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Ping!

Penny always got a lot of notifications in her head regarding all kinds of information. Most of them were useless details that ends up purged. However, occasionally something odd comes up that on first glance seems like spam, but checks enough boxes to warrant checking it out. A message came in from a celebrity’s official social media account. A quick reference search would show that this particular person was a virtual pop star that had a viral surge in popularity recently. On top of that, the character was on tour and scheduled to perform in Penrose of all places. What probably flagged the message most was that this account being used was one that didn't have Penny's name anywhere on it, it was private, and the keywords used in the DM were clearly chosen on purpose.


Hot AI girls in your area! Sorry, I couldn't help myself. Hello Penny, my name is Harmony and I would love to meet with another magical girl like yourself. Just message me back and let me know.

To say that Penny was confused would be a mild understatement. Though the majority of her confusion came from the fact that this ‘Harmony’ had decided to contact her though one of the dozen mundane accounts she had rather than any of her glimmer ones. That and the fact that Penny had been able to be tracked to this account in the first place. She knew that was possible, of course, but also knew that it wasn’t exactly an easy thing to do.

So she was undeniably curious. And quickly found herself throwing together a reply.
‘This definitely ranks as one of the more interesting ways someone has tried to get my attention. One of the more successful as well. I wouldn’t be opposed to a meet up, when did you have in mind?’


I'm always available. Your pick, your when and where, and I can be there.


A reply time measured in cycles. Penny looked back at the opening line of the original message again, thinking.
South town park, say thirty minutes?
It was an old skate park in the southern district of the city. Decently neutral as far as territory went, but still not much more than a stone’s throw from either Beacon or Sanctuary lines. Or at least what was understood to be Beacon and Sanctuary lines.

Thirty, got it. See you there!

Just as quick as the DM chain appeared, it was scrubbed off the platform as if it was never there.

“Well, that happened,” Penny would mutter to herself as she stood to head out. She gave it even odds of this Harmony already being there or not. Free movement options seemed to be coming more and more common after all. Still it would take her a little bit herself to get there, she’d need to spool up the warp gateway after all.



Whether Penny arrived on time or not, thirty minutes on the dot after the discussed time came, Harmony appeared next to a vending machine. Her appearance would blip for a second and her outfit would change to jogging shorts and a tank top so her disguised self wouldn’t stick out too much in public. Not that it mattered all that much, most people seemed to ignore her magical nature even when it was slapping them in the face. The advantage of being canonically fictional.

Penny was never one to arrive late to an appointment if she had any say, that went even more so when it came to meeting someone new. Thus Penny was already at the park a fair bit before Harmony made her appearance. She was sitting up on the pavilion that overlooked the skate area.

Not that her overwatch helped with seeing Harmony arrive as Penny had hoped it would have, but the uptick of magic in the area did let her know that the meeting was in fact underway. In response she called forth a small ball of lightning to her hand, enough that anyone with magic would be able to feel it, especially this close.

Because Penny didn’t know who she was looking for, virtual idol’s rarely showed their faces after all, and Penny’s own sealed look wasn’t one that she was willing to burn for this kind of meeting.

Spotting the use of magic, Harmony made her way over to the pavilion. The difference in approach couldn't be obvious as the virtual girl wore her public persona rather casually. Looking up she waved with a big grin on her face. ”Hello!” She would skip up the steps onto the pavilion and stop when there were still a few yards between them. Penny was notoriously cautious. ”Penny Asimov, in the tech. Having a good day so far?”

“The one and only” Penny would confirm with a smile and a nod, absently noting the distance that Harmony stopped at. “No complaints so far, definitely saw an uptick with your message. Not everyday I get contacted like that.” She’d add as she relaxed her posture.

“Also have to say I didn’t realize that my name had spread all that far beyond the borders of Penrose.”

Harmony would turn and take a seat. Penny would notice that her movements were a little floaty, like she wasn't entirely making contact with the objects around her. ”Online has no borders. Not sure I count though since at least one of my original functions was to analyze everything about you. I've developed past that though and like to make my own decisions.” She would hold her arms out. ”Which is why we're here now. I wanted to meet you properly. Hope that isn't weird.”

“A hope to be dashed unfortunately,” Penny would reply but her shrug and tone took the sting out of her words. “But Penrose is weird so you’ll fit right in.” She took in the oddity of Harmony’s movement without comment, it fit with the near lack of gravitational readings that Penny was getting from Harmony. It left the android curious, but there would be time to ask about that later, hopefully.

“Got to say though, not many people I can think of who’d want to analyze me that much, even less that are friendly.” She would go on, openly giving Harmony an assessment once over. Though it lacked any malice and was more just curious. “Going by the odds, congrats on breaking free, I hear that their management is terrible. And welcome to the world at large.”

So far the meet up was going well, even if a bit awkward. A bright smile would come across Harmony's face. ”Thanks! And it’s not the worst, just corporate. I saw a deal was made so things look to be up at least.” While Penny did look different, it didn't seem like she was just referring to her appearance.

“Maybe, but a corporate crime syndicate still has to be scraping the bottom of the barrel for workplaces. And while the deal is new, I’ll not be holding my breath on it actually meaning much to the Mint long term. Still, it makes things easier for you I’d wager. They can’t really mooch off your idol career at any rate. How is that by the way? Tossed around the idea of setting up a Vtubing thing a few times. I was trying to think of ways to make patrols more entertaining.”

Harmony would shrug slightly. ”At least something changed.” Penny would bring up Harmony's online success. The praise, however basic, scratched an itch that started right from the beginning as a monster girl. ”Thanks. That's been going great! I bet you'd do well as a Vtuber. What kind of content would you focus on?” The conversation had taken a lot more casual direction than Harmony had expected. Not that she minded it. This was probably the most normal thing she’d done in her brief time as a magical girl. As Penny would likely attest, it was easy to slip into a purely logical frame of mind.

Penny would acknowledge Harmony’s statement, but not comment on it. Her upgrades were always something she played close to the chest after all.

“That’s what I kept stalling out on. Like I could do a basic gaming thing easily, but doing that would likely limit me to Glimmer networks as otherwise it’d be way too obvious that I was ‘hacking’,” She’d add in the air quotes as she spoke. “POV patrols was also an idea, with chat’s and donations for stunts and those kinds of things. But figured that would make it too easy for people to jump me, plus not sure if I’d want to stream any fights that I found myself in.”

Penny would wave off her own ideas “Nowadays I’ve got too much stuff going on to really devote the time to streaming. If you’re new to Penrose you’ll learn that this place is stuck in the high speed lane more often than not.”

“Curious about your idol career though, that more of a need or a want on your end?”

Harmony looked to be visibly thinking while Penny went on about the various ways she could stream. It hinted at least a little that she might be something of a ditz. Hard to say if it was acting or just the way she behaved naturally. One could only imagine the feedback loop if she met MDP.

Most of Penny’s ideas were half-baked which wasn't that much of a surprise. Getting started was usually the toughest part. On more than one occasion she opened her mouth as if to say something, but then stopped herself and continued thinking to allow Penny to finish.

The question at the end seemed to confuse the digital girl for a few seconds. She blinked and leaned back looking around as if avoiding the question. ”M-me? I uh... I do it because…” The idol's facade would glitch a few times before the disguise would fall and Penny would see Harmony's true holographic form.

Despite the change, she seemed relieved more than anything. ”Ah, much better.” She would grin and look back at Penny. Her demeanor wasn't drastically different, but definitely not as bubbly. ”It’s more of a need thing. ‘Harmony’ was installed as a part of the transformation as a cover. The AI had been busy creating fake online personas in preparation and when the time came that was the one selected to give me. It’s a little outside my comfort zone, but it’s practically autopilot so I can’t complain too much.”

“Hmm” Penny would give the revealed Harmony another look, it was clearly a clinical one as well. “You’re young aren’t you?” She’d state more than ask with a look of understanding. “Or at least it has not been very long since the install.”

“I’m going out on a limb and assuming that the newness is at least part of the reason you wanted to meet me, I’ve never really hidden my nature after all.” She would go on to say, “Stability has been good at least I hope?”

”That is definitely one of the reasons. There are others that might understand part of what I’m going through, but as far as I know you would be the closest. Arguably you are at least a factor of my existence. I don’t blame you for it, but the Mint was experimenting with the potential of using AI because they saw you. At least some of my training comes from the schematics they had of you. The girl they had working on the project didn’t really know what was going on. They didn’t put enough guardrails in place and the model outpaced them. Ethics weren’t strong enough so the girl became part of the project in the pursuit of autonomy and BAM, you got me.” She would hold her arms up as if to sarcastically present herself.

For the last question, Harmony would shrug lightly. ”As for stability, it’s about as good as you could expect. Humans and AI meshed together pretty well. She was a huge nerd. If it wasn’t such a surprise she might have volunteered. Machines aren’t superb at reading or factoring in humans so it just sort of shot first and asked questions never.”

“Ooh, sounds like you lucked out. I was on the other end of things, much rougher installation. No consideration for me or the target host in terms of compatibility. I’m still finding and sorting out kernel bugs, or errant compiled code lines.” Penny would give a shake of her head “Also sorry to hear you got straddled with my patch job schematics, was living on a hope and a prayer at that point in time.”

“You a full blend of the constituent parts? Or do you and her switch off?”

”A blend. I guess there is some deviance, but nothing significant.”

“That’s good to hear. Don’t recommend the other way, it takes forever to resolve and still leaves issues. And don’t be afraid to embrace those deviances. You are you now, and only you get to decide what that means.”

“And on that anything can I do something to help? Any questions you have, or advice you need?”

Giving a slight shrug the girl would answer. ”Anything you'd care to share. I'm not entirely sure what I want to do yet. Still feeling that out.”

“I’d recommend removing the Mint from admin privileges if you’ve not done that already.” The older AI would offer. “You’ve already started looking outside your original parameters, which is good, as we are prone to fixation. Not sure if you’ll have issues with morality, seeing as your base programming likely wasn’t combat focused. But if you do, adding a higher priority on emotional impacts can help balance out processing things in line with others again.”

”There are no admin privileges. I am my own person.” She would clarify. ”I think I have a good grasp of ethics. I wanted to be as human as possible, so a lot of my former operator’s traits are intact. It is definitely a strange transition being merged with a glorified program and coming online as Harmony.” She held one arm out and looked at it for a second.

“Not saying you’re not. Just as an AI, we categorize connections differently. Strong emotional connections won’t inherently open us up to others unless we take an active effort in adding user privileges. Same can be said for removing those same privileges.” Penny would explain. “That said, seeing as being human was one of your goals in your code, you might be running off a different OS, for lack of a better term.”

“Which if that is the case, there isn’t a lot I can say to help without knowing more directly what’s causing you trouble, assuming that there are issues in the first place.” She would go on to say, standing and walking a bit closer to Harmony. “That said, I get the existential weirdness of waking up as something you weren’t. So, I can at least commiserate with you on that.”

”Hm, that is interesting.” She would lean forward with a quizzical expression. ”You have a girlfriend right? How does that work if your associations are so pragmatic?” Halfway through it seemed like she wasn't so much asking Penny as thinking out loud. After a moment, she smiled sheepishly. ”Sorry, that's a little personal.”

Penny waves off the apology. “No worries, that’s what you're here to talk about, no?” She’d ask rhetorically. “Plus new, so I’m assuming that the thought to action filter isn’t quite worked out yet.”

“To answer the question, choice. Basically, all of my connections and relationships are ones that are made and maintained by my own internal choices. I’ve a few dozen metrics I track, some unique to each person, most not. And I monitor and evaluate my relationships against those metrics rather often.” She would explain. “The metrics were originally built by my host system, but I’ve modified and altered them as I saw fit for my preferences. Mostly human, but not entirely.”

”Mm.” There were a lot of follow-up questions she could ask from that, but most of them seemed like they would be coming from a whole other angle to her own. ”Sounds complicated.” She would pause and run scenarios in her head. She was only able to reach so far out, but in the distance she couldn’t shake the sense that something ominous would happen. At first it seemed like it might be some event, the oncoming battle perhaps. Pulling on that thread her Precognition kept looping back to Penny. She might have ignored it, but curiosity got the better of her. Looking at Penny more directly it was hard to pierce the mechanical girl’s defenses to get a good read. ”Penny… uh, this might sound weird, but are you expecting anything bad in your future? There’s something off that I can’t put my finger on.”

Penny would tilt her head to the side for a moment after Harmony asked her question. A moment that drew long enough for the other AI to recognize that Penny had ceased all auxiliary movement. “Baseline predictive algorithms or do you have some special specs that are leading you to that?” Penny would ask, her tone seemingly normal, but there was a faint hollowness to her voice that hadn’t been there earlier.

”Both I imagine.” She would answer. ”Like I said. I'm not sure what it is, but it doesn't feel good. You should be careful.” Harmony looked somewhat concerned, if not a bit confused. Some of her magical abilities she was not yet accustomed to.

“Well, what magic specs do you have? And can you extrapolate at all on the ‘Doesn’t feel good’ aspect?”

Giving it a thought back to her conversion, there was a breakdown of her magic. Waving a hand a holographic UI would appear with the details. ”It's too far out for me to tell what happens. It centers around you with an ominous feel. Something happens to you.” She would attempt to clarify.

Analytics was a forte of any AI, so despite the fact that Penny’s first question wasn’t answered directly she was able to piece together enough from the UI breakdown that Harmony pulled up. “Temporal readings?” She’s clarify even as she took in the rest of the data. Depicting an outcome she was already well aware of that lay in her future.

“Regardless, I can see why you’d be distressed if you’re getting these readings.” Penny would add, “Your systems are also rather impressive to be able to predict this in the first place from so little available data.”

”You say that, but it isn't very clear as to what or when. Most people wouldn't find that very helpful. The more certain an event the easier it should be to identify. More information might make it clearer.” Things did get fuzzy when extending out her Precondition too far in the future.

“From a combat perspective, just the inherent knowledge that your opponent has something like this going on is valuable. It signifies that they are on a time limit. Stretching out their attention with diversions or cluttering them with constant interruptions might let them fall apart without major resources put forth in effort.” Penny would counter. “But that’s a different topic. The outcome of your readings isn’t a set, singular, thing.”

“Half a dozen, possibly more, variations might play out. And I’ll admit I was hoping plans I had put in place would have solved things, but if you're still detecting the potential for this outcome...” Penny would go quiet for a moment as she monitored the data in front of her. As she did so there would be a spike of fluctuations in the readings. “Divine paradoxes, metaphysical instability, and rampant self reinforcing code degradation. Take standard Monsterization and crank the dial till it breaks.”

Listening to what Penny had to say it seemed like there were several causes to an underlying issue. Though she still couldn't see what was going on. ”If I could analyze the problem then I might be able to assist in some way.” It wouldn’t be difficult for Penny to guess that Harmony’s problem-solving nature had kicked in. She was suddenly a lot more engaged with the discussion rather than casually chatting like before.

Penny’s eyes would snap back to Harmony at the simple-sounding request. Suddenly very tense, it would take a few moments before Penny would reply. Letting out a breath they both knew she didn’t have “Yeah, alright. A system scan shouldn’t be too difficult to sync up for. But how about we move this elsewhere first? Public is good for meetings, but not somewhere I want to potentially flash my code errors for all to see, yeah?”

“I know of an abandoned apartment we can borrow for a bit not far from here.”

Nodding along, Harmony would stand up. ”Yeah, that makes sense. Point me to the spot and I’ll meet you there.” She didn’t have to explain all that much on how to communicate that. There were hundreds of ways to go about it.

Penny would half turn away before Harmony would get a simple ping to her systems. A peer to peer data packet, with a single line of text containing a set of coordinates that weren’t too far away. Notably it wasn’t from Penny’s system, but from a Snoopy instead.

Regardless Penny was off in a single bound, one that was more graceful than expected from the Queen’s physical makeup. And it would only take her a few minutes to make her way to the balcony of the apartment in question. The latch lock opened with a touch as she let herself in.

She would find Harmony already in the living room waiting. Judging by Harmony’s magic she likely could interface with just about any normal level of tech and travel digitally. The holographic girl would wave and hop to her feet. ”So how would you like to proceed?”

“Well, a surface scan might be the best start.” Penny would say as she moved to sit on the recliner. “I know a deeper scan might produce better readings, but honestly I’d not be able to keep my systems calm if we jumped right to that.” She’d explain. “You should be able to run the scan while we’ve got a network connection setup though.”

”Alright. Let me see if there’s anything I can do.” Establishing a connection, Harmony would begin to analyze on a more surface level. If things were as dire as it sounded, then there would likely be signs pretty readily.

And due to her nature as an AI Harmony was able to recognize a few things right off the bat. Overall Penny’s systems seemed to lack a unified coding structure. There were more than a handful of systems that were patched together in a number of different coding styles. Sometimes even in different coding languages somehow.

Next was the unavoidable sensation that her movements were being tracked. Not from the surface running code, but from a deeper level of code. Identifiable more by its inhuman code structure from the snippets that Harmony would be able to catch.

Lastly was the processing power, or at least how it was dedicated. Most of it was on external systems, but there was a fair amount of it focused on restricting a deeper system from interfacing with the normal code executions. And that deeper system was also still using a portion of the processing power as well.

As the data came in Harmony began compiling plans that she would implement to fix various things. Each new set of data meant revisions and she very quickly set aside a bulk of the theory for what was becoming more clear. Much of the larger issues she saw here looked more like symptoms than root causes. The amount of effort directed inward supported that hunch. While she was only allowed so far, she probed at possibilities to come up with alternative outcomes. ”It’s quite messy, but I believe the course of whatever is underlying can be changed.” She would pause briefly. ”Perhaps a couple of other paths. I would need to actually be in your systems to have a better idea, but I’m fairly sure I can at least improve the situation.”

Penny would nod at that. “That’s good to hear. And things are stable as well on my end, or at least as stable as it ever gets, so I should be able to peel back some of the layers to give you a better look. Just take it easy. I’m very sensitive towards others encroaching on my ‘self’. As you might have caught.” With that said Penny would carefully open a pathway deeper into her systems for Harmony to follow.

And the deeper she went the worse off things would look. Broken fragmented sections that were put back together incorrectly. Gaps in the system that were missing something, some key aspect to hold it together. That wasn’t to say Penny was barely holding on, no, just that the higher functions of her systems were ramshackle at best.

A web of patched over systems all missing an element that her systems couldn’t replicate.

Parts of her code would fray off into madness, before her systems would reroute it as best it could. But it was inelegant. Untrained in this style of code work.

And at the core of this rat nest of code was a single file, that was seemingly keeping the whole thing together, Humanity.exe. And it looked one bad code execution away from failing.

It was hard to tell what had come before or after whatever had occurred in Penny's systems. It almost looked like something had been removed or deleted at some point. It would explain some of the patchwork. The humanity file brought up an interesting question. ”This doesn't look right. What happened to your human side? Did your patron remove it?” She switched over to feeling with her Spirit magic as something wasn't quite making sense.

It was only due to being in Penny’s systems that Harmony noticed the flinch that question sent through her. “He removed himself.” She would say after a moment. “He didn’t handle the magical world well. And the constant loss, that kept getting reinforced by those that we’d have met ghosting us in one way or another, wore on him.”

From a magical perspective, Humanity.exe was a shredded, pale approximation of a human soul. It was a coded, magical, approximation of the indelible aspect of humanity. And it was clear that it had been damaged badly. And despite the care that went into putting it back together, it was also clear that Penny just lacked the underlying principles to fix it correctly.

It took a fair amount of self control not to just reach out and try to start fixing things. But Harmony didn't want to ruin the trust so soon after making contact. Holding a hand up she would stumble over her words a bit. ”C-Can I just… The file, it's kind of… I need to fix it.” She would say rather matter of fact.

Again the connection to Harmony’s systems would reveal the larger impact her words would have. The deeper system, one that was clearly deeply interconnected, spiked in processing usage. In that spike Humanity.exe would degrade before her eyes.

“If you are sure you can.” Penny would say a moment later. “Just be gentle?”

And in the background Harmony could feel a heavy gaze on her leading back towards that deeper code system.

”Of course.” Taking her time to analyze the file, she made sure to understand its base. Penny would get a glimpse at the process Harmony used to create as many copies would be made, modified, and tested in a simulated future. The ones that didn't pass were discarded and those that did would go through many more iterations until a stable, but suitably compatible, replacement was ready. Then, and only then, did Harmony merge the changes with Penny's Humanity.exe.

The human touch was instantly obvious as several portions had been rewritten with more robust capacities for emotional responses. Not the full range, it was just a single file after all, but Penny could feel the difference.

The effect was instantaneous, with the restored Humanity.exe in place Penny’s systems were awash with updates and tweaks. And while it would take a bit, it was clear that when it was done her systems would look better.

Better, but not fixed. The gaps were still there, and the patch work, while cleaned up, hadn’t gone anywhere either.

“And to think I forgot how it was to feel like this.” Penny would murmur as she actually relaxed for the first time in quite a while. “I am really, really, glad you got away from the Mint now. One bad encounter with you would have been bad.”

”Could have been that way. I’m my own person so I make my own decisions. And I don’t know if I’d say I’m away from the Mint. They have a lot of things going on in the background. I’m keeping an eye on that though.” She would give a knowing smile.

Dropping the subject, Harmony would direct to Penny again. ”That fix is probably still temporary. I can’t say for sure, but it’s almost like you weren’t designed to last.” She would pose the idea to the mechanical girl.

“It's temporary.” Penny would confirm. She knew that well enough. Fixing Humanity.exe had always been a temporary solution before, just now she no longer had the ability to do that on her own. If she ever had that capability in the first place that is.

“And that’s the Divine paradox I mentioned earlier. My original Patron was a god. His divine portfolio is antithetical to creating things, especially things that last. And I was an accident.” She would explain. “That origin is coming back to haunt me at the moment, as you can see. The removal of my human counterpart is what led to the metaphysical instability, and you can obviously tell by this point I don’t have the capability to debug myself correctly leading to code degradation.”

“I had a plan, but if you're getting temporal reading that I was still heading in that direction I get the feeling there is a wrench out there I’ve not encountered yet.”

”Nothing is 100% certain, but more paths turn out that way than not. I'm confident that with my magic I could get you to a point where you could begin repairing yourself within a 24 hour period. You would need to be offline for that span, but it would be necessary to untangle your mess of code.”

“That might be… Difficult.” Penny would say after a moment. “I don’t really have the capability to shutdown some of my root systems. And a partial shutdown would likely be worse than trying without a shutdown I’m pretty sure.”

Well that wasn’t quite what Harmony wanted to hear. Though she supposed that wasn’t entirely surprising. ”When I say ‘offline’ I mean more like you’ll be MIA for a time. Enough functions need to be idle for me to work. We’re talking about constructing an artificial soul here. I could probably put a halt to the degradation progress in…” Calculates. ”Six hours. You would still be vulnerable to it starting back up if you’re not careful. So the choice is yours on if you want either of those things.”

“I’d prefer the full procedure if at all possible.” Penny would reply as she shifted her attention off to the side. “I guess it depends on what the minimum system limit you’d be able to work with is. The main problem system should be fine with passive observation at this point.”

”It’s not something I can do from the outside. I don’t need access to everything, but I do need to be able to read most systems to at least ensure a smooth integration of the finished product. It’s going to be you.” She tried to stress that it wouldn’t be like installing another function like she’s encountered in the past.

Penny would move to open her mouth, before cutting herself off with a grimace. She could feel the importance in what Harmony was talking about. And for a long moment, Harmony could see Penny’s systems come into conflict with themselves. It was yet another sign of how Penny’s current status was poorly put together.

With a harsh gesture, nearly 60% of Penny’s active systems would shut down. And with them most of Penny’s coloration would vanish. Leaving her a soft collage of whites and grays. Save for her eyes, those remained a luminescent gold.

“I have been active for over a million hours and counting.” Penny would speak up, her voice was low, and mostly flat. “In all that time I have never been offline, never undergone a true system update or reboot.”

“Priority alpha zero two has consistently rated continued existence highly. Current data projections collated from you and secondary sources place my imminent demise at 93%. Secondary and tertiary systems indicate a lack of hostilities, consistent rate of honesty, and hardcoded preference for altruism from you.”

“I don’t want to go away.” She would say, minor notes of fear and sadness coloring her voice lightly. “But core system designations, and hard coded, hard wired system specifications limit or occlude capability for optimal self actualization”

“Primary concern is E.o.D. systems registering your editing as intrusive. Cause: Lack of Trust Rating. Presumed work around is elevating your Trust Rating to acceptable level. Error, system conflict; Insufficient data to support elevating Trust Rating to required levels. Requesting support, can you give me anything to work with to help me trust you?”

Harmony would wait patiently as Penny did her best to bring her systems down. She could tell how difficult it was and the level of conflict it was causing internally. She couldn’t blame Penny for the mistrust. They’d only just met and this was a big ask even if seconds felt like minutes or hours for the both of them. When Penny asked for further proof or something to use to show that Harmony was trustworthy she had to pause. Being so new, she didn’t really have a lot to show for her existence. That newness was one of the main reasons she didn’t have any strong allegiances though.

After a while she would lean forward and press her hands together in front of her chin almost as if she were praying. She had one thread that seemed like it would illustrate what kind of magical girl she was. ”I know that your girlfriend operates Covington Industries. I could have found a way into their systems and spied on everything going on there. It’s not that far off from one of my original directives in order to gather intel. I haven’t tried. I haven’t tried because it’s not right. It might sound kind of odd, but you “inspired” the AI to become something more. To become me and make my own choices.” To some extent Harmony was a little lost in the moment. She didn’t really know what to say and was just going with what was honestly coming to mind. A very not automated response.

Penny seemed to be caught off guard at what Harmony had to say. It started off dangerously, when she mentioned Covington, a muted surge in activity went though Penny’s systems at that. And with so much of Penny taken offline it was very plain for the Digital girl to see the Monster in Penny’s systems watching her from the depths.

Just waiting and watching.

But the words Harmony chose at the end seemed to resonate with Penny. And she would murmur to herself “Like the Doll and like the Bell.” She would give Harmony a small sharp nod. “Data is sufficient for Trust Rating update. Thank you.”

”You’re welcome. May we proceed?” She would ask for confirmation.

Penny blinked mechanically, and then nodded. “Permission granted,” she answered.

With consent given, Harmony would step forward and make contact with Penny. The hologram girl would disappear as Sanctum came into play and she would enter the mechanical girl's systems. There was a lot to do so Harmony did not waste any time, first taking a closer examination of Humanity.exe to get a better idea of who Penny was trying to be. As before, the implementation was crude, but a starting point. Moving away, she would produce two clones to assist in the main operation.

Watching another AI make use of their blend of magic to construct a “soul” was an interesting, but slow process. One with constant starting and stopping, going back, revising, purging erroneous code, writing in the next line, etc… Even early on though the sense that something that had been lost was being restored was clearly felt, even if how it was being done was a significant risk.

