I can't. It's too intense.

Yeah, I don't know what that was.

You're undervaluing yourself.

What do you want to eat?

Grab that for me.

This one or that one?

What?

What do you wanna do?

Hi!

Good morning!

Love you.

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What do you think?

No.

Just do it.

I like your shirt.

Have a nice day.

I don't think that's a good idea.

It's up to you.

Would you like any sauce?

Later.

She didn't even tell you, did she?

Can I borrow some money?

Sorry.

Was that really your first kiss?

Did you pee the bed?

Can I see your ID?

You shouldn't need any help with that.

Not now.

Don't ever talk to me again.

I think you're funny.

Is Pepsi okay?

Are you okay?

I haven't seen that.

Get online.

You don't need to go to sleep yet.

My turn?

What's porn?

Wake up.

You fucker.

I haven't talked to you in forever.

It was nice meeting you.

What music do you like?

Smart ass.

Trenton?

Don't talk to me like that.

That's all?

You're a smart kid.

Thanks.

Do you have any gum?

These are yours.

I would have done it if you asked.

Want a hit?

I don't think so.

You should have said something.

Poophead.

What's up?

You're alright.

What do you want from me?

Excuse me.

Would you hit that?

Fag.

What is it?

You look way young.

Bye.

That's too much man!

I want to be an architect

Poophead.

^ how did you know?

You process air somewhat efficiently

Ants scare me, but centipedes are fine.

'b-l-o-d-d':blood.

Alex Captor.

Wanna play a dating sim?

What does 'bigger means better' mean?

Get your life together.

It's cool, man.

I love you.

Tactile hallucinations are a thing.

Bona noches.

I'm sorry.

"Do you want a bag with that?" (My girlfriend as I woke her from a nap on the sofa. She works in customer service.)

"Stop laughing! It's creeping me out!" (Again, my girlfriend. Apparently I have a creepy laugh.)

"God, your hair's a mess." (My sister. I'd come back from university and hadn't seen her for months. This was the first thing she said.)

"Meow. Mrrrrow mow mow. Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr." (Not a cat. A person.)

"The crotch shadows?!" (I was talking about the band The Cruxshadows to a friend. He thought I said this.)

Why can you commit to tattoos, but not me?

"You look like a savage!" (My mom regarding my shoulder long hair and long goatee.)

I guess I should have spelled out that the point was to not be specific.

That's alright.

I ignore your neurosis because it inflames mine.

"You're English, right?"

"You're from Iran, yes?"

"Ah, so you're Irish?"

"So you're Scottish too?"

"You look Brazilian."

"You from America?"

"You're my French brother, no?"

"You are nice white boy."

"You very handsome, get beautiful gir', easy."

"Your nose is huge."

"Big nose, very handsome."

"Ayah! You get so fat! You need lose this belly!"

"You're skinny, but that's okay."

"You're a toothpick."

"Dude, from behind I thought you were a girl."

"You look like a skinhead."

"You're getting me turned on at work."

"You'll make a great husband one day."

"Oh-my-gawd that was so sexy."

"You've got a voice for radio."

"I love you so much."

"We need to talk, and it's not a good talk."

"Your Chinese is very good."

"Your Chinese is so bad."

"It is what it is"

Hate that shit

"It is what it is"

Hate that shit

Yeah I hate that too, it's like people who say "Meh" and shrug man it's so dismissive and passive and aggressive but hey it is what it is y'know champ ya get me

"You're too old to have hair that long." (Random woman at the grocery store commenting on my classical length hair)

nothing. nobody talks to me.