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Hidden 5 yrs ago → 5 yrs ago Post by Enkryption
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Kath and Flan make an omelette.


If they wanna be rude af, and commit cannibalism, in a fashion.

Although, honestly, Chuunitrixx can lay actual eggs with the intention of them being eaten, if needed, or used to crossbreed and/or evolve captured species in the Beast Pens... if asked extremely nicely, and provided the DNA Strains and Units of Food to produce them.

Her Reproductive Capability skill is useable in that fashion, since Traptrixx was technically a Brood Summoner with Guns, and Chuunitrixx is a very complex biotechnological replication factory that's just rusty.

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Now, I'm just cracking up over the idea that Kath and Mamoru, due to being Dragonoid, and prone to biology in the New World, start to lay infertile eggs once a month, and it ends up with Chuunitrixx, Kath, and Mamoru making Flan one very happy Slime once a month, as she gets three literal baskets of 5* Quality [Fresh Dragonoid Eggs] and [Fresh Hivequeen Eggs].
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*So glad Ashara and Isolde can't have babies right now...*
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*So glad Ashara and Isolde can't have babies right now...*


Even if they could, that wouldn't have a many comedic angles, beyond babies doing dumb baby things. Eggs are inherently funnier than a baby, where comedic possibility is concerned. That's all I'm saying.
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What, you don't find the prospect of Ashara squeezing out a tiny four-legged fox-kit funny? Or Isolde giving birth to a wind-up doll? THAT'S RACIST! D:
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What, you don't find the prospect of Ashara squeezing out a tiny four-legged fox-kit funny? Or Isolde giving birth to a wind-up doll? THAT'S RACIST! D:


Well, put that way, I did get a sensible chuckle. XD
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Considering Mamoru is based off a pokemon and every pokemon lays eggs regardless of their vague biology, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Mamoru happens to lay a few duds. Though I wonder if their personal traits affect the quality of the egg? Like Mamoru’s eggs having a hard metallic shell or something.
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Considering Mamoru is based off a pokemon and every pokemon Kat’s eggs regardless of their vague biology, I wouldn’t even be surprised if Mamoru happens to lay a few duds. Though I wonder if their personal traits affect the quality of the egg? Like Mamoru’s eggs having a hard metallic shell or something.


I could see that. And, they would be self-cleaning; no dust or dirt around them at all, but they take a while to make the clean happen -- Mamoru's Maid Class and laziness inherited by them. XD
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I mean hell, normal eggs never clean themselves at all! The fact that Mamoru's does ought to make her eggs quiet popular for people who want clean eggs.

Though now I'm just imagining a twisted sort of sales scheme where Mamoru and Kath are selling their eggs to new worlders. Alternatively, Mamoru convincing Rodias and some of the other Chapter Masters to make a sort of pen house for Mamoru's clones to just lounge about and lay eggs. That'll be a dream job.
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Huh, we have a few egg layers huh? Add Light to that list, although I highly doubt you wanna have pure insanity for breakfast. xD

Besides, we have a village to go get eggs from down the mountain, alongside lots of other tasty goodies.
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What if they're Insanely tasty eggs?
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Actually, the village doesn't have much in the way of livestock and/or agriculture. I asked Tree about that specifically before, and they only actually grow and harvest enough food to feed their own settlement.

So, yeah, if ya want eggs, you'll have to settle for the Mamo-Kath-Chuuni omelettes.
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Pfft. Normal eggs. That's for hobos. We need to be Gaston, but with half the effort.

I could see Rodias being approached by Chuunitrixx make that a commerce of the Chateau. Pastries made from the eggs laid in the Chataeu; Hivequeen's Homecooked Honeybuns, Maid's Marbled Madelines, Librarian's Lovely Ladyfingers, and Eccentric Entity's Eclairs, because, if anyone could cook out insanity, it would be Flan.
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Commerce, eh? Graft is interested all of a sudden.
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Commerce, eh? Graft is interested all of a sudden.


Graft looks at some charts, a few projections, and then, gathers Kath, Mamoru, Chuunitrixx, and Light, and says, "Ladies. Are you interested in making some serious side cash for literally the least effort on your part? If so, then I've got the side hustle -- I mean, job for you and your cloaca!"
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So my post came from a combination of Courage the Cowardly Dog and Slime Rancher. Fun fun xD.
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So, if everyone is laying eggs...

That means Zouyu will finally get his question answered!

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Just don't eat the void egg. Unless you can eat pure void, that wont end well. They tend to just fade from reality after a little while anyway, so they're negative calories AND give you insanity :P. Not nearly as good as the mimic eggs :P.
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Do slimes lay eggs? Or do they spawn living young? I ask because if Flan laid eggs, she wouldn't run out of food anyime soon! Sure, it might be a bit morbid to cook your own, unborn babies into a tasty fried egg atop a piece of toast, but hey, everything and anything for thE Chateau, amirite?

Also, I hear that tiger-bladders make for good medicine...

*Charme starts eyeing Zouyu...*
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@Xaltwind

Slime Eggs are pretty common, so I'd assume that she could, and does.

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This might be legitimately the most fun I've had talking about something as nonsensical as what to do with eggs laid in a fantasy setting.

Chataeu Gothika's Confectioneries is an amusing thought to explore.
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I just have 1 question...

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