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Yesterday I went apple picking with my family. My 14-year-old daughter asked, "Can you drive to London (UK)?"

I responded, "No, there are no gas stations in the Atlantic Ocean."

She is actually an intelligent person. She got an A in Civics. Maybe she should run for a political office some day? She questions everything. But I think she does to eliminate the obvious; the way a detective or scientist would think.
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I gave birth today.
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I gave birth today.


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I gave birth today.


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I gave birth today.


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Hidden 3 yrs ago Post by SleepingSilence
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Lesson of the past few months: Contractors are overpaid & useless. (Sorry contractors, but according to most of your own conversations, everyone else you know completely sucks at this job too.)

Believe me, this comment is a vast understatement of what I've been dealing with.

But on the bright side, I finally made the front of my house all spoopy, with Halloween decorations. Even had my other next door neighbor, finally introduce himself & give me a skelly to use. (And I've had a pretty good October too, all things considered.)

I just hope there's enough kids on all the streets nearby, to justify the amount of candy that I bought in preparation.
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Lesson of the past few months: Contractors are overpaid & useless. (Sorry contractors, but according to most of your own conversations, everyone else you know completely sucks at this job too.)

Beginning in the 1980s, there has been such a push for young people to go to college in order to "better themselves". Children from families who have traditionally worked in vocations or manufacturing now have Bachelor's and Master's degrees and are unable to find jobs in their chosen profession. There is a decided lack of artisans in plumbing, electrical, masons or carpenters. They are able to charge higher prices due to an expanded need, but not enough people to perform these tasks. If you have a Master's degree and can't get a job. Go learn a trade. Be a plumber.

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Why the fuck time flies so fast.
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Why the fuck did I add salt in my coffee.
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Why the fuck am I saying 'why the fuck'too much?
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The older I get, the less I like Halloween and the more I like Thanksgiving.
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Hidden 3 yrs ago Post by Sugar and Spite
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I went to my second concert ever last night - Point North, Asking Alexandria, and A Day To Remember.

It was absolutely amazing. I’m so fucking ready for another concert.

Side note: I’m convinced that eyeliner is witch craft. It makes middle aged men ignore me for once, and the goth girls tell me I’m pretty. 🥺

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Hidden 3 yrs ago Post by Vampiretwilight
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I did not even bother dressing up for halloween this past halloween because i did not see the point in doing so.
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I watched Sinister starring Ethan Hawke for Halloween. It had an excellent first half and then totally biffed it for the ending.
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Hidden 3 yrs ago Post by Darcel
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I forgot to nail small kids in their foreheads with candy from my front door during Halloween.
Hidden 3 yrs ago Post by Vampiretwilight
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this past halloween, i didn't give out candy. I had a sign on the door that said 'no candy! sorry. :( '.
Yes, it had the frowny face too.
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I watched The Shining and a football game on Halloween. We had about 50 kids at our door.
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We're in the boonies, so even if we did buy candy, it would be pointless because no one would show up.
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