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IN that case, I suppose our child will grow up with an inferiority complex, having no legitimate claim to the throne... and will probably eventually try to kill them all. Lovely Fratricide.
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Dark skin and fair hair, definitely.
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I'm thinking of a harpy... though I don't think it works that way...
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Probably scrambled eggs, I'd get hungry sometime through the incubation.
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@PrinceAlexusI kill all the children except Jimmy

when did you get back and this one def has pink hair
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@PrinceAlexusI kill all the children except Jimmy

when did you get back and this one def has pink hair


Better start digging another grave...

When did I get back? I was gone for 8 hours! How could you let that mess *waves at the spam forum* happen? It's going to take me all of 30 mins to clean up!
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9 toed Spooki
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since i am invisible, our child will be naturally equipped with a dampening field that will allow to cloak. he's invisible. he will also be able to move through space time at the blink of an eye, enabling him to travel to the far reaches of the universe. since you can't see me, you don't realize all the heat i'm packing, and so our child will also have a lot of weapons, like missiles and energy beams, which will allow him to pulverize planets

everything he has comes from his mother... except for droid arms, which comes from his father
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So, by your logic, our daughter is also invisible, with her natural cloak ability. She moves through space and time at will, fast as a heartbeat. I'm not sure if I''m comfortable with her handling weapons... but I'll let her keep the swords, that axe, the bow and arrows, her spear, and all thirteen of her daggers. She also has a little of her father's magic in her, with the ability to restore what was once lost - such as, oh, I don't know, pulverised planets?

Most of what she has comes from her mother - but she does have her father's ears, and a fondness for dragons.
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Our child's a dragon-human hybrid.

That's right. I'm not interested in you. Give me your dragons.
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I mean, since I'm getting at least two nieces and/or nephews out of this, why not? Have at your bestiality desires.
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Our child would be a culmination of asking "why not both?" and "Clem?" a lot.

It would have 15 fathers according to paternity tests.

since i am invisible, our child will be naturally equipped with a dampening field that will allow to cloak. he's invisible. he will also be able to move through space time at the blink of an eye, enabling him to travel to the far reaches of the universe. since you can't see me, you don't realize all the heat i'm packing, and so our child will also have a lot of weapons, like missiles and energy beams, which will allow him to pulverize planets

everything he has comes from his mother... except for droid arms, which comes from his father


So he'd be a manic bombard?
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Some kind of headless Grineer
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Like a Starbuck's order, Half-and-Half.
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Probably the child I will want to succeed me.

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The child, that if your successor is not one of Luna's, will take your friend.
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Oh she divorced me... Any surviving children we have - which I think is just Jimmy, I don't keep track, I leave that to the imperial Historian, - will be executed by the end of the day. Don't worry, all my illegitimate children needn't fear my wrath, all of your freakish half-mutant children will be spared. Just don't expect any birthday gifts.

Regarding our child, they will be chained in the dragon stables and be raised to think of themselves as a dragon. When you inevitably disappoint me again, and I feed you to the dragons you love so much, they will assume your position.

I will not tolerate your treason again. Do I make myself clear?
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Perfectly clear. And so, as our third child witnesses my death at your hands, she runs away, to inevitably rise as a hero and warrior to the people against their tyrant king.
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She's going to be so disappointed when she discovers that she shares the same backstory with hundreds of others within the rebel army.

Our fourth child will be raised to lead the Armies of Spooki against the non-believers.

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Well... There gonna be the army scribe and administrative officer it seems.

Also not quite as cute as me, but get some glowy eyes...

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