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<Snipped quote by Savo>

Fairly sure the crystal had a bit too much to drink at the Mythril Chalice before choosing the heroes. That explains the thought process.


Or it just picked a bunch of random dudes
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"Alright Crystal, which noble paladins shall we select to hear the call of the crystal?"

How about that bloke with a habit of stealing everything that isn't nailed down? That sounds like a good idea to me.

"But Crystal, we have an entire order of powerful, capable, loyal Paladins willing to serve-

Oh, and the untrustworthy, self serving, ninja assassin cat. Ninjas are cool.

"But that sounds highly irresponsible, I do believe our best-"

Lets throw in a Kimuran prince while we're at it.

"Well, at least that sounds somewhat reasonable-"

He's an easily misguided overtrusting teen.

"..."

Oh, and that red mage that thinks every woman and their mother wants to get into his pants.
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You forgot the mage who occasionally blows himself up.
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And the Dark Knight being created by odds who has crippling self-esteem issues... I think.
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@vietmyke You have made my day... That was the most funny thing I've seen in a week or two.
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"Hey, I resent that allegation! I only reclaim treasure!"
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@vietmykethat was magical

"Okay....but now wr need to have others help the Heroes. Surely out paladins can be guided into their pa-"

"How about that one over there?"

"...the One whose spell just exploded in their face?"

"Yeah. And that Moogle. That's a cool looking moogle."

"Okay the Moogle is understandable but please we-"

"Screw it add another cat girl too. That one playing the harp."

"The one that just flipped a guy over her shoulder for interrupting her song?"

"Yeah."

"Crystal. Please....why Are you like this?"
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"It forgot to mention that I'm the descendant of one of the Warriors of Light who saved most of the living population and bested the Mage-King! Of course, I'm aaaaalllsssoo not surprised that I was chosen for this task. After all, I am a hero of course."
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"That rock didnt say how I'm one of the most skilled assassins in Kimura... How could you be so ignorant! UGH!"
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"Sorry, but are you doing a handstand. Because you're talking out of your arse."
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I just got tge terrible idea of the Crystal fucking with the Heroes if they down talk the Crystal

Ie- "why the Divines was I picked? Stupid crystal"

*trips immediately after*
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I imagine Ryteb was trying to steal the crystal when shit went down...
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And then me with the character I am making that is a mechanist moogle... who points his gun at people face that gets him mad.

Still unsure about going WOL or not
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I still love Seruh's description vietmyke gave her, probably because its accurate.
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Then after he tries to steal the crystal, the follow-up that happens is that Blaike smacks the back of Ryteb's head... and trying to make himself more dashing and hit on all the girls there.
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The first one with the crystal is made all the funnier because not a single paladin was chosen.
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I imagine that Ryteb would calmly proceed to use blizzard on Blaike's groin
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Just for the laughs, I might have Seruh be told by the clan she is visiting in Thorne to assassinate one of yall, if anybody wants to volunteer their body speak up. I'd prefer that you were a WOL so I could plot away why she doesn't end up killing you.
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Me, me, Me! I'm sure a guy who grabs treasure makes a lot of enemies.
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Blaike would then proceed to light Ryteb's groin on fire, resulting in an ongoing fight of stupid proportions due both of them doing something to each others groin (and one of them getting smacked upside the head).
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