WOMAN eats HALF AN ORANGE. She is NO LONGER HUNGRY.

Despite all odds WISEAU THE WISE ONE rolls AN ACTUAL NATURAL 20, HOLY CRAP. WAIT, NO, THAT'S FAR TOO META. YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT. PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE SCREEN.

ANYWAY, she has proven herself WORTHY of the LORD OF FLIES. She has become ONE WITH HIS MINIONS. WISEAU THE WISE has GAINED THE POWER OF FLIGHT, and may now eat ROTTEN FOOD without PENALTY, as well as being able to dodge GIANT FLYSWATS SUSPICIOUSLY EFFECTIVELY. SHE HAS A -3 to SOCIAL rolls and a +3 to all SOCIAL rolls with INSECTOIDS. She can eat some FOODS unfit for HUMAN CONSUMPTION.

SHE IS NOW THE PRIESTESS OF THE LORD OF THE FLIES. She is no longer HUNGRY as the FLIES have just eaten. She has developed an IRRATIONAL FEAR of BIRDS.

UG CELEBRATES by BUILDING A FIRE using 2 FIREWOOD.

UG gains 1XP: Firemaking.



DEAR SWEET LORD OF FLIES WHAT ARE THESE HELLISH ABOMINATIONS.

Is what PORKCHOP would think if he wasn't a NEANDERTHAL.

INSTEAD, he thinks, ARGH. OOG RAH.

PORKCHOP looks at the FOX CLOWNS behind him. He swears he can hear them CACKLING MANIACCLY IN HIS MIND. THE ONE IN THE FRONT LOOKS OLDER THEN THE OTHER TWO.

PORKCHOP once again turns his eye to the HORSE OF HIS DREAMS. how could he have been so BLIND as to think he should TAME IT. That's exactly what a NORMAL PERSON would DO.

The question remains: does he BRING IT BACK TO CAMP and use a SHACK or stay out in the WILDERNESS?

WISEAU THE WISE approaches UG to ask him if he has heard of our LORD AND SAVIOUR, THE SWARM?

Ug THE FABULOUS has heard of no such thing and LISTENS VEHEMENTLY while FLEXING. He even WIGGLES AN EYEBROW at WISEAU's FLIES.

He gets DISTRACTED after a WHILE and decides his MUSCLES would look great in the FIRELIGHT. He has a little DANCE around the FIRE in the name of the SPIRITS. Also while looking at the GIRLS, who he's just realised he's ALONE WITH. What's a PORKCHOP, again?
WISEAU THE WISE is a little BUGGED that UG THE FABULOUS got DISTRACTED.

WOMAN takes HALF A STICK and lights a TORCH. She LOVES FIRE, and the TORCH will burn LONGER then NORMAL.
A light BREEZE drifts in from the NORTH.


PORKCHOP has a BATTLE with the MONSTROUS BEASTS.

I could write out what happens, but turns out it was really shit and not exciting at all. PORKCHOP is really TERRIBLE and DROPS HIS SPEAR in the TEMPERATE PLAINS. It's still THERE, but he can't see it because he's BLINDED BY HIS IDIOCY.

He turns his attention to the HORSE OF HIS DREAMS. The HORSE is NOT IMPRESSED by PORKCHOP. AT ALL. NOT EVEN A SLIGHTLY.

PORKCHOP gets KICKED IN THE STOMACH by the BLACK STALLION in a JEALOUS PROTECTIVE RAGE. He FALLS TO THE GROUND as his VISION BLURS.

He hears the sound of MANIACLE LAUGHTER fill his EARS as a FLASH OF COLOUR drifts across his VISION before everything goes BLACK.

WISEAU THE WISE gains +2 XP Religion: (Specifically: Lord of Flies)
UG THE FABULOUS gains +1XP towards ???? (something to do with DANCING IN A RELIGIOUS MANNER.)
UG THE FABULOUS gains +1XP to DANCING.
WOMAN GETS +1 XP to CRAFTING.
WOMAN gains +2 XP to FIREMAKING.
PORKCHOP gains +3 XP to COMBAT (2 "battles" + 1XP for his speciality).

NIGHT APPROACHES.

WISEAU THE WISE allows some FLIES to ATTEND WOMAN.
DANCING to the MEAGER SPIRITS is BENEATH HER, but she TAKES TO THE SKY and CELEBRATES in HONOR of the FLIES.
UG THE FABULOUS gets BUFF THROUGH DANCE.


WOMAN heads off into the PLAINS in search of PORKCHOP.
She hears HOWLING in the DISTANT WEST, but her TORCH WARDS OFF the DARKNESS.
The FLIES buzz around her HEAD PROTECTIVELY.

She will need to TRAVEL to the TEMPERATE PLAINS to find PORKCHOP. Do you travel NORTH, SOUTH, EAST OR WEST?

WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP Religion: (Specifically: Lord of Flies)
UG THE FABULOUS gains +1XP towards ???? (something to do with DANCING IN A RELIGIOUS MANNER.)
UG THE FABULOUS gains +1XP to DANCING.
WOMAN GETS +1 XP to EXPLORING.