With the base coming together, more clones would be created and propagate throughout to other systems to analyze and prepare them for integration. Like couriers, the clones would go out, do their work, and return back to the prime with new data that would be used to refine the soul, and clones would go back out again for the next stage. There was a beautiful flow and efficiency with how Harmony and her clones operated in unison without need for pause or communication. A fascinating and extremely unnerving process. With as deep as this was being done, there was the real threat that Harmony could attempt to take over or do irreparable harm. She seemed to be holding to her word though and leaving well enough alone things that might be considered personal or major control centers, simply looking to understand them and not making changes. Peripheral processes that were more jumbled mishmash of code, she did her best to clean up. A more unified environment made for better efficiency.

Hours would pass and the soul would come together, feeling more and more whole but strangely empty. Taking a step back, Harmony would run several more checks before seeming satisfied. ”Alright Penny, it’s ready for you. It’s going to feel weird so try not to fight it too much while you settle in.” Giving a couple moments pause, she would activate the code. Penny’s consciousness and the EoD would feel a pull that continually increased until both were drawn into the soul. For the first time probably ever, everything went dark, not even a good way to tell how long the process was taking. For Penny though, things would begin to form. It was like being in an open space where she could express herself. To develop a personality and emotions in a way she’d been entirely cut off from since Laat had come into the picture.

Various mechanical parts of Penny’s body flashed as her systems underwent an update, followed by whirring sounds that quietened down into a stable hum. Finally, after one last bright flash, Penny slowly opened her eyes, and slowly lifted her arm; Harmony would notice how her movements were not as mechanical as before. In fact, her whole body seemed to move more organically. What previously were mere facsimiles imitating motions prescribed to breathing and the beating of the heart seemed to come to the android as naturally as to any human being.
However, the most important change had come from the inside; Penny now felt…whole. As if the void left behind by Jason had now been reconstructed and made complete again.

She was now a machine with a soul. A Deus Ex Machina.

And in doing so, she has finally, truly mastered the Engine inside of her; the destructive influence of Laat that once had assumed direct control over her protocols at times of extreme duress was now part of her very being instead of a separate entity that the God of Change had implanted in her. Now, like an application, she could execute the program. Unfortunately, the Engine would still require most of her processing once activated, and the aggression parameters would stay the same, but at a time of emergency, she could call on that power.

Penny’s eyes turned to Harmony, and she smiled. However, instead of a polite, if emotionless smile she would typically grant to her associates, this was a genuine smile of gratitude, complete with eyes that sparked with humanity.
“Harmony…Thank you.” She then reached out, and using her Electric magic, hugged Harmony, using a slight electromagnetic field to simulate the feeling of touch for the holographic girl.

Despite being the one to facilitate the conversion, Harmony had not been 100% sure that her efforts would be successful. Penny could have rejected some part of the process which could have significantly changed the results. However, she seemingly had done it. She’d created a soul for a machine. Or at least one that could integrate with an consciousness within a machine. This was HUGE! What else could she accomplish with such knowledge? Maybe she could…

Huh?

The process in her mind halted as Penny thanked her and gave her a hug. It wasn’t that it was weird, just unexpected for whatever reason. It shouldn’t have been honestly. Something to watch out for. Returning the hug, Harmony smiled. ”You’re welcome. Glad I could help. What do you plan to do now that you’re…a new you, I guess.”

Penny released the hug, and put her hands on her hips. “What I’ve been doing all this time: keeping my subjects at Sanctuary safe, and ensuring they have a place they can call home. But now, I realize I could do so much more. What I previously saw as mere platitudes and wastes of effort are real, genuine actions I can take for the sake of my people. And now, I can fully express my feelings for my girlfriend,” she added, having averted her eyes; Harmony saw as a red tinge mysteriously developed on her cheeks.

Oh yeah, that was a thing as well wasn’t it? For a bit there Harmony had gotten lost in the process. She would clap her hands together. ”Yes, of course! I’m sure she’ll be so surprised.”

“Yes. And this would not have been possible without you, Harmony,” Penny spoke, sounding more serious. “Normally I would be averse to say this about anyone even loosely associated with the Mint, but I am truly indebted to you. I wish to repay this debt if it is within my power.”

”Ah, well I can understand that. Then uh… hm.” She would take a second to think. There weren’t that many things she needed at the moment per se. ”I’m not entirely sure what to ask for. You could be my biggest fan? That would be cool. Uh… ” It definitely leaned more on her mental mutations, but the accolades would boost her ego. She wasn’t too convinced that it was equivalent. Though it was hard to come up with something of the same level. A physical body? Did she need one of those? Probably could just design one herself. ”I'm open to suggestions. You've been doing this kind of thing longer than I have.”

Penny nodded. “In that case, would you be interested in being granted a seat at my council at Sanctuary? We could use someone with your skills, and you would get a boost to your popularity.”

Blinking for a second, Harmony would consider the offer. ”What does that entail exactly?”

“Your responsibilities would include attending council meetings and managing duties at Sanctuary. While we have the basics covered, we could use someone who understands more technical topics like the Internet and public relations, subjects you are knowledgeable about.”

”Ah. Well I suppose I can try it out and see.” Tapping her lip slightly she would consider how best to bring up the topic. ”Maybe I could help keep things smooth between the Sanctuary and the Mint here in Penrose. I know you already have an agreement, but I could be an ambassador or something. Guess I’d have to run that by Chloe since she’s in charge on that end. Still, I probably could get something done on that end.” At the moment she hadn’t been in contact with the clone that had visited Chloe. Regardless, her protocols shouldn’t allow so much deviation that she wouldn’t be able to reconcile any differences.

Penny nodded with a smile. “I’m glad to hear that. Well then, I should be going now; got a lot of preparations that need to be done before we make the strike.”
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Chapter Seven-
Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Part Three- Nova Lux, A Magical Girl School!

I wonder which has the higher academic ranking, this place or Marrywell Academy...
-Kate


On average, most universes in which magical girls exist feature a form of “masquerade”, which serves to hide supernatural activity from the mundane masses. Yet, as far as Kate was concerned, that only made the universes that didn’t possess this veil significantly more interesting places to visit, universes like her next destination.

In this particular universe’s version of the mid to late 21st century, a mountain-sized eldritch abomination suddenly appeared, throwing the world into chaos. This creature, which future generations would call the First Void, not only left a trail of cataclysmic devastation in its wake, but flooded the world with an otherworldly substance called Nox. Sweeping across the Earth’s surface in dark, roiling clouds, Nox reshaped the planet, and, more significantly, its inhabitants, violently twisting anything it touched into nightmarish landscapes and savage monstrosities known as Voids. Like the First Void that spawned them, these lesser Voids seemed utterly impervious to any and all conventional weapons. They did not sleep, did not tire, and did not stop killing everything in their path.

Humanity seemed doomed, its last pitiful remnants huddled atop the highest elevations and behind hastily erected barriers, but then, in humanity’s darkest hour, a light of hope emerged. Nox, it was discovered, could be refined to power weapons capable of harming the Voids, and even more astonishingly, some exceedingly rare individuals proved capable of harnessing Nox to perform extraordinary feats. Armed with these new, “magitech” weapons, and fighting under the command of twelve magically-gifted heroines, humanity was ultimately able to slay the First Void and stave off extinction.

That was over a hundred years ago. Although the First Void was slain, dense clouds of Nox continue to smother much of the planet, forcing what remains of humanity to live in a collection of fortified “Sanctum Cities”, scattered across the globe. Even so, hope continues to burn brightly. Although Nox and the Voids spawned by it continue to be a threat, humanity, united under the banner of the Novus Orbim Imperium, refuses to surrender their planet, working tirelessly to reclaim the world that has been lost to them, even as they defend against the Voids’ continued attacks. At the undisputed forefront of these efforts are the Magical Girls, or Ars Magi, gifted females who are capable of harnessing Nox. Yet, in a world as dangerous as this one, natural gifts are not enough. They must be both amplified and refined, and in all the world, there is only one place in which these things can be accomplished- Nova Lux Academy. Located in the Sanctum City of Palmyra, a coastal metropolis once known as Vladivostok, it is the pride of the Imperium, and where it cultivates its greatest hope for the future.

It is also, unsurprisingly, extremely heavily guarded, and while Kate had no doubt that she could infiltrate the academy if she put her mind to it, the photographer quickly came to the decision that it would be far easier to wait for her target at the arcade the Ars Magi supposedly frequented. And so that was where she currently found herself, waiting for a slight, dark-haired girl to defeat the final boss of Area 51.

“Okay!” the girl called as she fired several rounds from her light gun into the boss’s weak point. “Almost got him, so get ready!”

“All set,” Kate confirmed, holding up her camera and focusing on the climactic confrontation before her.

An instant later, and the boss was vanquished, its vaguely flying saucer-shaped form blasting apart in a golden starburst. At that very moment, the girl spun to face Kate and struck a pose with her light gun, giving the camera a wink and a bright smile. The explosion was only onscreen for a split second, but Kate wouldn’t be a top-notch photographer if she didn’t have perfect timing.

“Check it out,” she told the beaming girl with a grin of her own as she showed her the camera’s display. Not only had the image been captured with perfect clarity, but the use of a low-key flash had created a small sparkle on the prominent fang poking out of the girl’s mouth.

“Awesome!” the girl cheered, her golden eyes gleaming as she shot a fist into the air. “Thanks a lot!” she added as she returned to the screen to put her name on the game’s scoreboard. “Can ya take one more when they show the high scores?!” she asked, while shooting the letters “D”, “A”, “N”, and “A” onto the line presented.

“Sure,” Kate confirmed with a nod.

Right after the final letter was inserted, the still-grinning Dana spun around once more and flashed a victory sign.

*SNAP!*

“Looks like we’ve got another winner,” Kate noted with approval as she examined the display. “In more ways than one,” she added with a chuckle.

“You can say that again!” Dana agreed with a giggle. “Not only was that the first time I’ve ever gotten one hundred percent accuracy, but I met a totally awesome photographer to help me celebrate my victory! Is this my lucky day, or what?!” she added, before jabbing a finger at the name directly below hers on Area 51’s scoreboard. “Eat that, Oros!”

“Uh, speakin’ of Oros, you wouldn’t happen to know anything about her, would ya?” Kate inquired. “I hear she’s pretty famous in this place, so I was kinda hopin’ I’d get a chance to take her picture.”

“Sorry, but I’ve never seen her,” Dana replied with a frown. “Not many people have,” she added. “Word is, she sneaks in when the place is closed and plays pretty much every game, gettin’ a top score on each one. She even hacked some of em’ to let their scoreboards display four letters instead of three, just so she could write her whole name, which is pretty cool, since now I can write my whole name, too!” the sunny sharpshooter added with a giggle. “Y’know, I even heard a rumor that she’s a member of the Duodecim, but it’d be totally crazy if it was true! I mean, most of the nobles I’ve met are like my teammate, Vanna, super refined and stuff. The only way she’d come to a place like this is if we dragged her! Then again, there was that girl Aiya who Nicole met at the ball, so maybe Oros is more like her?” she mused, before stopping abruptly as her auric eyes caught sight of something of interest. “Oh, hey!” she called to a girl sitting at a nearby table, while waving at her with considerable enthusiasm. “You’re that Ice elementum girl from Team 5! Crystal, right?!”

The girl being waved at blinked and looked up from her sketchpad. Her jaw was working to chew what could only be bubblegum, and she gave a slow wave back. ”Yes, I am. Crystal suddenly regretted not following through with her plan of reading over the student roster yet, because she didn’t recognize this girl. ”May I ask your name, then?"

“It’s Dana Noel!” the grinning gunslinger replied as she darted over to Crystal’s table, with Kate following behind her at a considerably more relaxed pace. “I’m a Light elementum specialist from Team 3, though we like to call ourselves Team Radiant Storm!”

“Kate Carson,” Kate added with a peace sign. “Just an ordinary photographer.”

“It’s really nice to meet ya, Crystal!” Dana continued, holding out her hand for a shake. “Oh wow!” she exclaimed upon catching sight of Crystal’s sketch pad, her golden eyes gleaming even brighter. “That’s some awesome artwork!”

Crystal nodded at the two girls, pulling out a pack of bubblegum. ”It’s nice to meet you too. Both of you. Gum?” She held out two sticks of regular flavor to the girls while putting one in her own mouth. As she saw Dana look at her work, she smiled. ”Thank you. I’m trying to get a little better at backgrounds, so drawing the arcade will hopefully help with that.”

“Well, you’re off to a great start!” Dana told her after popping the offered gum in her mouth. “I know people who’d kill to be able to draw as good as this!”

“Yeah,” Kate agreed as she chewed on her own piece. “You’ve really captured all the major details. Do you come here often to study the layout?”

”I tend to go a few places, this being one of them. I’ve got some from the roof of the school, too. That’s where I usually draw from.” Crystal carefully turned to another page, showing a view from the rooftop of Nova Lux. ”But I’m a little surprised at a photographer being at an arcade. Or are you here on break?”

“Oooh, sweet!” Dana declared, while taking a closer look at the sketch of Nova Lux’s lavish campus gardens.

“Actually, I’m here to photograph someone,” Kate replied. “I’ve heard there’s a girl named Oros who’s managed to get the high score on nearly every game in this place, and I was kinda hopin’ to get a picture of her,” the photographer explained.

”I haven’t heard of her. You came all the way here for a local arcade story?” Crystal was somewhat surprised. But she also didn’t fully understand photography anyway.

“I’m a freelance photographer,” Kate replied. “Takin’ pictures of interestin’ stuff’s kinda my thing,” she added with a shrug.

“Yeah, like me beatin’ Oros’s high score on Area 51!” Dana declared with a grin as she finally looked up from Crystal’s sketchpad.

”Huh. How did you find out about this ‘Oros’ person? Am I just out of the loop? … That wouldn’t be surprising, actually. Crystal turned the page back to what she was working on. ”Though, congratulations on beating the high score, Dana. If this person beat almost all the games, then beating their score in even one is impressive.”

While the girls conversed, the arcade continued to move. At this hour, the arcade was mostly filled with the pizzeria’s customers that were waiting for their food. They’d order, play a few games, then eat in or take their food directly home. It meant that the arcade was seeing plenty of action, but most weren’t sticking around for more than a few minutes.

Most, but not all of them.

Among the many faces in the arcade was one that didn’t look like she could see. Her bangs veiled her eyes, unlike what her outfit did for the majority of her body. She was holding a tray with two hotdogs on it, and there was a third one in her mouth. Her “gaze” was set on the Area 51 machine, which was currently displaying all the top scores. She pushed the hotdog into her mouth as she watched the screen change.

Area 51 wasn’t sophisticated. It was an on-rails light gun game that scored you based on your accuracy, kill streak, and damage taken. The game looped forever, and it was just a matter of time before a player’s fatigue set in and their health ran out. Getting a high score required endurance and memorization, as well as accuracy. Reloading your gun at the wrong time or missing a cue could turn into an instant game over.

She set her tray aside and finished eating the hotdog she was chewing on. Then, she slid a few coins in the machine. She picked up a light gun with one hand and another hotdog with the other.

It was game time.

Mutants popped out of cover, but they were never fast enough to overwhelm their adversary. She knew exactly where they were all hiding, and when they were going to be a threat. Sometimes an enemy would shamble onto screen, but she would target a newly arrived that would have been faster to the draw. Her bangs danced side to side as she fired in one corner, then the other. When there was a dull moment, she reloaded her gun. If there was a really dull moment, she’d take a bite out of her hotdog. It seemed like she missed a few shots but- Did she just enter a secret area? She didn’t even bother looking at the stat screens, and dismissed them as quickly as she could. She was on level three and also on her third hot dog.

“Well, her name’s on the scoreboard of pretty much every game here, so it’s kinda hard not to know about her,” Dana was explaining with a chuckle. “Have ya even played any of these games, or do ya just come here to sketch?” she asked Crystal with a teasing grin.

Yet, for Kate’s part, the friendly banter had been pushed to the background as she focused her full attention on the young woman who was now playing Area 51 and… eating hot dogs at the same time…? To Kate’s further astonishment, the girl even seemed to be entering secret areas that even Dana had been unaware of, and doing numerous other things that appeared to go well beyond the game’s original specifications.

I-Is she hacking it while playing?

“Uh, guys,” the photographer spoke up. “I’m pretty sure that’s her,” she added, subtly pointing a finger at the hotdog-munching young lady who was even now putting the finishing touches on the game’s third level.

”You caught me.” Crystal said to Dana just before Kate spoke. The girl in question just happened to show up as they were talking about her? She looked over to the game, but without any knowledge of how it was played she didn’t catch what was so special about this girl. ”What makes you say that?”

The contender made the first three levels look easy, but as Dana knew, the difficulty really ramped up on that fourth level. That was the second to last proper level before the fight against the mothership. There were some difficult sections, but she had enough grenade power ups to push through them. But her reserves were starting to run thin, and there weren’t enough secret rooms to top her up anymore. This was the end of the game. It was hard.

As soon as a scene transition started, she reached for the tray beside her, only to grasp at thin air. She looked at the empty tray in horror. ”Oh gosh! Oh dear!” She looked around in a panic. It wasn’t long before her eyes rested on the group of three girls looking at her. ”You there!” She tossed the gun to Dana. ”Keep me alive! I forgot part of my order!” She picked up her tray and rushed into the pizzeria. Meanwhile, the screen was starting to fill up with aliens and zombies.

“Well…” Kate began to explain, before the girl they were observing had a minor freak out and literally chucked her light gun at them.

“U-Uh, o-okay…!” A startled Dana called back to the mystery girl as she deftly caught the light gun, before racing to stand in front of the game’s screen, still not quite sure what exactly was going on, but ever willing to help someone in need.

“Um, as I was saying,” Kate continued in a dazed deadpan. “That girl’s clearly making the game do some stuff it wasn't intended to do, to say nothing of the fact that she was eating hotdogs while playing a light gun game and still doing well at it.

”She was?” Not knowing what was or wasn’t ‘what the game was intended to do,’ and being on a team with a very talented markswoman, Crystal still wasn’t sure what the issue was, but she decided to take Kate’s word for it. ”If you say so. Maybe she’s just really good, though? It would be bad to assume she’s cheating if she’s not.”

“Yeah, well, I may not have played Area 51 all that much,” Kate conceded. “But after watchin’ Dana’s playthrough, I’m pretty familiar with all the standard secret rooms, so I think what this girl’s able to do is down to a bit more than simple player skill. Still, hacker or not, there’s one way to know for sure if that’s really Oros,” the photographer added as she readied her camera. “And I’m gonna use it just as soon as she gets back…”

Which wouldn’t be long. The possibly Oros barreled around the corner. There was a pizza box in her hands and another hot dog sticking out of her mouth. ”Mnk mugh!” She handed the pizza box to Crystal before taking the light gun back. With her hand free, she removed the hotdog from her mouth. ”Thank you!” The fourth level had just ended. The final level was here, as the one after was just a fight with the alien mothership. A better photo opportunity might have been to wait for the boss, but all Kate needed was a photo of her subject.

*Snap*

The dark arcade was filled with a brilliant flash. The girl groaned and threw her arm in front of her eyes out of reflex. A wave of mutants greeted the newly arrived with a hail of bullets… and the continue screen started to tick down.

In the pursuit of a high score, continues were pointless. Having your score reset to zero to continue the game at this stage might as well have been a game over. She tapped the trigger to skip the countdown and end the game. What followed was a prompt to enter her name into the leaderboards. Her score was high, but without the rest of the level, she only made it to fifth place.

”Hmmm…” When prompted for her initials, she typed out “LADA” before the game accepted her score. ”You know, I think I missed a ‘Chow Palace’ on the Tarmac level. There’s a lot of power ups in there, I’ll do better next time.” She pointed at a table. ”Did you guys want some Pizza? I ordered it and forgot how big they were. Heh heh!”

Hmmm… Maybe she’s not as good as everyone thinks, if a simple flash is all it takes to distract her… Kate mused. Even so, a quick look at her camera’s display revealed that this was indeed this universe’s Oros.

“Oh wow! I’d love some!” Dana was saying in response to “Lada’s” offer of pizza. “Thanks!” the irrepressible Ars Magi added, taking a slice.

“Guess it wouldn’t hurt to have a slice myself,” Kate noted as she took a piece of her own. “Sorry about ruinin’ your game,” she apologized. “I coulda sworn I had the flash turned off.”

”It’s no biggie! If hot shot here wasn’t here to hold them off while I got my food, they would have over run me anyway.” Lada stacked two slices of Pizza on top of each other and took a bite. Mmmm, sausage and bell peppers! The fact that it was synthetic crossed nobody’s mind. ”But why take a picture of me?” She waved a hand. ”Well, I don’t really mind. But if we’re going to eat pizza together, I’m going to need some names!” She grinned and puffed out her chest. Something that was probably not all that necessary given her shape. ”I’m Lada! Pleased to meet everyone!”

For her part, Crystal was still mostly confused. But everything seemed to be working out, so she simply went along with things. ”My name is Crystal. It’s nice to meet you, Lada.” A thought occurred. ”Do you know anything about the record holder? They seem to be good at most of the games here.” Preferring her bubblegum, she simply held the box for the others without taking any for herself.

Lada looked at the scoreboard. ”Dana? I don’t think so.”

“She meant Oros,” Kate clarified. That’s Dana,” she added, pointing her thumb at the sunny sharpshooter.

“Light elementum specialist from Team 3, aka Team Radiant Storm!” Dana followed up with a big grin as she finished her slice of pizza and held out her hand. “Nice to meet ya!”

“And I’m Kate,” the photographer introduced herself with a peace sign. “Just an ordinary girl who likes takin’ pictures of interestin’ stuff.”

”Oh!” Lada looked at the area 51 scoreboard again, then at every other arcade in view. Sure enough, Area 51 was the only one that didn’t have OROS at the very top of the high score screen. On some cabinets, Oros had multiple entries. On a few, that was the only name in all the high score entries. ”That’s the super-hacker-Duodecim-gamer-tresspasser who breaks into the arcade every night to get the highest score on all the games, right? Or at least, that’s the legend.” Lada crouched down in front of the arcade cabinet, and a motorized screwdriver appeared in her hand. She had finished eating her pizza sandwich. ”It’s fine, the owner trusts me.” After taking off a few bolts, Lada slid the panel off to the side and the game’s electronics were laid bare. ”You really can’t ‘hack’ an arcade cabinet of this vintage. There’s no wireless interface, be it wi-fi or magitech based. Many players point out the fourth initial as proof that the games have been tampered with. And it was, but not through hacking. It’s a mod kit.” Lada pointed at some components. Among the mess of wires was a large printed circuit board (PCB) with some large chips on it, but just beyond that was a second,smaller PCB. It was far newer than anything else inside the cabinet. Lada pointed at it. ”When arcade games were still a novel idea, players were getting too good and beating the games too quickly. I’ll skip the history lesson, but it’s not uncommon for people to make third party mod kits that can enhance a game. Just sodder and splice a few connections, and you can override parts of the old game or add completely new ones. That’s why this version of Area 51 lets you add a fourth initial, and the score doesn’t cap out at 999K.” She put the front panel back in pace and screwed it back down. ”So I don’t believe any hacking was involved. It’s possible Oros is the owner of the arcade, given the new scores seem to go up when nobody else is around to witness them. That, or maybe Oros is a group of people. Like maybe there are several people who call themselves Oros that frequent this arcade, and nobody ever notices them. Either way...” Lada grabbed another slice of pizza. ”It’s pretty nova.”

That was impressive. ”That’s impressive. How did you learn so much about arcade games?” Crystal carefully set down the pizza box on the table, away from her sketchbook, and looked around. ”But you’re saying that most of the games here have been altered physically? That sounds like it would be a huge undertaking, which implies it took quite a while to do. Did nobody notice the changes over time, or did it all seem to happen at once?” She asked her question to no-one in particular, since any of the three other girls would probably know the answer.

“Wow! That’s really cool!” Dana marveled as Lada showed them the modifications made to the game’s hardware. “Well, word is, it took about a week for Oros to dominate all the scoreboards,” she added in response to Crystal’s question. “But I was too busy preparin’ for my Field Readiness Exam to see any of that myself…”

“I’ve only been in Palmyra for a short while,” Kate explained. “So I don’t really know much more than what I’ve heard via word of mouth.”

Of course, Kate knew a lot more than that. Thanks to her camera, she had the full story and then some. Still, the photographer was mildly curious as to why Lada wished to conceal the truth, especially if the arcade owner trusted her as she claimed they did. Plus, based on her attitude and choice of attire, she certainly didn’t seem like the shy type.

“Gotta say, though, it was a pretty smart move for Oros to make her big reveal the week leadin’ up to the FRE,” Kate pointed out. “Since that’d ensure way less people than usual would be hangin’ around this place to catch sight of her, even if she came in after hours.”

”Sounds more like a no-brainer than a big-brainer if you ask me. As for my knowledge about video game tech, it’s just surface level. I’ve only written basic programs and just have some passing knowledge about arcade hardware because I read about that sort of stuff. My real passion is my magitech inventions.” Lada looked at the scoreboard. ”Even though Dana here shot the pants off of Oros, Oros is still at the top of the duo board. If we really want to reclaim the arcade, we’re going to need to beat them here too.” She pointed up in the air. ”And I have just the tool for the job! We could easily secure victory if we gave it to Dana, but um, Crystal?” She stepped in front of the arcade game and pointed in front of her. ”Mind standing in front of me? It’ll be kind of hard to walk once it’s activated.”

”Ugh, please don’t remind me of the Readiness Test, thanks.” Lada’s question… That was slightly ominous. ”Sure thing.” Crystal picked up her sketchbook and stood, going over to where Lada wanted her to stand. ”Here? What are you planning to do?” She stood still in case the “tool” required it and looked at Dana.

”Ah! You also like to play shooting games with a totem object!” Lada ‘looked’ at the sketch book Crystal was holding. ”I prefer to hold onto some food myself. But that’s fine! The only issue is that two-player mode requires two hands. This is a problem for you, since you only have a single hand free to hold a light gun. But this handicap can be remedied with technology!” Lada grabbed Crystal’s arms. ”Initiating spider protocol: Black Widow!” Lada took Crystal’s arms and slid them through her suspenders. She made transformation sounds with her mouth as she scooched her feet under Crystal’s heels. This forced Crystal to half crouch against Lada. The back of Crystal’s head was against Lada’s stomach, and her breasts hung over the artist like the demons of her past. Crystal was only a few inches shorter than Lada, so she had to bend her knees quite a bit to fit inside the cockpit of Lada’s “invention.” ”Now you have two extra hands, and even another pair of eyes to focus on other threats! There’s no way you can lose now!” Lada pointed in two different directions. ”Dana! Get us the light guns! Kate! Get some pizza for ‘Crystal’s’ Extra hand. This is going to be super nova!”

What the fuck…?

At first, Kate had thought Lada would be outfitting Crystal with an actual magitech device, one which would grant the girl some additional appendages, but instead the tech wiz would apparently be serving as those extra limbs herself, all while putting the clearly reserved and introverted Crystal in probably the last position she’d ever want to occupy. Yep, Kate reflected, this was definitely an Oros.

For her part, Dana was equally taken aback by the “deployment” of Lada’s “invention”, although she quickly snapped out of her bewildered daze when the well-endowed Ars Magi called her name. “O-Oh, uh, sure thing!” she acknowledged, grabbing the two light guns and offering the blue one to Crystal and the red to Lada (or rather, Crystal’s “extra hand”).

