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Well, my habit of wearing tie bars or clasps stems from my time in service. It's a required part of some of our uniforms. However, when I saw how ties (*hellacious snakes) act without them, I made it a point to never wear a tie without one. It just looks stupid and unprofessional.

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Agreed. Sans the "time in the service" part, they wouldn't take me even if I wanted to enlist. Something about a defective pancreas.

I always needed to dress up for debate meets on Saturdays, and my Dad made sure I knew how to dress properly. And given the frequent standing and gesturing of debate, that meant wearing a tie bar so my tie didn't flap about and knowing to unbutton one's coat when one sits if one has been wearing it buttoned.

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Sounds like you had yourself a good father.

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Weeeeeeeell, except the depriving me of bacon part.

But he's a good sort.

my daddy taught me not be ashamed of our bacon strips

especially since they're so crispy and all

my daddy taught me not be ashamed of our bacon strips

especially since they're so crispy and all

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well my daddy taught me things too

like how to make it even crunchier by putting it between some buns

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will you show me?

I'm actually wearing a t-shirt that says "You either like bacon or you're wrong."

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Never mind, I take that back.

What a cruel fiend.

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he went old testament

it was inevitable

i have to find my own bacon now

I arrived at my new home, but I still don't have a proper table... ;-;