Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Salroka]

Just what it says, you silly sods. You make a wish but also corrupt one. The person above you has a wish... give it an unpleasant but fitting drawback.

I'll start with a wish.

I wish that I could eat anything I wanted in whatever quantities I wanted but not get fat.

[fer1323]

But everything you eat tastes like it is rotten or spoiled

I wish I have a good fast and stable internet

[rush99999]

Your wish is granted. Too bad it's too fast and too stable to be perceived by human senses.

I wish I was Junkrat.

[Salroka]

Granted. But you also have leprosy.

I wish my hair would do what I wanted it to.

[fer1323]

Granted but it results in hair loss

I wish I had 1000 plat in warframe

[Darth Shadow]

You did but that is before your account got banned for hacking. I wish I would grow old and die(try to break it then)

[ClocktowerEchos]

You grow old and medically die but are really in more of a vegetative comatose state for the next few decades as you're in that limbo between technically alive and technically dead and no one is willing to put you out without your consent first and that's kind of impossible at the moment.

I wish to wish.

[Salroka]

Granted, but every time you wish you have a sneezing fit that lasts three hours and keeps going if you wish it would stop.

I wish bacon was its own food group.

[Cleverbird]

Granted, but this new food group is now considered toxic and becomes actively banned by the government.

I wish I had a quantum computer.

[fer1323]

granted but it is so costly to run and maintain that you end up not using it

I wish The pokemon region is based on Southern Africa

[Salroka]

Granted, but the trainers are being attacked and killed and their pokemon taken away by non-trainers because the government has declared war on the trainers, so you either surrender all your Pokémon or die. #ArtImitatesLife

I wish MXC would go back on the air and have new episodes.

[fer1323]

Granted but it is non canonical episodes and of poor quality

I wish I have interdimesional travel

[Salroka]

Granted, but the first place you go is a dimension made of pure eternal itchiness.

I wish Elon Musk would launch himself to Mars on a rocket made of his own smug.

P.S. MXC is a comedy show using dubbed-over footage from an old Japanese show called Takeshi's Castle. It has no real canon. So that corruption of my wish is fine by me.

[Ciaran]

Granted, but you have to come with him. Without a space suit. Right now.

I wish for literally nothing to change.

[HachiRoku]

Granted, but time is stopped forever, and everyone is stuck in the same position for eternity.

I wish I were the ultimate immortal life-form.

[Feyblue]

Granted, but a British man launches you into space via a volcano, and, unable to die or return to Earth, you eventually stop thinking.

I wish I was more decisive.

[Cleverbird]

Granted, but now you make all the worst decisions.

I wish for world peace.

[fer1323]

Granted but as a result, all weaponry is disassembled and all knowledge is lost. A warmongering alien race comes and enslaves us.

I wish every country had open borders

[Briza]

Granted! Borders Group, Inc. makes a spontaneous comeback and is now open in every country! Hooray!

I wish for the mastery for pronouncing the rhotic sounds.

[Salroka]

Granted, but you lose the ability to speak a day later.

I wish I could get paid for breathing.