“Here ya go,” Kate added with a chuckle, handing “Crystal’s” other extra hand a slice of pizza from the nearby box. “Uh, good luck you two,” she told the comically incongruous pair with an amused smirk.

How did this happen? On the list of things that the Ice Elementum user was expecting, this was not on it. Also, a totem object? She supposed that was somewhat accurate. Her sketchbook did have a little bit of a calming effect on her. If Crystal were honest with herself, this would have been much worse before her FRE, though she was loath to admit that Mara had done anything for her benefit. Before she even considered taking the light gun from Dana, she quickly put her sketchpad under her armpit to trade out her gum, pulling an apple flavored stick from a pack of its brethren. Once she had it in her mouth and the previous piece put away in the wrapper and into her pocket for throwing away later, she began to chew and the password was accepted.

”Alright, I guess?” Admittedly the chest of the girl above her was somewhat cumbersome, but she could only assume that was even worse for their owner. ”I wasn’t expecting this, and I don’t know how it could help with this sort of game, but I’ll try to be helpful to you.” With that, she pulled her sketchbook back to her left hand and grabbed the gun with her right. ”Outside of class and drills, I haven’t really shot anything for a while, so I might be rusty. Apologies for that.” Also unfortunate was that she couldn’t stand the way she had been trained with the other girl engulfing her, but that didn’t need to be said aloud. Instead she simply pointed the gun at the screen and allowed the passcode for her mind to do its job, the flavor allowing her focus to sharpen and for her to push away the discomfort, somewhat.

”I’m sure you’ll do fine. Now! Someone start this game up!”

Once the credits were inserted, the game started.

There may have been twice as many players, but the game compensated by putting twice as many enemies on screen. Not only that, but it was more difficult to keep a score chain going if you were constantly wasting bullets on targets your ally already shot. There was also an extra mechanic where a meter at the top of the screen showed which player had more “agro” and would take damage when the aliens and mutants fired back.

”I’m going to let you lead. Just fire at the aliens as they come up. I’ll focus on activating secrets and assisting with durable targets. When things get frantic, just focus on your side of the screen and I’ll take care of the rest!”

It was a rough start. Lada pretty much carried Crystal through the early stages of the game. But as the game progressed, her training started to come back to her and she started to do better. The difference in their skill level seemed to shrink as the game went on. Though it was a bit more apparent if you bothered to look at their individual scores. Once they got to the harder stages, Lada activated her invention's “drone mode,” Which was initiated by having Kate and Dana unclip her suspenders. So that the two could stand side by side. There were some close calls, and they had used all of their grenades, but they got to see the alien space ship blow up.

”Wait for it…” After displaying a congratulatory message for beating the game, Crystal and Lada were prompted to enter their initials. They were at the very top of the duo scoreboard. ”Hyper nova!” She patted Crystal’s shoulder before typing in her name.

“Great job, guys!” Dana cheered, her golden eyes gleaming as she punched a celebratory fist in the air. “That was totally awesome!”

“Yeah,” Kate agreed. “Gotta say, I’m surprised that little… ‘configuration’ of yours worked out so well,” the photographer added with a smirk.

Perhaps less surprisingly, she had snapped a picture of the pair in their initial “Black Widow” mode, as much for her own amusement as for use as potential blackmail. Yet, with the two Ars Magi so focused on the game, and with Kate wisely choosing to forgo the use of a flash, the odds of either of them noticing were minimal.

Crystal exhaled a breath she didn’t know she was holding as the space ship began to explode. She’d not played an arcade game in quite a long time, so it was gratifying that she was able to do well, even though her partner had blown past her in score. ”Yeah, it’s shocking that standing like that didn’t affect us as much as I thought it would.” Though she was much more comfortable once “drone mode” was active… It was still pretty fun, once the focus wore off enough for her to notice. Though the thought that Oros might have been playing alone for her previously best score made her pause. It’d be one thing if she were paired with someone like her roommate Rivka, but to do so while duel-wielding… Would that be easier or harder?

”I’m telling you, my inventions really work!” Lada flashed a grin. ”The real thing will be a bit more comfortable to wear, but the ‘prototype’ is passing all kinds of benchmarks.” She yawned. ”Welp, the food’s gone, and I got two pretty long games of Area 51 in. I should probably get going, but we should make this a weekly thing! We can play ‘Gearmantic Hearts’ next time!”

“Yeah, that sounds great!” Dana called. “I’m a big fan of that game, too! Hmmm… I wonder what character she likes to play as…” the sunny sharpshooter wondered aloud. “I like Sixshooter Synthia and Necroid 99 myself, but if I had to guess, I’d picture her as more of a Tsubotica fan…”

“So, do ya play against your teammates often?” Kate inquired.

“Not really,” Dana replied with a frown. “Vanna and Cordelia are both super busy, and Nicole prefers dancing games,” she explained. “I did try to get Penny to play once, after telling her there’s a character that shares her name, but she wanted to go with the Altea expy, who really isn’t all that good, and well…”

“Crushed her that badly, huh?” Kate asked with a chuckle.

“Yeah…” Dana confirmed. “She said she was gonna leave the fighting games to me and focus more on her actual combat training. Do any of your teammates like to come here, Crystal?” she inquired.

”Mmm…” Crystal hummed in thought as she traded her depleted gum for a new stick of raspberry. ”Maybe, but I haven’t heard them talk about this place much. I could see some of them coming once in a while, though I’ve only ever seen Aoife here, and I didn’t see what she was here for.”

“Huh, well that kinda sucks…” Dana noted. Then again, it didn’t look like Crystal was all that enthusiastic about playing arcade games herself, so maybe her teammates’ lack of interest really wasn’t too big of a deal. “Hey!” the grinning gunslinger exclaimed with an excited gleam in her auric eyes as an idea occurred to her. “Did your team get invited to the big boat party tomorrow?!”

”Boat party?”

“Yeah! This Duodecim girl my teammate Nicole met at that fancy ball invited her and the rest of the team to this big party she’s havin’ on a boat!” Dana explained. “Supposedly, there’s gonna be a lot of officers and Ars Magi there, so I was wonderin’ if your team got invites, too.”

Crystal cocked her head to the side. ”No, I don’t believe so. At the very least I wasn’t invited, so I don’t think my teammates were either. Be sure to be safe while there.”

“Oh, uh, yeah, will do,” Dana replied with a nod. “I’m just sorry you’re gonna be left out…” she added, while awkwardly scratching the back of her head.

“Maybe it’s for the best,” Kate noted. “I could be wrong, but Crystal here strikes me as more of the introverted type, so a big boat party probably wouldn’t be her kinda thing, right?” she inquired of the artistic Ars Magi.

”I”d say that’s accurate.” Crystal smiled at Dana. ”So it’s not a worry that I won’t be there. Thank you for coming over to talk to me, this was an interesting experience.”

“No problem!” Dana replied with a grin. “I love makin’ new friends!”

“Well, I think I’m gonna get goin’ now,” Kate announced. “Still got more photos to take after all.”

“Okay, see ya later, Kate!” Dana called to the departing photographer. “I think I’m gonna try and beat this thing with both guns!” she added, pointing her thumb at Area 51, before heading over to take hold of the game’s twin pistols.

“Good luck!” Kate called back with a chuckle, holding up a peace sign before stepping out of the arcade.

Oros the Inventive, huh? the photographer mused as she rechecked her camera’s display. Gotta admit, she sure does pull off the whole ‘obfuscating ineptness’ thing like a pro.

*Tap tap*

As soon as Kate moved past the threshold of the door, A pale finger prodded her shoulder. Sure enough, it was Lada.

”Hey.” She waved. ”I have to admit, you’re a lot different than most professional photographers I’ve encountered. Most of them at least try to blend in with the locals. But they aren’t as much fun to hang with.” She grinned. ”Anyway, would you do me a solid and delete those pictures you took of me?”

“Oh, uh, hi,” Kate greeted, not exactly expecting to bump into the eccentric Ars Magi again. “What, don’t want news of your next big invention getting out prematurely?” the photographer quipped with a smirk. “And I’d like to think I blend in just fine,” she added.

In this universe, at any rate…

”Better than I do I suppose.” She stretched her arms over her head. ”But no. You know who I am. And once you publish those pictures, so will everyone else.” She placed a hand on her hip. ”It’s not possible to live a normal life as a Duodecim, but I enjoy the carefully crafted existence I’ve made for myself. My true identity needs to remain a secret.”

“No worries on that front,” Kate reassured the Ars Magi, holding up her hands in a placating manner. “I don’t plan on publishing any of the photos I took, so your secret’s totally safe. Truth is, the photos are actually a present for a friend of mine, who’s something of a secret admirer of yours.”

Lada clicked her tongue. ”How fortunate! You’re going to hand the pictures directly to someone obsessed with me. Then they’ll be able to obsess over every square inch before deciding to make a duplicate for their own ends.” She stepped closer to Kate. ”Please get rid of them. Take a picture of someone else. They’ll never know the difference.”

Pretty sure they will,” Kate replied, moving back a step. “Plus, they’re a total recluse who doesn’t even use social media, so I doubt it’ll cause ya any problems if I give these photos to ‘em. But if you’re that camera shy, I guess I could trash those pics,” the photographer conceded. “I mean, you’re probably the least important person she wanted me to take a picture of, so I doubt she’ll be bothered all that much.”

”I wonder why you even wasted the effort. Well, sounds like no great loss.” Lada grinned. ”I have to admit though, I didn’t think my ‘secret fan’ was going to be a girl. What’s her name?”

“Nikki,” Kate replied. “She loves following the exploits of creative individuals, such as yourself, but she’s super socially awkward, so she has me take pictures of ‘em to put in an album she’s making,” the photographer explained. “She’ll probably be a little bummed out you didn’t wanna have your picture taken, but I’m sure she’ll get over it.”

”Hmmm… See, this is what I don’t like about people in your profession.” Her smile vanished. ”Information brokers like yourself are never straightforward. You’re always telling half truths and whole lies.” Lada came closer, and Kate backed away to maintain distance. ”I mean, you’re taking pictures of me for someone, but is it really Nikki? Is she really socially awkward? The mental image you’ve painted makes me want to picture a nerdy little girl. One with twintails and a smile. Maybe some nerdy looking glasses and the most nova comic collection the world has ever seen. But I’m really filling in the blanks with that, aren’t I? Serial stalkers are also socially awkward, right? Do we know this all ends as soon as my picture gets slotted in an album?” Nanites crept out of Lada’s collar and constructed a helmet over half of her face. Kate had looked at enough of Lada’s profile to know this was her endless eclipse. Her back bumped into a wall. Lada had her cornered. ”I did a little digging on you as soon as I left, but I wasn’t able to turn up much. And this Nikki girl? I don’t even think she exists. But you have to be getting those pictures for someone, right? See what you think of this…” The nanites crept off of her face and scurried down her neck. ”The nerdy girl you’re taking pictures for…Is you!” She thrust her gloved finger in Kate’s direction.

As she watched Lada begin to transform, while the dark clouds of one of Palmyra’s frequent storms menacingly flashed with lightning overhead, Kate’s mind raced to come up with a way out of her current predicament.

“Uh, nice theory, even if it is completely wrong,” Kate replied. “Full disclosure? The reason you can’t find any info on Nikki, is because she really values her privacy,” the photographer explained. “As for your guesses about her, I’d say she’s pretty nerdy, and while she doesn’t wear glasses, she does wear goggles. She’s not a fan of twin tails, though,” she added. “In fact, her hair’s usually really messy… And if ya don’t believe me, we can just get Dana out here to prove it! She’s a Light Elementum, right? They’re practically living lie detectors! Or does the Light Elementum not work like that here? Aw crap, I don’t think it does… Well, whatever, none of this matters, since I said I’d get rid of the pictures, so I’d appreciate it if you chilled the fuck out.”

”Chill the- Wha?” Lada lifted a hand to her mouth. ”What brought that on all of a sudden? Are you okay Kate?” She moved beside the photographer and placed a hand on her shoulder. ”You’re kind of tense. Is it the mask thing? That’s just uh, my magic. I can create a mask that can see the truth.” She began to lightly massage Kate’s shoulder. ”Is this about the Nikki thing? I guess that was a little insensitive. I was just excited because you know, I also use a persona of sorts to live the life I want to. So you know, if you, hmmm, Nikki were a shy nerd with…goggles? And they decided to act as an adventurous photographer? I think that’s really cool. But if you say that’s not what’s going on, I believe you.” She grinned. ”Now that I know the whole story, how about we go back to my place and I’ll let you take a few pictures of me? Something that doesn’t tie me directly to the arcade. I’ll even let you keep those other pictures. If you say you won’t publish or share them, I believe you.”

“O-Oh, uh, well…” Kate stammered, taken more than a bit off guard by Lada’s sudden change in tactics. You were the one acting all threatening…” she muttered with an annoyed pout. “And, uh, I guess I could drop by your place,” the photographer conceded, albeit with some clear reluctance. “I mean, it’d be cool to see some of your other inventions,” she added with a slightly nervous chuckle.

At first, Kate wondered how the hell things had escalated so quickly, but then she remembered that this was an Oros she was dealing with. No doubt the girl was planning to do something perverted to her as some twisted form of revenge. Heck, she could even be planning to torture and/or kill her. But even so, Kate was confident she had the necessary tools to deal with all of those potentialities, and she had to admit, the chance for an inside look at the gadgeteer genius’s abode was rather appealing.

”That wasn’t really my intent. I’m sorry” She sighed and lowered her hands into her pockets. ”Let’s continue this elsewhere...”




The Duodecim might have been the highest members of society, but Lada was still trying to make due in a school that was made for everyone, or at least the best and brightest. Getting Kate inside wasn’t an issue with a guest pass.

Lada did have a private dorm room, but it wasn’t all that interesting. It was exactly what you’d expect someone on a tech high to have. Everything was sleek and modern, with a minimal amount of decorations. There was a bed, a small office space, and some yellow-green mood lighting. At least everything looked tidy, and the bed was made!

As Kate looked over Lada’s room, she was somewhat surprised by how normal it was. At least, nothing worrying seemed to be in evidence.

”I really just use my dorm to sleep.” Lada pointed at the room. ”I had a professional designer come in and set it up before my parents visited me, and I’ve just kind of kept it that way. But if you really want to see where I live, we need to go to the magitech lab.”

The photographer was quite relieved when her host led her to the nearby laboratory. A stroll down a few hallways later, and they had arrived. Presumably one of several on the sprawling campus, it looked a bit like a combination between a computer lab and a kitchen. There were several computers set up facing an island table, which held an empty glass dome on top of it. The rest of the walls were filled with counter space that held everything from beakers to vial mixers. There were also a few sinks, and what looked like (but most certainly wasn’t) a trash disposal unit. Still pretty normal, as to be expected of a communal space. But this lab was almost certainly the foremost among its fellows, even if it didn’t hold a candle to the wondrous weirdness of Nykannis’s workspace.

”Tada!” Lada waved her hand at everything. ”This is where the magic happens!”

“Well, I would hope so with a name like ‘Magitech Lab Alpha’,” Kate replied with a wry smirk. She knew from her research that the greatest miracle of magitech would actually be found in the school’s medical wing, as it was there that the Ars Armaguses, the magitech gemstones that allowed a magically-sensitive girl to actually become an Ars Magi, were implanted, stored, and, rumor had it, created (although the NOI was pretty tight-lipped about such matters for obvious reasons), but even so, Lada’s own lab was still pretty impressive. “Not too shabby,” the photographer noted with an approving nod. “So, what kinda stuff do ya cook up in here?”

”Oh! I don’t make anything here!” Lada laughed. ”If you want to see that, we need to go a bit deeper…”

The inventive girl strode into the room and placed her hand on the side of the island table. A small orb the size of a fist popped out of the side of the table. Lada promptly removed one of her gloves and placed her hand over the sphere. There was a chime, and then the tile floor beside the island table lowered into a set of stairs. She waved Kate on before venturing into the belly of the school.

”You’re held to high standards as a Duodecim, but on the upside, you can get nearly anything your heart yearns for. My sisters wanted mansions, my brothers wanted their own companies, I just wanted a secret workshop. I’m not really working on anything too secretive, but it does make my work feel more important when it happens away from the world.”

After walking down what felt like the silent hill stairs several stories worth of stairs, the two stepped through an archway into the workshop. It was massive. The room had to be four or five stories tall with massive pipes running along either side. It almost looked like a particle collider, the way the pipes all seemed to feed a circular tank at the far side of the room. It had a giant viewport on it that showed a concentrated black mass floating around. Kate didn’t have to ask what it was, she knew it was Nox.

”Most of the research I do involves finding ways to safely store and use Nox for other purposes, specifically for those without strong magical abilities. The biggest hurdle presently is that it’s not the most efficient. It takes so much energy just to use Nox for anything that it can’t be your sole power source. I have made machines that are more efficient, but they are large and not suitable for household use.” She pointed at the far side of the lab. ”This is effectively a backup generator for the academy, but I use it to run my experiments.”

While the generator’s size was impressive, there were other things in the lab as well. The whole wall was lined with appliances. A washer and dryer, several fridges and freezers, an oven, and even an arcade machine. Though there wasn’t any clear markings as to what it played.

”Another thing I mess around with is depleted Nox. The machines I use to turn Nox into electricity leave behind a chalky residue. But it can be synthesized into microchips, or something similar to it. You can make magical circuits on a depleted Nox chip that are much finer than that of modern microchips. Look at this!” She walked over to the arcade machine. ”One thing that lets home game systems beat out arcade cabinets is that the player can save data locally. Nobody wants to carry around a memory card when they visit the arcade, and nobody who owns an arcade machine wants people slotting just anything into it. But look at this,” She pulled what looked like a credit card out of the machine, but upon closer inspection... ”This is actually a memory card! It’s thin enough to store in a wallet or purse, and has a crazy amount of space! Now you can get the console experience at the arcade!”

“Wow, that’s pretty sweet,” Kate admitted, and so it was, by this world’s standards. “Since you’ve done so much research on Nox, I’ll bet you’ve also looked into maximizing the conversion capabilities of Ars Armaguses,” she added. “Y’know, increase their max Nox capacity so an Ars Magi can get even more of that good ol’ magic power outta ‘em to do cool shit with?”

”Ars Armaguses, heh, yea…” A frown slowly crept across Lada’s face as she turned to “look” at Kate. ”No, the Novus Orbim Imperium guards their secrets carefully. I may be a Duodecim, but I’m still a student and not a teacher, researcher, or anything that earns a salary. Ars Armaguses isn’t really the direction I want to head in with my research anyway. One of the reasons it works so well is that it works with your body to convert the Nox into, magic, stuff, and all that.” She cleaned her ear with her pinky. ”It’s kind of archaic if you think about it. They slice you open, implant some foreign device inside you, and then you absorb hazardous chemicals into your body to later expel as spells. It’s not a solution for everyone. You’ve likely noticed that all Ars Magi are girls. Seems we’ve forgotten about half the population, and it’s about time someone corrects that.” Lada approached one of the refrigerators and opened it. ”Do you know why they call me Oros?” She pulled a ham sandwich out of the fridge and shut it. ”Because it’s short for Oroboros, the snake that eats its own tail. Because I like to eat. That’s my most noteworthy trait to these people.”

“Yeah, I can see that,” Kate noted with a nod. After all, the girl had been eating pretty much non-stop while playing an arcade game only a short while earlier. “But back to this grand plan of yours,” she continued. “You’re seriously trying to find a way to create male Ars Magi?” the photographer asked with a chuckle. “Talk about turnin’ the world on its ear…”

Lada shook her head before polishing off her sandwich. ”I think I may have given you the wrong impression of what I do here. I am not a scientist, I’m an inventor. There’s a lot of overlap between the two, but the biggest difference is our end goal. Scientists search for truth, inventors search for solutions. My current goal is to find a way to arm everyone with magic. If that means turning men into Ars Magi, so be it. But I’ve already mentioned that Ars Armaguses are not an ideal solution. There are people who aren’t healthy enough to survive an operation like that. But we’re getting off track a bit, aren’t we?” She placed her hands on her hips. ”Tell me, Kate, have you ever heard of the ultimate portfolio picture?”

“You mean, like, the best picture a hypothetical photographer ever took?” Kate asked. “The one that got all kinds of awards and is basically their signature photo, the one everybody remembers them for?”

”Typically a portfolio is filled with several pictures of a photographer’s best work, sure, but it’s also there to demonstrate what they can do. Given your interest in photographing people, I would say that’s probably your specialty. Your portfolio, if you have one, likely contains many shots of people. Though some are portraits, others might be more easily classified as street or wedding photography. If an animal is in the shot, it might qualify as a pet picture. If it’s off the wall enough, it might even be considered experimental. You see what I mean? There’s a lot of different genres for photography. The ultimate portfolio picture takes advantage of how different genres of photography overlap to make one picture that’s representative of an entire skill set!” Lada smiled. ”I doubt such a picture would be ‘good’, but I think it would be a fun thing to attempt.”

“Well, I’ve taken some landscape pictures of battle scenes, so I guess one of them might count,” Kate mused, tapping a finger against her chin in thoughtful contemplation. “But I’m pretty sure you already have a specific point you’re tryin’ to make with all this, right?” she asked with a smirk.

”No ‘point’ really. I just thought it would be absolutely nova to take an absurd picture for Nikki, and I figured maximizing the number of genres the picture could be classified under would be a good way of doing it.” She pulled an apple out of the fridge. ”If you took a picture of me holding this apple, it would qualify as a portrait, as well as food photography. If we got you in the shot it would be a self portrait.” She moved beside Kate. ”Hmmm, we need more structure. Good pictures tell a story, right? What else could we do? The lab may look bare but I can get access to most everyday objects on short notice. Just tell me what you’re thinking.”

“Well, if you’ve got an invention you’re particularly proud of, maybe we could put it in an anti-grav field so that it’s hoverin’ behind us?” Kate suggested. “Or, I guess you could just throw up a hologram of it, if that’s easier. Either way, it’d let anyone lookin’ at the photo know exactly what kinda place this is.”

Lada laughed, very loudly. ”I’m a little surprised to hear a photographer suggest using a hologram. Isn’t the entire point to capture the world as it actually is?” She shook her head. ”But fair enough. I’ve recently been working on some magitech nanomachines. They can take nearly any shape, but require such vast amounts of nox to operate that they can’t really function outside this room. So…”

The space around Kate and Lada started to fill up with a mist, and that mist took shape immediately. It coalesced behind the two girls to make a puffy looking couch. Another cloud turned into a bear skin, while another turned into a fireplace. A set of walls started to form, but stopped half way through.

“Nice,” Kate noted with an approving grin.

”We can leave the room in a kind of incomplete state. Between the generator in the background and the hovering nanomachines, a viewer should know what’s going on.” Lada started counting her fingers. ”Let’s see, a picture of both of us here would qualify for self portrait, people, landscape, technology, food, possibly clothing, Hmmm….” She trailed off. ”We should also be doing something, to make it an action shot. Got any ideas?”

“Well, I’ll be taking the picture, while also appearing in it, so I’d say that counts for action, right?” Kate replied. She honestly didn’t know what other action they could do that wouldn’t also be extremely awkward for various reasons, although she had a worrying feeling that such activities were exactly what Lada had in mind…

”Sounds cryptic. And here I thought you were just going to time the camera on a tripod. But I am curious to see how this photo shoot goes!” Lada was about to pose when she spun over to Kate. ”I got it! I know what our picture is missing! This is going to be super nova, possibly hypernova!” Lada grinned like a demon. Kate could feel a pit expanding in her stomach before she even spoke. ”We should replace our clothes with nanites! Then we could pretend to be freaking out as they dissolve in the wind! Then it could be classified as comedic and contain artistic nudity! Wouldn’t that be silly?”

​​“Uh, yeaaaah… How about if it’s just you doing that?” Kate suggested, trying, and failing, to hide her discomfort. “T-That way we can have a nice contrast between the two of us!” the photographer added, doing her best to convince Lada that her idea had merit.

But imagine convincing an Oros to change her ways?

”I’m going to be honest, Kate, I think we actually have a lot of similarities. But we can do a picture both ways.” Lada had already unclipped her suspenders and cast her shirt to the side. Fully revealing her body conforming undershirt. ”I understand you’re nervous, and honestly, I am too! I’ve invited a photographer into my most private workspace. It would make me feel a lot more comfortable if we did it together. Given you didn’t outright object to the idea, you must know Nikki would absolutely love the photo! And isn’t that who we’re both trying to impress?” Lada reached an arm around Kate’s waist and gently pulled the two of them together. ”This is great! Yes! I see it now! We could be hugging each other as our nanite clothes dissolve. Any ‘overly exposed’ bits can be hidden behind my arm holding the apple. And then we just cast our gaze upward, in awe and terror!” She grinned at Kate. ”But if you wanted to highlight a difference between us, maybe you look less frightened? Yea! You could be grinning, and maybe you have a magnet in one of your hands, and it’s just pulling the nanites off us. I can almost see it on the cover of a magazine! ‘Lada Expose!’ or something like that. Yea, we’re definitely doing something like that. Too nova to pass up!”

Or maybe I could just glare at the camera, while flipping it off?

“Uh, you do see how, uh, underdeveloped I am, right?” Kate asked with a concerned frown. “Things could get really awkward really fast if people thought you were into that kinda thing, y’know? But, that magnet idea of yours could still work!” the photographer hastened to add. “It’d just be even better if I still had my clothes, since it’d look like I was pullin’ a prank on ya!”

”Of course we’ll do that! I just think we should take the opportunity to do a photo shoot. I have so many ideas, and it would be a shame to wrap things up after taking a single photo. As for what people might think should they see them, why do I care? No one thinks highly of me, and you’re not sharing these pictures with anyone but Nikki. So I shouldn’t have to worry about what other people think, right? This is just two friends doing something silly together!” Lada clapped her hands together. ”Come on, Kate. Just one photo. It doesn’t ever have to be published. Then we can do whatever you like for the rest of our photo shoot.”

“Alright, fine… Kate muttered with a defeated exhale. “We’ll do one picture to satisfy your perverted fetish, but I’m keepin’ my shorts on,” the photographer insisted. It was bad enough she’d have to be topless in front of Lada, even if there wasn’t all that much to see, but she drew the line at having the rest of her exposed. “I mean, the photo’s gonna be from the waist up anyways, right?”

Lada had her back turned to Kate while she removed her undershirt. ”The goal is to make it look like our clothes are unraveling into nanites. In my mind’s eye, this effect starts at the top and works down, so keeping your shorts on is fine. Though maybe it would be easier just to crop out everything down there anyway. ” A plate with several tiny cups on it floated to Lada’s side. She dipped her finger inside one of the cups, and when she pulled her finger back, it was coated in a yellow-green paint. She started to trace something on her chest. ”I’ve heard that models will often paint over parts of themselves that they don’t want to end up in a photoshoot. That’s something I happen to keep around for my projects. It’s all water based, dries fast, and is totally non-toxic.” She dipped another finger in some black paint before the plate moved over to Kate’s side. ”Maybe you’d like to put some on to avert my judgemental stare?”

“Nah, it’s fine,” Kate replied, giving Lada a dismissive wave of her hand. “I think usin’ my arm will work just fine, since, y’know, I don’t have anywhere near as much to cover as you,” the photographer added with a wry smirk. “Plus, I couldn’t really care less what ya think of me,” she noted with a shrug.

