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The avatar above is the final boss of your epic quest. What are you fighting for, and how does the battle end? Page 2

Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by BrokenPromise
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ALT ending: I explode out of the cat's chest
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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ALT Ending: I steal your hat and burn it
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Alt ending: Both of you are stomped by a 70 Ton Thor that keeps forgetting that there are people down there.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Duthguy
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I have come to take revenge on you for killing me, this time I use my jetpack to drop bombs on you
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by BrokenPromise
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I shit on everything everyone ever loves, and even Duthguy can't stop me.

Because I'm no ordinary Christmas bird. I'm a dark-eyed junco.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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Eat her. Again. I'm hungry. Please help I'm starving.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by BrokenPromise
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Kill the bird, play with it's corpse for a few hours. Then maybe nibble it a bit and walk away. I'm hungry. Please help I'm starving.


Fixed to represent what a real cat would do. (and probably how our battle would end)

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Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ChocoWaifu
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We fight for that knit cap. I hit that birb with a snowball, until dawn style. Hat is mine.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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I'm trying to be the one and only true Waifu, and we battle with our butts until I rise victorious.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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I intercede because I liked the above Waifu better.

Unfortunately, due to the volume of a battlemech, I step on the building this fight is taking place on and crush all involved parties.

Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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It's a classic Science vs. Magic kind of duel. I turn you into a frog and win.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Lennon79
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I'm an anti-furry crusader who sacrifices himself in an attempt to stop the empire of the furry catwitches from summoning Satan.
I fail.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Terminal
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I am a perplexing avatar that strikes apprehension in participants of spam-forum avatar-response-threads.

They look upon me in despair and eventually default to a response including the words 'abstract art' due to a lack of creativity.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by BrokenPromise
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I am fighting to remove the tyranny that is Terminal's "abstract art avatar," which threatens to cripple avatar threads all throughout the spam section.

But then I shout out "It's a stack of books!" and the illusion is broken. A tyrant is slain, and spam is safe again.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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I attempt to extract revenge for your breaking of the supposed illusion that should have been mine to smash.

Unfortunately, you're too bloody small for me to do anything besides smash the entire tree you might be perching on. Again, you're too damn small.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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I'm trying to plug my phone in to charge it but the robots are hogging the sockets so I bash their skills in.
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Alex
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would you just let me put this outfit on you for the internet, cat????
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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I have no idea if this guy either stubbed his toe on a rock or has an eight foot pole up his ass.

I assume the latter and kick the pole further in
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Witch Cat
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I rip his mask off to reveal his true identity
Hidden 8 yrs ago Post by Rusalka
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My true identity is even more awesome than my mask!

*kicks the cat out the window*
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