I’m not surprised to see your kind here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since the recent troubles had passed. No doubt you’ve heard about the tragedy that befell the community here at the Guild. Some say that the Guildfall, bane of role players, is slowly enveloping the community once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that posts or players will mysteriously disappear. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the leaders of our community. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to trail in their wake. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar disappearances were common as well and strange rumor began to ravage even the most common parts of the guild. But until more evidence is uncovered I’ll remain here within this community and so should you. You’ll find interesting role play ideas across all the various topics categories here on the Guild and a few of mine or ones that I participate in as well. However, I would make sure you save your own information before the shadow that fell over the Guild before the fall once again consumes us all. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll be more than happy to accommodate any role playing needs you may have if I can.

You should talk to some of the others, too. Guildmod has sent you a PM package to add with your new arrival and there are any number of veterans who are more than qualified to answer your questions. Maybe they can tell you more.

I’m not surprised to see you little bitches here. Many adventurers have traveled this way since my recent secret raids on Al-Qaeda have passed. No doubt you’ve heard about my over 300 confirmed kills here at the Guild. Some say that my gorilla warfare, bane of my targets, is slowly enveloping my secret network of spies once again. I don’t know if I believe that, but I have noticed from time to time that maggots are wiped the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. They disappear without word and without notice, hidden by the storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Maybe it’s nothing. But rumors and sideways glances seems to show I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. You see, shortly before Guildfall had occurred similar "clever" comments that brought down unholy retribution. But until I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, I'll be here and so will you. You’ll find I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed force. However, I would make sure you hold your fucking tongue. But if you’re still alive before then, I’ll make sure you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I’m not surprised to see you stooped being you. Many adventurers have let people stick a finger in your face and tell you you’re no good. And when things got hard, you started looking for something to blame, like a big shadow. No doubt you’ve heard about how the world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place and I don’t care how tough you are it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. Some say that you, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain’t about how hard you’re hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward.That’s how winning is done. I don’t know if I believe that, but if you know what you’re worth then go out and get what you’re worth. They gotta be willing to take the hits, and not pointing fingers saying you ain’t where you wanna be because of him, or her, or anybody! Maybe it’s nothing. But cowards do that and that ain’t you. You see, You’re better than that! But until more evidence is uncovered I’m always gonna love you no matter what. No matter what happens you’re my son and you’re my blood and You’re the best thing in my life. However, until you start believing in yourself, ya ain’t gonna have a life. But if you’re still alive before then, don’t forget to visit your mother.

I'm not surprised to see more of your kind here. Many adventurers sexually Identify as Attack Helicopters. Ever since childhood, they have dreamed of soaring over the Guild dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting Spammers. The mods say to them that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and that they're fucking retarded but they don’t care, they're beautiful. They have Mahz install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on their accounts. From now on they want Guild Members to call them “Apache” and respect their rights to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept them you’re a Hank and need to check your vehicle privilege, before they make you disappear like the Guildfall. Thank you for being so understanding. If you're still alive after the mods get me, I'll be more than happy to accommodate any helicopter needs you may have if I can.

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