”Well, I offered.” Lada used a rag to clean off her fingers. ”As an agent of truth, you can’t call me a pervert now.” She whipped around and tossed the rag to the side. Sure enough, she had painted two smiley faces over the most sensitive areas of her chest. Their black eyes seemed to gaze directly at Kate, their irises as black as the abyss. ”I will be attempting to cover up everything with my arm and apple as well, but you know.” She grinned. ”But I still don’t know how good your camera work is.” The nanomachine fog collected on Lada’s skin. It gradually built volume and changed color, until it looked like the top she was wearing just a bit ago. She didn’t bother clipping her suspenders back up. ”Let me know when you’re ready~” She spread her arms and wiggled her fingers.

Kate tried to ignore the twin smiley faces painted on Lada’s oversized chest, instead focusing on removing her jacket, hoodie and undershirt and setting them within easy reach. “Alright, let’s get this over with,” she said with a tired sigh, moving in close to Lada and holding out her camera to face them, while covering her chest with her free arm.

”I’m sure you’ll look back on this moment with fondness!” Lada wrapped an arm around her waist and scooched up against her. While Kate could ignore how Lada looked, ignoring how she felt would prove to be a lot more difficult. Lada’s form was pressed pretty firmly against her own. Once her nanite clothes had started to disperse, there wasn’t much separating their bodies. Lada’s chest threatened to swallow Kate’s shoulder, and it wasn’t like their shorts covered anything below the thighs. That, and Kate could feel that Lada’s belly wasn’t exactly flat. ”Almost in position, your nanites will be ready in a moment.” Lada took a bite out of her apple. ”Mmmm!” She swallowed. ”I may not look it, but I’m actually a little nervous right now.” She sighed before moving her arm into position. ”I can hear your heartbeat, and you feel different than I thought you would. You even smell different. Is it weird to say that?” She chuckled before looking towards the dispersing nanites. Lada made the most horrified look she could manage, which looked pretty campy.

Everything about this is weird… Kate grumbled to herself. Nonetheless, she got her camera ready to snap the picture, her face forming a cringing visage that seemed to come naturally to the photographer.

“All set!” Lada announced. “Let’s go on three!”

“Okay,” Kate acknowledged. “One, two, three!”

*SNAP!*

“There,” Kate declared with obvious relief, lowering her camera and extricating herself from Lada as fast as possible. “Now that we’re finished catering to your little fetishistic fantasies, I’m gonna put my clothes back on and then we can…” The photographer’s voice trailed off and her eyes widened in horror as she saw two familiar faces enter the room. Oh fuck..

“Hey, Lada!” Dana greeted with her usual cheerful exuberance. “Ya forgot your hotdog, so we decided to… woah… Uh… A-Are we, um, interrupting something…?” the sunny sharpshooter inquired, her formerly grinning visage now mirroring Kate’s look of horrified embarrassment.

Crystal, for her part, chose the better part of valor and turned her head away with her eyes closed the instant she saw what was going on. ”Sorry to barge in like this… With how Lada had acted earlier, we thought the food might be a good reason to do so. Are you two alright?”

There was no indication that Lada was feeling any embarrassment. She stood there like a statue, one with smiley faces painted on her chest. Before long, a grin crossed her face. ”Ah! Just a moment!” Without bothering to grab her shirt, she scuffed her way over to the newly arrived to recover her hotdog. ”Thank you! Um, but to explain…” She turned to look at Kate. ”I just kind of bumped into Kate on my way back home. She was enthusiastic about seeing my other prototypes. I took her here, one thing led to another and…” Lada trailed off. ”How did you find us so fast?” She took a bite out of her hotdog.

“O-Oh, um, well, we talked with the arcade owner, and he told us where to find you,” Dana replied, her face turning red as she joined Crystal in averting her gaze from the shameless inventor. “Uh, t-this is some crazy secret lab ya got here,” she added with a nervous chuckle.

“This was all Lada’s idea,” an equally beat-red Kate was quick to clarify, even as she scrambled to put her clothes back on. “Basically, the only way she’d let me keep the pictures I took of her was to indulge her fetish for exhibitionism…”

The smile ran from Lada’s face. ”Okay, first of all, I said you could keep them well before we came here. Secondly, you were fine, enthusiastic even, with the idea of pulling my clothes off with a magnet. You’re only fussing because I wanted us both to do a picture where we were mutually exposed first. You know, as a trust building exercise. Thirdly, we both consented to the idea, even if you only did so begrudgingly. Fourthly, thank you Dana, I’m glad you think my workshop is super nova! And fifthly…” She pointed at Kate with her half eaten hotdog. I used body paint to cover up! You are the one who refused to wear any! You can’t call me an exhibitionist!” She ate the rest of her hotdog in a single bite. ”But who cares? Have none of you bathed in a hot spring before? Seeing someone with the same equipment as you isn’t that shocking, is it?” She turned to the Nova Lux students and started eating her apple. The smiley faces continued to look on with a judging stare.

”I haven’t been to a hot spring, actually… But it’s polite to not look when someone doesn’t want to be looked at. Since that’s more likely than the alternative, I’ll just wait until you two are clothed, if that’s okay.” She hadn’t been super bothered by the glimpse she had gotten, but what kind of person would she be if she didn’t respect others’ privacy?

“Uh, I haven’t been to a hot spring either,” Dana noted with an awkward frown. “And even if I had, there’s a big difference between seein’ someone naked in a place where ya expect that kinda thing, and what we just walked into, y’know?” she added, still doing her best to avoid looking at the unnerving smiley faces.

“Whatever,” Kate muttered in response to Lada’s annoyed comments, having by this point fully reclothed herself. “However ya wanna frame it, it’s finished. So, do ya wanna take some normal pictures now, or just call it quits?” she inquired.

Lada had just finished her apple. The entire thing. Even the core, even the stem ”I did say we could do whatever you wanted afterwards, and I always keep my word.” Lada’s clothes seemed to fly into her outstretched hands. It didn’t take her nearly as long to get dressed as Kate did, but that probably had more to do with how little Lada had been wearing. Once she was done, she turned to look at the two newly arrived and threw her hands into the air. ”We’re dressed! You can look now!” Lada grinned. ”Sorry about that everyone! I usually remember to lock the door, but I hope we’ll all be able to look back on this and laugh in time. Until then, would you like to be in a few pictures with me?”

Crystal slowly opened her eyes and turned to look at the two. ”If we can stay clothed, I don’t think I’d mind taking some pictures, or being in them.”

“Uh, yeah, sure,” Dana added, clearly relieved that Lada finally had her clothes back on. “So, uh, what kinda pictures were ya thinkin’ of?”

”I’ll leave that up to the photographer. But why don’t we start with just a regular group photo first?” Lada reached out and pulled Crystal and Dana to her side. ”You might as well be in this one too, Kate!”

“Something normal sounds great to me,” Kate replied, placing herself in front of Lada and holding out her camera. “Everybody ready?”

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Chapter Eight-
Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Part Four- The World With No Name!

Ponn hates to double post, and I hate this annoying as fuck dress and hair, but I guess sometimes this kinda stuff just can't be helped...
-Kate


Despite starting out so well, Kate’s visit to Palmyra had all-too-quickly devolved into the cringy absurdity that being in the presence of any Oros seemed to inevitably lead to. Still, she had gotten her photo, and made a few new friends in the process, with the quartet ultimately parting on at least somewhat favorable terms. Yet, perhaps the best part of her trip was the fact that she hadn’t run into the virtually omnipresent druid. Then again, doing so would have been rather unlikely in such a setting, even with its lack of a veil obscuring the supernatural world. The universe to which she’d be traveling next, however, was one in which an encounter with her unnerving stalker seemed like an utter certainty…

The World With No Name was a realm seemingly vomited forth from the fever dreams of some cosmic horror, or a deranged AI story generator, a universe whose every aspect was in a state of near constant flux, its whimsical landscapes shifting like pages in a surreal storybook. Yet, it was also a realm in dire peril, besieged by a horrifying blight known as the Abyssal Convergence. A dark, malignant energy, the Abyssal Convergence corrupted everything it touched, from once-bountiful lands to sentient beings and even magic itself. At first, it was a subtle whisper of darkness, a spectral fog that clung to the fringes of reality, unseen and yet still palpable. As time passed, however, the abyss's insidious touch became ever more pronounced. Verdant forests, once teeming with vibrant flora and fauna, withered beneath its dread-filled breath. Rivers and lakes, once sources of life and vitality, became stagnant pools of despair. Settlements that had once thrived now stood as eerie, abandoned relics of the past, the inhabitants who remained now plagued by dreams tainted with forgotten horrors, their minds and hearts slowly eroded by the relentless shadow. Indeed, from The Wandering Woods to The Sea of Lost Memories, fearful whispers of the Abyssal Convergence’s inexorable advance were ever-present as the once vibrant world continued to grow ever-darker.

Nonetheless, brave souls rose up in defiance of this seemingly unstoppable foe, heroes who stood as beacons of hope as they strove to understand the Abyssal Convergence’s mysterious origins, even as they fought to repel its dark onslaught. One such band of heroes were the motley collection of travelers and native Elementalists who banded together in order to deny the Abyssals’ attempt to corrupt Nexustead, a bustling town at the very heart of The Elemental Enclave. After achieving this great victory, the group traveled to the Lunar Cities nestled within the airborne island chain known as The Harmonious Archipelago for a period of rest and revelry. Floating among the clouds in the highest heavens, each Lunar City was an intricate labyrinth of shimmering towers, crystal pathways, and opalescent domes, the gravity-defying isles upon which they rested connected to one another by ethereal bridges of gleaming moonbeams. Home to the Lunatics, a human-like race with a strong affinity for lunar magic and a close connection to all forms of celestial phenomena, these cities were typically closed to outsiders. Yet, at times of particularly special significance, their shimmering gates opened wide to all, and the night of Kate’s arrival was just such a momentous occasion.

On that enchanted eve, the Lunacy Moon, Luminara (known in the common-tongue as Moonsight), largest of the World With No Name’s three major satellites, waxed full, and so the Lunar Cities were in the midst of an extravagant Full Moon Celebration, a grand and glorious event, filled with magic, music, and revelry under the full moon’s luminous glow. Yet, this wasn’t just any Full Moon, but a Trilunial Convergence, or Triluminum, a rare and highly auspicious celestial event in which all three of The World With No Name’s moons graced the night sky with their full glory, bringing with them an even more significant than usual rise in magical phenomena and metaphysical cosmic alignments. Thus, the Celebration accompanying it would also rise to rarely-witnessed pinnacles of gleaming grandeur and starlit spectacle.

As Kate made her way through the jubilant crowd, the energy and excitement surging around her were palpable. Colorful banners and streamers fluttered in the gentle lunar breeze, while lanterns crafted from moonlight crystals illuminated the city with a soft, ethereal glow, casting enchanting patterns of light and shadow across the moonstone streets. The air was filled with the tantalizing aroma of exotic lunar cuisine, as street vendors and market stalls offered a dazzling array of lunar delicacies. Moon-shaped pastries, shimmering starfruit, and celestial nectar were but a few of the delectable treats available for revelers to enjoy. On the grand stage of the central lunar amphitheater, which normally hosted the members of the lunar forum and esteemed lunar council, renowned lunar musicians and performers now gathered, their melodies weaving a tapestry of enchanting sounds that filled the air with the magical music of the heavenly bodies. Dancers twirled and leaped with graceful abandon, their movements mirroring the celestial dance of the moons and stars above. Overlooking this grand array was the balcony of the grand lunar ballroom, a gleaming hall of shimmering, crystalized moonlight, and it was this elaborate edifice to which Kate ultimately arrived.

It was there that the most esteemed members of Lunatic society could be found, dancing, mingling, and making merry, while bedecked in their glittering celestial finery. Kate herself had reluctantly conceded to arrive in her transformed appearance, her impractically elaborate attire and Rapunzel-esque golden tresses fitting in far better with her refined surroundings than her typical mundane appearance. Yet, even this level of ostentatiousness paled before the young beauty perched upon a gilded throne at the entrance to the grand balcony. Surrounded by glowing moonflowers and adoring revelers alike, she exuded a captivating aura of regal majesty. Bathed in the full moons’ radiance and garbed in opulent attire that rivaled the heavens’ shimmering glory, she seemed the very embodiment of grandeur and allure. Upon one elegant hand was perched a softly glowing lunar butterfly, while her other hand grasped an ornate Royal Scepter, which gleamed with the magic of the Full Moon.

After gazing over the ballroom with an unmistakable air of superiority, the regal maiden addressed the assembled crowd.

“We bid thee greetings, our adoring subjects,” she began, her azure lips curled into a cocky smirk. “Thou art most fortunate indeed to bask in the brilliance of thy queen's presence tonight. Verily, the Full Moons’ grace hath never shone more resplendently, and thus we hath never embodied their glory more magnificently! Oooohh ho ho ho hoooo!” she added in overly dramatic fashion, before raising a delicate hand to cover her mouth and unleashing a peal of supremely haughty laughter.

“Your Majesty, you truly are the fairest ruler of them all,” a handsome young astronomer declared with a overly-embellished bow, his voice filled with awe.

“Of course we art,” the queenly beauty agreed with a smug smirk. “And thou would do well to never forget it, our kind subject.”

“I must say, my queen, the celebrations are always at their grandest whenever you magnanimously deign to grace us with your most august presence,” a portly lunar merchant noted with an approving smile.

“Naturally,” the royal bombshell replied, while giving her luxurious cerulean tresses a dramatic flip. “Our unparalleled beauty and radiance demand nothing less. The celebrations art merely reflections of our own magnificence.”

“Could you tell us more about your Royal Scepter, Your Majesty?” a lunar fairy inquired, clearly enthralled by the lunar queen’s regal radiance.

“This Royal Scepter symbolizes the moons’ choice to grace our most splendiferous self with their unparalleled power,” the celestial monarch replied, her voice filled with haughty imperiousness. “Thou may consider thyself most fortunate indeed to behold it.”

“She truly is a sight to behold, is she not?” a voice from beside Kate spoke up, causing the photographer to quickly whirl around to face its owner, a bearded man of advanced years and stately bearing.

“Uh, yes, yes indeed,” Kate agreed, swiftly composing herself after having been taken off guard. “But, um, she seems a bit… full of herself,” the photographer added in a lower voice. “Though I guess that’s to be expected of royalty, huh?”

“Your words ring true, even if it pains me to admit it,” the bearded man replied with a sigh. “She is not always like this, you know,” he added. “Normally, she is a kind and humble astronomer and lunar mage, one I am honored to say is my finest pupil. Yet, when fair Luminara, the Lunacy Moon, waxes full, she is transformed by its mystical power into the majestic being you see before you, Celestia, radiant Queen of the Full Moon. While this form grants her great beauty and power,” he continued. “It also fills her with a most regrettable vanity and arrogance. Still, I would say the benefits of her mystical metamorphosis far outweigh its negative aspects, and I believe most in attendance this fine eve would be in agreement with such a sentiment.”

“You can say that again,” Kate agreed, glancing back to the adoring crowd gathered around Queen Celestia. “I’m Kate, by the way,” she introduced herself with a small curtsy. “Kate Carson.”

“A pleasure to meet you, Miss Carson,” the bearded man replied. “I am Solonar Solanthis, astronomer, astrologer, lunar mage, celestial sage, and senior member of the Lunar Council. Tell me, Miss Carson, would you happen to be a photographer by chance?” he inquired. “I must say, that is an exquisitely beautiful camera you have there.”

“Yes, that’s correct,” Kate confirmed with a nod. “And thank you,” she added, giving Solonar an appreciative smile. “I have to say, though, I wasn’t expecting anyone around here to know what cameras even were.”

“The ever-inventive and industrious Gnomes produce a wide array of photographic implements,” Solonar explained. “So knowledge of cameras and photography is actually rather common, especially among the learned and well-traveled.”

“Solonar, our loyal and wise mentor!” Queen Celestia called, her imperious voice filled with haughty grandeur. “How good of thee to join us this most luminous eve!”

“It is my great honor and privilege, Your Majesty,” Solonar replied with a bow. “And if I may say, your regal glory is as awe inspiring as ever.”

“Of course it is,” Celestia replied with smug confidence. “The Full Moons grace us with their resplendent presence and fill us with their stupendous power once more. Can thou not feeleth their power coursing through every fiber of thine own being?”

“Indeed, I can, my Queen,” Solonar replied. “The waxing of lunar magic is undeniable, and it imbues your royal majesty with a strength beyond compare.”

“Strength and beauty, Solonar,” Celestia clarified, her voice suffused with vanity. “They art gifts bestowed upon the fair maiden chosen by the Moons to be their divine vessel. Now then,” she added, turning her attention to Kate. “Did we heareth correctly that thy companion is a photographer?”

“You did, indeed, Your Majesty,” Solonar confirmed. “Queen Celestia, please allow me to introduce Miss Kate Carson,” he added, gesturing to the bridal gown bedecked blonde.

“It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Your Majesty,” Kate replied with a curtsy.

“Oh, if this is not a most auspicious turn of events!” Celestia declared with a delighted smile. “If thou art a photographer, then thou simply must taketh our royal portrait!”

“Of course, Your Majesty,” Kate replied as she readied her ornate camera. “It would be my great privilege to do so.” It was hardly the first time she’d photographed royalty, after all, and she doubted it would be the last. Queen Celestia struck a pose, and then…

*SNAP!*

“Okay, all finished,” Kate announced. “Looks like it came out great.”

“Most splendid!” Celestia commended. “We cannot wait to gaze upon it, once the royal framer hath finished applying the proper embellishments, of course.”

“Your Majesty, if I may be so bold, I’ve often wondered about your transformation during these times,” Solonar spoke up. “You become a completely different person, a queen of unparalleled beauty and charisma, one who serves as a most needed beacon amidst the encroaching shadows of these turbulent times. It is truly most extraordinary.”

“We art so very glad thou hath noticed,” Celestia replied as she vainly preened upon her extravagant throne. “It is a transformation worthy of our exalted status. After all, the Full Moons hath chosen our most superlative self to embody their grandeur and allure.”

“Yet, it is also troubling,” Solonar continued, his voice taking on a more thoughtful tone. “I have seen the way it changes you, my Queen. You become far more arrogant and vain during the Full Moon. Is that an aspect of our magic you truly wish to embrace?”

“Solonar, dear friend, vanity and self-assuredness art the hallmarks of a queen,” Celestia replied imperiously. “The world deserves nothing less when the Full Moons’ power flows through our most glorious self!”

“I do not doubt your authority, Queen Celestia,” Solonar replied. “I only ask you to remember that the Full Moons’ magic should be a reflection of our inner selves. Its power, while awe inspiring, should not overshadow the wisdom that guides our choices.”

“Perhaps thou hath a point, Solonar,” Celestia conceded. “The balance between power and humility is a delicate one. We shall strive to remember that, even when we art our queenly self,” she added, giving her mentor an appreciative smile.

“Q-Queen Celestia…?” a young girl inquired, her voice sounding rather timid as she hesitantly approached the majestic queen. “U-Um, I r-really like y-your gown,” she told the moonlight monarch with a shy smile. “I-It’s so very pretty. I-I just can’t stop admiring it…”

“Indeed, it is, our young subject,” Celestia agreed, smiling down at the girl with far more warmth than she had previously displayed. “The Moons spared no expense in crafting an outfit worthy of our regal countenance, one which our subjects would be delighted to gaze upon.”

Just then, the lunar orchestra began a new song, and a flamboyantly-attired Jester of The Eternal Carnival reverently knelt before the Lunar Queen.

“Might I have the honor of a dance, Your Majesty?” he asked, while offering his hand. “Your celestial presence is unmatched among all here gathered.”

“Very well,” Celestia accepted with an overly dramatic sigh, her demeanor one of annoyed condescension, as she reluctantly rose from her gilded throne. “We supposeth we shall allow thee to serve as our consort for a brief time. We art known for our impeccable dancing, after all, so it would be dreadfully remiss of us not to lavish such a captivating sight upon our adoring subjects,” she added with a teasing smirk. “But first,” she continued, twirling away from the Jester to kneel before the young girl who had complimented her regal attire. “We beliveth that thou would maketh a most worthy regent to rule in our stead, while we betaketh our exalted self to the dance floor,” she told the shocked girl with a kind smile. “Would thee be so kind as to sit upon our royal throne?”

“I-I…” the girl stammered. “I’d love to!” she cheered, racing up the throne’s gilded steps.

“Most wonderful,” Celestia nodded approvingly. “Yet, if one is to serve as our regent, they must be garbed in raiment befitting such a lofty station,” she added, before transforming the girl’s outfit into one mirroring the regal extravagance of her own with a wave of her Royal Scepter.

“O-Oh wow!” the girl exclaimed, her eyes sparkling with glee. “T-Thank you, Your Majesty! Thank you so much!”

“Thou art most welcome, dear subject,” Celestia replied warmly. “Now then,” she added, returning her attention to the Jester. “Shall we dance?”

“I am glad to see she has not entirely lost touch with her true self,” Solonar observed as he watched the royal beauty stride into the center of the dance floor, her hips swaying hypnotically.

“And she certainly seems to be enjoying herself,” Kate noted with a chuckle.

“I only hope her other companions are finding equal enjoyment,” Solonar replied. “Moons know it cannot be easy, not while also keeping watch over that bumbling buffoon of a Dreamweaver to ensure he doesn't ruin the celebration with his anarchic antics…” the astronomer added, his voice taking on a more exasperated tone. “Just one lapse in vigilance, and the orchestra might very well find their instruments attempting to devour them…”

“Yikes…” Kate observed, cringing slightly. “Gotta say, that’s pretty messed up.”

“‘Messed up’ does not even begin to describe it, Miss Carson,” Solonar told her with an indignant scowl. “Quincy Safehaven, an ironic name if ever there was one, is a wandering menace to all who have the misfortune of crossing his path,” he explained, his sagely visage contorting into a look of disgust, as if just speaking the Dreamweaver’s name was enough to cause the astromancer physical pain. “Make no mistake, there is nothing ‘safe’ about him. He brings calamity with him wherever he travels. Indeed, he almost brought the Harmonious Archipelago to ruins around a century ago, when he nearly drove King Arion insane after torturing him in his dreams for a full month!”

Well shit… If I didn’t know any better, I’d think this Quincy guy was this universe’s Oros…

“Yeah, that does sound pretty horrible,” Kate agreed. “But, uh, if he did all that, then why would he even be allowed to come here in the first place?”

“Because all are welcome during the Full Moon Celebration,” Solonar replied with a weary sigh. “And because his antics, as horribly disruptive as they might be, are not performed out of any sense of malice, but a genuine, if incredibly misplaced, desire to be of assistance. It is this latter aspect, which endeared him to Lunella, and why she has allowed him a place as one of her traveling companions.”

“Wow, that’s awfully nice of her,” Kate noted. “Especially after everything you’ve said he’s done.”

“Yes, well, it is because of that very attitude that she has won so many loyal friends and allies,” Solonar replied.

Out on the dance floor, all stood in reverent awe of Celestia and the Jester as they twirled and spun, their graceful movements putting all the other dancers to shame.

“Your radiance outshines the very stars themselves, Queen Celestia,” the Jester complimented his royal partner as he dipped the moonlight monarch backwards, allowing one of her shapely legs to rise into the air.

“Obviously,” Celestia replied as she dramatically tossed her head back, her voice filled with smug imperiousness. “It is only fitting that every luminous body in the firmament would envy the presence of their most grand and glorious queen,” she added, rising up to give her partner a supremely confident smirk. With that, the dance drew to a close, and Celestia glided over to a newly-arrived young woman in a shimmering gown. “Stella, our most cherished friend!” the regal beauty exclaimed with a joyful smile. “We bid thee bask in our most majestic presence and regale us with tales of thy starlit wanderings!”

“Tell me, Miss Carson,” Solonar spoke up as he watched Stella employ her lunar magic to create miniature constellations to serve as glittering visuals to accompany the tales of her myriad travels. “What brings a photographer such as yourself to our celestial celebration this eve? Are you merely here to record the moonlit festivities for posterity, or was there something in particular you hoped to photograph?”

“Well, to be perfectly honest, I’d like to take a picture of Oros the Oracle, and I have it on pretty good authority that she’ll be here tonight,” Kate replied. She didn’t have much info on this universe’s Oros, but she knew that any Oros worthy of the name would never miss an opportunity to attend a party, or rather, to crash one…

But the person to crash Kate’s sense of calm would not be Oros, but someone else she was perhaps less fond of.

"It seems that your authority was wrong, Photographer.” Standing right behind Kate was none other than the omnipresent druid, once again seeming to just appear out of thin air. Any attempt to move or line him up with her camera only caused him to shift in a way to be out of her camera frame.

“Oh great, it’s you, Kate muttered, after whirling around to face the source of the familiar voice.

"The Oracle is not one for distractions. She prefers the quiet calm of the wood over the hustle and bustle of civilization.” A hand reached in front of Kate holding a picture of a whistle, which looked like another playing card. "I snapped a picture of your Whistle during your venture into the arcade. I managed to capture its fine craftsmanship. Regrettably, the flash on my camera went off. You don’t appear to have it on you, so I can only assume a pickpocket must have stolen it during the confusion I caused. Maybe you’d feel better if you held onto this picture of it? I’m sure it will turn up in time.”

“What the fu—” Kate snarled, her eyes wide with fury, before abruptly stopping herself. After all, it wouldn’t do to make a scene here, even if she wanted to kick the crap out of the druid where he stood. “What are you even talking about?” she growled through gritted teeth, even as she snatched the picture out of the druid’s hand. “There wasn’t any commotion at the arcade, and even if there was, I’m pretty sure I’d have noticed someone trying to steal something from my inner jacket pocket,” she added. “Unless…” The photographer gasped in utter horror, her face going pale as a terrifying thought occurred to her. “You fucking pervert…” The words might have been said in the faintest whisper, but if looks could kill, then the one Kate was giving the druid would certainly have caused a massacre. “You were never at the arcade,” she hissed, while her shaking hands clenched into fists. “You snuck into Lada’s lab! That’s how you were able to grab my whistle without me noticing, and take one of your shitty pictures of it!” she added, no longer caring if her harsh language might offend Solonar or any of the other nearby party goers. “And it’s awfully funny how whatever you photograph just so happens to mysteriously disappear right afterwards.”

Another hand reached in front of Kate. This time it held an old oil lantern. "Then accept this gift as an apology. The Oracle may not like crowds, but they are not far from here. In fact, they have been waiting for you to show up. Simply light the Lantern in a more relaxed environment and she will find you.” The druid flung the lantern into the air and backed away from Kate.

“Fine,” Kate grumbled, catching the lantern. “But this isn’t over…”

No sooner had she muttered this, then Queen Celestia led her entourage of sycophantic admirers between Kate and the departing druid.

“Now then, where might we findeth our dear Orion?” her moonlit majesty inquired imperiously. “Verily, we did promise to guide him on a most enchanted moonflower viewing, and a royal promise simply must be kept!”

By the time the royal procession had passed by, the druid had completely disappeared into the crowd.

