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to a group of friends for a laugh due to my strong "posh" English accent.

By the end of the page they were all silent, one of the guys speachless and the only girl in the group announcing she was undressed and then logged out on us...

Was my voice just used by someone?

Your thoughts people, do English male voices reading this stuff at a whisper make you imagine it more?

WAS I USED?!
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That book is terrible.
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But very funny.
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It's like the Twilight of smut.
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My friends believe it is the smut of twilight.
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There's this hilarious video on Youtube of Gilfred Godfried reading it.
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I'm not sure if I should punch you in the gut out of pity, or punch you in the gut out of the idea of you actually reading that book.
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Dervish said
There's this hilarious video on Youtube of Gilfred Godfried reading it.


I like how he says Vagina.

VAAAAAAAAGINAAAAAAAA.
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I read one page! I swear to god never again!...well...maybe to piss off my friends
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Cayden Black said the only girl in the group announcing she was undressed and then logged out on us... Was my voice just used by someone?


I don't know about you, but whenever that happens to me (which, yes, does happen), I think it's hot as hell.
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Wouldn't have been better if she'd stayed logged on?
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idlehands said
Wouldn't have been better if she'd stayed logged on?


At least for the woman, the imagination works wonders.
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Krieg your choice of readers is the best.
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Part of me wants to find the things in this thread amusing, but most of it is just too pathetic for even me to laugh at.
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Edit: wrong thread lulz
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Esper stands on a tall building, eyeing the thread through the scope of her light fifty. She lowers herself to her knees, placing the bi-pod's legs on a cooling ducts cubed frame. She slows her breathing, relaxing with each breath to steady her aim. As she looks through the scope she adjusts for the wind resistance, cross-hairs locked onto the thread's chest. She briefly watches the thread move, looking perhaps gleeful at the pain and confusion it cause.

She held her breath finally as she prepared to take the shot. The thread liked to live in luxury, a thing they both had in common in that she enjoyed obvious and easy shots into luxury apartments. She pulled her finger back on the trigger, her legs positioned for maximum stability. The shot echoed and penetrated the window, then the body of the thread. Blood spattered the white couch behind him as his body slumped over. "A pity", she though to herself. "That couch probably never asked for such a terrible stain."
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Hank said
I don't know about you, but whenever that happens to me (which, yes, does happen), I think it's hot as hell.

It's scary, but I could actually see this happening. XD

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Esper stands on a tall building, eyeing the thread through the scope of her light fifty. She lowers herself to her knees, placing the bi-pod's legs on a cooling ducts cubed frame. She slows her breathing, relaxing with each breath to steady her aim. As she looks through the scope she adjusts for the wind resistance, cross-hairs locked onto the thread's chest. She briefly watches the thread move, looking perhaps gleeful at the pain and confusion it cause.She held her breath finally as she prepared to take the shot. The thread liked to live in luxury, a thing they both had in common in that she enjoyed obvious and easy shots into luxury apartments. She pulled her finger back on the trigger, her legs positioned for maximum stability. The shot echoed and penetrated the window, then the body of the thread. Blood spattered the white couch behind him as his body slumped over. "A pity", she though to herself. "That couch probably never asked for such a terrible stain."


No worries, Couch! Billy Mays will save the day!

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