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Priest & Hawthorne Investigations

A Modern Fantasy Adventure


An introduction


The moon was a crescent of hard silver light the night Cameron walked into the aging room of his distillery and found a spider the size of a Volkswagen. There were other shapes nearby - coccoons, smaller than a person but not by so much that he thought he'd stick around and take a closer look. Cameron swallowed hard and backed out of the rooom, afraid that if he rolled the door shut he might wake the thing up. At the same time, though, if he left the door open, the spider might have an easier time getting out. Deciding that discretion really was the better part of valor, or at least of not being eaten at exactly this second, he walked backwards with slow steps past the threshold, back out into the night. Overhead, a sodium lamp cast harsh orange shadows over the rust-streaked exterior of the huge warehouse, lent only a little extra color by the watery headlights of Cameron's truck, which had been new sometime before the first time humans set foot on the Moon.

He pulled his phone out of his pocket and looked down at the screen, then back up at the door to the aging room. He called up a dial pad, but...who was he supposed to call? The police? Animal control? An exterminator? He imagined the last conversation and let out the first bite of a barking, hysterical laugh, something that yipped out of his mouth and bounced off the corrugated metal wall in a sharp spray of discordant echoes. In front of him, the huge spider shifted, one giant leg coming uncurled from the apparently-sleeping mass with an almost delicate motion. Cameron took a step back, the phone slipping out of his hand, panic welling up behind his eyes while he watched another leg unfold, opposite the first. No longer caring how much noise he made, Cameron scrambled toward his truck, out of view of the door, and started digging in his jacket for his keys.

He was well into dropping them for the third time when he heard another sound coming up the driveway, this time something more familiar. Tires crunched on the gravel road, along with...something else. Cameron turned away from the slowly-unfurling spider, raising one hand against the glare of another pair of headlights, the sound of John Denver's Country Roads wafting into the night. The lights resolved into another truck, just a little newer than his own, and it came to a sliding, skidding halt a couple of meters from the door, spraying gravel all the way to Cameron's boots.

The truck's doors opened and a handful of people piled out, stepping over one another in no particularly good order. In the headlights' glare, Cameron couldn't quite see who these people were, save for the driver, who stepped out and took the few paces over to the man with long, quick strides. He could just make out her blue-green eyes, the curve of a cheekbone, the cut of her tailored suit. She looked at him, then at the warehouse, then back, and she shoved a hand through sweat-dampened hair.

"Hey, so," she said, sounding almost a little sheepish, "I've got a weird question for you."

Cameron looked at the woman, at the shapes of people behind her, back at his warehouse. He tried to speak, but all that came out was a kind of squeak.

"Right," the woman said, "Look - this probably sounds ridiculous, but..." She took a deep breath and pointed at the building, "Is there a huge spider in there?"

Cameron gawped, a proper gawp, the kind that left his jaw hanging loose for a moment. It took him a long, long moment to get enough of his muscles under control to nod and point.

"Okay, thanks." The woman turned and gave a thumbs-up to the people behind her, and they came forward.

Cameron saw the group now, in the hard shadows of two sets of headlights. They didn't look 'official' - no matching suits, no coordinated gait, not even the same kinds of haircuts. One held a shotgun, another had something wrapped around his arm, three objects pulsing with white light orbiting it with no obvious connection to one another. The woman, though, his attention kept coming back to her. He couldn't help it, something he could no more resist than the pull of gravity.

"Who...who are you?" Cameron managed, after what felt like an eternity.

"Ah," the woman said, "...I'm Morgan. We're from Priest and Hawthorne Investigations."

Behind her, the spider had finished unfolding. It turned in place, its legs making the kind of thumping sounds on the ground Cameron usually associated with forklifts. One of the newcomers shouted, and the shotgun boomed. Cameron winced and fell against his truck, hands covering his ears. Morgan, for her part, stood steadfast and turned toward the warehouse. The spider shrieked, the sound almost louder than the shotgun. Morgan turned toward the warehouse, then looked back at Cameron. To her left, the metal wall buckled, and half a meter of monsterous spider-leg punched through and started slowly tearing the sheet metal toward the ground.

"I wouldn't worry," Morgan said, reaching into her jacket, "We have this perfectly under control."

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Hi there!

Welcome to the OOC thread for Priest & Hawthorne Investigations, a modern-fantasy RP!

In this story, the players will take the part of people working for the titular Priest & Hawthorne Investigations, a small paranormal-detective service operating out of Chicago. You are people from all walks of life, and have come to PHI by various means - maybe you're a police detective who couldn't overlook something that was obviously a monster attack, maybe you're a Real Actual Wizard but still need a way to make rent, maybe you're a park service ranger who's seen one too many Bigfeet. Whatever the reason, you're living in that liminal space between the mundane and the supernatural, and sometimes helping keep people safe from things that they never knew meant them harm.

The tone of this story is going to be along the lines of Hellboy, The Dreseden Files or The Iron Druid Chronicles, probably with a dose of Hellblazer, The Sandman, and because I don't believe in grimdark, Ghostbusters. Depending on what I'm reading at the moment, I'll probably toss different ideas into the pot, and I am also very pleased to hear suggestions and interesting ways to push on the world.

