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Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Quote5
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Your wish is granted. You get the essay done on time. You also get an F.

Power went out yesterday. I wish I could make up for the progress lost that day.
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Wish granted. Unfortunately, the only progress you had lost was close to nothing. It also involved breaking a dish on your foot.

I wish we could find a cure for the flu.
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Your wish is granted. The flu has been cured. However, the antidote is more dangerous than chemotherapy.

I wish I could consistently come up with wishes that started with "I wish."
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Voila, your wish has been granted. You are now able to come up with those, except each wish is more useless than the last.

I wish for, er, world peace.
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Your wish is granted. Everyone is dead. The dead have a hard time disturbing peace.

I wish I could come up with worthwhile wishes.
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Granted! Briza is now friends with all the trees, even the dead ones! Hooray!

I wish that Quote5's wish does not get crushed so that Briza can be friends with all the trees, even the dead ones.
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Granted, they’re worthwile, just not to you.

I wish I could get the inspiration to write stuff.
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Granted. You have the inspiration to write yaoi tentacle porn.

I wish for a million dollars in small unmarked, unsequenced bills.
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Granted, but you lose it all the next day.

I wish I had the power to safely freeze time for intervals of 15.7 minutes (oddly specific, I know)
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That is quite specific. Nevertheless, your wish is granted. You are frozen too, so it has very limited use.

I wish I had time.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Harlequ
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Didn’t you already wish for this? Granted, you earned so much time, it’s began to turn backwards. You have about a day until your existance disappears.

I wish I could travel in and out of stories without losing any body parts or my sanity.
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Didn’t you already wish for this?


Yes I did. I need more time, thought.

Anyway.

Your wish is granted. You can only visit really depressing stories.

I am about to disappear. I wish that were not the case.
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Your wish is my command. You shall not disppear, but you will now be stuck as a hapless newborn. At least you get a second shot at life.

I wish I had a strange, semi-useless power.
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Granted. You can cause people to flatulate at random.

I wish I had fried rice right now.
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Granted. It's burnt.

I wish I could get back in touch with old friends.
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Your wish is granted. They are all jerks now, though.

I wish writing was easy.
Hidden 6 yrs ago Post by Harlequ
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Granted, writing gibberish was never that hard to begin with.

I wish I was a morning person.
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Granted. However, as soon as high noon hits, you turn into some ungodly creature.

I wish that McDonald's fries were always hot & fresh no matter what time you get there.
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Granted, but they cost three times as much as before.

I wish cats could talk.
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Your wish is granted. They usually don't care enough to talk though. When they do, they tend to insult you.

I wish for.... umm... food. I wish for some food.
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