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It is AFTERNOON.

WOMAN TORCHBEARER heads EAST back to CIVILISATION. The FIRE is DIMMING. There is BOILED FISH in the STEAMY SCOLDING WATER. There is a couple of TREES and a selection of BERRY BUSHES nearby.




GOKU goes off in search of ROCKS. He doesn't know WHERE to head to find rocks, so he picks a RANDOM DIRECTION. WISEAU decides to HELP OR SOMETHING. They head WEST.

You are standing in the HIGHLANDS. Some SHEEP graze NEARBY. There are several BOULDERS jutting out of the hillside.

GOKU and WISEAU are not proficient enough to cut STONE with FLIES. They examine the boulders wandering if there is some sort of STONE MINING DEVICE they could use. WISEAU see's he is IMPROVING and finds a SMALL PEBBLE with a HOLE IN as his reward.

They both BOND OVER THE EXPERIENCE of GOKU'S FIRST UNDERSTANDING OF THE SWARM.

Mysterious Man
A Mysterious Man leaves the camp with the rest of the group.


TOM THE MUTE heads off in search of WOOD by going SOUTH. Instead he finds an awful lot of FIRE. It is SPREADING QUICKLY.

The RIVER has dried up. A FROG croaks by the riverside. Some FROGSPAWN sits in a drying-up puddle along with some WATERWEED. Insects wriggle in the FERTILE MUD.

UG THE FABULOUS spends some time GATHERING PLANTS. He collects 6 COTTON.

WOMAN TORCHBEARER gains +1 XP in Exploration.
WOMAN TORCHBEARER levels up her EXPLORATION.

TOM THE MUTE gains +1 XP to Exploration.
UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP in Foraging.
WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards Exploration.
WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards Social.
GOKU gains +2XP towards Exploration.
GOKU gains + 2XP towards Swarm Powers.
GOKU levels up his SWARM POWERS.

GOKU gains +1 XP towards Social.

GOKU and WISEAU THE WISE ONE return to CAMP. WISEAU TENDS to the CROPS and they start to IMPROVE.

She REMEMBERS she can also make FERTILISER out of ORANGES, ORANGE PEEL or DUNG to help the PLANTS GROW. This causes her to have an INEXPLICABLE URGE to make a CACOON, so she STARTS DOING THAT.

GOKU SUCCESSFULLY makes a CRUDE PICKAXE out of a FLINT, STICK and PIECE OF VINE. He is APPARENTLY SOME SORT OF CHILD PROGIDY at making PICKAXES so it has NORMAL DURABILITY.

It will take Wiseau a while to finish tending the plants and making a cacoon.

WOMAN TORCHBEARER twiddles her thumbs.


TOM THE MUTE pretends the FROGSPAWN is GROSS INSECTS instead of an ANIMAL. He scoops up all the FROGSPAWN.

TOM THE MUTE is now holding LOTS OF FROGSPAWN. He is now a little WET and SLIMY.

TOM THE MUTE waddles through the GROSS MUD CARRYING FROGSPAWN to go KISS a FROG. He is pretty sure he felt something WRIGGLING underfoot but IGNORES it.

He KISSES the FROG. If only TOM WAS MORE FABULOUS, maybe it would of PASSED ONTO THE FROG PRINCE.

Ribbit.

THE <NAMELESS FROG PRINCE> is very GRATEFUL. He LICKS TOM THE MUTE in GRATTITUDE. <THE NAMELESS FROG PRINCE> has NOWHERE to stay.


UG THE FABULOUS asks the HORSE if he's seen PORKCHOP around. The HORSE stamps it's hooves and SNORTS in annoyance, but leads UG EAST. Except UG decides to RUN SCREAMING EASTWARDS anyway, SPOOKING the HORSE and ANY ANIMALS IN THE AREA, frightening them away.

UG THE FABULOUS heads into the TEMPERATE PLAINS. The ground is soaked in BLOOD. There are CLUMPS OF BEARD HAIR and TORN RAGS littering the ground among the ROCKS and FIBROUS PLANTS.

UG feels deeply uncomfortable and heads back towards camp to plant some cotton. It will take him a while. He is currently in the PLAINS.

TOM THE MUTE gains +1 XP towards Taming.
UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP in Exploration.
UG THE FABULOUS gains +1 XP in Taming.
WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards tailoring.
WISEAU THE WISE gains +1 XP towards farming.
GOKU gains +2XP towards crafting.

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