Priest & Hawthorne Investigations is a very small office, perhaps 10 or so people. The founders, Ada Hawthorne and Samuel Priest, are not often around, and the nominal person in charge is a large man named Sol - don't worry, there will be a list of important NPCs toward the bottom of this post. PHI has been a going concern for about 20 years, but you don't have to have been with the organization for that entire time, of course. Jobs are handed out by Sol, and how he gets them is a surprisingly normal combination of referrals, hearing about weird things going on in the area, and people calling PHI with weird problems - you are, after all, on Yelp.

I don't mean to scare anyone off, but I tend to have rather high standards for posts and characters. I'd like this to be quite a small group of people (maybe up to five, including myself), and it will not be first-come, first-served. I don't have specific roles in mind, but I would ask that you consider what makes a good team dynamic and a good story. I am, for example, generally not looking for silent and distant loners, violence-crazed psychopaths, vengeance-driven walking armories, or children.

Other than that, I'm not placing too many restrictions on characters - Fae creatures, Literal Actual Angels, or even Literal Actual Humans are completely welcome. I would caution you that I am personally fairly tired of vampires and werewolves, but if you impress me and make a good narrative case for yourself, I'm very easy. That's really the rule for most things - make a good case for whatever you want to write, and I'm not too hrad to convince. :3

I do have several story arcs in mind, but they're deliberately designed to be flexible and to allow the players to push on the world; I will rarely say "no, you can't do that," since the yes-and of collaborative storytelling is my favorite part. :3 That is to say that this is emphatically not a bring-your-own-adventure sandbox, although I am more than happy (and am expecting to) tailor the world for the characters in it.

Finally, to contextualize the introduction above, the RP starts on a night where PHI has been chasing reports of a gigantic spider across the city. It has, over the course of the night, managed to get away from you a number of times, either directly running away or, in one case, causing a different problem that you had to deal with instead. You've been tracking it (if one of you has a means to do that, great, otherwise I'm totally handwaving how), and appear to have cornered it at a distillery some distance away from the city proper. What happens next is, well, up to you. <3

And now, without further ado, the character sheet and other useful information!.







Please do ask any questions you have - I'm happy to answer! :3
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Per orders, I have attempted to fly.




Concept: A mischievous arcane shapeshifter and mostly-retired thief, who is currently working off the sizable debt that she owes to Priest and Hawthorne.

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Going to get to work on this right away! Might not be up until later this week, as I really like the looks of this and want to put an appropriate amount of effort into my application. Currently thinking of a human inventor/tinkerer type: good-natured, booksmart, but with a tendency to put his foot in his mouth (i.e. a classic nerd).
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I’m glad to see a couple folks throwing hats in! :3

I don’t really have a hard and fast date for when I’m cutting off applications, but it may be this weekend. Bank holidays (in the US, anyway) are convenient times to kick off stories!
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Definitely gonna draft up something for this. I have a character I like to use for stories like this, but I usually redraft him for the individual setting, so expect a sheet sometime soon, certainly before the end of this week.
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Kind of torn between my skeezy regular wizard and my skeezy illegal immigrant wizard....
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If this story winds up as PHI: Wizard Squad, I am so here for this.
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You can never have too many wizards.
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I also thought of a faerie changeling but its a little too similar to Morgan, except with more frozen death.
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It might be a bit sloppy in the appearance and personality description, I was never really good at those, but I hope in general it is acceptable :)


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Here's my guy as well.
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If still accepting I will make a call as well, if your waiting to cut off for weekend I will try and have it up Thursday at latest
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Nobody's been accepted yet, because this isn't first-come, first-served. :3 I'll happily read sheets until I make my final decisions, but right now the only 'accepted' character is Morgan, and that's because she's my character. And, if she doesn't make sense to have with the cast I pick out, I'm comfortable with taking her out of play, too.
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Hey all! I'm going a bit of a weird direction with my character, so if it’s too silly or out there, I'm happy to tweak and edit, or completely scrap it as necessary!

@Naril I took a few liberties, in that my host is a former PHI Agent, so I have a history with the agency, & I used Sol in my background scene, but if that was an overstep I can totally change it around. Hopefully I captured his personality okay. The Dr. Yomoto character was just some throwaway side character within the organization, I'm imagining is in R&D or working on a cure for Alexandra or some such thing.

I tried to leave enough leeway to allow people to influence the history they might have with Alexandra Smalls and whatnot. I'm totally open to conspiring with the rest of you on who gets along or hates my character, or any other kinds of crazy twists and turns regarding my arc, assuming it's accepted. Thanks for your consideration!

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super interested but I got to be honest, I'm not entirely sure if my writing ability will be up to par as I look over the other characters. but hey ill try. the worst that can happen is you just deny my character right? lol.
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I'm always happy to read character sheets. :3

I'm going to start making some preliminary decisions starting tomorrow! I've got a new laptop, and I can't let it go too much longer without writing a whole pile of words on it. <3
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Here is my application. I hope it's sufficiently tasty.


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I do hope this is acceptable.



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