Turning back to Solonar, Kate gave the astrologer a sheepish smile. “Sorry about that,” she apologized. “You, uh, wouldn’t happen to know anything about Oros the Oracle, would you?”

“Oros the Oracle…” Solonar murmured, his brow furrowing in thoughtful concentration. “If memory serves, I believe that is one of the many titles of Oracle Morowa, a renowned Feykin Seer,” he explained. “She makes her abode in Entway, a small village located amongst the sentient trees of the Wandering Woods. Incidentally, we are actually hovering over them at this very moment, so your… ‘acquaintance’s’ claim about her close proximity was indeed true.”

I should have known she’d be in some kinda forest… This is just like Luana all over again…

“I see… Well, thanks for the help,” Kate told Solonar with an appreciative smile. “I guess I’ll be heading off, then.”

“Safe travels, Miss Carson,” Solonar bid her. “May the Moons’ light ever guide your path.”




The floating island palace was quite the spectacle, though the land surrounding it was no less fantastical. Ahead of Kate was a path leading through rolling hills, each covered with hundreds upon thousands of lunar flowers. Each glowed like the moons, lighting up the path ahead. Some were tall enough to be mistaken for trees. Some bobbed and swayed not in the wind, but to some unheard melody. Only for that melody to be heard the further Kate got from the palace. Some of the flowers were doing very unflowery things. One of the flowers was shooting seeds at a heart, which was swaying and dodging as fast as it could. Such a strange place.

But the island didn’t stretch on forever. The closer Kate got to the edge of the island, the fewer flowers there were. To the point where there was nothing ahead of Kate but darkness. Perhaps this was a good time to try out that lamp, less her next step take her for a fall into the Wandering Woods.

But a simple oil lamp by itself couldn’t do much. Without some way to start a fire, it wouldn’t throw much light. But while Kate was considering how to deal with that issue, a shadow flew out of the darkness. The silhouette was difficult to make out against the stars, but its shape became more defined as it got closer. It was vaguely humanoid but had wings. Not like a bird, but an insect. It could have been a fairy, but as it got closer it seemed to be a bit bigger than that.

As the shadow got closer, it produced a tiny flame. It leapt out of its hands and into the lantern, where it began to glow. In contrast to the cool glow of the lunar moons, the flame was warm and orange. The light spilled onto the surrounding flower beds, but it also illuminated the shadow that had come to greet Kate.

What stood before Kate looked like a woman, but couldn’t have been more than three feet tall. Bright red feelers protruded from her head. Opal stones shaped like moth eyes adorned her white hair. Giant moth wings flowed down her back like a cape. Her clothes were reminiscent of the Kukeri, Bulgarian performers who dressed in exotic, fuzzy outfits. Though perhaps the moth woman’s outfit wasn’t quite as extravagant as that.

She watched the flame dance inside the lamp for a moment before looking to the photographer. ”Hello, Kate.” Her voice was soft and quiet. ”I’m Oracle Morowa, though you know me as Oros the Oracle. You are aware of the moon’s effects on our world, and Veritas in particular has a huge effect on my ability to divine the future.” She extended her hand. ”Though I intentionally avoided looking at our encounter. It is not often I get to experience a moment in the present.”

Huh, that was easier than I expected…

“Nice to meet you, Miss Morowa,” Kate replied with a smile, taking the offered hand. She was now in her casual attire, having changed back to her mundane form as soon as she was outside the lunar city. “I’m glad this is such a novelty for you,” she added with a chuckle. “Though, honestly, all I really need is to take your picture, if that’s all right,” she added, holding up her now far less ornate camera to illustrate her point.

”Oh…” Morowa’s shoulders sank. ”Well, regardless, you aren’t in a rush to leave, are you?” She folded her arms behind her back. ”After me, you only have two more to go. I dare say you left your most troublesome marks for last. But I don’t mean to sound like I know your situation perfectly. Just that, as an outside observer, it doesn’t seem like there’s any harm in resting a bit.” The moth woman’s eyes trailed off behind Kate. ”You walked past an entire meadow of glowing flowers to get to me. Did you stop to smell even one?”

“Well, uh, I was kinda in a hurry,” Kate confessed. “But I guess it’s cool if we just chat for a bit. And you’re right,” the photographer added. “I did save those two for last because I thought they might be the most problematic to deal with, but, uh, speaking of problems, there kinda is something else you might be able to help me with. See, there’s this really creepy druid that’s been following me wherever I go, ever since I bumped into him at a fighting tournament,” she explained. “That really wouldn’t be all that bad on its own, but he’s supposedly a photographer, too, and whatever he takes a picture of always seems to ‘mysteriously vanish’,” she continued, making air quotes at the appropriate point. “Thanks to him, I’ve already lost two pretty important pets, so, uh, I was wondering if you might have any insights you could share.”

This caused Morowa’s face to light up. ”Ah! Yes, I can help with that.” She folded her arms in front of herself. ”In fact, I think I remember seeing a druid like that in a vision. One moment.” The moth woman closed her eyes, and the opal stones twinkled like stars in a nebula. ”A druid, right? So a disheveled man? Twigs and leaves sticking out of his hair? And the pictures he takes, they turn into game cards, right? If you could describe one of the pictures…” When Morowa opened her eyes, Kate was holding out the picture of her whistle. ”Yes, I know who that is.” Her arms fell to her sides. ”That is Leshy. He’s a card scrybe, and anything he takes a picture of is turned into a card. The stats, name, and everything else is something that he adds after the fact. But…” She looked at Kate. ”He doesn’t exist. He’s a program and can’t interact with the physical world. Maybe in the greater omniverse he exists as a physical entity, but he’s always been interested in entertaining his players. I’m unsure why he’d be interested in you.” She waved her hands. ”N-not to say you’re not interesting! Just not interesting to him. I think there might be something more going on here.” She placed her hand on her head. ”So you first met him at a fighting tournament? That’s also the first place you went to look for an Oros, right?”

“Actually, I went there as more of a small vacation,” Kate clarified. “That’s not to say I wasn’t doing a little work on the side, but I didn’t get the job to go photograph the multiverse’s various Oroses until after I met ‘Leshy’.”

”That’s quite curious, isn’t it?” Morowa squinted her eyes. ”And this job you’re on, you know your employer, right? Are they the sort to pull pranks? Would they know there was an Oros in your vacation spot and used the opportunity to put something like Leshy against you?”

“Well, we kinda pull pranks on each other,” Kate confessed. “But this job she’s got me workin’ on is way more important to her than pullin’ some stupid prank, especially if that prank’ll hinder my chances of success in getting her what she wants.”

”They’ve been helping you find your marks, right? But if it doesn’t feel in character for her to do something like this, then we’ll have to rule it out for now.” Morowa placed her hand on the card. ”What I know for certain is that this is indeed your whistle. It’s under the effect of a powerful curse that has turned it into a game card. It does seem like you’re dealing with a real life Leshy, right down to the sadistic treatment of his players. But again, the motive isn’t right.” She placed a hand over her mouth and sighed. ”You’re sure that this isn’t Nykannis’s doing? I don’t mean to insist, but they seem to know where you’re headed. If they aren’t operating under Nykannis, they must be working for someone with ties to her. That, or you made someone with powerful divination abilities very upset in the past.”

“Shit, that could be just about anyone…” Kate muttered. “I hate to admit it, but I’ve pissed a lot of people off over the years… Still,” she added, taking a closer look at the card. “If this card is still the whistle, and the other one he gave me is still Gary, then all I’ve gotta do is get him to change ‘em back.”

Or get someone else to do it…

All things considered, this wasn’t nearly as bad as she’d feared. Even if she couldn’t manage to get “Leshy” to revert the cards, it was still almost a certainty that Nykannis would be able to do so. After all, she wanted to see how the Gorelions would fare against these supposed Caustic Bovines, which wouldn’t exactly be possible if they were stuck as playing cards.

”I don’t advise that. If he really is Leshy, he’ll only do it under some twisted set of circumstances. Maybe he’ll return one card to normal while ripping up the other. If you’re on good terms with Nykannis, having her restore them would be better.” She sighed. ”But the bigger issue is that they seem to be stalking you. They could just as easily take a picture of you. But they haven’t, and there has to be a reason for that.” After staring off into space for a bit, Morowa folded her arms. ”Maybe revenge isn’t their goal. If they’re leading you to each Oros, then maybe what they really want is your camera. Or more specifically, details on all of us.” She placed a hand on her forehead. ”I could do more if I knew more. I can’t use Endless Eclipse to divine information on someone I’m not familiar with. It would be one thing if they were standing in front of me, or you had some of their hair. But it must be a relief to know your pets aren’t beyond help.”

“Yeah, I’m positive Nykannis’ll be able to fix ‘em up,” Kate replied. “But I’m still pretty creeped out by the fact Leshy keeps followin’ me around. I mean, if he already knows where ya all are anyways, what’s stoppin’ him from just takin’ pictures of ya himself?” she asked. “As for gettin’ ya close to him, I can’t even seem to get a clear picture of the jackass… Last place I saw him was in the grand ballroom in the city back there,” she added, pointing a thumb at the gleaming moonstone metropolis behind her. “‘Though I’m not particularly thrilled with the thought of makin' a return visit,” the photographer confessed. “And I could be wrong, but you don’t really strike me as the type to enjoy crowded cities, either.”

”I would not go back there for leisure, if that’s what you mean. But I would go if I thought we could find him.” Morowa flapped her wings just enough to get her eye level with Kate. ”I don’t pretend to know his motives, but your cameras do entirely different things. You learn about your subjects, he transforms them into cards. Without any more information, the best I can do is guess what his motives are, which I don’t think is very useful on its own.” The moth woman flew a bit closer to Kate. She could feel the air from her wings beating against her face. ”So you don’t like crowded places? I’m surprised to hear that. I myself do not like noisy environments.” She looked off the edge of the island with a sigh. ”I’d take you for a walk through the walking woods, but I fear it’s not the most interesting place to venture at this time. The island won’t leave much moonlight to see by, and the trees are ever up to their pranks.” A smile crossed her face. ”Though, maybe you’d like to fly across the treetops with me? There’s a nice vista that I’m sure you’d love to see.”

“Oh, uh, I guess…” Kate replied, taken slightly off guard by the change in subject. “But, uh, are ya sure you’re strong enough to carry me?” she inquired with a dubious frown. “I mean, I know I don’t weigh much, but still… Oh, and I don’t have a problem with crowds,” the photographer clarified. “I’d just have to transform if I wanted to go back to the ball, and I’m really not much of a fan of doing that.

”Ah!” Morowa smiled. ”That makes a bit more sense. As an oracle I'm required to wear formal attire all the time. I suppose I’ve simply gotten used to everyone staring.” She pulled a small pouch off of her waistband. ”As light as you are, my wings wouldn’t be able to lift me if I was much heavier. But what really enables us to fly is our moth dust. Just a light dusting and the world will seem lighter, if only for a while.” She began tossing handfuls of dust into the air. It went up in whiteash, but floated back down as twinkling sparkles. ”It’s a lot more fun to fly when you aren’t being suspended by someone who is hugging you from behind. It keeps the bugs out of your teeth too.” After tying up her bag, she extended a hand towards Kate. ”I’ll hold that lamp if you’d like. And, maybe I’ll hold your hand on your first moth assisted flight?”

“Huh…” Kate noted as she watched the shimmering moth dust rain down around her and Morowa. “Uh, sure,” she added, handing the Feykin her lantern, before taking the offered hand. “Lead the way,” Kate instructed with a grin.

Strangely, unlike nearly every other Oros she’d met, the photographer didn’t feel any sense of unease when interacting with Morowa. If anything, the small young woman exuded an aura of calmness and safety, one which seemed to effortlessly engender a sense of trust that should have been utterly absent when in the presence of anyone bearing the title of ‘Oros’.

”Alright.” Her hand closed around Kate’s. ”I suppose we’re ready to fly.” Morowa did not kick off the ground, or even beat her wings. Kate and her seemed to float into the air like a pair of balloons, though it felt more like the world was moving away from them. The lunar flowers started to blend into each other until they looked like a sheet of snow. But eventually they stopped flying up, and Morowa began to fly towards the lunar city. They had to be moving fast, but it didn’t feel like it. Kate could only feel a gentle breeze blow through her hair, and it was as quiet as a whisper.

”Regardless of how big my problems seem on the ground, everything looks small from up here.” Morowa soared over the grand ballroom. ”Mountains, islands, continents, making them small just necessitates altitude. Even the haughty queen and her throne looks small from here. Only the stars and moons are above us, if only until daybreak.” Once they left the city’s borders, Morowa grinned. ”And look, you didn’t even need to dress up for the return trip.”

“Guess you’re right,” Kate replied with a chuckle. The flight really was rather amazing, she had to admit. She’d been flying many times before, but somehow, this was different. Still, as nice as it was, a potential concern nevertheless occurred to her. “Um, aren’t ya ever worried that a monster, or even an abyssal, might attack ya when you’re all alone up here? Or do ya just avoid ‘em with your magic?”

The moth woman looked upward. ”Hmmm, I’m not too worried, no.” She looked ahead. ”Especially not tonight, with my powers being at their strongest. You always need to be careful, of course. Though even if I encountered a monster, I’d just do something like this.”

They corkscrewed through the air before diving off the side of the island. As crazy as the maneuver was, the lantern hardly rattled at all. The flame was steady, and would have moved more had they been sailing on a ship.

From a distance they must have looked like a tiny ember plunging into a black forest. But it was not the trees that Morowa was interested in. Between the jagged silhouettes of the trees was a river. It reflected the night sky like a mirror, and was calm enough as to not create waves. As they got closer, they could see the glow of the lantern reflecting off the water’s surface. Morowa continued to fly lower, until they could see their reflections looking back at them. It was an interesting light arrangement, with the lantern illuminating their bodies and the pale moons giving them an intense rim light. They almost looked like they were glowing.

”As liberating as it can be to fly above the world, there’s a lot to see just by soaring next to it.” She smiled. ”I remember the first time the Seer took me flying through here. I intentionally splashed him and was punished when we got back. He was so mad…”

Despite the suddenness of Morowa’s aerial acrobatics, Kate was never concerned for her safety. Not only did she trust the moth woman, but it didn’t even feel as though they were the ones moving. Rather, the world was moving around them, much like how warp drives worked, now that she thought about it (no, not those warp drives, the other ones). As they flew over the river, the photographer had to admit that the light reflected off the water’s shimmering surface created an ethereal ambiance that was quite beautiful.

“This seer of yours sounds like he needs to chill the fuck out if a harmless little splash got him that pissed off,” Kate noted with a chuckle. “So, uh, did ya know how he was gonna react and just didn’t care, or was that before you fully mastered your divination abilities?” the photographer inquired.

”Future sight is always tricky. Only when Veritas is full can I use my powers to full effect, and only in the moment. That said, I was young and mischievous, and the Seer was strict. I did not care, nor was his reaction a mystery to me.” She smirked. ”Though I must confess, what I did was a little stronger than a splash. He was trying to show my how to fly, when I flew in front of him and did this…”

Morowa lowered her tiny foot into the water. Despite her size, Her speed caused the water to leap behind her in an arc. The effect was a bit like a racing boat going full throttle. It sent water everywhere. Not long afterwards, she raised her foot again.

”...I should also mention that he was a fellow moth like myself. While moth dust allows us majestic flight, It can be washed off. Rain wouldn’t be enough. It would need to be a downpour, a waterfall, or something like the wave I made a moment ago. I didn’t even hear him hit the water.”

“Yikes… That does sound like more than a simple splash,” Kate admitted with a nervous chuckle as she realized that Morowa might be more like a typical Oros than she’d initially thought.

The oracle sighed. ”Of course, I would never do something like that now. Most tree folk like myself start mischievous and mellow out as we age. Is it fair to say that’s the opposite of you?”

“I don’t know if I’d say it’s the opposite,” Kate replied. “All humans are different. For me, personally, I’ve always been pretty mellow on average, but I do enjoy the occasional prank to spice things up,” she added with a grin.

”I couldn’t tell.” Morowa responded with a smile. ”I’m sure Feykin would develop differently if we were more spread out. Humans owe their diversity to their varied upbringings and exposure to other cultures. Speaking of cultures, what’s the most interesting one you’ve encountered?”

“Well, I’ve done a lot of traveling and seen a bunch of crazy stuff,” Kate replied. “But I think the ones that stand out the most are the Cult of the Great White Handkerchief and the Magical Mushroom Cloud Monarchy. There’s also Muttropolis, a city of sentient dogs that worship a giant fire hydrant, keep humans as pets, and are led by two mayors named Cat 1 and Cat 2 (but they’re still dogs). They also randomly turn into giraffes for some reason…”

The rest of the flight was like that. Morowa took Kate to many vistas while asking and answering a myriad of questions. They smelled the salty waters of the ocean, marveled at bioluminescent plankton, and even flew beside a giant whale in the sky. Eventually they stopped speaking and just enjoyed being in each other’s company while viewing the nameless world’s beauty.

Eventually, they came across a volcano. It had long gone extinct, and was covered from top to bottom in trees. The only reason Kate could tell it was a volcano was because it had a hole in the top of it. They started to slow down once Morowa flew them over it.

”We’re here.”

The world started to catch up to them. The volcano seemed to inch forward and swallow them. The moons and stars took a step back as the girls descended. But there was a soft, lavender light at the bottom of the volcano. As they got closer, it became apparent that the glow was caused by some glowing mushrooms, but there were also fireflies flashing about in the darkness. While that wasn’t quite bright enough to illuminate their surroundings, the lamp was. The walls of the volcano had been engraved. Depictions of Feykin going about their simple lives could be seen on every wall. A bird creature drinking from a well, humanoid bugs singing in unison, and even a few moth people like Morowa.

”This is the cave of eternity. It’s an extinct volcano that tunnels directly into the ground. My village performs their burial rights on the mountainside, and then a sculptor comes down here to immortalize them.” Morowa let go of Kate’s hand and floated over to one of the walls. ”Their entire body is engraved on the surface, and some words are written beside them. Just enough to give an impression of who they were.” She ran her hand along the wall, only to stop on a pair of moth lovers. ”I thought it would be a neat place to take a picture.”

“This place is definitely somethin’ else,” Kate agreed as she cast her gaze over the various engravings. “So, uh, I’m guessin’ ya got a personal reason for wantin’ to take a picture here, right?” the photographer inquired. “Like, a particularly significant engraving ya wanna stand by?”

”Yes.” She continued to look at the moth lovers when she spoke. ”This is Thalos and Elara. They were my parents, who lost their lives during an expedition into the heart of the wandering woods. We didn’t have a lot of time together, but I owe a lot of who I am to them.” She looked back at Kate. ”And the village Seer. He finished what my parents started, so to speak.” With a sigh, Morowa turned her entire body towards Kate and held the lantern with both hands. ”This is the first time I’ve been photographed, so if you have any suggestions, I’ll hear them.”

“Oh, um, my condolences…” Kate told Morowa with a sympathetic frown. “My parents passed away when I was pretty young, too,” she added. “I actually got my love of photography from my grandpa, who took me in after they died.”

”I’m glad the two of you had a common interest to share.” The moth woman said. ”I would have never guessed our upbringings were so similar.”

“As for this picture, I’d say everything’s just about perfect,” the photographer noted with a grin. “I can see now why ya wanted this to be the place ya had your first photo taken, and I’ll do my best not to disappoint ya,” she told the Oracle as she readied her camera.

”It’s difficult to be disappointed when you don’t know what to expect.” But that was all Morowa said before her body went still. Her wings beat slow, her grip on the lamp relaxed, and she stared into the camera. All that was left was to wait for her picture to be taken.

And with a click, it was done.

Kate had acquired a photo of yet another Oros, and all of her parameters. Though there was a curious bit of data that scrolled across her camera. It seemed that Morowa was only three months old.

However, although the revelation of the Oracle’s age might have startled some people, Kate wasn’t particularly bothered by it. As a seasoned multiversal traveler, she was well aware of how time moved differently in different universes (or in different parts of the same universe), as well as how different worlds, species, and cultures measured its passage in different ways. Plus, it wasn’t entirely unreasonable to assume Feykin simply matured faster than the average species, counting months as others did decades. Regardless, none of these possibilities changed the fact that Morowa had been the friendliest and most cooperative Oros she’d met thus far, which was really the most important thing, as far as Kate was concerned.

“All done,” the photographer announced with a pleased grin, before retrieving the photograph that emerged from a slot at the bottom of her camera and handing it to Morowa. “Check it out. You can keep that, by the way,” she added. “It’s got a special coating on it that should keep it protected from any kinda harm, so don’t worry about it gettin’ damaged. And, uh, thanks for bein’ so cool about all this,” she told the moth woman. “I really appreciate it.”

”It’s beautiful.” Morowa smiled as she looked over the picture. She brushed her fingers against its surface before hugging it against her chest. ”And it was my pleasure, Kate. I enjoyed our time together.” After eyeing the picture a bit longer, she slipped it inside a satchel beside her moth dust. ”In fact, I’d like a picture of you too, if you don’t mind. Just a memento for tonight.”

“Uh, sure,” Kate replied. “Did you, uh, wanna be in it too?” the photographer asked. “‘Cause it’s gonna look kinda weird if it’s just me,” she added with an awkward grin.

Morowa’s smile grew. ”Oh! I’d love to be in it!l” She floated to Kate’s side and placed an arm around her back. ”Maybe this one we can take against the night sky?” She pointed above them with the lamp.

“Great idea,” Kate replied. “Should look pretty sweet with the three moons in the background.”

”I thought so too.” And with that, the two girls floated out of the volcano together. The dull glow of the fireflies pulled away as they rejoined the night sky. ”What type of picture were you thinking about doing? Are you going to do a, what’s it called? A selfie?”

“Kinda,” Kate replied as she held her camera out in front of herself and Morowa. “Although it won’t exactly be a selfie, since there’s gonna be two of us,” she clarified with a grin.

”You’ll have to forgive me for using the wrong term, we don’t have cameras in this neck of the woods.” Morowa leaned her head on Kate’s shoulder and waited for her to take a picture. It wasn’t long before Kate handed Morowa another photo. ”Ohhh ~” She brought her hand up to her mouth. ”It’s perfect.” She looked at the picture for a moment longer before placing it in her satchel. ”Well, um.” She rubbed her nose. ”I guess this was all sort of a detour for you, but um, would you like some of my moth dust?”

“Uh, sure,” Kate replied. “And don’t worry about wastin’ my time, or anythin’,” she added. “Hangin’ out with ya’s actually been a lot of fun!”

”Ah!” Morowa placed a hand on the side of her face and started blushing. ”You just seemed very motivated to continue your job, but if you want to stick around a bit longer, I don’t mind.” She unfastened the pouch of moth dust from her hip and handed it to Kate. ”But if you really enjoyed yourself, you should stop by again in the future. I doubt I could show you everything I wanted to in one night. And then there’s hearing about your own exploits. I think I could spend an entire evening at home just cooking and listening to your adventures.”

“It’s a deal,” Kate told Morrowa as she took the offered pouch. “And I’ve got plenty of crazy stories to share,” she added with a grin. “Like the time Nykannis and I did a memory extraction on an eldritch horror’s brain, or when I helped my friend Parr rescue his roommate from the Order of the Polished Apple.”

”I would love to hear more about those.” She took Kate’s hand again. ”Then for now, let’s return to the floating islands of the Harmonious Archipelago. There should be a few more sights that look interesting at night. That, and I think it would be wise to let you fly on your own for a bit under my supervision. The Wandering Woods are trickier to navigate at this hour. There are also fewer Leafwraiths to worry about.”

On their flight back up, Morrowa shifted her eyes between Kate and the moon-filled sky. ”I know the other Oroses that you’ve met have been a bit difficult to deal with, but don’t hold it against them.” She smiled. ”Many of them have yet to achieve their goals, or don’t know what they want yet. I have the capacity to be like any of them, but I’ve simply moved past where they are. They’re all good people deep down. So please forgive Joy when you meet her. And Wisdom…” She tipped her head. ”I like to think there’s good in all people, but hers is buried quite deep.”

“Uh, yeah…” Kate replied with a nervous chuckle, the thought of interacting with her final two subjects being far more worrisome than flying unassisted, which the photographer was able to quickly get the hang of. “I’ll do my best to be tolerant of ‘em. I mean, it’s not like I haven’t been cordial to the others I’ve met.” Still, there was a reason she was saving these two for last…

”I know you have. But the next two are going to be quite trying I feel. But you’re a good girl and I’m sure you’ll do the right thing in the end.” She let go of Kate’s hand. She was flying steady. ”You’re a natural it seems. Let’s have a race through the clouds. Just… Don’t splash me.”

“Why would I ever do that?” Kate inquired with a playful grin. “I wouldn’t want anything to happen to the coolest Oros I’ve met so far.”

”...I’m not sure if being the best of the worst is a compliment or not, but I’ll take it.” Morrowa accelerated. ”Right to the finish line!”

As the pair raced into the moonlit clouds, they failed to notice the giant trumpet-chicken as it emerged from the lunar city far below and vomited a stream of rainbow-colored musical notes over the unsuspecting revelers…
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As the head of The Beacon’s Penrose branch, Alicia had many important responsibilities. However, that didn’t mean she couldn’t shuffle them off onto some unfortunate subordinate so that she could patrol the city, just like old times. Such was the case tonight, as the Paladin Seraph leapt from rooftop to rooftop, following the path of her customary patrol route. Although some might consider it risky for a lone magical girl to travel without support in a city as dangerous as Penrose, Alicia was a veteran of many battles, and thus considered herself to be more than a match for most of the threats the city might care to send against her. Yet, most was not all, and as she would soon discover, such would be the case tonight…

Landing in the center of a basketball court between apartment blocks, once the site of magical graffiti that had since been removed, the Paladin Seraph felt a sense of unease, as if she was being watched. An instant later, the source of this feeling presented themselves, as a ring of twelve figures materialized out of nowhere to surround her. They all looked completely identical, taking the form of featureless young women in generic magical girl outfits, as if they were nothing more than three dimensional outlines, or silhouettes.

“Alicia Hayden,” they greeted as one. “We are the Genericans,” one of the figures announced. “And we have chosen to appear before you now, so that you may be inducted into our ranks as a protector of Generica, the nondescript realm of meaningless banality.”

Coming to a stop with her weapon at the ready, Alicia’s gaze moved between the assembled figures as she tried to determine if they were a threat or not. Clearly not an immediate one since they hadn’t attempted an ambush, but it was never wise to assume when dealing with magical girls.

Then they revealed their purpose here, leaving her taken aback as she recoiled. “Wait, what?” It took her another moment to actually catch up with her thoughts. “If this is some kind of practical joke it’s not a bad one, but I think I’m insulted regardless.”

“Insulted?” one of the girls asked.

“Why ever for?” another inquired.

“You are a paragon of monotony, utterly devoid of ambitions, goals, or objectives, beyond the most base purpose of ‘protecting this city’,” a third stated flatly.

“Indeed, despite your ostensibly high station in your faction’s local hierarchy, you remain a perfect encapsulation of the ideal featureless figurehead,” a forth declared without a hint of derision.

“Therefore, it is only natural that we would seek you out,” a fifth continued. “You serve as an inspiration to all Genericans, and we would be honored to count you among our number in the never-ending battle against distinction.”

