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Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. He wakes up, and then promptly brings a S.W.A.T. team down on your residence. Guess you didn't know about his murderous past.

I, too, wish that we had less rain in our British summer.
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One sentence I have already said I was in America so didn't get rain, thanks though

I wish my brother didn't have a murderous past

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Granted, it's no longer his past but his present. And he has killed you

I wish for me to have finished my online government class already.
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Granted, but you have absolutely no clue about any of the subjects anymore.

I wish Brazil's politics weren't such a joke.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. All of the Brazilian politicians are assassinated by President Trump, causing the Third World War, which ends in nuclear fallout, and the destruction of all life on the Planet Earth.

I wish for the ability to complete all of my pending RP character/nation sheets quickly and efficiently.
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Granted. You complete all of them, but you never said anything about POSTING them, so your browser crashes before you can hit submit, and all your backups are lost. Now you get to do it ALL OVER AGAIN! :D

I wish that I knew how to drive.
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Granted. You can learn to drive in jail after stealing a car and hit a cat.
I wish I was better at English
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Granted, but now everybody speaks bad chinese slang.

@Foster 70 pounds?! I'm guessing we're talking longbow or compound here. My recurve is only a little over half that (36) and its taken me three years to build that up (partly money based). At least if it is compound the resting poundage is a lot lower.

-I was shooting southpawed since I was twelve, so... yeah... gonna take me awhile (about a decade, easy) to get on that level with my other shoulder. I've got a plywood recurve (RH only) set to 50 pounds (plus 10 pounds because of overdraw... long-arms) waiting for me, in the meantime. Right now playing with 30-40 pounds on sight-less fiberglass recurves at about ten to twenty meters on 40cm targets (NFAA indoor scoring rules).
-I did mention I occassionally volunteer as an archery instructor, right?

Kinda wishing this riding lawn mower would just fix itself and work properly like a good honest proletariate lawn-mower.
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Granted. But now you don't have enough strength to do any housework. I wish I had a trophy of something
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Granted the trophy is for not being able to accomplish anything and winning said trophy spirals you into alcoholism.

I wish I had all of the books of the left behind series.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Scarescrow
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Granted but you now have a debt over 1 million euros for having those books.
I wish I could found a better avatar
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by luna558
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(I'll be in debt for the rest of my life whats a little more?)

Granted, you now have my avatar and we battle to the death, it is unknown who won as whoever did so went into hiding.

I wish I could see my favorite musical on Broadway even though it was there in 2009.
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Granted, but just because you can doesn't mean you do. You forget to go see it on the day it happens.

I wish I could eat as much as I want and stay healthy.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Scarescrow
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Granted but you don't have enough money to buy any food. Thus you die because of starvation or dehydration, which ever killed you first.
I wish I'm the richest man alive.
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Granted, you can't handle the pressure and jump off a bridge. on the bright side, you gave all your money to assassinating Donald Trump and giving shelter to homeless pets.

I wish I could buy whatever I want from hot topic.
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Granted. The moment you buy something, the floor melts for no apparent reason.

I wish for pineapple.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Light
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Granted, but it's more "pine" than "apple."

I wish my brother would stop blasting music I don't like.
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Granted, I'm sorry to inform you your brother has just passed away - my deepest sympathies.

I wish I wasn't quite so cruel to people when crushing their wishes...
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Granted. The moment you buy something, the floor melts for no apparent reason.

I wish for pineapple.


WHY THE FLOOR MELTING?

Granted you get kicked off the spam forum

I wish that my dog loved me.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. You get in a car accident and he jumps into the flames, trying to save you, but ripping a few fingers off by accident from desperation instead as metal caves into his back. You enter a 6 year coma and instead of having some trauma with all your fingers, you have chronic depression minus three fingers. Damn, that was dark.

I wish for something cheerful to happen to this wish. >.<
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