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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted, you become a snail due to being the granter of the previous wish.

I wish for a cool, refreshing drink.
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Your wish is granted. We took "cool" to the extreme and made it out of liquid nitrogen. Enjoy being frozen.

I wish sleep was not a nessesity
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Granted, you never sleep anymore you are dead.

I wish for the granter to click the thumbs up icon of this post.
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Granted, but the browser glitches and doesn't register the click.

I wish for the power to throw sandwiches at people and not be arrested for criminal mischief.
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Your wish is granted. People throw more sandwiches at you. A lot more. You are soon buried in bread and peanut butter.

Ok, so, I have a crush on this girl, right? But she seems to be entirely indifferent to my presence. I wish she'd return my crush.
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Granted. She turns out to be a love-sick sociopath who kidnaps you, traps you in her basement and does REDACTED to you.

I wish for a cabinet filled with tea.
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Granted except your cabinet is now encased in cement.

I wish for toast made from fresh soda bread.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. Your toast is burnt.

I wish I had an idea for something to wish for
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Granted, everything you have in life is taken away from you. Ideas are now a plenty.

I wish my dinner would hurry up and cook.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Lacroix
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Granted, however since it's hurried up it gets burnt and is unedible. The smoke also triggers the alarm and brings the fireman and you have to explain to them that it wasn't a man-made fire and that some cosmic force watching a thread in a roleplaying site has granted your wish of a faster meal, yet it backfired. Naturally, they don't believe you and you are sent to a mental institution alongside a crazed man that claims his turtle stole his car. What a day.

I wish for more hot water to drink my tea with.
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Your wish is granted. However, a turtle driving a car crashes into your cup of tea. You are mostly unharmed, but you don't have your tea.

I have acne on my toes. I'm not even kidding. I wish I didn't have acne on my toes.
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Granted. You now somehow have acne on your eyeballs, instead. Have fun with that one.

I wish I had a greenhouse so I could grow all of my favorite fruits.
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Your wish is granted. Your greenhouse grows all of you favorite fruits. In mass quantity. The plants grow to incredible sizes, destroying your greenhouse and taking over all of your property.

As of Beta's corruption, I have acne on my eyes. I wish I didn't have acne on my eyes. To make things interesting, my eyes must remain in tact, and still a part of my head.
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Wish granted. All traces of acne are removed from your eyes. Your eyes also remain intact, and they even stay a part of your head. Unfortunately, the occipital lobe of your brain is severely damaged in the process, causing you to become cortically blind.

I wish I could go backwards in time to a point when I was happy.
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Granted. But it turns out is illegal, so the Timeline Stability Enforcers arrest you for unlicensed time reversion.

I wish for an espresso
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Your wish is granted. You can't drink it until right before you go to bed.

I wish for some privacy.
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Granted. Every other human on Earth will die in their sleep tonight, leaving you alone and undisturbed for as long as you live.

I wish I could see her again.
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Woo yeah! Keep on truckin and fuckin!
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(just ignoring gorg...)
Your wish is granted. She hates your guts.

I wish for perfect vision. (I already have 20/20 in one eye, but the other is imperfect. The result? No depth perception beyond like 3 feet.)
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Your wish is granted. She hates your guts.


Accurate.

You now have perfect vision! Jeff Bezos gets jealous, though, and has you kidnapped so that your eyes can be harvested for his own use.

I wish I had better foresight.

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