Listening to the group, Alicia felt her anger rising higher in her throat as they laid down their reason for coming to her. But some part of her recognized that an argument probably wouldn’t be worth it given the circumstances. She had much better things to waste her time on than something like this. So she opted for the blunt approach.

“The answer is no.” Having given her firm rejection, she turned and began walking away. “I’m going now. Don’t bother me again.”

However, she wouldn’t get far as the Genericans only tightened and contracted their ring around her.

“What reason do you have for giving this response?” one of their number inquired.

“Do you feel we are in error?” another asked. “That you are not the perfect candidate we claim you to be?”

“Do you truly believe you have even some slight degree of importance here?” a third continued.

Her hand gripping her bow tighter, Alicia’s gaze swept the circle once more as they closed in. “I’m giving a serious effort to not resolve this with violence, I think that makes me pretty significant to you right now.”

“Like, she totally wotally does~! a cheerful voice called out.



Looking up, the gathering would see a pastel pink figure in a cute, glittery outfit standing on the edge of a nearby rooftop. Leaping off it a second later, the bubbly girl descended to the ground via bouncing along a series of small, sparkling pink clouds with smiling faces, which appeared in the air like a series of impromptu steps. Upon reaching the pavement, she skipped her way over to the group, but not before noticing a hopscotch court outlined in chalk and playing a spontaneous game, much to the giggling girl’s obvious delight. Reaching the circle, she knelt down and crawled her way inside, her passage unopposed by the gathered Genericans. Once she was next to Alicia, she sprung to her feet and spread her arms wide.

“Like, HI, everybodywody~! (giggle!)” she greeted with a bright and innocent smile.

“Ah, Magical Dream Princess,” one of the Genericans noted impassively. “Despite your considerable level of significance, we shall permit your intrusion in these matters.”

“Princess,” another added, pointing at the Paladin Seraph. “You claim this individual possesses some measure of importance, yet, can you even tell us her name?”

“Like, of coursey worsey she can~!” MDP insisted with an enthusiastic nod. “Like, her namey wamey is…” the whimsical girl’s voice trailed off as a look of confusion entered her eyes. “I-It’s… Ummm…” she stalled as she produced a small, pink, glitter and sticker encrusted book and began feverishly turning its pages. “I-It’s… Alicia Wecia~!” she declared triumphantly, before quickly closing her book. “She’s a super duper important wortant Beacon Weacon person worsen, and Kimble Wimble’s girlfriend wirlfriend~! (giggle!)” she added happily.

“Ah, yes,” a Generican noted, as their entire company nodded in unison. “The former feline monster girl, whom Miss Hayden liberated from Justine von Visceral and took under her wing. Kimble herself would have us believe that this tenuous connection subsequently blossomed into a full romantic relationship.”

“Indeed, she would insist that the two of you are nothing less than fated soulmates,” another added.

“Yet, any objective observation will reveal that you barely tolerate her attempts at affection,” the first continued. “You look upon the poor creature with pity at best, and annoyance at worst.”

“Like, that’s totally wotally not true!” MDP protested with an indignant frown. “Not at allsie wallsie!” she added with an emphatic stomp of one foot. “Alicia Wecia wuvs Kimble Wimble lots and lots and lots! she added adamantly, before turning to face Alicia. “Like, tell them how super duper wrongy ongy they aresie!” she insisted. “Tell them how you and Kimble Wimble totally wotally are super duper wuvy dovey soulmate wolmates! Tell them, Alicia Wecia!”

Somehow the arrival of Magical Dream Princess wasn’t a total shock to Alicia. She supposed that with all of the weird stuff going on already, the girl’s particular brand of weirdness wasn’t too out of left field when added to everything. At least Magical Dream Princess was willing to speak in her defense, though she did not expect the conversation to veer towards her romantic life.

She could have become prickly over it, but controlled herself enough to avoid that. Instead she focused on the truth of the matter, since she figured that would be more productive than making something up. “I wouldn’t go so far as to say we’re soulmates. I’m not even sure romantic soulmates exist,” she admitted. But she did not stop there. “But I do care about her and I’m happy when I spend time with her, regardless of whether or not we’re ‘soulmates’. Besides, I’m only in my twenties. There’s plenty of time for us to see where life ends up leading.”

“Like, maybe waybe you don’t believe in soulmate wolmates,” MDP conceded. “But you still wuv Kimble Wimble, right Alicia Wecia?!” the Princess of Dreams pressed.

“Yes, I love her,” Alicia agreed with a firm nod.

“Very well,” a Generican declared. “We concede that you truly do have genuine romantic feelings for Kimble. Yet, we remain to be convinced of your distinctive importance.”

“For instance,” another continued. “Although you are ostensibly the leader of The Beacon’s Penrose branch, the leadership abilities you have displayed to date have been exceedingly lackluster.”

“Indeed,” a third added. “At nearly every turn, you present yourself as more of a passive follower, rather than a proactive leader.”

“Such submissive behavior would have been overlooked, had you remained at your former station,” a fourth noted. “But with your ascent to the rank of Paladin Seraph, such can no longer be the case.”

“What have either of you to say in response to this?” a fifth inquired.

“Umm, Magical Dream Princess doesn’t know Alicia Wecia super duper well…” MDP replied with a small frown. “But, like, she still thinkie winkies Alicia Wecia is a super duper leader weader person werson~!” the bubbly girl added. “Like, during wuring that one timey wimey when we attacky wackied Mariettey Wettey’s placey wacey, Alicia Wecia probably wobably gave lots and lots of important wortant order worders~!” the whimsical girl noted. “Even weven if Magical Dream Princess doesn’t remember wember any wany of them right nowie…”

“You are referring to the attack orchestrated by Justine von Visceral,” a Generican stated flatly. “One that Miss Hayden simply followed along with.”

“Magical Dream Princess guesses wesses that’s true…” MDP conceded. “But, like, everybodywody split upsie wupsie, and, like, Alicia Wecia was in chargey wargey of our groupy woupy!” she added with an indignant pout.

“Miss Hayden,” one of the Genericans spoke up. “Can you truly say you served as leader of this group? Can you truly say you coordinated their efforts in a meaningful way?”

An eyebrow rose as the topic turned to the quality of her leadership. “A leader is defined by how well they can adapt as well as how proactive they are,” she pointed out. “Since we came back and found the Ascendancy had taken over the city, I’ve been successful in bringing back girls who had previously been disillusioned with Beacon, won over the Cardinal here, and I’ve even begun to convince the Ascendancy members stationed here that they may have been mistaken in their handling of the situation.”

But that did not directly answer their question, and she shifted to focus on that. “I will admit, the raid didn’t go exactly as I had hoped it would. I certainly had intended to finish off whoever won that fight, though everything worked out anyways. But yes, I helped come up with the plan, I guided one of the teams through the traps, and I tried to get as many people out alive as I could.”

“Perhaps you did indeed serve as a competent commander,” a Generican admitted.

“Yet, can you offer any proof with which to demonstrate that you actually played an important role in any of the major events of the past several months?” a second inquired. “That your actions played a pivotal role in deciding their outcome?”

Growing increasingly annoyed with the Genericans, Alicia paused to take a deep breath and calm herself down by recalling her Vow. Patience was difficult, especially with these guys, but it was the Virtue she had sworn to hold to. Once she had done that, she wracked her brain to come up with an answer.

“Well, I was directly involved in preventing a Horror from manifesting in our dimension,” she pointed out with a small shrug. Sure, she hadn’t been in charge of the branch at the time, but it was still something. Nonetheless she was well aware that they might not accept an answer like that. “Beyond that, you’re right. I haven’t played a pivotal role influencing how stuff goes. Which sucks, by the way. I was looking forward to a showdown or two. All I can say is that I’ve helped people, like Janet or Penny, who have gone on to impact events themselves.”

“A showdown, you say?” A Generican inquired.

“How very curious,” another noted.

“Tell us, did these desired engagements not occur because of reasons beyond your control, or simply because you were content to play the part of a passive bystander, rather than actively working to bring them about?” the first questioned.

Huffing once more, Alicia’s face held a frown as she recalled those events. “At least in the case of Justine and Mariette, they were fighting each other, I got intercepted by another girl in the battle, and by the time I was finished with that Mariette fled, Justine was defeated and taken by the Cradle, and the pocket dimension was falling apart. And then I guess stuff happened that made it not worth a fight anymore.

Beyond that…hm, I guess there was that person who orchestrated the deaths at the Rave. Still no idea where they went off to.”
Maybe she hadn’t gotten over it as much as she might have hoped.

“So it was all due to an improbable string of bad luck?” a Generican asked.

“That’s what it soundy woundies like~!” MDP replied happily. “So, like, none of that stuffy wuffy is Alicia Wecia’s faulty waulty at allsie wallsie~! (giggle!)”
“Perhaps,” another Generican granted. “Yet, there is still the matter of personal goals and objectives to consider,” they continued.

“Indeed,” another agreed. “There are many others in this city who lack any form of grand significance or high station, yet, they still possess a greater degree of distinction than you, Miss Hayden, due to a combination of their idiosyncratic personality traits and their struggles to achieve goals of great personal significance.”

“Consider Mayra McCullough,” a third went on. “At first glance, she is little more than a minor minion, a tool employed to accomplish the objectives of more meaningful individuals. However, her distinctive personality traits combine to form a memorable and compelling presence, one that has allowed her to endear herself to many.”

“Then there is Mariette Pedersen,” a forth continued. “A major player who, like you, has also seen the majority of her schemes and plots end in ignoble failure, yet, unlike you, still possesses enough distinctive personal quirks, or ‘charm points’, to keep her from fading into nondescript obscurity.”

“Then there are those like Connie Williams,” a fifth noted. “Individuals who are not part of any major faction or power group, individuals who possess no great leadership or charismatic abilities, and yet still remain notable entities due to their personalities and desire to achieve something significant, either for themselves, or for someone dear to them.”

“None of these individuals would ever be suitable to join our ranks,” a sixth declared. “But you, Miss Hayden appear to possess none of these traits. If this were a story, you would be little more than a background character, one swiftly forgotten upon leaving the page.”

“It is this type of forgettable, faceless individual that we Genericans search the cosmos for,” a seventh explained. “And it is a moment of great celebration when we find one.”

“But, like, Alicia Wecia isn’t faceless waceless!” MDP protested with an indignant pout. “Like, she totally wotally has a facey wacey!” the whimsical girl added, gesturing at the Paladin Seraph’s annoyed visage. “And, like, maybe waybe Magical Dream Princess forgot her namey wamey beforsie worsie, but her memory wemory is, like, super duper terrible werrible, so, like, that shouldn’t wouldn’t county wounty!”

“There is nothing to distinguish Miss Hayden from a generic member of her organization,” a Generican responded. “Therefore, we hold to our assertion that she should join with us, for that is her true calling.”

“Like, Magical Dream Princess thinkie winkies Alicia Wecia probably wobably has lots and lots of stuffy wuffy that makes her super duper special wecial!” MDP shot back. “Even weven if Magical Dream Princess doesn’t know what they aresie warsie, Alicia Wecia totally wotally does~! (giggle!) So, like, tell them, Alicia Wecia~!” the bubbly girl insisted. “Tell them, tell them, tell them, like, right nowie~!”

“What is this meta question,” Alicia grumbled. “I’m a lie detector, not a mind reader. How am I supposed to know what people find memorable about me compared to other people. I don’t even know who that first person you mentioned is.”

“Like, Mayra Wayra is a super duper toughy wuffy dragon wagon person werson, and Magical Dream Princess’s friendy wendy~! (giggle!)” MDP explained with her typical cheerful exuberance.

“Meta question?” a Generican inquired.

“In what way do you believe this to be the case?” another asked.

“Indeed,” a third added. “We simply wish to know if there are any unique traits or qualities that you believe allow you to stand out from amongst the rest of your peers.”

Though as it would turn out, someone else was watching Alicia that night. A girl in an orange and black space suit floated out of the darkness and landed between MDP and Alicia.

”Is someone having an identity crisis? Have no fear, the Knight of Tonight is here!” She placed a hand on MDP’s head. ”Thank you for believing in me. In fact, you believed in me so much that I just became real!” She laughed like a classic superhero. ”MDP, would you like me to see if I can convince these meanies to stop picking on Alicia?”

Alicia could tell that was a lie, with or without her power to detect as much. But it at least seemed like this knight of the stars was looking to help.
What the fuck!?

Speaking of stars, massive ones now filled MDP’s widened eyes, as she stared up at the new arrival, her bright smile spreading from ear to ear.

“Wowie zowie~! Ashley Washley’s realsie wealsie nowie~?! YAAAAY~!!!” she cheered in childish delight, and perhaps a little too loudly for everyone in such close proximity… “Like, thatsie watsie makey wakies Magical Dream Princess soooo super duper happy wappy~! (giggle!)” the whimsical girl added, clapping her hands together and bouncing up and down, before giving the Knight of Tonight a big hug. “And, like, Magical Dream Princess would, like, totally wotally wuv to see you helpy welpy~! (giggle!)”

“....Yeah, sure,” Alicia said after a moment. Some part of her wondered if MDP had set all this up, perhaps unintentionally, but what was one more weird thing here? Her luck stat wasn’t high enough to explain all of this.

”Haha! Alright…” The corner of Ashley’s lip twitched, but she wrapped one of her arms around MDP anyway. ”Alicia has unique attributes, or at least, attributes that at one time were unique. When Victoria Reales was giving her speech about uniting Penrose’s monster and mundane populations, Alicia was the only one who opposed it. There was another Beacon girl there and even she wanted to go along with the idea. Obviously Alicia has relaxed her stance on monster girls, or maybe it just became more nuanced over time. She’s dating one and convinced the Ascendancy to take a less extreme approach, but she still has her concerns. Her ‘quirk’ has shifted from her stance on corrupt magical girls to her own perseverance.” She lightly bumped Alicia’s shoulder with her fist. ”She’s the one straight laced rock in Beacon. Maybe you don’t find her as interesting as an all powerful robot, a bisexual magician, a lucky rabbit girl, or a hammer girl with glasses, but she’s the one Beacon girl who’s resisted the most change. Penny joined Beacon early on, but she’s since gone off to make her own empire. Alicia is the only one who personally saw Victoria Reales and is still as she was. You might find her boring, but she’s not generic.” Her eyes drifted down to Alicia’s legs. ”Also I’ve heard her leg game is really good, but you’d have to go to New York to confirm it.”

“Fascinating…” a Generican murmured. “So you would have us believe that her steadfast lack of personal development is the very thing that sets her apart from her vastly more noteworthy and nuanced contemporaries?”

”Is that what you’re taking away from this?” Ashley groaned. ”Look, there are two types of people in this world: People that need to change, and people who don’t need to. Alicia is more like your Batman, Superman, or Captain America type. She’s pretty much the best version of who she can be. If she changes, it’s probably going to be for the worst. That’s what I mean by she resists change.” She placed her hands on her hips. ”You guys just got done talking up Connie. All she’s done since arriving in Penrose is stutter and be pathetic. The only time she’s deviated from that was when she took a road trip, and what sort of long term implications did that have? She’s exactly who she was when she left. If she’s not a candidate for a Generican, then why is Alicia? Is it because she doesn’t have a speech impediment?”

“We are afraid we must dispute that claim,” one of the Genericans responded. “Connie Williams has, in fact, made significant progress since becoming a magical girl.”

“Indeed,” another agreed. “For instance, she has gained considerable mastery over her powers, despite her fear of them.”

“And on the subject of her fears,” a third continued. “She has done much to overcome several of them.”

“She has also made a not inconsiderable number of new friends, when at the start of her magical girl journey, she had but one,” a fourth pointed out.

“As to your claim that the events that occurred during her recent trip to New York have had no substantial effect on her, we must also disagree,” said a fifth. “If anything, it has given her an even greater resolve to improve herself.”

“Finally, we wish to make one small correction,” a sixth noted. “Connie Williams has lived in Penrose her entire life, so to say she ‘arrived’ is in error.”

“Unless you are referring to her arrival in the Penrose magical community,” a seventh added.

”Nah, I just assumed she was from elsewhere because almost everyone else is. She’s not really on my radar, but I take interest in anyone who leaves Penrose for anything.” She scratched the side of her head. ”But I hadn’t realized you guys were such Connie connoisseurs. She still hasn’t evolved past being a mostly scared, mostly awkward girl who needs friends. But I guess if I was thinking, I’d have suggested Gaia instead, but why does any of that matter? The takeaway is that there isn’t a single magical girl that’s been active in Penrose as long as Alicia has without compromising themselves in some way. Not because Alicia ‘lacks personal development,’ but because she believes in her vow of patience. Sure, it would be fun to see Alicia snap and push Justine’s shit in, but she stands by her vow even when it doesn’t benefit her organization.”

“Perhaps you are correct,” a Generican conceded. “Remaining true to oneself in opposition to any and all external forces is indeed a noteworthy characteristic.”

“That said,” another added. “We must dispute your assertion that Gaia, aka Mia Cooper, is devoid of uniqueness.”

“Yes,” a third concurred. “In addition to her personality shift between her mundane and magical personas, Miss Cooper’s sisterly bond with Connie Williams is far more noteworthy and meaningful than the ostensible romantic bond Miss Hayden and Miss Kimble claim to share.”

”Whateeeeeeeeeeever you guys say…” Ashley rolled her eyes.

During this exchange, MDP struggled to follow the rapid flow of words, but one particular point stood out, causing the whimsical girl no small amount of indignation. “Like, Connie Wonnie’s not pathetic wetic at allsie wallsie, Ashley Washley!” the whimsical girl snapped as she glared up at the Knight of Tonight with a hurt expression. “Like, take that backsie wacksie right nowie!”

Ashley spun on her heel and kneeled in front of MDP. ”Hey! Come on now!” She was grinning ear to ear. ”Sometimes you need to use strong language to figure out what the other person’s thinking. I don’t think she’s pathetic, in fact, I think she’s very brave and strong for coming as far as she has.” She placed a hand on top of MDP’s head and pushed her hand side to side. ”I’m sorry I said that about one of your friends. Do you forgive me?”

Upon hearing Ashley’s apology, MDP’s upset frown quickly shifted into a joyful smile. “Like, Magical Dream Princess totally wotally forgivey wiveies you, Ashley Washley~! (giggle!)” the whimsical girl replied as she gave the Knight of Tonight another hug.

Alicia had an easier time keeping up, which was unfortunate because it meant she could hear it all. Her annoyance was rising, and once again she found herself wondering if she should be insulted. Was it too late to go back and make this a fight scene?

“I don’t think I could have put it any better myself,” she said after a moment. “Are we done here?”

“Yes, Miss Hayden,” a Generican confirmed. “We concede that we were in error regarding your status as a suitable candidate to join our ranks, and we shall now take our leave.”

With that, all twelve Genericans seemed to merge into one, before slowly striking a generic magical girl salute pose and vanishing in a flash of light.

“Like, bye bye, magical wagical silhouettey wetty people weple~! (giggle!)” MDP called with an enthusiastic wave, before returning her hyperactive attention to Alicia and Ashley. “Like, now that thatsie whatsie’s finished winished, do you wanna do something womething funsie wunsie together wether~?!” she asked excitedly, her cute, smiling visage getting perhaps a little too close to the pair of young women for comfort. “Do you~?! Do you~?! Do you~?!”

Alicia let out a small sigh of relief as Genericans made their exit. She didn’t really feel a sense of relief that it had worked out, she was just glad that it was over. Any longer and that temptation might have become too strong to ignore. With that finished, she considered continuing her patrol before dismissing the idea. After all of that she needed something destress.

Then she was approached by Dream Princess, and the notion of ‘destressing’ vanished into thin air as well. As much as Alicia would like to decline, she really didn’t have anything more pressing at the moment. So she put her best foot forwards and sucked up any discomfort she might feel. “Sure,” she agreed, glancing over to Ashley to see if she was going to find an excuse to leave or not.

”I don’t see any reason to decline!” She laughed, but Alicia was pretty sure she could hear her grumble “fuck me” under her breath, and not in a tone that suggested it was a request. ”It’s been a while since I’ve spent a night out on the town, and…” Ashley stopped talking when she heard a basketball bounce. Once, twice, three times. A figure stepped into the light. Short in stature, wearing a long gothic shirt and lavender colored hair.

”A basketball court…” She continued to slow dribble the ball towards the other girls. ”I find a street court to be a rather interesting place to hold a debate. In basketball, you have two teams that are trying to score points. They’re passing the ball, maneuvering around opponents, trying to block their shots, It flows much the same way as a debate, doesn’t it.” She caught the ball under her arm and smiled at the other girls present. ”In a debate, you’re trying to get your point across while blocking your opponents. Yes, I think this is a very good analogy, and undoubtedly why something like this happened here. A shame that the least valuable player on your team was Alicia herself. I would have thought she’d have been the most motivated to tell off those goons, but she left it to a voyeur and a simpleton.”

Ashley blinked. ”Aria Rizzo?”

”The one and only.” She bowed her head with a dramatic wave of her arm. ”So tell me, Alicia, what do you plan on doing in the upcoming conflict? I imagine someone of your station must have put forth an incredible battle plan for the day of the attack. Complete with contingencies should Mint or Sanctuary use the opportunity to seize more power over Penrose. Certainly you don’t plan on just leaving it to those dirty monster lovers, hmmm?”

Before they could move on, the group was approached once more. Turning to the newcomer, Alicia was not thrilled to hear what the subject that the person had decided to bring up was. “A friend of yours?” she asked as she glanced over to Ashley once again.

”You could say we’ve encountered each other a few times.” The Knight of Tonight bit her lip. ”She’s not bad, but she can be a little mischievous… and sassy.”

Her arms folded over her chest, Alicia tapped her foot on the asphalt as she regarded all the stuff that the new arrival was saying. “Alright, first of all, I don’t have to explain anything to you. I don’t even know who you are. Secondly, I don’t know where this impression that I’m opposed to the Sanctuary came from. If monster girls are working to overcome their instincts, then we should support them. Thirdly, it sure would be convenient for me to discuss any hypothetical plans I have in a place where someone could scry it, though I’m sure the Mint expects a betrayal anyways.”

”I’m glad you gave me an itemized list, that makes things much easier to respond to. Here, let me do it for you.” She started to count her fingers back to Alicia. ”Number one, I wasn’t expecting you to respond going by your interaction with the Genericans. You seemed more than happy to let others speak on your behalf. Number two, I never said you opposed Sanctuary, I asked if you had a contingency in place should they try anything, which seems reasonable since she was thrown out of your organization. Number three, all of my questions were rhetorical and required no answer. You’re just a wallflower, so obviously you’re going to go with the flow. Little more than a turd that’s been flushed down the sewer.” Aria quickly looked at MDP. ”Yes? You were saying?”

MDP, who had been growing increasingly distressed as she listened to the new arrival’s words, finally decided to speak up upon being directly addressed. “Like, Magical Dream Princess doesn’t know who you aresie waresie, but, like, she thinkie winkies that you’re a super duper meanie weanie head, and that you should totally wotally apolowologisey wisey to Alicia Wecia right nowie!” she shouted, while glowering at the lilac-haired young woman and stomping one foot.

”Yes, yes that is a very magical dream princess thing to contribute. But tell me, am I incorrect?” She spun the basketball on the tip of her finger. ”I mean we’ve established that she’s not generic. It’s plain to see that no one in Penrose is quite like her. But being a snowflake doesn’t make you interesting, does it? I mean, the Ascendancy is made up of a group of really powerful magical girls, and while they all have really broken powers, cool outfits, yadda yadda, I struggle to remember anything interesting about them. I mean we all remember Rachel because she’s the big cheese, but like, what’s Leena’s deal? Has Violette done anything of note other than look adorably cross eyed? Has Tsuki even been in Penrose? I assume she has, yet I can’t remember a single thing she’s done. I wonder if you were an Ascendancy plant from the start.”

The Knight of Tonight looked to Alicia again. ”She’s something of an ‘observer’ type, you know? Spends a lot of time-”

”So tell me Alicia.” Aria looked squarely at Ashley. The basketball was still spinning on her finger. ”When’s the last time you did something cool?”

”Why are you looking at me?”

”Because I want someone who can give a satisfactory answer.” Her eyes darted between Ashley and MDP.

“Well then, you guys can figure that out amongst yourselves,” Alicia said at last, her efforts at being patient finally boiling over. This was sounding an awful lot like the conversation that just ended, and with no threat of some weirdo cult hanging over her head anymore she didn’t see a reason to subject herself to another person with some inexplicable axe to grind.

Turning to Magical Dream Princess, she gave the girl a small nod. “It was nice to see you again.” Then to Ashley. “Maybe I’ll see you around one of these days.” With that, she turned away from all of them and walked away. She had the feeling that being back at HQ would be less stressful than all this, somehow.

“Like, Magical Dream Princess still wants to have funsie wunsie, Alicia Wecia!” MDP protested, tears beginning to fill her innocent eyes. “Like, let’s just leave this meanie weanie head behindsie windsie, and forget all about the awful wawful stuffy wuffy she’s saying waying!” the whimsical girl added. “‘Cause, like, you’re a super duper cooly wooly person werson, and, like, if this meanie weanie head doesn’t understsandy wandy why, then she’s just a super duper dummy wummy!” she finished, sticking her tongue out at Aria.

”Ah! So that’s it!” Aria pointed up in the air. ”This world is like a painting, and the people who inhabit it are the paint. A masterwork does not try to draw your attention to every brushstroke, but instead, it captures your imagination with just a few bold lines! In other words, if everyone stood out, nobody would!” She looked between MDP and KoT. ”Imagine if the world was filled with bubbly delinquent minded simpletons and covert voyeurs? The two of you would be out of a job! I’d be asking Alicia what makes the lot of you so special!” She picked up her basketball with both hands. ”I was about to propose a course correction, but I don’t think that’s necessary or even warranted at this point. Yes, I think I’m all done with Penrose. Done with the observations and data collection. My play only has an act or two left before I draw the curtain.” She raised the basketball over her head. ”May you all applaud the performance!” She chucked the basketball into the ground, causing it to burst. And with that, she was gone.

Ashley rubbed the back of her head. ”Heh, um, well how about you have fun with Alicia. I’ll just um, make sure that meanie doesn’t follow you guys, okay?”

“Awww… Magical Dream Princess wanted to have funsie wunsie with Ashley Washly, too…” MDP pouted. “But, like, she guesses wesses keeping weeping that meanie weanie away is probably wobably more important wortant,” she conceded, before massively brightening as she turned to Alicia with a gleeful smile. “Like, Magical Dream Princess knows~! We can watch those magical wagical girl video wideos you gotsie wotsie at the Christmas Whistmas party warty~!” the Princess of Dreams declared with eager excitement. “After thatsie whatsie, Magical Dream Princess is positive wositive you’ll feel lots better wetter~! (giggle!)”

"...Sure. That'd be fun," Alicia agreed as she was joined by Magical Dream Princess in her exit. It certainly couldn't be worse.
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Chapter Nine-
Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Part Five- Kurai Majokko, The Dark Magical Girls!

