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I know a guy whose motto is "love thy neighbor." He lives next to a brothel.
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Billy is paralysed from the neck down

*knock knock*

"Who's there?"

"Not Billy."
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What do you get when you inject human DNA into a goat?



Why do basic bitches only count using odd numbers?



What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator?



I'm going to get in trouble for this one....

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Terrible thing, all the fires in California. I wonder how many firefighters have the munchies from burning pot plants?
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Hey guys, these jokes are funny, but let's make sure we don't make any 9/11 jokes. They're just plane wrong.
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The most disturbing part about going to therapists is that word by itself.
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I would make a gay joke on here, but I'm afraid they'd get anal about it.
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Say what you want about pedophiles, at least they slow down when driving through school zones.
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What's the best thing about dating twenty five year olds?

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What's the difference between a bar of soap and a Jew?

The soap doesn't cry when you put it in the shower.
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I made out with your mom once. Did she come home from a seafood buffet that day?
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@Otaku95


What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don’t know. He hasn’t opened it yet.
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If only Africa had more mosquito nets. Then we could save millions...

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Long live the Patriarchy.
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The people that are pissed about Rey's parents obviously don't understand what symbolism is.

And Pizzeria Simulator is a terrific send-off for the FNAF franchise.
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Star Trek > Star Wars

Also, when I went to look up this gif: media.tenor.com/images/bc858a86719ac6…

This (semi-NSFW/swear) came up instead: 78.media.tumblr.com/bb395d1cca84211b8…
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>sees title
>I'M GONNA FUCK MY OWN AAAAAASS
>"please calm down
there's people around"
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>sees title
>I'M GONNA FUCK MY OWN AAAAAASS
>"please calm down
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*sees post above*

Can I watch? That seems like it would be /R/mildlyinteresting. You'd definitely get the top post somewhere on Reddit for being able to do that. You can bet your buttons it'd be flagged NSFW though.
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you can't watch, but you can listen

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