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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, you get your finger chopped off.

I wish to know what the fuck a blue corn moon is
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Granted. You find out. (It's actually not very interesting, so it's kind of a self-crushing wish.)

I wish I didn't know what a blue corn moon was.
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Granted, you forget everything you know as all the knowledge you know is built on something else. And if that "thought foundation" remains then you might remember what a blue corn moon is, so in order to fulfill your wish, everything you know is purged from your mind too.

I wish for some food
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Granted, but it's your least favorite food.

I wish I knew what to wish for.
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Granted. It depresses you. Very, very badly. Like... fatally.

I wish for a Timber Wolf to stride with me.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, and now it ate you.

I wish for my parents to love me again
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Granted, now they're too worried to let their sweetie pie leave the basement.

I wish it's warmer outside.
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Granted. The world is now burning in a raging inferno.

I wish that I was a better GM.
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Darth Squidius
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Granted, sure. However, none of your games can ever progress past the initial interest check! Muahahaha!

I wish people could look past the tentacles and see the real me.
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Granted, they start to judge your ugly ass penis nose instead.

I wish for jedis to admit they're just space wizards.
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Granted, but Star Wars Ep. 8 and 9 become Harry Potter rip-offs.

On the topic of movies: I wish the Eragon movie wasn't horrible.
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Granted, but now it's based on the events of the popular fanfiction "My Immortal", rather than the Christopher Paolini Inheritance series.

I wish I had all the answers.
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Granted. But all that knowledge has now broken your sanity and turned you into a rambling madman.

I wish i had a pony.
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Granted



I wish I could write a book about all the things and people I despise and make millions off of it.
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Granted, although as you did not specify what you wanted millions of, it's lice. You now have millions of lice.

I wish I had a get-rich-quick scheme.
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Granted, but now you're in a car chase with the FBI for cocaine and millions of bucks in the backseat.

I wish I could sleep properly.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Granted, but you were so comfortable that you end up sleeping forever and then starve to death.
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Granted, but their soul haunts you forever

I wish for a professional art kit with self sharpenning (colored and regular) pencils
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Granted, you're suddenly shit at drawing.

I wish for Christmas to last forever
Hidden 8 yrs ago → 8 yrs ago Post by Gutshot
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Presents are bought constantly, families become increasingly poor, sweets are eaten constantly and now 80% of the population has diabetes. Due to people buying so many toys and foodstuffs both items become extremely expensive commodities. People can now not eat nor play.

Santa isn't real.

I wish that I could learn a dead language
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