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looking for womyn only so I can impose muh sexist standards on the guild

Muh cis heteronormative mind insists I must have a straight female player with blonde hair that is 6'4 and blue eyed. She must be specifically of the aryan race. Must have an IQ of 140, and have the political views of the 1940s gestapo. Must be conceived using artificial wombs and genetic engineering to ensure she is the perfect white female. Did I mention you also have to be vegan? Graduating from an Ivy league is a must. Harvard preferred. Must also have stage 4 thyroid cancer. I must stress you must have a widows peak. If you have to wear glasses turn back now four eyes. Lastly, she must also be orthodox christian. Other sects of christianity trigger me so don't apply if u r not orthodox christian.

Plot will be loaded with XXX smut

Yes I am adult
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Interested. PM me?
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If you have to wear glasses turn back now four eyes.

Wow, this is so disgustingly ableist, smh. You should be ashamed of yourself, cishet scum.
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Interested. PM me?


I no rp with rpers who have pee pee

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Wow, this is so disgustingly ableist, smh. You should be ashamed of yourself, cishet scum.


You may not like it but these are the most ideal standards.

RESPECK MUH RIGHT TO REJECT WAIFUS WITH GLASSES
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@Nytem4re I reported you to the moderators. Enjoy your ban, sicko.
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I assume this is a joke ... but truth be told I really don't freaking care. Another one for the shit list.
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I assume this is a joke ... but truth be told I really don't freaking care. Another one for the shit list.

You cared enough to comment.

Yes, this is a joke. I've known Nyte for many years and he would never actually write anything like this. This is satire.
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totally serious
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You cared enough to comment.

Yes, this is a joke. I've known Nyte for many years and he would never actually write anything like this. This is satire.


Yeah. This is satire.

My real 1x1 request?

I actually want someone to play a toyota in a toyota x subaru rp.

The rper must be a toyota with a V8 engine, using only premium fuel, rear spoilers, and leather car seats. Hondas need not apply.

TW: there will be graphic scenes of rear ending, as well as having several oil spills as a result from the t-bone position.

Who the hell wants to rp with a woman when you can rp with a fine tuned racing machine.
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Obviously you guys probably don't care about others' feelings. However, this is the sort of thread that is only intended to ruin someone else's day. You don't have to agree with them, or even like what they do. But to go to this extent to call someone out is petty, rude, and frankly, an embarrassment.

You guys are in an echo chamber teeheeing at each other and not understanding that what you're doing is not only an affront to the welcoming nature of the site, but also deters people from posting and having fun. If you don't agree with something that people do, post in the locations where those sorts of sentiments are supposed to go. Don't make a petty thread about it that is intended for those people to see. Don't be an ass.

I'm not entirely sure why that is so hard to understand.
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You guys are in an echo chamber teeheeing at each other and not understanding that what you're doing is not only an affront to the welcoming nature of the site, but also deters people from posting and having fun.


How welcoming is exclusion? That's what this thread is about, JBRam2002. People are being excluded from roleplaying with certain partners because of their sex. The site would be a whole lot more welcoming if there was a rule in place banning such discrimination.
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The easiest approach this this thread is to laugh for the meager value it... has, I suppose, and carry on.

Any further reactions, and you simply make the OP win.
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PM me daddy Nyt,
I promise I won't bite.
Spank me hard we'll have some fun.
We will play until we see the sun.
I wanna play so very lewd,
'Til people think we're horny and rude.
So pick me for this amazing story,
Smut and sex in all it's glory.

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How welcoming is exclusion? That's what this thread is about, JBRam2002. People are being excluded from roleplaying with certain partners because of their sex. The site would be a whole lot more welcoming if there was a rule in place banning such discrimination.


Obviously you guys probably don't care about others' feelings. However, this is the sort of thread that is only intended to ruin someone else's day. You don't have to agree with them, or even like what they do. But to go to this extent to call someone out is petty, rude, and frankly, an embarrassment.

You guys are in an echo chamber teeheeing at each other and not understanding that what you're doing is not only an affront to the welcoming nature of the site, but also deters people from posting and having fun. If you don't agree with something that people do, post in the locations where those sorts of sentiments are supposed to go. Don't make a petty thread about it that is intended for those people to see. Don't be an ass.

I'm not entirely sure why that is so hard to understand.


Or, y'know, it's about literally nothing specific and just something made as a general satire. Not everything has to have some ulterior motive to it. I found it quite funny, and a moderator responded without taking it down or taking offense to it, so it can't be that bad.
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will the smut be in threads or in PMs?
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will the smut be in threads or in PMs?


Depends on whether it's a furry RP or not.

EDIT: Just for context, I once saw a guy trying to excuse public smut on this site forum because it was a furry RP, and since it was anthro animals he thought it didn't count.
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will the smut be in threads or in PMs?


Thread cuz mods can't stop mechanical smut that would be machinist

PM me daddy Nyt,
I promise I won't bite.
Spank me hard we'll have some fun.
We will play until we see the sun.
I wanna play so very lewd,
'Til people think we're horny and rude.
So pick me for this amazing story,
Smut and sex in all it's glory.


Need vehicle registration before I accept anyone for my toyota x subaru smut smh dirty meatbags get out
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Obviously you guys probably don't care about others' feelings. However, this is the sort of thread that is only intended to ruin someone else's day. You don't have to agree with them, or even like what they do. But to go to this extent to call someone out is petty, rude, and frankly, an embarrassment.

You guys are in an echo chamber teeheeing at each other and not understanding that what you're doing is not only an affront to the welcoming nature of the site, but also deters people from posting and having fun. If you don't agree with something that people do, post in the locations where those sorts of sentiments are supposed to go. Don't make a petty thread about it that is intended for those people to see. Don't be an ass.

I'm not entirely sure why that is so hard to understand.

Who exactly are we calling out? All of the participants of this thread literally defended people's rights to have preferences in Roleplays and their interest checks. I suppose since you know so much about Nyte and his purpose when making this thread that you'd already know about that though, right?

It's a sad day when we can't even shitpost, smh.

using only premium fuel.

Is diesel an acceptable alternative?
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I actually want someone to play a toyota in a toyota x subaru rp.

The rper must be a toyota with a V8 engine, using only premium fuel, rear spoilers, and leather car seats. Hondas need not apply.

TW: there will be graphic scenes of rear ending, as well as having several oil spills as a result from the t-bone position.

Who the hell wants to rp with a woman when you can rp with a fine tuned racing machine.


This tickled my funny bone.

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Need vehicle registration before I accept anyone for my toyota x subaru smut smh dirty meatbags get out


pmed you with my registration vroom vroom uwu
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