Mikey, Mikey D
“DEANNNNNNNNNNN!”
Name Michael David Castle
Birthday & Age 4/8, 26
Gender & Sexual Orientation Male, straight
Other Labels Memes
Occupation Surgeon
CMMC Psychological Evaluation
Personality The Positive:
- Intelligent
- Skilled
- Incredibly loyal to his best friend
The Negative:
- Slacker (at least when he deems the work ‘unnecessary’ or ‘boring’)
- Perhaps too loyal to his best friend
- Womanizer (but only in pairs!)
Despite his tendency to slack off when it comes to the ‘boring’ part of the job, Michael has nonetheless proved his worth by graduating at the top of his class from Yale. Initially, we assumed that he would be just as hardworking here, but as it turns out… that isn’t exactly what we got. Instead, we received a man who is incredibly at his job — a fantastic surgeon, which is probably why Marvin insisted we hire the kid. The unfortunate part is… he doesn’t do any paperwork, in fact, ‘Mikey D’ avoids it like the plague, and he never leaves the fucking office.
No, seriously, he built a small room to live in, second floor janitor’s closet — he busted the wall down to expand it into the storage room, which probably isn’t even legal. But, what’s done is done. Besides, he signed a guaranteed contract. If he’s going to work almost constantly, the least we can do is give him a closet until he gets a corner office.
Actual Personality:
Michael is what he is. As is our usual process, we contacted several family members, friends, and previous coworkers before he was even contacted for an interview, and all of them had the same things to say. A good kid, hard working when it matters, but a little lazy when it doesn’t. His past work history is consistent, he worked at the same bar for his entire tenure throughout Yale: Teasers.
Not sure what he did there.
“I understand there’s a guy inside me who wants to lay in bed, smoke weed all day, and watch cartoons and old movies. My whole life is a series of stratagems to avoid, and outwit, that guy.” - Anthony Bourdain
My Dreams Have an awesome wedding with his BOY Deano as the best man.
Fears
- Dean not liking him anymore
Likes
- Dean
- Women
- Dogs
- His boss SEEMS cool
Dislikes
- People who are not Dean, or women, or his boss
- Bees
History
You know, they say love at first sight is a facade, a joke. In Michael’s opinion, this couldn’t be any further from the truth. Michael found his true love day two of medical school, sitting across from him at the library. They were both doing the same thing: hiding Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition's behind their text books. That was when Michael met his other half, his best friend, the peanut butter to his chocolate: Dean Liu.
The story begins here, because anything before medical school doesn’t matter. Mikey came from a low on the totem pole sort of family, and he skirted into Yale on the shoulders of scholarships that he worked his ass off to earn. Unfortunately, scholarships can only get you so far with the tuition prices so damn high.
Fortunately for Mikey D, he’s hot. Like, really, really hot. You know how some women fantasize about doctors having sex with them? You’re looking at the source of that. So, he turned to the only other occupation that’s ever called to him. Stripping, duh. He was good at it too, and honestly loved it. Middle aged women, bachelorette parties… it was all great. Even the gay bars weren’t TOO bad; at least they tipped nice.
If it wasn’t for the fact that he crushed med school out of the park, and got a residency in the same hospital as his best friend forever, Mike probably would be a stripper in whatever club he can find nearest to his apartment with Deano. But, here he is. Doing doctor stuff.
Pay’s only a little bit better...
Reputation He’s a well known slacker when it comes to the paperwork, but is otherwise fantastic at this whole doctorin’ thing.
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