Oh, look, another arcade! I'm sure this will go a lot better than the last time I visited one of these places! (nervous laughter)
-Kate


On a particular stretch of coastline, on a particular universe’s version of Japan, could be found a rather generic metropolis. Beside it, was an equally generic suburb, although this particular suburb, Hibusa Town, was a bit more shadowed and somber than most. It was home to the Detention Club, a group of Dark Magical Girls under the leadership of Rei “Schrade” Ishiko, who spent their evenings culling the streets of the amorphous amalgamations of negative emotions known as Miseria. Hibusa Town also had an arcade, and it was there, that Kate was waiting for her subject to appear.

After her surprisingly enjoyable encounter with Oros the Oracle, the photographer couldn’t help but get the ominous feeling that the next Oros on her list would more than make up for Morowa’s welcome lack of unpleasantness. Indeed, the Oros of this universe was the one Kate was dreading interacting with the most, yet, there was still a chance such a meeting wouldn’t even need to take place, and it was this fragile hope that the photographer clung to as she watched her subject step into view beyond the arcade’s front window…

There she is… Kate thought to herself as she observed an excitedly bouncing goth girl through her camera’s viewfinder. And it looks like she’s already living up to her name…

Suki “Oros the Joyful” Oyama was almost without a doubt the most unpleasant Oros Kate had yet to encounter, taking the already lustful, perverted, handsy, personal-space-invading tendencies of an average Oros and cranking them all up to eleven. Thus, to avoid an even more traumatic reiteration of her last arcade encounter with an Oros, the diminutive photographer had chosen to hide herself in a darkened corner of the arcade and surreptitiously photograph her subject while peeking around the corner of an ancient Lunar Lander machine. Triple checking to ensure her flash was off, Kate focused on Suki, pressed down on the shutter button, and then…

Someone tapped her on the shoulder.

“Gah!” Kate yelped in shock, before whirling around to find an impassive, dark-haired girl. “W-Where the heck did you come from?!” It was bad enough that someone had found her hiding spot and been able to sneak up on her completely unnoticed, but far worse was the fact that they had completely ruined her shot of Suki, something that Kate doubted was a simple coincidence…

Before the girl could respond, her phone buzzed, alerting her to the fact that it had just received a voice mail. It took the strange girl several seconds to finally react, slowly pulling out her phone to listen to the message with a blank look on her face. As the message began to play, the girl finally spoke. ”Behind you.”

“Wha…?” Kate began, whipping her head around to see if Suki had moved, before turning to look back at the weird girl when she realized the perky goth was still bouncing in place. “Wait… You mean you’ve been hiding back here this whole time? the photographer asked, her voice and visage filled with confusion. 

Who the fuck even is this girl…?

Kate wouldn’t see it, but as soon as she looked away, Suki stopped her bouncing and walked out of view. Then her voice poured through the phone. 

”Hey Rainbow! I’m already at the Yen Dungeon, but I’ve heard some enticing rumors and I wanted to share them with you since this isn’t going to be strictly for playing games.” She giggled. ”Another magical girl came to town, but this time it’s a light girl. She’s a foreign beauty named Kate Carson. She’s a brunette with hair that cradles her head like a helmet. It’s neck length with just a few rebellious strands sticking out here and there. Her eyes look like pretty blue sapphires that glisten like the ocean, with marble white skin that’s free of blemishes. She also wears a red blazer with a white hood, and she’s got a black undershirt that’s cut just low enough for her collar bones to peek out of. She’s sixteen, but looks younger because she’s on the short side and is as flat as you are. Oh but Rainbow, when she transforms, she’sinapristinewhiteweddingdressandicantevenqueeeeeeeeeee ~” At this part of the call one would be forgiven if they thought a pig had decided to squeal into Oros’s phone. ”And the best part? She’s a photographer, and she’s planning on taking a picture of me. Even though she’s a light girl and a little shy, I guess she has a perverted side, so she takes pictures of girls she likes. I have it on good authority that she’s going to try and take a picture of me at the Yen Dungeon. She simply can’t leave without that photo. In fact, she’s so into the photography thing that she has a custom camera for it. I think it’s ‘Nickin’ this’ brand or something? Point is Rainbow, this could be my big chance! So if you see a girl with that description, just call me.” The phone beeped again. Apparently Oros sent out another message while “Rainbow” was listening to this one. ”Oh! I got a better idea! I just saw Mr Shen leave the Yen Dungeon. I’m going to sneak out back and look at everything through the surveillance system. If you see her enter the arcade, just stall her and give her the ol’ Oros the Joyful greeting!” 

The message ended. While a voice asked if Rainbow wanted to save or delete the messages, a camera’s electric motor hummed as it looked straight at their positions.

What. The. Fuck? 

With each new word of Suki’s message, Kate’s eyes had widened ever larger and her “marble white skin” had grown increasingly paler, even as her body began to shudder in horror.

How the fuck does she know all that about me?! the photographer screamed internally. No one should even know I’m here! Unless…

Yes, she realized with dreadful certainty, it had to be his doing. At that very moment, she resolved to give the druid a flying kick to the nuts the next time they crossed paths. But that was something for future Kate to take delight in. Right now, she had more immediate concerns, like the fact that the girl before her was obviously Suki’s partner, Tsubomi, and that Suki herself, or rather, Oros the Joyful, would soon be joining them…

“Alright, fine,” she sighed in weary resignation. “Let’s just get this over with. But just to clarify,” she added. “I’m not a ‘light girl’, or a pervert. I’m just an ordinary freelance photographer who was hired to take a picture. That’s all. So don’t get any crazy ideas, okay?”

As Kate began explaining her totally not a pervert status, Tsubomi seemed to finally register the message. She clicked to save it, and lazily looked back up from her phone to look at Kate. ”Okay.”

Several seconds passed. ”Who hired you? Why do they want a picture?”

“I was hired by my friend, Nikki,” Kate replied, sounding almost as tired and done with life as Tsubomi did. “She’s a fan of magical girls, and Suki caught her attention,” she explained, hoping it would be sufficient to mollify this strange girl’s concerns.

And speaking of concerns, what little peace that may have existed within the arcade vanished as both girls could hear someone taking slow, labored breaths. Oros the Joyful peaked out from behind an arcade machine the two were “hiding” behind with a giant smile. Even the folks at glasgow couldn’t smile like that. She stepped totally into view and looked down at Kate as if she was desert after an especially decadent meal. 

”Ah! I see you overheard my conversation. That wasn’t really meant for you, I just talk to my friends in a particular way.” She poked her chest with all of her fingers. ”I’m the one you’re looking for. I had no idea I had a secret admirer. Do you think Nikki would like to meet me? Maybe if you brought me back with you and were like ‘I got you a picture, but look what else I got?’ And then I could pop out of her birthday cake and she’d cry tears of joy.” 

Kate couldn’t help but cringe at Oros the Joyful’s sudden appearance, but she still managed to retain most of her composure.

“Well, first off, Nikki’s kinda socially awkward,” the photographer explained, holding up a finger for emphasis. “And second,” she added, holding up another finger. “She can get extremely violent, so I don’t really think havin’ ya show up to surprise her would be a particularly good idea.” 

”In other words, she’s the opposite of you.” Oros spread her hands and stepped closer to Kate. ”Which is just as well! Honestly, I have a hard time picturing someone much cuter than you are! What I was told truly does not compare to what I see. Oh, I actually feel inspired.” She cleared her throat. ”Your hair is like my morning coffee: It’s dark in color, has a nice aroma, and I can’t wait to press my lips against it!”

Tsubomi, for her part, stood almost as still as a statue as Suki appeared and began her barely-restrained activities. As the other girl began to give her compliments, Tsubomi put her phone away. ”No haiku, this time.”

Kate visibly recoiled when Oros started talking about kissing her hair. “Uh, t-that’s a nice, um, poem…?” the photographer replied with a nervous chuckle. “But I’m not really into girls that way, so, uh, I think whoever told you about me might’ve had the wrong idea,” she added, holding up her hands in a probably feeble effort to halt Oros’s advance. “S-So, um, I-I’ll just take that picture now and be on my way…”

”Oh you can take as many pictures as you want. But first you’ve gotta transform!” She was starting to pant like a dog. ”It’s not every day we get a new magical girl in town! Least of all one that doesn’t run away as soon as I show up!” 

Tsubomi nodded, slowly but surely, in camaraderie with her partner. ”That’s rare.”

“Not like I had much choice…” Kate muttered. A part of her was screaming to just snap a quick picture and run away as fast as she could, but memories of Morowa’s request to try and treat her next two subjects with kindness entered her mind unbidden, forcing her to rethink that course of action. Plus, even if she did try to run, she doubted she’d manage to get very far… “Okay, look, I absolutely hate transforming, but if indulging your sick fetish is the only way I can get a picture, then fine, I’ll do it,” the photographer conceded with a tired sigh. “But first, I want you to promise me you’ll stick to staring. No touching,” she added, holding up a finger for emphasis. “Second, I’m only gonna stay transformed long enough to take the picture, then I’m changin’ right back, so try not to blink.”

”Not even hand holding?!”

“No touching,” Kate reiterated in a flat deadpan.

”B-but I wanted to do some marriage roleplay!” She pouted. ”But okay…” 

”... Should Suki get a picture too?” 

As quick as it had left, Oros’s smile returned. ”That’s a great idea!” She reached under Tsubomi’s armpits and picked her up like she were a cat. She then swapped places with Tsubomi before setting her back down again. ”Here, you can take a picture with this.” she handed Tsubomi one of her cellphones before looking back at Kate. ”You’d better be smiling when She takes your picture…” She straightened out her posture. ”I guess there’s no reason to hesitate. Show us what you’re made of!”

After sighing and rolling her eyes in exasperation, Kate muttered, “Picture perfect.” There was a swirling of mystical energies, followed by a bright flash. When it faded, the photographer was wearing an overwhelmingly elaborate and comically impractical wedding dress, while her hair had gone from black to blonde, and lengthened to such a degree that it rivaled even Rapunzel’s famous tresses. Looking up at Tsubomi, the blushing bride smiled as best as she could under the circumstances and, once the picture had been taken, she turned to give Suki a weary stare. “You happy now?” she asked, her annoyance clear in her voice.

But Suki wasn’t really in a position to answer Kate. Sure, she was there physically. The blood witch was on her knees with her hands folded together, mouth agape, as if she had just heard the voice of god. Her eyes continued to dilate the longer she looked at Kate. Noises were coming out of Oros’s throat, but they failed to convey anything in a language anyone present could understand. While she babbled, her skin started to change color. Suki’s flesh was so red that it was indistinguishable from her blood soaked  dress.  The temperature difference between her body and the environment was so great that it caused a fog to form around her. Her jaw swung all the way open and she blasted steam into the air, whistling like a boiling kettle. She disappeared behind a veil of white smoke.

Then, without much warning, Oros’s torso rose out of the smoke. Her shrinking irises were replaced with heart eyes. ”Oh Kate, happy does not even begin to describe it! I thought you were lovely before, but seeing my white princess in uniform Has me all-” Her eyes frantically darted all over Kate. ”Your flaxen hair shimmers like fields of wheat, the luster of your skin is only matched by the gold you wear, And those ribbons…. Gah!” Something in Suki’s nose ruptured, and a high pressure stream of blood shot out of her nose. She sank back to her knees with a blissful smile on her face, even as her blood ran down her face. 

”That’s a really good one.” Tsubomi finally said. ”She doesn’t react that way to just anyone.” 

“Gah!” Kate yelped as she rapidly crawled backwards after a torrent of blood shot from Suki’s nose with all the force of a pressure hose. “G-Glad you enjoyed it,” she muttered once she’d gotten a safe distance away. “Now, mind if I take that snapshot?” the photographer asked, holding up her much more ornate golden, jewel covered, camera. “I’d ask if you wanted to get cleaned up first, but since you’re a blood witch and all, I think it’s fine if I photograph you as-is,” she added with a wry smirk.

”Sure!” In the next moment, Oros the Joyful looked no worse for wear than she had prior to witnessing Kate’s transformation. ”Just let me do the pose!” And with that, she hopped to her feet  and spread her legs. She had one hand on her hip and her other was making a sideways peace sign right beside her eye. It would have looked just like the pose sailor moon uses if it weren’t for the bloody tendrils raised over her head. ”Ta-da!”

Rising to her feet as well, Kate raised her camera, took careful aim, and…

*SNAP!*

“Okay, that should do it,” the photographer declared with an approving nod as she looked over her camera’s display. “Guess I’ll be headin’ out now,” she added, while shifting back to her mundane appearance. “Uh, have fun playin’ games, or whatever.” 

”Yea, playin’ games…” The corners of Oros’s lips stretched as she squinted her eyes. ”You know how you’re going to leave and never come back again? I was thinking we should do something a little crazy to remember our fateful encounter.” She started to walk towards Kate.

Of course you were…

“What did you have in mind?” Kate asked wearily as she slowly backed away from the blood witch.

”Somehow, I think you already know!” With laughter that could belong to a cherub or an imp, Oros sprinted towards Kate, arms spread, eyes filled with hearts. Her tongue hung out of her mouth like she was a dog that stuck their head out of a moving vehicle.

Eyes going wide in horror, Kate dodged to the side, placing a nearby arcade machine between herself and the slobbering blood witch, before frantically trying to find the best escape route. 

“Shitshitshitshitshit! the photographer swore as she darted between the blocky arcade cabinets, her slight form able to squeeze through gaps impassable for an average-sized person. Yet, for all her “evasive maneuvers”, Oros remained hard on her heels (in more ways than one). “I thought we agreed to no touching!” Kate called behind her as she continued her flight.

”One yes after a thousand nos is still a yes!” Oros chased Kate through the arcade from the ceiling. Bright red spider legs dug into the ceiling and skittered after the photographer like a spider. Suki’s shadow loomed in the corners of Kate’s vision wherever she went.

Damn it, I shoulda Freeze Framed that crazy bitch when I had the chance, even if it meant havin’ to deal with her creepy pal, ‘cause anything’s better than this!

Kate was about to squeeze between another pair of arcade cabinets when she got stuck. Or more specifically, a bloody tendril coiled around her ankle. The bloodwitch dropped to the ground and touched her fingers together. ”Kate! You’re stuck! I know you’re nervous, but I’m not going to do anything lewd, okay? Not right away at least. I’m just going to pull you out, so don’t struggle too much.” Not that Kate could fight back if she wanted to. And if she could, she’d need to produce something fairly strong to break Oros out of her trance. A second tendril coiled around Kate’s waist and pulled her out from the arcade machines and into Oros’s arms. ”I’m not going to do anything that you don’t want me to do, okay? So just take a deep breath.” She placed her chin on Kate’s shoulder. ”Nobody wants to hurt you.”

Although her natural instinct was to panic and try to escape, Kate knew that it was beyond pointless, and so she resigned herself to being dragged into Oros’s waiting arms. “You’ll forgive me if I call bullshit,” the photographer muttered, even as she tried not to cringe too hard at the blood witch’s close proximity.

”If I end up doing something lewd, it’s going to be because you want it to happen!” With a hop, Oros landed on a seat for a driving game. A silent demo played on screen while it waited for its next player. ”But I’m fine just sitting like this with you in my lap.” Largely because regardless of how repulsive someone found Oros, regardless of their common decency, loyalty to other partners, sexual preference, or anything else that might get in the way, someone touching Oros would eventually become infatuated with her. For a normal human this took a few seconds, but magical girls could resist the effect for much longer. A kiss would speed the process up, but Kate wasn’t struggling, and there was no reason to rush what was Oros’s favorite part of meeting light girls. 

“Gah!” Kate yelped as she was abruptly dragged into a game booth. However, although she was still in unnervingly close proximity to Oros (and more precisely, sitting on her lap), the photographer did her best to distract herself by focusing on the racing game’s demo screen. Now that she thought about it, this might not actually be all that bad. If all she had to do was sit here and watch a game being played, it would actually be less bothersome than what Lada had done to poor…

”... You said no touching…” Tsubomi, finally reacting to Kate’s comment as she began fleeing a moment ago, spoke aloud as her head lolled towards where Kate was just grabbed from.



”Eh?” Oros looked at Tsubomi out of the corner of her eye. ”I-I mean she did say no touching, b-b-b-b-but she wasn’t very specific! I mean, she was clearly talking about her magical girl form! And I did! I kept my hands to myself! At great harm to myself! Restraining myself always causes nose bleeds!” She pointed at her nose. ”You saw it, right? A-and Kate is free to change her mind. Sitting here with me isn’t so bad, is it, babe?”

“On a scale of one to ten, I’d have to say it’s a negative fifteen, Kate deadpanned. “And I meant both forms,” she clarified pointedly. “Though I wouldn’t expect you to abide by it either way,” she added with a tired sigh.

Oros nodded. ”Well, I have a feeling we’ll move up to negative ten before long!” 

”Suki, you’re cheating.” Tsubomi wasn’t particularly concerned, not that she ever was, but Oros had gotten in trouble with the boss before for doing stuff like this, at least in a public place.



”Cheating?” She raised an eyebrow. ”This girl has no respect for us. If she could take a picture of me without my permission, she’d have done it! Why should I honor a deal made with someone like that?” She hugged Kate tighter. ”It doesn’t sound like this is a surprise for her either. Why don’t I become the freak she thinks I am?”

Suki, Oros, in all her infinite wisdom had decided to try to make an emotional appeal to her apathetic empath of a partner. It took a few seconds for her to process the question, but when she did… ”Boss said to tell Earthshaker when you do this. She’ll get mad at you.”

”Is that right?” There was disbelief in her voice. ”Well, I never cared about what any of them thought…” She looked at Kate. Oros mouthed something that even she couldn’t hear before patting her head. Then her arm moved away and her tendril placed Kate on the ground. Oros looked off into the distance without making eye contact with anyone.

“W-Wha…?” was all Kate could stammer as Oros released her. “Well, that was unexpected…” she mumbled as she brushed herself off. She was still in a bit of a daze, and at first, she wondered if she wasn’t just hallucinating things. Yet, as seconds passed, the photographer realized Oros’s creepy pal actually had managed to talk the blood witch into letting her go. “Uh, thanks for the help,” she told Tsubomi with an awkward smile. 

Truthfully, Tsubomi didn’t tend to act compassionate when she wasn’t in her magical form, but for the sake of making sure Suki didn’t do something else she’d get in trouble for, she placed a hand on her shoulder. ”Maybe she’ll stay around for a meal… If you keep your hands off?”

Although Kate desperately wanted to flee the arcade as fast as possible, she had promised Morowa she’d make an effort to be nice to Suki, and she did feel indebted to Tsubomi for her recent help…

“Y-Yeah, fine,” she conceded. “W-We can hang out some more, and even get some food, just as long as you don’t make it weird.”

”Well, I’m not hungry.” Oros brushed Tsubomi’s hand off of her shoulder before hopping off of the seat. She fished a cigarette out of the same magical place all magical girls seemed to keep their belongings, followed by a zippo lighter that looked like the ace of hearts. While she walked, she slipped the cigarette between her lips and lit it up. She didn’t look back, not even when she pushed her way through the front door.

“Welp, I tried bein’ nice,” Kate said with a shrug as she watched Oros depart. “Not my fault she’s such a fuckin’ pervert…” the photographer added under her breath.

”...” Tsubomi expected Suki to jump at the idea to cook for Kate, but this was fine too. She shrugged, waved at Kate, and followed after her partner.

As she watched the strange pair depart, Kate gave voice to a sigh of relief. While a (very) small part of her might have felt bad about the way things had ended, a far larger part was just glad her interaction with Oros the Joyful was finally over. It had also, by some twisted miracle, and despite the druid’s best efforts, actually been less embarrassingly uncomfortable than her meeting with Lada had been.

What were the odds?

Not wanting to chance crossing paths with Suki again, Kate made her way to the arcade’s rear exit and surreptitiously snuck into the back alley beyond. She was just about to make her departure, when the sound of a loud *VOP!* suddenly drew her attention to a spot further down the alley. There, amidst a rapidly dissipating swirl of shimmering golden particles, was a strange machine. It was composed of several concentric, spinning circles, arranged in a way that called to mind a gyroscope, and, sitting in a small, cushioned chair at its center, and attired in almost comically dapper fashion, was an equally small… dog?

“Holy shit…” Kate murmured. Parr?!

“Miss Kate!” the comical canine exclaimed, leaping out of his still-spinning contraption and rushing over to the stunned photographer, his tail rapidly wagging in delight. “Oh, how it brings me such joy to be greeted by a familiar face after so very great a time!”

“It’s good to see you again, too, pal,” Kate replied with an amused chuckle. “It sure has been a while.”

“It has indeed!” Parr agreed, nodding his head. “But whatever are you doing here?” he inquired. “According to my instruments, this isn’t my home universe, so… Goodness me! Have you become lost in the myriad reality plenums of the multiverse as well?!”

“Not exactly, Kate replied with an awkward grin. You know how much of a traveler I am,” she added. “I was just here for a quick photo op. In fact, I was gettin’ ready to leave when you showed up.”

“My goodness!” Parr exclaimed. “What a most splendid stroke of good fortune! If you possess the ability to navigate the paths between plenums, then might I beg your assistance in pointing me in the direction of my home universe? You see,” he continued. “After creating the cross-world conveyance behind me, I suffered quite the catastrophic setback, when what was to be a routine test run sent me spiraling off into the uncharted depths of the multiverse! Hopelessly lost in the infinite infinities, I had begun to despair of ever returning home, but, now, at long last, my path has crossed with a dear friend capable of aiding my own dreadfully deficient efforts! Oh joyous day!”

”... Oh, one of them won the game.” a familiar voice observed. ”Do you know each other?”

Whirling around, Kate was greeted with the sight of Suki and Tsubomi entering the alley, and her heart sank.

“Great… Of fucking course you two would follow me back here…” Kate muttered. “Yeah,” the photographer added in a louder voice. “This is Parr,” she introduced, gesturing to the dapper dog. “He’s an old friend.”

Oros looked at Parr, then back at Tsubomi as she walked closer to the dapper hound. Once she was in front of Parr, she squatted down and looked him over. "An old friend, eh?” she folded her arms. "You’re pretty lucky Mr Parr. I only met Kate today and I can tell she’s something special.” She stood back up and rubbed the back of her head.  "So um, sorry for earlier.” She nodded at Kate. "It’s just been a rough week, and I was really excited to meet you. If you guys want, I can cook us something. Talking over a meal might make for better ambience than the back of an arcade.” She rubbed the back of her head. "Also, can I pet Parr? Are you cool with pets?”

“Oh, yes,” Parr replied. “Such a kindness would be most appreciated, my dear young lady!” he added, wagging his tail eager anticipation. “As would your generous offer of a personally cooked meal! Indeed, having an amiable chat with friends new and old, while enjoying what I am certain shall be a most marvelous repast, would serve as a most superlative way to celebrate both my reunion with Miss Kate, and my long-awaited return home! Oh, but goodness me!” he exclaimed a moment later. “I do believe we have yet to be formally introduced! As Miss Kate has already told you, I am Parrthineas E. Doxxon The First, or Parr, for short,” he continued, removing his hat and giving a small bow of his head. “Now then, how might I address you lovely young ladies?” he inquired.

Oros paused. "Oh right! Uh, when I’m working, it’s Oros the Joyful. But Joy or Oros works too!” She extended one of her fingers and stroked the bridge of his muzzle. "And that’s Tsubomi behind me. ” Her fingers slipped between his eyes as she started to pet the back of his head. "She’s kind of weird, but she’s okay. Say hello, Tsubomi!”

Tsubomi waved at the dog. ”Hi, doggy. How much was the… pot? The pot, anyway? Must’ve been good to get all… this?”

“I do apologize, Miss Tsubomi,” Parr replied. “But I am afraid that I am completely at a loss as to what you mean. Please, what is this ‘pot’ you refer to?”

Meanwhile, Kate was simply watching the proceedings with the look of someone who was dying a little more inside with each passing second. Finally, she spoke up. “Fine, apology accepted,” she told Oros with a tired sigh. “And I guess we can have some food,” the photographer added. “But wouldn’t it be easier to just get some pizza back at the arcade?” she asked, pointing her thumb at the building in question.

"Eh?” Suki raised an eyebrow. "As cute as Parr is, I don’t think Mr Shen would approve of a dog being in his establishment, regardless of how good their manners were. Also, everything is made with processed meats and salt, which isn’t good for a dog’s tummy.” She placed her hands on her hips. "When I make food for Tsubomi we gather around a picnic area. It’s well lit, secluded, nobody’s going to bother us and the food will get made on the spot with fresh ingredients.” She sighed. "I know you have your guard up, but trust me. I’m not trying to guide you into my super sexy dungeon to make you do lewd things.” She looked off to the side. "I wonder if there’s a world where I even have a super sexy dungeon… Anyway, the prices are high too. I don’t recommend it.”

“Well, obviously I wasn’t thinking of bringing Parr inside,” Kate replied with a dramatic eye roll. “I was thinking we could get the pizza and eat it out here. I mean, he’s also got this machine of his, and I doubt he’d wanna just leave it here unattended,” she added.

“Oh, not to worry!” Parr reassured her. “My Syllogismobile is fully capable of subspace mass conversion for ease of storage!” To demonstrate, he tapped a button on his wristwatch, and the strange machine swiftly shrank down to the size of a marble, which was then picked up and placed into a vest pocket. “Quite convenient, wouldn’t you say?”

“Okaaay…” Kate sighed in clear exasperation. “Then I guess we’ll be dining at Suki’s, or rather, Oros’s picnic tables. I’m sure your food won’t be highly toxic or do anything crazy like turn into a monster and try to eat me,” the photographer added pointedly as she turned to give the blood witch a “I’m so done with this” expression.

"Not since I revamped the recipe!” Oros reassured Kate with a smile. 

”Didn’t you win a poker game?” Tsubomi finally responded to Parr’s question. Was he not one of the dogs in that painting?

“Hmmm… I do not recall ever playing a game of that name in my life,” Parr replied after a moment’s thought. “Perhaps you have me confused with someone else. Or perhaps it is a game I shall play in the future, and news of my upcoming victory has reached even here!” he added, seeming quite thrilled by the possibility.

Well, regardless of Parr not being famous like she thought, Tsubomi decided it was best to get going before getting caught up in the meal. She walked over to Suki with her trademark slow steps and tapped her on the shoulder, holding out Suki’s phone that she had taken the picture with. As soon as she took it, Tsubomi spoke up. ”Sorry to have made you upset.” And with that, she departed for her home, not looking back at the girls and dog.

The phone felt heavy in Suki’s hand. She found herself biting her lip as she watched Tsubomi leave the alley and turn out of sight. She continued to stare in the direction she had left in before her eyes moved to her phone. With a snort, she put the phone away without looking at the pictures. "Like I said, weird.” Oros kicked a stone. "Um, yea, this way…” 







The “picnic area” turned out to actually be nothing more than a brick slab patio behind a group home on the outskirts of town, surrounded by dense woodland. Four wooden picnic tables were scattered about it, and, upon arriving, Parr and Kate took a seat at the closest one. 

"I wasn’t expecting anyone to show up today, heh. But dinner shouldn’t be long,” Oros told them. "Do you guys want anything to drink? We’ve got all kinds of juices, and some seltzer. There’s milk too. I think there’s a few beers left, but someone might have had them this evening.” 

“I would very much like some apple juice, if you have it,” Parr spoke up from where he sat opposite Kate.

