"I've seen what people do to save themselves from your wrath." Plench said. "I'll accept that you could be right. " Plench got back on his lawn mower and began to crank it back up.

Seconds passed and things didn't get any better. Plench did not want to feed Riley anymore. He was unsure of what to do, but something told him that Riley needed to disappear.

He finally gave in. He plugged Riley's figurine into a socket and put a battery back in it. Plench had a sudden mood swing. "But, my delicous friends have stolen my mortal coil! You don't have to worry. I told you I had a plan. The store's been restored, and it's safe to walk in. Tae Bo and Riley could fight their case. If they didn't, I would have to send you to jail. My proof is as clear as day. There should be no error."

Gus watched Tae Bo, Plench and Riley from afar, tire in mouth.

He made short work of his turkey sandwich.

Towards the end, Gus kept checking his phone.

He was hoping to receive some sort of message from London.

‘Where are you at?’ he’d text.

‘Just drove through the whole of Denmark.’

‘Fuck off.'

Gus was hateful of the discussion he heard from the three men. He prepped himself.

Riley looked over at Tae Bo and Plench Slorpwing with hate . "As a matter of fact, they did," Riley said with venom. "The orcs were making us kill each other. I swear, they are not even the worst thing about this wretched world."

"Of course not," Tae Bo said with disgust. "They are the only thing in it worth killing for."

"Be reasonable. If we do not kill the orcs, then they will come here."

"Not here, Riley. Only a place called Drenigraroth. It is a high plain in the very heart of the desert. And it is far away from every one of us."

"That means no to you?" Riley asked with fury.

"No," Tae Bo said, "because I do not care if it happens."

Riley looked disgusted. "Not even if the rest of us are killed and the orcs replace us with their own kind?"

"No," Tae Bo said again.

"Well, you are useless. And if this orc war ends, I will be very angry."

The group split apart and Riley marched away from the group. Tae Bo felt sorry for him and said, "Perhaps you are right, Riley. Perhaps we will never have to face a real battle."

Plench Screamed at Riley, "Do not be selfish. You do not even have a strong army. All you have is your anger and hate. Those are the only things that could defeat the orcs. If you hate the orcs, then they cannot harm you. The only reason they might try is if you become angry enough to do anything."

Tae Bo
Location: near Plench's nostrils

Tae Bo thought about what Plench said, but he had no idea how to make it look good. "I hate liars! This is why I started questioning the word of everybody!" He stomped over and started to punch Plench in the face. Tae Bo twisted Plench on to the ground and pinned him there.

Tae Bo had him. "You go ahead and try it. Just remember that I'm the beat down master!" He slammed his leg into Plench's chest causing him to fall backwards into the grass.

Tae Bo then shyly teleported to Gus, asking Gus about his day while also thinking about mononucleosis.

"Gus, I wanna tell you about what happened today..."

Tae Bo then accidentally teleported back to Plench out of politeness to resume the fight.

@Qoqo

Gus flubbered in reaction to Tae Bo.

Gus, curious as to what Tae Bo wanted to tell him, told the hand's owner that he wasn't interested. Gus told him immediately, "Why should I give you my glove, now?"

Tae Bo then accidentally teleported back to Plench out of politeness to resume the fight.

Gus was furious that Tae Bo had left so abruptly, especially after a misunderstanding.

"Dude, I know we've only known each other for a couple days and all, but we talk every night at Dwayne's and I don't like leaving you hanging me up like that."

Plench

@Qoqo Tae Bo

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Plench laid there thriving and dribbling all over himself. He glared up at Tae bo, "You're going to regret this, Timmy. You'll see that I'm right, and then you'll probably wish that I was."

Plench went flying, to the side, and crashed into a tree. "I will make you regret this, Timmy!

Then Tae Bo teleported away. Plench felt sick. He couldn't believe that he had fallen for it. He went to pick up his phone, but it wasn't there. Plench ran home, quickly, and to his surprise, Plench's phone was still there on the table.

Plench dialed Tae Bo, and the phone rang but no one picked it up. Plench walked up to the phone, put his hand on it and called Tae Bo again. Nothing. He inserted the phone up his armpit pore for later. Then Tae bo teleported back!

Plench growled "I'm going to make you regret this, Timmy!" And then punched him in the gut.
Plench shook him and said, "I don't care. You're going to regret this, Timmy."

@Qoqo @Jellybeans

Gus had found Tae Bo again after 5 minutes. He watched Tae Bo and Plench fight from a far as he shredded a tire like a cat, his flame shirt waving in the wind. His eyebrows puked up mashed kibble as he delighted in the battle. He did a flip quickly and efficiently.

