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Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Gunther
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My neighbor knows I appreciate his music loud, but is still coincidentally too damn old.
Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Metal Head
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My neighbor sits on his throne, remembering his glory days as a young adventurer.
Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Gunther
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Although my days as a young adventurer are long past, I can still live vicariously through the stories of my neighbor.
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Did i ever tell my neighbor the time i saved the world from a massive black hole that had dinosaurs with lasers and robotic giant monkeys?
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Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Gunther
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I wonder if my neighbor has ever saved the world from a massive black hole that had dinosaurs with lasers and robotic giant monkeys?
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No, but i knew a guy who new a guy's uncle who knew a guy from back in the day.

Did i tell my neighbor, i once saved a bunch of old people from a nursing home fire, and then ate my weight at Godfather's Pizza.
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Eh, was probably the one who started that nursing home fire in the first place.
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Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Metal Head
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My neighbor finally made me laugh out loud
Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Gunther
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I believe my neighbor should invest in a fire extinguisher.
Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Metal Head
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My neighbor wants to play his sammy curr record backwards to
Elvis is Satan eat more donuts 👹🤘
Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Gunther
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My neighbor needs to learn how to eat. Donuts = fat pills.
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The jokes on my neighbor, i don't eat donuts, ice cream is my devilish temptation
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Hidden 4 yrs ago Post by Kalleth
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My neighbour's devilish temptation sounds more like a delicious frozen dessert which I consume entirely too much of.
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He seems like a really decent kind of guy but that never ending and sharply precise pen scratching is grating on my nerves. It was kind of a charm in itself but now I even hear it in my sleep…

Ah well, perhaps if I ask politely then surely…
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Shut up! *pounds on ceiling with broomstick* some people are trying to play D&D
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I wonder if he'll let me join the game? I've created a Mindflayer Paladin I think would be pretty entertaining...
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Hmmmm....I wonder if I should have invited my upstairs neighbor
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Neighbor, "I draw my +1 dagger and poison coated off hand dagger, attempting to sneak around the Kobold who is not paying attention."
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Too bad my neighbor rolled a 1 on his stealth *snap* the sound of a twig breaking under his foot has alerted the kobold, who signals his buddies..
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Neighbour, my Gith Bard attempts to seduce the kobold...
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