GAME: Crush A Wish

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you get your finger chopped off.

I wish to know what the fuck a blue corn moon is

[Light]

Granted. You find out. (It's actually not very interesting, so it's kind of a self-crushing wish.)

I wish I didn't know what a blue corn moon was.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you forget everything you know as all the knowledge you know is built on something else. And if that "thought foundation" remains then you might remember what a blue corn moon is, so in order to fulfill your wish, everything you know is purged from your mind too.

I wish for some food

[Light]

Granted, but it's your least favorite food.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[ArenaSnow]

Granted. It depresses you. Very, very badly. Like... fatally.

I wish for a Timber Wolf to stride with me.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, and now it ate you.

I wish for my parents to love me again

[ButtsnBalls]

Granted, now they're too worried to let their sweetie pie leave the basement.

I wish it's warmer outside.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Granted. The world is now burning in a raging inferno.

I wish that I was a better GM.

[Darth Squidius]

Granted, sure. However, none of your games can ever progress past the initial interest check! Muahahaha!

I wish people could look past the tentacles and see the real me.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, they start to judge your ugly ass penis nose instead.

I wish for jedis to admit they're just space wizards.

[Light]

Granted, but Star Wars Ep. 8 and 9 become Harry Potter rip-offs.

On the topic of movies: I wish the Eragon movie wasn't horrible.

[Darth Squidius]

Granted, but now it's based on the events of the popular fanfiction "My Immortal", rather than the Christopher Paolini Inheritance series.

I wish I had all the answers.

[Sputnik]

Granted. But all that knowledge has now broken your sanity and turned you into a rambling madman.

I wish i had a pony.

[Rusalka]

Granted



I wish I could write a book about all the things and people I despise and make millions off of it.

[Darth Squidius]

Granted, although as you did not specify what you wanted millions of, it's lice. You now have millions of lice.

I wish I had a get-rich-quick scheme.

[Sputnik]

Granted, but now you're in a car chase with the FBI for cocaine and millions of bucks in the backseat.

I wish I could sleep properly.

[Witch Cat]

Granted, but you were so comfortable that you end up sleeping forever and then starve to death.

[CherriesJubilee]

Granted, but their soul haunts you forever

I wish for a professional art kit with self sharpenning (colored and regular) pencils

[Witch Cat]

Granted, you're suddenly shit at drawing.

I wish for Christmas to last forever

[Gutshot]

Presents are bought constantly, families become increasingly poor, sweets are eaten constantly and now 80% of the population has diabetes. Due to people buying so many toys and foodstuffs both items become extremely expensive commodities. People can now not eat nor play.

Santa isn't real.

I wish that I could learn a dead language