Hey kid, what’s your name?
"Jayson 'Jay' Bradford"Huh, interesting...you look more like a...
Depth perception is kind of a problem for me. Why don’t you save me the trouble and tell me how you look?
How old are you anyway?
"16."Why don’t you lay your past on me? What are you even doing here?
"My dad is a lumber tycoon. I'm super-popular, and athletic. I'm the poster boy for poster boys. We moved here two months ago. Oh, and also my secret. My dad was unemployed, living in a trailer. I was nerdy and unathletic. Then I found a kooky knickknack in the woods. I cracked the code after two months, and found a list of coordinates. I went to them and found a glowing blue pentagram with an eye in the middle. When I touched it, I woke up on my bed. But not in a tiny trailer- a manor. My dad went from unemployed hobo to successful lumber tycoon. I became ultra-popular and star of the track team. I'm not giving this up anytime soon! Once I have a job, my life will be perfect."Anything else you wanna share? Go for it!
"I don't know where the triangle is, but I look for it when I can."
"I want a job so I can use it as an excuse for exploring this town."
"I'm hoping to get a job at the Mystery Shack. MYSTERY,so it may help me with my research."
"I have a map of anomalies hidden in my house grounds."
"There are mysteries here. I WILL solve them."
"I keep a journal of my findings. It's old, but I never can get around to buying a new one."Illuminati