The Best, Worst Pick-Up Lines

Please, disappoint me 

This Han doesn't want to fly Solo

@Mesonyx
Sit on my lap, and we can talk about the first thing that pops up.

@Mesonyx
When I saw you, I wanted to throw you in the toilet.

Because you're the shit!

Hey I just met you,

And this is crazy,

But It's November,

Let's make a baby!

@BrokenPromise

I think I'm in love.

that, or it's just gas.

Hey, I thought you look cute so I want to introduce myself

You just dropped something. Your standards. Date me.

Damn are you from Ireland? Because you make my penis start Dublin.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

You should sell hot dogs because you really know how to make a wiener stand.

@Americore Get yo ass in here ;)

Do you live in a corn field? Cause I'm stalking you. 

These are horrible XD

You remind me on the Mona Lisa, because I want to mount you against my wall.

“Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?”

“Excuse me maaam, you dropped a piece of ass. Let me get that for you.” *Proceed to grab her ass and then get slapped…probably*

“There are 8 planets in the solar system…. Well, seven once I’ve destroyed Uranus.” *Keep winking until awkward levels exceed 10*

“I like every bone in your body… especially mine. “

“Wow, that dress! I’m so jealous!”  *Her reply probably: why?* “Because its touching you and I’m not!”

And of course my favourite….

“Damn, I thought I was good looking!”

I’ve only been maced a few times…

"You seem pretty awesome. I may take you out to coffee sometime, if I feel like it!"

True story.. this actually happened. He just stood there smiling awkwardly like he just said the coolest thing ever.

The Best, Worst Pick-Up Lines

Mesonyx

Dolerman Chrysalis Form

Todd Howard States facts, makes fiction

BrokenPromise With Rightious Hands

Todd Howard States facts, makes fiction

Rocketman

Cyndyr Redeemer

Heat Hey, nice marmot

The Architect Creator of Realities

Cyndyr Redeemer

Tokara Constantly disappearing

GirlOnMarz

Jotunn Draugr 人人爱当劳特朗普

Tsar Gatto African or European?

Heap241 The Inquisitive Improvisationist