Make a wish, corrupt a wish.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. The government takes half.

I wish that Anime never existed.

[amorphical]

Granted its now called prime time. XD

I wish @Shadow Dragon was sharing his waffles with me.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, but then you said "her", instead of "his", so I took them back.

I wish that @amorphical knew that I am male.

[amorphical]

Granted except in the shadows its hard to tell.

I wish there was more light.

[Semblance]

You are made of coiled strands of somehow active Christmas lights.

I wish it were easier to articulate my emotions ☆

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, you now glow, and your emotions are color coded.

I wish that my arm would stop hurting.

[amorphical]

Granted @Shadow Dragonexcept you keep typing.

I wish for more wishes! *gasp!!!

No he didint?!

Yea, he sort of did....

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. Your wishes now work.....in a separate dimension.

I wish for fire powers!

[Salroka]

Granted. You can now control fire... but only when you are ON fire... and you are not immune to fire.

I wish I had a lifetime supply of delicious egg rolls.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted. An eggroll the size of a bus crushes you.

I wish for food!

[amorphical]

Granted @Shadow Dragonare the surup for my waffles.

I wish for a greener world.

[Shadow Dragon]

Granted, all other light spectrums abruptly disappear for you, making it impossible for you to drive.

I wish for Midas Touch, but for red diamond instead of gold!

[amorphical]

Granted however you had to suddenly sneeze turning your nose to ruby red.

I wish for more rp.

[Sewer Rat]

Granted. Though it's full of edgy weeb's who try's to make their backstory more sad and dark while trying to establish themselves as the main character.

I wish for the sweet release of death.

[Briza]

Granted. Death has been released and is now your sweetest bestie. Cheers!

I wish for more Packaging Tape.

[ALonelyParrot]

Granted. The packaging tape is laced with chemicals used in explosives.

I wish nothing but the best for you, the responder, and wish all the worst nothing better for myself, the poster.

[searchaway]

Unfortunately, I want to become a totalitarian ruler over the entire universe. You become my royal advisor, and I keep your life about the same as you are a great help to me. Meanwhile, I achieve my greatest dreams as my military engineers make beautiful technological breakthroughs, aiding me in my quest to conquer everything. And you will remain by my side, Lonely Parrot, watching the universe bow before me.

And, uhhh. I guess my wish is already up there. Become universal dictator.

[Blenheim]

You get to live out your dreams of world domination, dictator and commander of men, however a series of rebellions by extremists will dethrone you a quarter of a century through your reign. You are left to your own devices, alone, in a nuclear bomb shelter, enough food and power to to last you the rest of your life. Through the walls there is no access to any forms of outside communication however.

Right then, my wish... probably a rather cliche and common one, but oh well. I wish I could possess a body that is attractive, and that I can finally be happy in.

[gorgenmast]

WAR
HUH
GOOD GOD YALL
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
ABSOLUTELY
NOTHIN
SAY IT AGAIN
OH
WAR
HUH
YEAH
WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR?
ABSOLUTELY
NOTHIN

[ALonelyParrot]

Ignoring the last post. Answering Blenheim. Plus, Blenheim was the one who truly twisted my wish :)

Granted. You're given a body that's attractive in an alien society but would be considered grotesque in our society's standards. Also, the switch gives you a momentary shot of dopamine that makes you happy for an hour.

I wish I didn't slip on so many banana peels...