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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Proxi
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Your wish is granted. You get quality AC house coverage. In other words, a giant high-quality tarp with AC™ printed in massive letters is put over your home, covering it up forever.

I wish to have the ability to save and load certain points in time, whenever I want. Even after death.
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Granted. You are now Frisk, and have been transported to the Underground, a place in a universe where monsters and humans used to share the Earth, but after a war between the two, the losing side (monsters) was trapped inside a mountain via a barrier that is nearly impossible to break. Your SOUL is now the last piece the denizens of the Underground need to escape their prison. Have fun

I wish to know if the genie prefers Cinnamon, or Butterscotch. I need to know what to put in the pie.
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He says neither and prefers live acid, asks if you'd like some, and dumps the vat in your lap before you respond. He takes the rest of your ingredients, bakes them himself and thanks your melted green bones for the pie.

I wish Mechwarrior: Living Legends would be noticed by boomlover so he would PM me in my optimal timezone and ask if we can play one day when I have it downloaded so we can smash things together.
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Granted. He contacts you and the download was a success. But then he smashes you in the game, looks you in the eyes, and says "You mad bro?"

I wish for this wish to be crushed.
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Granted, you get crushed along with it

I wish for...

Silly! A wish won't come true if I tell you about it.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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The genie appreciates your observation of traditional wishing law, and grants your wish perfectly. Unfortunately because you didn't speak your wish out loud, the result is undetectable in every possible way as well. It was granted though.

I wish to go to space.
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Wish granted. You are teleports into space. Congratulations, you're now dead because it's almost a vacuum and your body cannot survive in it for longer than a minute or so, tops.

I wish to be liked.
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Granted, you are liked by someone.. oops they died! Now everybody hates you.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. .
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I wish the hilldawg to be president.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Vesuvius00
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granted, in an alternate universe where people are dogs and dogs are people, Hillary won the election. the downside to this is that Hillary won somehow, and in that universe "you" made a wish that the Trump-man would win.

I wish that people wouldn't set up their fricking christmas decorations before December.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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* Granted, but when you wake up on Christmas Day, a mokey will yell in your face-

"IT KRIMAAAAAAAAS!!!"

* I wish for a pony.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Todd Howard
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Granted: But it's some fat neckbeard's edgy Friendship is Magic OC.

I wish for @Mardox to be banned from the forum.

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Granted, but (s)he makes another account and continues his or her terror.

I wish I knew what to do with all this delicious salt that came after the recent election.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Majoraa
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* Granted, you have so much fries for the salt that you don't know what to do with the rest.

* I wish for a more broad variety of the time-manipulation ability.
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Granted but too much use of the ability will cause wormholes and possible periods of staying in a timeline for over five years until you can use it again.

I wish I could buy a toy for my dog.
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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Todd Howard
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Granted. You buy him a sex toy.

I wish for the Free section to be permanently closed, and for it's inhabitants to be purged in real life.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, the forum is closed but the people in it aren't purged as they aren't in the free section anymore. They make a new free section and fester there.

*I wish people would stop putting an "*" before every sentence.
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Granted*.

I wish that wildebeest roamed the open highways, in great enough numbers that they had to be hauled away in modified garbage trucks to make way for commuter traffic*.
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Granted, but the number of wildebeest is so exponential, that the reserves they live on have taken up so much space that all humans must live in high rise megacities in apartments the size of shoeboxes.

I wish it were always mid-spring.
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