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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted, your next wish, you are forced to wish for something corrupt.

I wish I was a merman, but not aquaman.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Oxy
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Granted. Quickly you find out you have a minor allergic reaction to water. Enjoy a life of irritated eyes and stuffy nose.

I wish the next wisher gets mauled by a bear.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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(Haha, basically me with air irl)

Granted. I am mauled by a teddybear.

I wish for the genie to be free.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Vashonn
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It's like Genie from Aladdin, 'cept he follows you around and bugs you incessantly with entirely useless and unproductive means of trying to entertain himself, which most others find humor in, though you only see as a nuisance for when you're trying to get anything done, for the rest of your life.

I wish I could wish twice for my next wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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Ok but you can never wish again

I wish that... MOO
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. Your head is lopped off and you're sold as dairy.

I wish for war.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Bishop
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@ArenaSnow Granted. You go to war with hell and challenge the cockroach that is currently torturing me. After you lose the war, you take her place on mating with her and getting your head bitten off for all eternity. "Oh, and she bites your thingie off for all eternity too."

I wish that after I escaped her bug clutches in the commotion of the war, a young beautiful female human shaped angel not younger than 18 came to hell to get me out....and I LAID WITH HER!
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted, but she is intensely into a threesome... with your father.

I wish that my new RP will take off, which I am about to post the OOC for. (#ShamelessPlug)
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Bishop
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@CollectorOfMyst Granted. Your RP gets ready for takeoff, the engines are fired and it goes all the way down to the deepest parts of "Dead RP Zone"

I wish that that angel was purely focused on me, not wanting anyone else or thinking of anyone else.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. Unfortunately, your affections in return to her dedicating all her energies aren't good enough, and she decides to teach you a lesson by sending you back to the cockroach to replace me, and this time keeps you there under supervision until she's certain your affections are genuine. Which may only take a few angel years. which are kinda like centuries

I wish for it to be impossible to receive a retaliation wish to the above.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Bishop
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Wish granted but I take the second definition of impossible from the dictionary which is "very difficult to deal with."

I wish the cockroach turned into a young beautiful female human shaped fallen angel where she unconditionally loves me along with the other angel and so we do a threesome while you are forced to watch while getting pounded to the ground by Cerberus.@ArenaSnow

Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. Cerberus gets bored of me quickly and pounds the three of you in equal measure.

I wish the two females lost interest and joined me for a year-long foray into fetishes and completely forgot about anyone else in that time >.>
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Bishop
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@ArenaSnow Granted but you are brought along to fulfill their fetishes which consist of you being on the receiving end of a huge replica of the Cerberus donger which is made of molten lava.

I wish that I was the ruler of hell.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. To counter your mounting power, Heaven deploys me to assassinate you with a replica of the replica of the Cerebrus donger. It's painful.

I wish for Ryuzaki not to disrupt the cycle >.>
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Bishop
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Granted. He didn't disrupt it this turn since I just posted now! :)

I wish for the replica to have a special effect, it merges with the user transforming them into a young beautiful female human shaped fallen angel and it will be painful...for you since I WISH TO GET LAID WITH THIS "ASSASSIN"!!

( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Oxy
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I'll allow it. Unfortunately my approval breaks the back and forth you had with Arena and thus cutting of his shot at justified retaliation for this kinky sex cult you two joined, effectively tarnishing the relationship the two of you had been building forever. You won though, and that matters more then friendship.

...right?

I wish my name were synonymous with an innuendo.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Granted. Now "Oxy" has the same implied meaning as "taking the back door". You are made fun of.

I wish bottled water has healing powers.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TheUnknowable
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@IntPenDespSwordGranted, however it is now classified as a medicine, and after 2 and a half years of trials and FDA hoop-jumping, it is now $150 per bottle.

I wish for a nice car.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ChickenTeriyaki
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Granted, but the wheels are triangle-shaped.

And all that the radio seems to play is Jacob Sartorius' Sweatshirt.

I wish my Math grades were higher.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Bishop
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@ChickenTeriyaki Granted but now the grades are in reverse, so the higher the grade the worst you have performed.

Now that I am lord of hell and after sexing the assassin that was sent by the heavens to kill me, I wish to open a portal to earth and invade it with my hellish legions!
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