Jub: So I am confusion.
Jub, pointing to Jeremy Plum: Why is this one Tiny?
Jub, pointing to Tsak: But this one is not Tiny?
Jub: WoTC explain! Explain! What do you mean Tsak is taller than me!?
Cue the Nostalgic Critic screaming: "EXPLAIN WotC! EXPLAIN!!!" *explodes*