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[OOC] Things I'd Never Do If I Ever Became an Evil Overlord (#121 I will not attempt to use an artifact that I know can only be used by the pure of heart) Page 4

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haha i was actually looking at your sig and i was like "Times are changing. Old empires are falling. Join this RP full of bullshit and OP overlords in past-future somewhere"
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i just now noticed the dude in the background of my sig doing some sort of Hinda neck dance... which for some reason made me think "Cardassian neck trick"...
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Okay

I nominate this lovable creature, what do you think @Kalleth


I concur.

And yes, we are fucked. But hey, I'm cackling on the inside at all the snide remarks brewing within Dzierżysław's little Chechen head.
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@Dawnscroll Macro economics... I've been brainwashed by my job and thought 'Wow a Dragon using MS Excel - who would've thought?'. :)

Also, I noticed behind the pile of gold is the size of an entire town. That's a nice 'n' big dragon.
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I've actually figured out a way or two to fight the dragon, but youtubers tend to have iffy taxes and such.
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i dont mean to nitpick, but the economic stuff can be a minor subplot that is referred to every once in awhile. lets make sure we focus more on the "attempting to take down the overlord" bit. sure, the dragon is a banker (or whatever, i dont remember honestly), but its still a dragon and will be used in the traditional way dragons are used in stories: mounts and crazy killing machines. He can still sit on his mountain of gold, but when the overlord calls, he answers.
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No he won't. Get with the times...

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@Dawnscroll im not saying your character cant do all that. but if the dragon is not subject to the overlord, that makes it a hero by definition.
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Oh no! I'm not saying he's not subject. The Overlord is the VIP investor and shareholder. No, I'm definitely the "Dragon" trope for the BBEG 100%.

...but you gotta admit, this concept is stupidly wonderful. A "dragon" who is quite literally a colossal dragon, whose main threat isn't his colossal size and power, but rather, the bearucratic bullshit he can spin to time up the heroes.

I'd offer to put the BBEG on speed dial, but ultimately that goes against the Overlords rules. If the heroes ever got ahold of the line and faked a Scottish accent, and we didn't have triple confirmation in place, why, they could just drain all the accounts!

Redundancy covers loopholes.

Also, you need a concealed carry permit and background check to carry those swords, heroes.
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@Dawnscroll Kita is curious and wants to ask the Dragon how he's going to fit into the meeting room(s).
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yes, it is a stupidly wonderful idea. Admission filed. XD
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also i have an idea for making a list of the List Tropes that we mention, use, or RP.
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also i have an idea for making a list of the List Tropes that we mention, use, or RP.

*Ding*
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oh and before i forget for the seventh time...i am only focusing on the first 100... that may actually help you heroes.
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also due to the fact i RPed with Kalleth before, i made him the hero co-GM.

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Ah so this Gi place isn't on Earth eh? Well we'll have to explain how a Chechen and a Norwegian got there but I'm glad this is off! @Kalleth perhaps we can do a collab about how we got together, perhaps my guy coming in a Gandalf-esque style naming your guy to be the "great hero," or something, perhaps on piratepad or the likes.
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its not earth but you can basically have a Chechan and a Norwegian, just change the name of the countries slightly. not everything has to make perfect sense. its a parody.
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also its pronounced "Gee-tun"
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