Duskmallow Pie <--> Your skin becomes hot pink in direct sun light.

Mug of Bumblebeer <--> Even the smallest explosion looks like a nuclear detonation to you.

Jester Costume <--> Your blood is now alabaster white.

Herbs <--> The color of your eyes.

Incense <--> On a full moon you think and act like you have transformed into a lycanthrope but in fact don’t.

Charcoal <--> You lose your most treasured memory.

Brass Brazier <--> Your firstborn shall carve out a great destiny but will be taken from you at the moment of its birth, either through the fey arriving and taking it or its mortal body arriving as a still birth and it's soul being born into the fey wild.

Don't worry about the brazier. It isn't consumed by the spell and it doesn't have a required value, so you can replace that with your wand.

Natural 20

Tomorrow may be a Christmas but I'll see about actually getting off my ass and writing something

<Snipped quote by Dark Cloud>

I could think of no finer yuletide gift than a post from you, Cloud.

Awh man you don't actually know how much that means to me to hear.

I thought you and I weren't on good terms.

Have a merry Christmas.