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Granted, but Hades rises from the Underworld, royally pissed off that he can no longer see his wife.

I wish that I would never again have a bad haircut.
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Granted: You never have a bad hair cut ever again, however the only way to make this possible is by you losing all of your hair.

I wish to have a pet ferret.
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Granted, he has rabies and now you have to put him down.

I wish for cock
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Granted.


I wish for pussy.
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Granted, now you have me.

I wish for the "lel randum potato xD" style of "humour" to die off.
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Granted, now you have me.


I'm okay with this.

Granted, but now every joke is about a potato with context.

I wish Mahz had never missed his payment.
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Granted, but suddenly the payment has doubled, he misses it again.

I wish for a white Christmas.
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Granted, but black people burn all the festive decorations down.

I wish for a raw pepperoni pizza.
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Granted, but all the ovens in the world cease working because of a sudden change in endothermics, therefore you are required to eat it raw.

I wish for lips that aren't chapped
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Granted, you no longer have lips.

I wish to be called beautiful by a King
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Granted, the king of cannibals calls you a beautiful ingredient.

I need me some Cheetos.
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Granted, they're soggy and gross.

I wish for good RPs to not randomly die anymore
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Granted. To prevent their death, they are never created!

I wish for a trampoline.
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Granted, the bouncy rubber thing doesn't come with it.

I wish for this to die already
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Light Please @ me, I'm Sunday bored

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Granted, but they are rotten strawberries.

I wish I had a car.
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Granted. The brakes don't work.

I wish for a falling anvil that doesn't kill me.
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Granted, it just heavily cripples you.

I wish for a happy holidays
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Wade Wilson bruh.

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granted. everyone has a happy holiday but you die.

i wish to die.
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Granted, you respawn though.

I/We wish you a Merry Christmas, I/We wish you a Merry Christmas, I/We wish you a Merry Christmas, and a happy New Year.
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Granted, but the person to whom you wish a merry Christmas turns out to be jewish.

I wish my finger would stop hurting.
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