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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Foster
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A sports car lands in your lap. Literally, while you are commuting behind a tow-truck that forgot to fasten a rekt BMW down properly while on the interstate.

Wishing Otaku-senpai would notice me. (drags Otaku away after chloroforming)

Can I haz hug?
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Granted, but the hug is from ArenaSnow and he smells

I wish I had the ability of graydar
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Granted, but you also double as a gaydar.

I wish this site had other layouts instead of just black.
Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Jurassic Weeb
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Granted, but the only other choice changes color so rapidly it causes epileptic seizures.

I wish that species wiped out by humans were still around.
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Granted, now you're getting eaten by dodo birds.

I wish for a second Emoji Movie
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Mariana Collie
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Granted but it's a serious deconstruction of modern culture and not the meme you were looking for

Wish I had a dog
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Granted. Seriously, how the fuck do you corrupt a piece of shit like that movie?

Congrats! Your new pupper is basically Cujo!

I wish I could be sucked into a fantasy world.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago → 7 yrs ago Post by Foster
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I wish I could be sucked into a fantasy world.


Granted, but now you're stuck with a yandere Narga.

Wishing I could find an RP for everyone looking for an RP.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Mariana Collie
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Granted, welcome to the new Dora the Explorer persistent world rp.

I wish I had my bike so I dun hafta walk five miles
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Granted but regardless of what part of the world you live in the road is so slick with ice you keep falling.

I wish for chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.
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Granted, but it's coming from a sketchy looking van that also appears to be offering free puppies and hugs.

I wish I had more time off from work and/or other obligations so I could just worry about scheming and doing fun stuff again.
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Granted, you lose your job and can't find a new one. You starve to death.

I wish I wasn't triple gay
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Granted, you're infinite gay

I wish I was more gay
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Todd Howard
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Granted, you're now 0.01% more gay. But you also get aids. -shrug-

I wish contests were inactive again.
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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Ryalin
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Granted, the entire site dies. Oh... I was supposed to corrupt a wish, not make it better... Meh, go on then, be happy.

I wish someone could make me a sandwich
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Granted… but some kind of weird science shit happens and suddenly you're being stalked by a giant, man-eating sandwich monster.

I wish I could sleep.
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Granted, but you can't wake up without being slapped in the face with a wet fish

I wish I could put zero effort into life
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Todd Howard
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I could say granted, but you already do that, you fool. Why do you think your life is so terrible?

I wish for Otaku95 to be IP banned.

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Granted, but you suddenly realize you miss me and become an alcoholic to forget me.

I wish Raddum wasn't a Cave Troll.
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Granted but we wouldnt have the troll lord and saviour any more and all the trolls will find revenge in sending korean spambots our way.

I wish spambots weren't a thing
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