Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[searchaway]

Granted. Now you slip on unpeeled bananas.

I wish I could use electronic devices without having to charge them. Unlimited energy, if you will.

[rush99999]

Granted, all your electronic devices are now powered by unskippable ads that not even turning off the internet can stop.

I wish for an extra wish.

[searchaway]

Getting an extra wish undoes your last wish. Since your first wish was the extra wish, now you have broken the wish game. The genie who grants your wishes has died.

I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will.

[rebornfan320]

I wish my ideas and myself were just more understood as a whole instead of what feels to be the world having it out for me and casting them aside.

[Raptra]

(Guess I'll grant both?)

Granted, but you'll be unable to breathe for the duration of stopped time.

Also, granted, but you'll start misunderstanding everybody else.

I wish my workplace was closer to home.

[Carlyle]

Granted, but traffic and construction work still makes your commute just as long.

I wish I had some sugar on hand for my tea.

[searchaway]

NOOOO I wanted the 666th post....

You get your sugar, but it is stuck to your hand. The only way to get the sugar into your tea is to drink it from your palm.

I wish I posted the 666th post instead of Kuro.

[Briza]

Granted!

I wish for a NWT 1920's Singer Sewing Machine.