Singapore: What would happen to you if you

Litter? We'll fine you.
Piss in the lift? If you get caught we'll fine you. Judging from smelly elevators, nobody ever gets caught.
Drink after 10 P.M.? SHIET we might join you.
Exceed the speed limit? We'll fine you.
Feed the birds? Nothing.
Dump rubbish on the streets? Muh environment.
Fish illegally from the canals? We'll fine you.
Bring durians onto the MRT? The fuck is a durian
Chew gum in public? Might ask you for a piece of gum too.
Spit on the ground? Nothing.
Vandalise something? We'll fine you.
Browse porn on the internet? Send me the links, I wanna see too.
Have drugs on your person? This is the Netherlands, boiiii.

America - What would happen to you if you:

Litter? They say they'll fine you, but it's never happened as far as I know.
Piss in the lift? What.
Drink after 10 P.M.? That's probably the best time to drink!
Exceed the speed limit? You'll get a ticket.
Feed the birds? Most people don't care unless it's rice or Pepto Bismal.
Dump rubbish on the streets? Isn't this the same act as littering?
Fish illegally from the canals? Probably happens all the time.
Bring durians onto the MRT? ???
Chew gum in public? Absolutely nothing will happen.
Spit on the ground? People will think you're gross.
Vandalise something? Probably a slap on the wrist and nothing more.
Browse porn on the internet? Nothing will happen to you.
Have drugs on your person? Jail sentence.

Litter? Nothing happens and some poor sod is stuck with picking it up at some point. Or it all comes to my driveway and I fruitlessly wave a shotgun around for a couple minutes. Cops go "meh..."
Piss in the lift? Caught, probably get kicked into the lift on a bad day. Not? Heh...
Drink after 10 P.M.? Load up in a car and go along I5. At least, that's what usually happens. It's my explanation for shit traffic around here.
Exceed the speed limit? Nothing happens until you pass the 10+ mark, in which case cops go a zoo'min. Now, in my town, 2 above-WEEEOOOWEEEOOWEEEOOO... Go 28 in a 25 trap zone here, you're done in.
Feed the birds? Get pooped on. Or rather, get my car pooped on when I return to it.
Dump rubbish on the streets? See first bit.
Fish illegally from the canals? Passed up for the sods dumping garbage into them on a daily basis... unless it's in my town, where there's more or less a fine for everything when the cops come about. Rare as they are these days. Given the national condition I can't blame them.
Bring durians onto the MRT? Get stared at very oddly.
Chew gum in public? Be asked by a half dozen people for a piece while the rest of the crowd chews in sync.
Spit on the ground? Solidify your status as a runner. Anyone who runs around here spits, just the way it goes.
Vandalise something? Wait 5 years for someone to notice and then be sent a ticket by my local friendly cops.
Browse porn on the internet? Feed NSA agent's offtime entertainment.
Have drugs on your person? Flip a coin to be caught or not. If so, see a few points above or in rare cases see the other bits regarding cops.

In short, either nothing happens, nobody cares, they join in, or you're the unlucky bastard who is caught by local police for speeding that make more than doctors on a good day.