effects of drugs? Like, a weed-orgy?

[Fubsy]

Every time I fuck, I snort ten millimeters of weed.

Being slathered in oil and having ten mice crawl up your ass?

[LHG100]

Ten? Do I look like a fucking skrub?

You ever wanna get anally thrashed by a bunch of velociraptors?

[AlteredTundra]

Nah. I'm not into that anal shit.

Old, wrinkly balls?

[VarionusNW]

Old, wrinkly balls are my spirit animal. But, no. Fuck that shit. Actually, don't.

t0pt13r 3dg3l0rdz?

[Darcs]

Yes. Like I'm into BDSM but I don't even wanna dom, I want a Reaper cosplayer to cut me with his edge and to sincerely think he's intimidating me while I just go along with it.

Watersports lmao

[ClocktowerEchos]

Mmmm... who doesn't love some water polo?

Anal spray paint?

[LHG100]

Like, you put spray paint in their bum and when they fart they paint? That sounds hilarious, but not really sexy.

how about... existential angst in bed?