@Silent Observer I'm game if you are dear ;)

@Cynder Clearly we're the galest of pals. Like Ellen and Portia :P

Rica is my special gal pal and I plan to build a harem. Signs-up will be held next week.

@Dynamo Frokane

See, its stuff like this, they are both male but they insist on using cute females in their reaction posts. I'm convinced they do it on purpose just to mess with me.

Dont they realise they are making......parts of me very confused? The line between fantasy and reality blurs further I'm still straight damnnit!

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See, its stuff like this, they are both male but they insist on using cute females in their reaction posts. I'm convinced they do it on purpose just to mess with me.

Dont they realise they are making......parts of me very confused? The line between fantasy and reality blurs further I'm still straight damnnit!

=3

<3

See, its stuff like this, they are both male but they insist on using cute females in their reaction posts. I'm convinced they do it on purpose just to mess with me.

Dont they realise they are making......parts of me very confused? The line between fantasy and reality blurs further I'm still straight damnnit!

Mission success

The only way to hit on grills in the internet:

The only way to hit on grills in the internet:

shit fam just turn me on why dontcha

Dont they realise they are making......parts of me very confused? The line between fantasy and reality blurs further I'm still straight damnnit!

Says the one who inquired about my love life, but not before attempting to coerce me into a loveless nuptial! That's sensual embarrassment right there. Hear this, mortal! Though you are welcome to have lewd or otherwise romantic fantasies of me in your mind, I only allow this because I shall not police thought or encroach upon your free will. Not because I appreciate your admiration, or like you, or anything like that.

Baka.

Oh, shit. I don't like. Have a lot of romantic stuff in my life. I do, motherfucking. Love romance though, I like. To sit and chill about romantic crap more than a school girl.

But like. The only platonic relationship I have that I feel is like. On the same level as love and stuff. Is my One Bro or TOB that fucking. have a pact with to make look after each other. We share secrets and report our status, chill and make sure we don't do or think silly shit.

I fell in love 3 times:

1: at school. Got called a freak and told I was ugly. Got a little sad, stopped giving a shit.

2: Fell in love with college. I was less chill back then and my, motherfucking antagonism was out of control. I thought she was below me and harbor hatred for my feelings. They surpassed later.

3: I motherfucking. Met this chick online I liked. Swedish cheer leader with great tits. I was like. shit. Babby teens so she played with my heart like a ten year old on a legend of zelda ocarina. Was all up to loving me then revealed was in relationship, then said only love me as friend. Disappeared one day.

Felt nothing when she left honestly. She drained me more than a hermit wife's dildo battery.

It's some weak ass stories, but my love life is like. Fucking. Less healthy than a google black list scanner.

@Cynder

Holy ham. You like star children too. I like it but I never remember any of it. What is my destiny? I'm the Aquarius. You know, the waterboy. Does that mean I'm going to make shovel movie comedies?

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shit fam just turn me on why dontcha

Hehehe. This is something new.

I've had a* past relationship in the RPG. It was good times and bad times. Funny how it mixes together into a goop.

Self-titled Grope Master is what you go by.
Your cuddles and nuzzles, puts me in a lullaby.
You love to play your XBOX game,
but I wish you had a PS4 to play with me; what a shame.
The people here do not know your name,
but when I see you,
I say, comment allez-vous?
You are always there for me when I need you,
and you know that I'll always be there for you like a gum on your shoe.
I love you, dear.
I just wanted to make that clear.

@Silent Observer

Thank you!

@Volenvradica why dont you like me..... :(

I'm still straight totally gay damnnit!

Decided to come back and fix this statement for accuracy.
Tots accurate yo.

=3

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Decided to come back and fix this statement for accuracy.
Tots accurate yo.

=3

Its not gay if you put him in a headlock afterwards

Clockwork are we just gonna pretend like you don't have some sort of part in this. Like when are you going to admit you are at least a little gay, for getting off on all of this.

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Its not gay if you put him in a headlock afterwards

Clockwork are we just gonna pretend like you don't have some sort of part in this. Like when are you going to admit you are at least a little gay, for getting off on all of this.

Bitch please, I am bi if you couldn't tell.
Also, its not clockwork! >T

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Bitch please, I am bi if you couldn't tell.

do you lean more to top or bottom? :)
When you are with guys

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do you lean more to top or bottom? :)
When you are with guys

Either one.
Depends on the guy I'm with and what my mood is like.

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Either one.
Depends on the guy I'm with and what my mood is like.

And so with a guy like me.....?

(all you lurkers judging me, this is what this thread is for, so get off my back)