@timelord1101Zyrid shifted from his position on his soft purple stool, adjusting his rear over its lush round surface. His hands and wrist rolled on the barside like a wave, picking up his frosted glass as they did, bringing it to his leathery lips.
Such a hurried bustle of souls and fleeting life had surrounded him that the appearance of Alex was a kind relief, the calm at the centre of a splash, her subtle smile as she passed. He saw in her mind that she was interested in him, not in the sporadic and deteriorating manner that most mortals have interest in another - rather an aspect of intrigue and perhaps a hint of lost fear.
Zyrid smiled himself, a moment after Alex had turned her back and started to a table on its own, pushed in the corner. She had missed his reciprocation, though he doubted it would ruin her day in the slightest. In fact, he would be sure to make her day spectacular. He did so with a flick of a thick drawn finger, that flung a wave of air her way.
As she took her seat, provocatively flinging her legs up and around onto the table, a cigarette suddenly in her delicate looking hands, the wisp of air struck the hind legs of her chair. The seat sweeping from beneath her, she fell toward the floor, time stretched across this moment as a person is stretched between their mind and their heart, and after a while her eyes widened.
Her body tensed and prepared, adrenaline or it's organic equivalent pumping forth from its gland, as force pulled her from the air. Her distress was ill placed however, as Zyrid no longer sat upon his stool. In fact, his stool was beneath Alex's body, and she struck it lightly, pressing into the comforting material as she landed.
Zyrid called to her as she found herself upon his tool, her original seat striking the ground with a shrieking crack, he smiled wildly, widely, wisely. She was confused in this instant, but the beauty of confusion is the absense of right and wrong, and morale grey was often funny - at least to Zyrid.
"Is this what people do around here, steal others stools?"