Tuesday, May 23rd
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- Banham Canyon"Just North of the Pacific Bluffs lies Banham Canyon, and idyllic area renowned for its excellent hiking, which is always a great excuse to get high in the woods and take a dump outside."—GTA V Manual
- Tataviam Mountains"East of Vinewood is the Tataviam Mountains and the famous Land Act Reservoir and Dam, site of the infamous unsolved murder of young Vinewood starlet Leonora Johnson in the 1970s."—GTA V Manual
- Vespucci Canals"The famous Vespucci Canals were built at the turn of the century in a desperate attempt to bring some semblance of European culture to the western United States."—GTA V Manual
- Port of Los Santos"The busiest container port in the USA, the Port of South Los Santos is booming again now that America imports everything from China."—GTA V Manual
- Braddock Pass"A comely passageway through two well-rounded mountains, the Braddock Pass has become better known as a sordid sexual euphemism in recent years."—GTA V Manual
- Mount Gordo"Ever wanted to do yoga on top of a mountain? Nothing puts you in touch with your spiritual side like a headstand at high altitude in gale-force winds."—GTA V Manual
Organized by Gangs
Gang Colors: The Syndicate, Vagos (About Them), Ballas (Their locations are not on the list; About Them), The Families (Their locations are not on the list; About Them), Los Santos Triad (About Them)
- Rockford Hills"Playground for the rich and famous - and for fat Midwestern tourists to come and gawp at the rich and famous on bus tours -- Rockford Hills has the highest concentration of silicone and new-money douchebags in bad marriages trying to spend their way to happiness in Los Santos."—GTA V Manual
What you can find:
- Bob Mulét's salon
- Ink Inc.
- Delirium Nightclub
- Adult Entertainment: The Honey Pot
- Pacific Bluff"Home to the world-famous Kortz Center museum, Pacific Bluffs is an openly liberal, secretly conservative family community for really rich people. Where the person in a 2-million dollar house gets laughed at..."—GTA V Manual
What you can find:
- Kortz Center (Museum)
- Mount Zonah Medical Center
- Hill Valley Church
- Morningwood"Morningwood is known to be one the cleanest and safest neighborhoods in Los Santos, which still means that it's filthy and dangerous by most standards. It has a vibrant, ever-changing shopping district, because most stores go out of business in six months when they can't afford the rent."—GTA V Manual
- Richman"Not a lot happens in Richman aside from out-of-touch billionaires hiding behind high walls, too terrified to leave their mega-mansions for fear of having to interact with the common man."—GTA V Manual
- La Puerta"A community with strong roots in the fishing and longshoring industry, La Puerta, like so many other proud blue-collar neighborhoods, survived unchanged for hundreds of years until it was infiltrated by hipsters who sneaked in disguised as them and started drinking in their dive bars."—GTA V Manual
- Del Perro"Del Perro is a laidback, trendy beachfront community made up of hip tanned new-agey-type yuppies and hip tanned new-agey-type homeless people. Bums on Del Perro beach have a higher standard of living than most of the rest of the United States."—GTA V Manual
- Backlot City"Once literally the back lot of Richards Majestic Studio at the pinnacle of their creative output when they still made watchable movies, Backlot City is now mainly a shopping district that sells overpriced products to white people...which is pretty much all that Richard Majestic movies do these days anyway."—GTA V Manual
- Vespucci"Vespucci is a beach town and all-round freak show where tourists come to take photos of bodybuilders, performance artists and hobos, and to buy medical marijuana. The famous Vespucci Canals were created at the turn of the century in a desperate attempt to bring some semblance of European culture to the western United States."—GTA V Manual
What you can find:
- Los Santos Tattoos
- Puerto Del Sol Yacht Club
- East Los Santos"East Los Santos has a high concentration of Latino residents and a strong gang presence, in particular the Mexican gang Los Santos Vagos and, in the Murrieta Heights area, El Salvadorean gang the Marabunta Grande. Not recommended for tourists at night, or during the day for that matter."—GTA V Manual
What you can find:
- Herr Kutz Barber
- East Los Santos Medical Center
- Adult Entertainment: The Pig Pen
- Little Seoul"A bustling Korean enclave packed with cafes, convenience stores, bars and mysterious businesses open 24/7 that you need to knock on a door to get into. Little Seoul is an up-and-coming neighborhood for foodies, students getting wasted on soju and gang members."—GTA V Manual
Other locations:
- The Korean Pavilion (Monument and landmark)
- Palomino Highlands"Keep going east from East Los Santos until you can't hear the gunshots anymore and eventually you'll hit the Palomino Highlands. With views of National Office of Security Enforcement and the Murrieta Oil Fields, you'll never feel further away from liberal Los Santos."—GTA V Manual
- Los Santos International Airport"One of the busiest airports in the world, with nowhere near enough infrastructure to support it, Los Santos International brings third-world service to first-world travel."―Grand Theft Auto V digital manual.
Other locations:
- Mount Zonah Medical Center (Located in Rockford Hills, The Syndicate Territory)
- East Los Santos Medical Center (Located in East Los Santos, Vagos Territory)
- Los Santos Customs "National leader in car customization, not to be confused with the lovely people who greet you with rubber gloves on arrival at Los Santos International Airport."―Description at Bawsaq.com
- Maze Bank Tower"The building that defined the LS skyline for a generation. Taller, classier, more opulent, more shamelessly phallic, less structurally sound - you name it, the Maze Bank Tower is best in class."―Dynasty 8 Executive description
- Los Santos Golf Club "The Los Santos Golf Club is the one place wealthy men know they can get away from their wives, because they're not allowed to play. Women might have won the vote in 1920, but they're still not allowed on the course in Richman."― GTA V Manual
- Galileo Observatory"Set up high in the Vinewood Hills with stunning views of the city, the Galileo Observatory was constructed at the end of the 19th century to make astronomy more accessible to the general public, but mostly now serves as a reminder of what little progress has been made in space exploration in the past 40 years"―GTA V digital manual
Other locations:
- Vinewood Bowl (amphitheater) - Located in Vinewood, which is not in neighborhood guide. (Hollywood, basically)
- Oriental Theater - Located in Downtown Vinewood (close to Rockford Hills, The Syndicate Territory), not in guide.
- Del Perro Pier - Located in Del Perro, not in guide. (Santa Monica, basically, and to the north of it is Morningwood, The Syndicate territory, and to the south of it is Vespucci, Vagos territory)
- Prosperity Street Promenade (Shopping Center) - Located in Del Perro.
- Puerto Del Sol Yacht Club (Condominium complex) - Located in Puerto Del Sol, which is in Vespucci, Vagos Territory.
- Vinewood Racetrack - Located in Vinewood, which is not in neighborhood guide.
- Delirium Nightclub - Located in Rockford Hills, The Syndicate territory
- Adult Entertainment: Hornbills - Located in West Vinewood
- Adult Entertainment: The Pig Pen - Located in East Los Santos, Vagos territory
- Adult Entertainment: Pitchers (Gay bar) - Located in Downtown Vinewood
- Adult Entertainment: The Honey Pot - Located in Rockford Hills, The Syndicate territory
- Blaine County"Escape the hustle and bustle of city life with a trip to beautiful rural Blaine County. Only a few miles away from Los Santos in terms of distance but a million miles away in terms of general outlook on the world, Blaine County is a place to enjoy a simpler life from a forgotten time. Visit Blaine County. Don't be a stranger; they don't like them."—GTA V Manual
What you can find:
- Bolingbroke Penitentiary: The Prison
- Mount Chiliad
- St. Brigid Baptist Church
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