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Let's consider this scenario:

Congratz! Your god/demi won 100 might to spend, preferably in a single project. You cannot outright kill and/or enslave everyone else nor spend that in a HS or level.

What do?


Vestec would create planets all across the universe (if necessary). He'd then put life as variety filled and unique as Galbar's on every single one of them (tailored to the Planet's compositions, of course). He'd put their cultural,biological,magical, and/or technological evolution the fast track, ensuring that they'd all quickly and equally be ready for space travel, and have them all filled with the desire to go exploring.

Then he'd just watch what would happen.

Lifprasil would probably strip the divinity of their power, knocking them down to heroes and letting mortals take some charge in the world. @Double Capybara


Why do all of Vestec's children hate the Gods. Is it because they have daddy issues because he's never around? I feel like it's because they have daddy issues because he's never around. Also, hell of a way to repay literally all the Gods that have been trying to guide and not control the mortals. And helped you. Throughout a huge chunk of your existence. Vestec and Toun I'd understand, even Illunabar if you were really insistent. But Teknall? Niciel? That's just cold.

That's not even considering the massive backlash from the entirety of the world if Lifprasil didn't strip his own powers away too.

Ilunabar's Christmas gift list
Myself
Tekkie
Ilunabar
Lifprasil
Illy
Astarte
Lunie


After all Vestec has done for her, she doesn't even consider him for a gift? Thou art a cruel Goddess.

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Did I, at any moment, imply that every single character from MK1 wasn't going to be remade into a cute girl (except Astarte, who is now a husbando)?


So, let me get this straight. Your plan is to remake every single character in MK1 into a cute girl. Which means not only will there be another Vestec, she'll be cute.

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Perhaps Keriss wouldn't have daddy issues if you got her a puppy. She wants a puppy for her birthday, make it happen.
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Perhaps Keriss wouldn't have daddy issues if you got her a puppy. She wants a puppy for her birthday, make it happen.


Ask Jvan.

Seriously. She has a thing about giving huge living creatures to Vestec's children for no particular reason other than to see what they do with them.
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I am both scared and insanely interested to see what kind of puppy Jvan would craft.

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I am both scared and insanely interested to see what kind of puppy Jvan would craft.

Lauder


I think we know that it would have at least six legs, two tongues, compound eyes, the ability to spit acid, a large number of redundant organs, etc, etc.

I think I just described a fly by complete accident.
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I am both scared and insanely interested to see what kind of puppy Jvan would craft.



Depends on what she asks for. That'll have to wait, though, since she's effectively dead in the water until the Xerxes battle.

People tend to forget that Jvan has pretty much always been all about giving people free shit for the sake of it. No matter who you are, all you gotta do is find her on the coast and then yell. Got a bunch of mutilated lepers in need of healing? Send them over to the cavernous grey flesh plateau and she'll fix em right up.

Just not quite the way they used to be.
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Even a large super death-murder murder puppy with wings and all the uber-badass features?!
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@Lauder Ilunabar is making lap dogs in her next post, part of the whole Glamour expansion pack going on west of the Pictaraika. But I don't think she would gift one of those to a baby killer.

After all Vestec has done for her, she doesn't even consider him for a gift? Thou art a cruel Goddess.


Every time Ilunabar gives nice things to Vestec he is like, "You should't do that, one day, I might be mean to you", as if he was some futures contract tsundere.
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Would Helvana get anything or does Violet already count?
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I can confirm Jvan's generosity. For instance, I know of a certain ant who journeyed forth for a world tour, but ended up going on a tour of the universe all thanks to a 'hello' while passing by Jvan.

I know of another who was subject to Jvan's generosity in such a way. He often journeyed to a personal plane of his own creation and through the Fabric of Creation - but he always wanted more. Thanks to Jvan, he got a free no-return flight to the Gap. His reviews so far have all been five-stars.

If you are interested in taking a flight with Jvan Airways, please visit us at: onceinalifetime.co.jvan/ltd/inc/uninc/..
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@Lauder Ilunabar is making lap dogs in her next post, part of the whole Glamour expansion pack going on west of the Pictaraika. But I don't think she would gift one of those to a baby killer.


Hey, does this look like the face of a killer to you?

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Hey, does this look like the face of a killer to you?



Yes, definitely yes.
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Hey, does this look like the face of a killer to you?



Do you really want us to answer that?
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Let's consider this scenario:

Congratz! Your god/demi won 100 might to spend, preferably in a single project. You cannot outright kill and/or enslave everyone else nor spend that in a HS or level.

What do?


Are y'all sure you want to know what Amartía would do with that much Might?
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Well you're wrong.

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Answer it damnit! That's why I asked!
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Toun gave everyone he could a pet bird!! Now you're asking for puppies?! You spoilt kids! This is only going to escalate to tigers, ponies, cows, elephants, dragons, and before you know it you'll be wailing at our necks asking for pet Grots! And you know what happened last time there was a Grot, now, don't we?
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Toun gave everyone he could a pet bird!! Now you're asking for puppies?! You spoilt kids! This is only going to escalate to tigers, ponies, cows, elephants, dragons, and before you know it you'll be wailing at our necks asking for pet Grots! And you know what happened last time there was a Grot, now, don't we?


I remember this all too well...
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BUT I WANNA PUPPY!
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Toun gave everyone he could a pet bird!! Now you're asking for puppies?! You spoilt kids! This is only going to escalate to tigers, ponies, cows, elephants, dragons, and before you know it you'll be wailing at our necks asking for pet Grots! And you know what happened last time there was a Grot, now, don't we?


I don't think I was around by then to know what a Grot can do. And I don't see how a mechanical bird meant to violate the privacy of the main characters can be considered a gift.
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Toun gave everyone he could a pet bird!! Now you're asking for puppies?! You spoilt kids! This is only going to escalate to tigers, ponies, cows, elephants, dragons, and before you know it you'll be wailing at our necks asking for pet Grots! And you know what happened last time there was a Grot, now, don't we?


>Lifprasil still has the essence of Grot.

I wonder what I'm gonna do with that.
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