Bob Blobson


Bob Blobson heard the commotion of Plench, Riley, Gus, and Tae Bo, and got extremely hangry. He saw Plench and Tae Bo duking it out violently while Riley was watching and eating popcorn. Bob could not see Gus's location.

Due to Bob's morbid obesity and insatiable appetite, he goes into a "famine" stage for 10 minutes, where no food or water is consumed, he becomes physically ravenous, and when food is offered, his starving appetite devours it. Bob and Riley make haste to return home and try to prepare food before it runs out.

Being part of the Yeqe Wi Yucubo gang, Bob Blobson can only speak a complex form of Gibberish which involves heavy farting.

Bob hated cute violence. He farted and screamed out to Plench and Tae Bo "Caqaya buku wak bu ku caqaya ma kara pikar... [sic]" !!!

Tae Bo
Location: Plench's fist

@Jellybeans

Tae Bo, while being punched, sprung into action and used his Tae Bo martial arts to strike Plench.

He flew into the air and landed on the floor. He then tried to teleport but lost his teleportation abilities, so he was forced to fight. Tae Bo punched Plench in the left buttock, which was squishy, causing Plench to cry out in pain.

Tae Bo then felt guilty about hurting Plench and became truly sorry for what he had done. He said, "I'm sorry I hit you."

He knelt down, apologized, and then kissed his butt cheek. Plench cried, and Tae Bo could see the tears, so he didn't punch him again. He leaned in, pressed his lips to Plench's butt, and said, "I'm sorry."

Tae Bo assumed that Plench felt comforted and felt like he was truly on the road to being a good person again.

Tae Bo started meditating while kissing Plench's butt cheek, and then Plench realized that Tae bo was blocking his telepathic powers. Tae Bo stared at Plench interestingly. Tae Bo got up, unblocked Plench's telepathic powers and said, "I'm sorry I blocked you before. I'd love to talk to you. We can do it again!"

Tae Bo blinked.

Riley looked at bob who was preparing food with a large sword.

As a gun strapped on his back and an SMG next to him.

Riley then turned his attention to the two bananas.

"Which of you is the strongest?"

He asked them both as he remained to be wary.

"Because I've never been one to be messed with and I hope that remains true."

Riley looked them up and down while trying to calm down.

Riley knew his abilities as a alchemist.

He could perform simple transformations of food in about five minutes.

As well as changing water to wine.

"May I have one?"

Riley asked the banana guy as he paused his beating.

He was surprised to see the banana guy's hands.

They were much like ice cubes.

"Can I have one Bob?"

Riley said as he held up his hand.

His brother took his knife and cut his banana.

He looked like a small piece of green cheese as Riley walked up and took the piece out of the banana guy's hand.

Riley looked to Bob as he went back to what he was doing.

"You may not want to hit me for fear of your banana turning into cheese."

Riley gave Bob a nervous smile as he handed Bob the piece of banana.

"Try it first.
See if you like it."

Riley had given Bob an odd look but as he went to take the banana a burst of flame appeared right in front of Bob's face.

Riley raised his hands and started to put up a wall of fire.

"How nice of you to have the decency to freeze me."

The banana guy said as he pushed against the wall of fire.

It was slow to dissipate but soon enough it was gone.

Plench

@Qoqo Tae Bo

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Plench was so mad when his buttcheek got punched. He cried out in sheer terror. He hated the apology at first but then Tae bo kissed his butt. He started to vibrate and shimmer. Tae bo started meditating and Plench said "AHH. Orchob!" That was when Tae bo blinked. Plench engorged himself in reaction. "Yes. We are friends now."

Riley was Jesus so decided to start cooking with a small book.

As a camera pointed to his face and having an entire audience watching him.

Riley then turned his attention to the wall of fire. "I am Jesus, so I can do whatever the heck I want to. I am going to make food with a book."

He began to alchemist his book. He rushed to his library and turned into McDonald's cheeseburgers.

Bob was very passed out from the stupidity that he was watching.

"You ate food, but it's actually a book I thought you would want me to increase my IQ by being with you, but you're not intelligent"

Riley started to cry like a little baby gorl even though he was Jesus he was sensitive.

"I am crying"

Bob was watching him cry for 4 minutes and 30 seconds

"This is a long time"

Riley began to cry even longer. He cried for 20 more seconds.

Bob was offended and began to eat the banana man.

Plench

@Qoqo Tae Bo

Plench clenched Tae Bo's little toes and started licking and marinating his toes nails in saliva. Tae Bo regurgitated an entire octopus on the floor. Then came the hug of Jerome, who came from the left field in a shirt covered in turds. Eggs were shared amongst the group as they chizzled and chungled. There was no sign of Henry.