@Dinh AaronMk Hey you forgot to add @Arkaquiavel in with his characters. I think he said add me in too. ^3^

Let's give some representation to card games.

A Cat Snake

Blue-Eyes White Dragon

Non Fatal

(Player1) and (Player2) skinny dip together in the lake.

(Player1) punches (Player2). (Player2) runs away.

(Player1) drinks (his/her1) own urine.

(Player1) masturbates furiously while watching what just happened above.

(Player1) receives a ridiculously oversized battle-axe.

Fatal

(Player1) dies of a disease that would have been prevented if (he/she1) had (his/her1) vaccinations up to date.

(Player1) skinny dips in a pool, but it turns out the pool is a fumarole and (he/she1) is boiled alive very quickly.

(Player1) catches the dancing plague and dances until (he/she1) dies from exhaustion.

(Player1) beheads (Player2) in one clean swoop of (his/her1) weapon.

(Player1) is struck in the skull by a meteor fragment, dying in what is basically just a freak accident.

I guess I'll offer a fatal submission while I'm at it:

(Player1) uses their weaponized autism on (Player2), killing them instantly.

Might as well join this as well.

(Player 1) attempts to pull a practical joke on (Player 2), no realizing that they actually pulled a killing joke on them.

(Player 1) accidentally gets a magic hammer stuck in their ass, leaving them to die a slow, painful death of internal blunt force trauma.

(Player 1) attempts to yiff a furry, only to realize that it was an actual animal far too late.

(Player 1) writes a terrible smutty slash fanfic based on the actions above).

(Player 1) learns that Betty Crocker isn't a real person and has a breakdown.

(Player 1) attempts to yiff a furry, only to realize that it was an actual animal far too late.

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There, should all be updated.

Put in my man Bruno Buccellati



And also the one true President of the United states, Funny Valentine

I request I get my avatar changed to this, because I didn't ask for this:



I also think love should play in this game, because I'm curious if love conquers all things:

The list grows.

Because apparently I didn't make it clear last time, I am volunteering for tribute >_>

Amended.

A Turnip



Dave Chapelle



And Narmer, the First Pharaoh who unified Upper and Lower Egypt

Four more to go friendos.

The Trash Man


Abradolf Lincler

I'll pump a few events out then, before you start.

Are you still adding these to a saved game with previous events? I remember we talked about saving events up.

Non Fatal

(Player1) retrieves a rusty hoe.

(Player1) receives chlamydia from an unknown sponsor.

(Player1) asks (Player2) for spiritual guidance. (Player2) obliges (him/her1).

(Player1) becomes the leader of a group that includes (Player2), (Player3), and (Player4).

(Player1) weaves a very very large hat out of palm fronds.

(Player1) makes a sexual advance on (Player2) but is rejected.

(Player1) talks to an invisible camera thinking (he/she1) is on a reality show.

(Player1) spends an hour fixing (his/her1) hair using a crystal clear river as a mirror.

(Player1) has a catch phrase now. (He/She1) uses it whenever (he/she1) can.

Fatal

(Player1) and (Player2) fight epically. (Player1) has the high ground, but (Player2) ignores this and is killed.

(Player1) is totally unprepared for wilderness survival and drowns in shallow water.

(Player1) tries to fight (Player2), but (Player2) has way better combat skills and easily dispatches (Player1).

(Player1) corners and disarms (Player2). (Player1) is so excited about (his/her1) impending victory that (he/she1) utters a one-liner that embarrasses both of them. Red-faced, (Player1) kills (Player2) quickly.

(Player1) runs from (Player2), but (Player2) is in much better shape and easily catches up to (Player1), killing (him/her1).

Stronk Chin the Blind Communist, courtesy of my own.



Le Mao.

And we're full.

I'll have to work on building this when I have time, like tomorrow maybe. In the meantime feel free to submit events to me.

I just want you all to know I haven't forgotten about this, it's just that things have been popping up that have been cutting into my time.

If I don't wake up too late and something doesn't happen between then and work I can get to this. Otherwise I'll be holding off on starting this until the weekend.

I have run a test of the games to work out bugs.