@ineffable@cloudystar
Suliss accepted Skylar's hand and rose to his feet. His voice came out as if he had a cheese grater in his throat, toneless and harsh.
"Give to me the flesh of thy champion... Their essence will- SSSSSS!!!"
Suliss at that moment slipped on a beer puddle and pitched forwards, banging his unseen head on a table. The ominous figure clung dazedly to the table, hissing and growling uncouth syllables that a human voicebox probably couldn't have imitated. Suliss at once understood the situation.
This universe was governed by a different set of laws than what he was used to. Here, cosmic threats were subject not to equality, but comedic relief. At this thought, a familiar mortal word did manage to slither out of his mouth.
"Fuck."
Suliss accepted Skylar's hand and rose to his feet. His voice came out as if he had a cheese grater in his throat, toneless and harsh.
"Give to me the flesh of thy champion... Their essence will- SSSSSS!!!"
Suliss at that moment slipped on a beer puddle and pitched forwards, banging his unseen head on a table. The ominous figure clung dazedly to the table, hissing and growling uncouth syllables that a human voicebox probably couldn't have imitated. Suliss at once understood the situation.
This universe was governed by a different set of laws than what he was used to. Here, cosmic threats were subject not to equality, but comedic relief. At this thought, a familiar mortal word did manage to slither out of his mouth.
"Fuck."