GAME: Crush A Wish

[lady horatio]

Edit: Sorry, I was too slow!

Granted, but Hades rises from the Underworld, royally pissed off that he can no longer see his wife.

I wish that I would never again have a bad haircut.

[Cuccoruler]

Granted: You never have a bad hair cut ever again, however the only way to make this possible is by you losing all of your hair.

I wish to have a pet ferret.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, he has rabies and now you have to put him down.

I wish for cock

[Todd Howard]

Granted.


I wish for pussy.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, now you have me.

I wish for the "lel randum potato xD" style of "humour" to die off.

[Todd Howard]

Granted, now you have me.

@Witch Cat

I'm okay with this.

Granted, but now every joke is about a potato with context.

I wish Mahz had never missed his payment.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but suddenly the payment has doubled, he misses it again.

I wish for a white Christmas.

[Todd Howard]

Granted, but black people burn all the festive decorations down.

I wish for a raw pepperoni pizza.

[Redcovey]

Granted, but all the ovens in the world cease working because of a sudden change in endothermics, therefore you are required to eat it raw.

I wish for lips that aren't chapped

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you no longer have lips.

I wish to be called beautiful by a King

[BrokenPromise]

Granted, the king of cannibals calls you a beautiful ingredient.

I need me some Cheetos.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, they're soggy and gross.

I wish for good RPs to not randomly die anymore

[BrokenPromise]

Granted. To prevent their death, they are never created!

I wish for a trampoline.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, the bouncy rubber thing doesn't come with it.

I wish for this to die already

[Light]

Granted, but they are rotten strawberries.

I wish I had a car.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. The brakes don't work.

I wish for a falling anvil that doesn't kill me.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, it just heavily cripples you.

I wish for a happy holidays

[Wade Wilson]

granted. everyone has a happy holiday but you die.

i wish to die.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you respawn though.

I/We wish you a Merry Christmas, I/We wish you a Merry Christmas, I/We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year.

[Light]

Granted, but the person to whom you wish a merry Christmas turns out to be jewish.

I wish my finger would stop hurting.