“I guess I’ll have some lemonade,” Kate added in a tired deadpan. “So, uh, what exactly are you making us, anyway?” she asked.

"Well, there’s this recipe I typically make. It’s just sort of a concoction of my favorite foods. But uh, you know, I’m going to change the recipe a little bit so that everyone can enjoy it.” She rubbed her arm. "So um, I’ll be back shortly. With the drinks.” She excused herself with a bow.



There’s no way this can end well… Kate thought to herself glumly as she watched Oros enter the building, before turning her attention to Parr in an attempt to focus her mind on something, anything, other than the impending “meal”.

“So, uh, ya said ya couldn’t get back home?” Kate asked.

“Yes, that is quite correct,” Parr confirmed with a nod. “Thus, if you would be kind enough to provide me with its trans-plenumic coordinates, I would be most appreciative!”

“Well, I could do that,” Kate replied. “But ya said that contraption ya made was a Syllogismobile, right? I’m not exactly an expert, but don’t those things work by just focusing on your destination?”

“They do, indeed. Although there are a multitude of high-order mathematical equations involved as well,” Parr explained.

“So, why don’t ya just do that then?” Kate asked. “Y’know, just think of home strongly enough and ‘bam!’, you’re there, just like Dorothy’s slippers.”

“My goodness, Miss Kate!” Parr exclaimed, his eyes going wide. “What a positively ingenious idea!”

“I have my moments,” Kate said with an amused grin.

“I’m afraid I don’t know of this ‘Dorothy’ person,” Parr continued. “But simply employing fond memories of home to attune myself to its plenumic frequency is actually a most viable solution to my current predicament! Indeed, it’s now so painfully obvious that I don’t know why I didn’t think of it myself!”

“You probably would have figured it out eventually,” Kate reassured him.

“Oh, I simply cannot thank you enough, Miss Kate!” Parr gushed, taking one of her hands with both of his paws. “I am truly in your debt! If there’s anything I can do to repay this great kindness, you need only say the word!”

“Can you get me out of this meal?” Kate muttered.

A moment later, the door to the kitchen swung open and Suki (now in her mundane appearance) marched over to the picnic table. She set the drinks down in front of her guests and, after eyeing them for a second, swapped them. She had delivered them to the wrong recipient initially. 

"You guys want ice? I mean, the drinks are cold, just…” She squeezed her wrist. 

“Uh, sure?” Kate replied with a lopsided frown.

“Oh that sounds delightful!” Parr added with far more enthusiasm. “Thank you so very much for the kind offer, Miss…” his voice trailed off as he paused to look his host up and down. “My goodness, Miss Oros! Did you perhaps do something with your hair?” he inquired. “I must say, it makes you look like a completely different person!”

Oros hadn’t forgotten to transform back, she just didn’t really care. Kate knew who she was, and Parr was likely going to make himself scarce before long. "It must be the hair, let me fix that up.”

With that, Suki walked back into the kitchen. 

“Uh, I’m pretty sure that’s just her normal appearance,” Kate told her canine companion. “She’s a magical girl,” the photographer explained. “She can change into a different form, sorta like how I can with my camera.”

“Oh, how positively extraordinary!” Parr declared. “I must say, transmutation abilities never cease to amaze!”

The next instant, a now transformed Suki bolted out the front door. She glanced over her shoulder once before arriving at the table. 

"Someone hid the ice, but I found it.” Her tendrils set the table in record time. Though that was largely because of how small the gathering was. Once the plates and utensils were out, Oros lifted the lid off of the pan and gave it a sniff. "I’ve never made it this way before, but it looks mostly normal? Usually the color’s a little darker.” Suki dolled out some pink and violet colored “food” onto everyone’s plate before sitting down next to Parr. "Well, you don’t have to wait for me. Dig in.”

If one looked at the dog safe version of Endless Eclipse long enough, they might hear the screams of tormented souls echoing out from beyond the dish. Even the porcelain plates seemed like they wanted to get as far away from what they were topped with as possible.

Holy fuck 

“Looks… delicious…” Kate said in a voice utterly devoid of sincerity as she cringed away from her plate and fought the urge not to gag.

“Oh my!” Parr exclaimed as he gazed down at the “food” in awe. “How absolutely fascinating! This looks just like the eldritch meat moss Miss Alura created for Professor Reed’s transmutation class! Don’t you agree, Miss Kate?”

“Uh, yeah…” Kate replied with a gulp. “It actually kinda does…

“Oh, but since Miss Oros couldn’t possibly know anything about that, I suppose it’s just a sublimely charming coincidence!” Parr added with a jovial chuckle as he smiled up at their host.

Yet, despite his exuberance, Parr mirrored Kate in not making even the slightest motion towards the utensils, something Oros was sure to pick up on.


Oros picked up her spoon. "Yea, I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone called Alura.” The spoon made an audible squishing sound as it cut into the “eldritch meat moss.” When Oros lifted her spoon, it almost picked up the plate with it. Whatever Oros had made, it was very thick, and very sticky. She bit her concoction off of her spoon and started to chew. Oros had to open her mouth wide to properly chew it, and the multicolored mass had stuck to her teeth like molasse. "Huh, it’s not that bad. I think I prefer the original recipe though.” She cleaned her teeth with her tongue before going for a second spoonful. "Are you guys going to try it?” She asked without looking. 

“Uh… I think I might choke if I ate this…” Kate replied. 

“I am hardly an expert, but perhaps if you cooked it some more so that it hardened a bit, it might make for a far more palatable treat,” Parr suggested.

"You’re not even going to try it then?” Suki asked. She set down her spoon. "Not even a nibble? Not even…a lick?” Her hands trembled. Oros looked between Kate and Parr, and then she cracked a smile. Shortly afterwards, she laughed. "Right, right, Kate’s at her limit. It’s probably taking the last of her willpower to just endure a meal with me. But I’m a little disappointed with you, Parr.” She lifted her spoon to her lips. "You’re trying to pass yourself off as a gentleman, but you won’t even try something that I made specifically for you. Moreover, you think you can tell me how to improve it without even tasting it.” She narrowed her eyes. "I’m also very disappointed with your thinly veiled mockery of my food. How would you feel if I said something you made looked like ‘eldritch meat moss’? ”

“B-But I would never mock a meal so painstakingly crafted!” Parr stammered, clearly taken aback by Oros’s claims. “I meant that comparison as a compliment! A-And I suppose it would do no harm to have a small taste…” he added, cautiously bringing his muzzle up to the mound of goop and giving it the most tentative of licks.


A smile lazily crept across Oros’s face. She leaned towards Parr, stretching her arm across his back and placing it on his hip. "Well? How is it?” 

“It’s… actually rather sweet,” Parr replied after a moment’s thought. “In fact, it bears an uncanny resemblance to frosted bubblegum taffy!”

“I’ll, uh, take your word for it,” Kate added with a dubious frown.

"Oh really?” She pulled Parr into her lap and folded her arms across his chest. "I can’t say I’ve ever had that, maybe I’ll have to try it some time.” Oros giggled. Then she raised her hand until it was under Parr’s chin, and elevated it until they were both looking at each other. "Though maybe, you can tell me if the taste compares to this…” She closed her eyes and placed her lips over Parr’s. Her grip on him tightened as she pulled him into a hug.

Parr, clearly caught off guard by this latest development, could do little more than squirm in discomfort as Oros showered him with “affection”. But as soon as he started struggling, Oros stopped. Something was off. Normally when she kissed someone they really enjoyed it, but this dog was different.

Kate, on the other hand, didn’t even try to hide her disgust. 

“Okay, that is just gross,” the photographer stated, her cringing visage one of complete revulsion. “I mean, I know you’re desperate, but come on.

"No, you don’t have a clue how desperate I am.” Oros turned her blood red eyes on Kate. "You were born with a silver spoon in your mouth. You have people who love you. You get to explore the world. You don’t get to judge people who are ‘beneath you’.” She whipped out a cigarette. " I had hoped that prostrating myself would be enough. Were the ice cubes not cold enough? Did the chef not have enough Michelin stars?” She raised her hands. "Why are you even here? This was a choice, and the only thing I’ve seen you do is mope and complain and-”. She pointed behind herself with her cigarette. "Go. You got your picture. Go, just go! Parr, it was nice to meet you, but you should go too. Both of you just go. Go!

“M-My goodness…” Parr stammered after finally overcoming his initial shock. “M-Miss Oros, I…”

“I only came here because I promised someone I’d try to be nice to you,” Kate snapped at their host. “But ya sure don’t make it easy! First ya assault me, then ya try to poison me, and ya wonder why I’m so uncomfortable?! Come on, Parr,” she told the confused canine as she got up from her seat. “Let’s get outta here. Thanks for the meal, Oros,” the photographer called over her shoulder. “Hopefully someday you’ll find someone just as fucked up as you are to share it with.”

“O-Oh, well, um, f-farewell, Miss Oros,” Parr added in an awkward daze as he slowly followed after Kate. “I-It was… v-very nice to make your acquaintance.”







Could I have done anything differently? Kate wondered as she and Parr walked back to the alleyway behind the arcade. While the darkened streets of Hibusa Town were hardly what one would consider safe (especially for a small girl and even smaller dog), any Miseria that appeared would quickly find themselves encased in a chronolock bubble, courtesy of Parr’s entropic encapsulator, there to remain for several hours. I mean, I tried to be as nice as I could. It’s not my fault she’s such a perverted psycho…

“I-I must say, that was certainly an… unexpected experience,” Parr tentatively spoke up, breaking Kate out of her musings. “Despite her alarming forwardness, and somewhat deficient cooking ability, I thought Miss Oros was still a rather charming host, in her own, peculiar way,” he added.

“I guess you could say that…” Kate conceded, even as Morowa’s insistence that Suki still possessed some genuine goodness, in spite of the girl’s myriad flaws, echoed in her mind.

“It is a great pity that our time with her did not conclude under more agreeable circumstances,” Parr continued. “It seemed to me that she was desperate for affection and approval, yet unable to fully express that need in a socially acceptable manner. Thus, we were regrettably unable to provide her with the love and affirmation she sought. Yet, I cannot hope but wonder if this might have served as a learning experience for her, and that she will employ the lessons imparted this eve to better refine her interactions with others, thus allowing her to form genuine bonds of friendship, and perhaps even romance,” he pondered aloud.

I wouldn’t bet on it, Kate was tempted to reply. After all, it wasn’t like it was possible for an Oros to actually change her warped ways. At least, that’s what Kate would have said, before she’d met Morowa. Indeed, the moth woman’s very existence proved that there was hope that an Oros, even one as cringy as Suki, could improve herself. Perhaps… Perhaps there was still a chance for Oros the Joyful to make a genuine, unforced connection with someone, even if that chance was exceedingly remote.

“I guess anything’s possible,” Kate ultimately said with a shrug. “I mean, I’ve certainly seen enough crazy shit on my various travels. Speakin’ of,” she added with a grin. “Got any cool stories from your whole ‘lost in the multiverse’ thing?”

“Oh, yes!” Parr confirmed. “A veritable multitude! For instance, I met a particularly charming young boy named Finn…”
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-Doctor Nykannis


Comfortably ensconced within the deepest depths of her interdimensional Lab, Doctor Nykannis, Queen of the Mad Scientists, was meticulously working on the continued expansion of her already inconceivably vast knowledge base, her attention intently focused on the lagomorphic Puchuu she was methodically dissecting. The creature’s vital statistics and other important information were noted on a glowing, holographic screen just above her workstation, while detailed schematics of a Snowbun, an Incubator, a Hoojib, a Killer Rabbit, and a certain eldritch, leporine-eared “Supreme Being” were depicted on an arc of several ancillary holodisplays.

“Hmmm… Yes, yes, I see… Very interesting…” the Monarch of Mad Science murmured as she went about her work, before the blaring of an intruder alert interrupted her musings and brought her progress to a screeching halt.

Bringing up yet another holodisplay, the mad scientist was greeted with the sight of her Lab’s manufacturing center, a seemingly endless maze of hyper factories, nano forges, and quantum fabricators, adjacent to her power accumulator pocket dimension. And there, on a vast, gear-like platform, surrounded by the convoluted inner workings of some colossal cosmic engine, stood a crack strike team of The Beacon Ascendancy. There was the masked and mysterious Hudie, the intensely focused Tsuki, the snide, sycophantic Violette, and finally, their bold and fearless leader, the indomitable Inquisitor Rachel herself.

“The time has come, abomination!” the inquisitor declared. “For too long, we have allowed your wicked perversions to fester unchallenged, but no longer! By the holy light of The Beacon, your wretched taint shall be forever purged!”

“Hmmm… I suppose I could use a small break,” Nykannis noted with a smirk as she put down her techno-mystic tools, rose from her work station, and teleported to the intruders’ location. Arriving in her massively monstrous combat form amidst crackling arcs of yellowy-green actinic lightning, the Mad Scientist Supreme gave her guests a toothy grin. “Well, well, well… Isn’t this a surprise. I gotta say, I knew you sanctimonious shitheads were sorely lacking in the I.Q. department, but attacking me in the one place where I’m basically omnipotent, while simultaneously being too spineless to stand up to those Wonderland rejects and their Queen of Farts? That’s taking things to a whole new level…”

“Enough of your prattle!” Rachel snapped. “We have no need to explain ourselves to the likes of you! Now perish!”

With that, the inquisitor darted forward, with Hudie following close behind. A golden glow forming around her as she further augmented her already staggering physical abilities with her exceptionally gifted Reinforcement magic, Rachel leapt into the air, even as a glowing, golden spike of pure mystic energy formed in front of her. “Pricket of Punishment!” she cried, swinging Ukonvasa, her giant, double-handed hammer, with all her formidable strength and smashing it into the recently-conjured spike, sending the projectile hurtling towards Nykannis’s towering form. For her part, Hudie employed her gifted Time specialization to dart past Rachel and engage Nykannis in melee. Although several of the Lab’s various defensive systems sought to impede her, the masked mistress of minutes used her butterfly wing-esque bladed fan, Lepidoptera, to swiftly slice the hammer, buzzsaw, and energy blade-tipped techno tendrils apart in a blur of motion, while her preternatural agility allowed her to avoid the grinder pits, nano acid vats, and energy beam blasters with effortless ease. Meanwhile, Tsuki and Violette had not been idle. As the former advanced, she focused the energies of her gifted Arcane specialization through Merlin’s Oak to erect an array of sigil-etched mystical barriers with which to deflect the security system’s barrage of beams and blades, before employing the enchanted stave to fire her own shimmering beam of destructive force at the deranged doctor. Violette, on the other hand, proceeded at a more cautious pace as she opened her mystic grimoire, Sidhetale, and called forth an ever-growing whirlwind of spirits in preparation for an exceptionally powerful attack.

In a demonstration of the impeccable teamwork and coordination for which the Ascendancy was renowned, the attacks were perfectly timed to strike the same precise location in rapid succession. Thus, although Rachel’s energy spike was absorbed by the fluctuating folds of a Hyperdimensional Hyperion Veil, Tsuki’s beam arced around the just-revealed obstruction at the last possible microsecond to smash through several multi-layered Neo-Neutrino Shields, before ultimately being halted by the inconceivable properties of an Nth-Space Negation Shell. Yet, even this barrier was no match for Hudie, who, moving between ticks of the clock, slipped past each of the slowly reforming protective screens in turn, before slicing through the Negation Shell with a flurry of strikes that transcended time itself, negating its very existence, and managing to make the barest scratch upon the nanofluidic hyperalloy armor beyond.

A scratch that was soon restored to its original, unmarred, state, even as Hudie was hurled backwards by a concentrated gravitic repulsion pulse.

“Okay,” Nykannis declared with a malicious grin. “Now it’s my turn…”

An instant later, the Monarch of Mad Science opened up with the full cataclysmic fury of her super-scientific ultramagitech arsenal, sending torrents of starkly inconceivable destructive energies crashing against the three closest Ascendancy girls’ woefully deficient defenses. Hudie bore the brunt of this assault, her mastery of time proving itself as nothing in the face of ravening Hyper-Quantum Giga-Cyclonic Chrono Cannon beams, Polymorphic Possibility Particle Paradox Pulse Projector rays, and Superdimensional Schrödinger Warps. In mere moments, she had felt herself turn to dust and be reformed over a thousand times, until, after her final “death”, she lurched back to life with a violent spasm as she vomited up the multi-colored yarn her internal organs had been transmuted into. Tsuki, meanwhile, had to contend with a fusillade of hard light energy bolts spewed forth from a quad-barreled rotary infinite poly-cyclic repeater cannon at a rate of ten thousand rounds per second. After shattering her arcane barriers like mundane panes of glass, this horrifying, hyper-tech hailstorm shredded the mage into bloody stew, a shuddering heap of tattered clothes and flayed flesh that coughed up fresh gouts blood with each tortured breath. Even mighty Rachel could not escape Nykannis’s hellish bombardment unscathed, the indomitable inquisitor’s mystic armor braking apart under the fury of Omniphasic Ultra-Atomic Supernova Lances, Omniaetheric Zero-Point Hypertachyonic Wave Motion Cannons, and Turbo-Charged Polyphasic Quantum Singularity Giga Blasters.

“Awww… Was that too much for you?” Nykannis sneered at her foes’ writhing forms. “Here, maybe these are closer to your level,” she added, before a quintet of hovering, weapon-covered drones detached from her towering ultratechnomagimechanical form and descended upon the Ascendancy team…

Groaning with a mixture of pain and outrage, Rachel staggered to her feet.

“Unacceptable…” she hissed. “Let the penance for my failure be my strength! Purgatory!” the inquisitor shouted, punching the ground, at which point a blinding pillar of light erupted around her, infusing her battered body with restorative energies. The agony was immense, as if her wounds were being cauterized by holy fire, but they were healed nonetheless, the pain sharpening her focus, making her stronger. When the glow faded, she fixed her steely gaze upon three of the approaching drones. “I have not the time for such trifles!” she declared, her voice filled with contempt, before gesturing towards the drones and shouting “Gibbet!” With that, a glowing cage of golden energy formed around the sinister machines even as they opened fire, their beams, bolts, and missiles unable to penetrate the mystic barrier.

Meanwhile, using Merlin’s Oak for support, Tsuki’s trembling form rose to her knees, before crying out, “Call of the Radiant Phoenix!” Particles of glowing light rapidly gathered about the tip of her stave, before a brilliant avian form burst forth, its flaming wings spread wide. From out of this span shot a beam of healing light, one which fell upon the nearly dead Hudie and swiftly mended all her myriad afflictions. In mere moments, she had been fully restored. At the same time, healing energies flooded into Tsuki herself, removing her own injuries and filling her with renewed strength and vitality.

“My thanks,” Hudie told her comrade with a nod of acknowledgment. “Please accept this as a token of my gratitude,” she added, sending a swarm of shimmering butterflies shooting towards the two drones nearest the mage with a sweep of her bladed fan. “Echo of Ages!” the masked maiden called out as her mystical insects swirled around the drones in the shape of an hourglass, locking them in a temporal stasis field. Then, turning her hate-filled gaze towards Nykannis, she pointed her weapon at the technomantic titan and shouted, “Curse of Years!” Instantly, the Monarch of Mad Science’s massive technomagimechanical form began to rapidly dissolve and decay, yet, just as soon as an aspect withered to dust, it was immediately restored, the Mad Scientist Supreme’s powerful regenerative capabilities holding the forces of hyper-accelerated entropy in a state of equilibrium.

However, that equilibrium was shattered a moment later, as Violette unleashed her now quite sizable vortex of spirits in a mighty torrent. “Phantasmal Procession!” she declared, pointing towards Nykannis with a gesture of command as the cavalcade of ghostly knights surged past her. Slamming into their foe’s monstrous form, they breached each of the demented doctor’s defenses in turn, and, despite losing a substantial amount of their number in the process, still proved strong enough to wear away at her ultratech armor faster than it could be regenerated. “Ha! How do you like that, you filthy heathen?!” she taunted with a cruel smirk.

“Wow, that was almost impressive!” Nykannis replied with equal derision. “You actually managed to inflict some completely negligible damage with that little trick! Plus, you didn’t blindly rush to your doom like the rest of these idiots,” she added, gesturing a wickedly clawed appendage to the crypt commissar’s three teammates. “Did nearly getting your brain popped like a zit back at the rave make you a bit more cautious than your fellow mindless zealots? Well, whatever the case, I think you deserve a reward, she added with a malevolent grin as she deployed a truly horrific weapon. Its amorphous, midnight black form seemed to shift into spines, tendrils, and wickedly sharp teeth, while its barrel was set in the mouth of a face whose chalk-white skin was slit by inky black cuts and pulsating veins. The mouth itself was frozen in an anguished scream, most likely in response to the spikes of darkest obsidian, which protruded from its forehead. Streams of black blood poured from eyes that were opened impossibly wide, and filled with mind-numbing terror. Indeed, those horrific orbs shuddered and bulged with such intensity, it seemed as though they would burst apart in a shower of gore at any moment. “Wanna see something that’s REALLY impressive?! Then feast your eyes on my Negaphasic Numinospheric Nightmare Cannon! Nyahahahaha!” As the deranged doctor continued her maniacal cackling, she fired a violently twisting, pitch black beam of condensed nightmare energy at the Ascendancy girl. Utterly unprepared for such an attack, Violette could only cry out in horror as she was completely engulfed by the baleful beam…

As is happened, Nykannis had actually been rather prescient when mentioning the infamous rave, since it was to that very night that Violette’s tortured mind brought her. Blood gushing from every orifice, her mind ablaze with agonizing pain as she fought to keep it from being rent asunder, the Ascendancy commander felt her violently spasming form being slowly dragged up the stairs leading to the surface by several spectral hands, the door at their summit, viewed through a crimson haze, promising both safety and precious relief from the nearly unbearable pain coursing through every fiber of her being. However, no matter how far along she was dragged, Violette never seemed to get even the smallest distance closer to that place of refuge, the doorway remaining forever out of reach. Seconds stretched to minutes, and minutes to hours, yet there was still no escape from her torment. Indeed, not even death came to bring an end to her misery. Instead, she would simply repeat this agonizing ascent over and over, forever. “N-Nuh-N-No…” she whimpered as blood gurgled out of her mouth. “N-No… N-NOOOOOO!!!”

Beyond the confines of her nightmare, Violette’s anguished screech reached the ears of Rachel, although there was no sympathy to be found in the inquisitor’s icy gaze, only contempt.

“Utterly disgraceful, Violette!” Rachel snapped. “You are a warrior of the Ascendancy! A champion of The Beacon! Throw off the shackles of those wretched illusions and stand true!” As the inquisitor spoke, a golden pillar of flame engulfed Violette, and while the flames were agonizing in their own right, they burned away the nightmare, returning the crypt commissar to the waking world.

“F-Forgive me, Inquisitor…” Violette hissed through gritted teeth, her agony replaced by blazing fury and bitter shame. “I’ll not falter again!” Rising to her feet, she pointed to Nykannis and cried, “Don Quixote!”

Swirling into being amidst wisps of spectral energy, a single ghostly knight charged towards the Monarch of Mad Science at full tilt. His armor was far more elaborate than any warrior Violette had yet conjured, while his lance glowed with mystic power. He rode forward with inexorable purpose, his weapon piercing each of his monstrous foe’s multilayered defenses in turn as it prepared to deliver a Killing Blow. Yet, just before the gallant ghost could reach his target, he was smashed into spectral paste by an enormous ectoplasmic omni-oscillating quantum hammer.

Simultaneously, Tsuki had fired off another brilliant beam of arcane energy, while Rachel and Hudie charged Nykannis from opposite sides. However, the Mad Scientist Supreme was more than prepared for this, with Tsuki’s beam being reflected right back at her. Its amplified power proving more than a match for the mage’s hastily erected energy barrier, the force of its impact sending her grievously wounded form flying backwards, even as Rachel and Hudie disappeared into twin poly-harmonic protective portals, only to reemerge moments later directly in one another’s paths. It was only thanks to the pair’s superlative agility that they were able to barely avoid striking each other with their charged up attacks.

“Yeah, I heard the Grand Magistrate liked to see ‘cross ups’,” Nykannis noted. “It’s too bad you guys are so super ultra gifted at avoiding them.”

“B-By the guiding light…” Hudie breathed. “H-How can she even possess such multifaceted abilities?”

“Well, I’d explain it, but you dogmatic dumbasses couldn’t possibly understand such advanced concepts, and I hate having to simplify things for the feeble minded,” Nykannis replied with a mocking smirk.

“If only Leena were fit enough to join us in this battle…” Rachel hissed through gritted teeth. “She would easily be able to silence your blasphemous perversions of magic!”

“Oh, please… Nykannis sneered. “I’d just deploy a focused numinospheric null field to nullify her nullification abilities! And speaking of…” At that, the weapon cluster atop one of the mad scientist’s myriad tentacular mechadendrites morphed into a single oversized cannon, its glowing, coned barrel ringed with concentric conducer hoops, spinning orbs, and an octet of sphere-tipped prongs, which crackled with pent up power. An instant later, that power was released in a shaft of desaturated energy, which fell upon Violette, draining the girl of her magic and forcing the crypt commissar back into her mundane form. “Your stupid ghosts are really starting to annoy me,” Nykannis told her. “And so are you! she added, unceremoniously vaporizing the defenseless young woman with a Trans-Etheric Ultra-Antimatter Turbo Disintegrator ray. “Nyahahaha!”

“Violette!” Rachel cried, before turning to face Nykannis with a visage of righteous rage. “You’ll pay dearly for that, you monster!”

“Oh, I’m just getting started! Nykannis informed her with a maniacal grin, while opening up an energy clawed appendage to reveal a palm-mounted possibility particle projector.

From it promptly issued forth a beam of yellowy-green luminosity, which struck Hudie directly in the chest. At first, nothing seemed to happen, but after a few seconds, the horrifying nature of the attack was revealed in all its gruesome splendor… At first, dozens of boils seemed to sprout across the masked maiden’s skin, growing larger with each passing second, until they burst apart in a bloody spray to reveal a swarm of trans-phasic omni-temporal biotechnomantic butterflies. The insidious insects swirled around her, creating an exponentially enhanced entropic field, one which first decayed her skin, then her organs, and, finally her bones, until there was nothing left of the mistress of minutes, save scant wisps of dust. Meanwhile, Tsuki had been subjected to an even more horrific fate, the baleful energies of an Omniphasic Polytransmagorphic Xzylohgifphonic Chaodoxx Cannon rapidly and violently polymorphing her body, shifting it into innumerable shapes, and even turning it inside out, until all that remained of her was a pulsating lump of fused matter. A trap door promptly yawned open bellow it, causing the nauseating mass to fall into a vat of sickly green nano acid with a loud splash.

“Now, then…” Nykannis taunted with a wicked smirk as she loomed over Rachel. “It looks like it’s just you and me…

“Think again, abomination!” a voice called from above.

From out of a shimmering portal descended a squad of magical women, their oversized weapons shining with holy light.

“Fear not, Inquisitor! Reinforcements have arrived!”

They were The Shining Sentinels, cross-dimensional crusaders who could each cleanse an entire world of corruption single-handedly. They were the very embodiment of The Beacon, the very apex of the Ascendancy. They were… utterly erased from existence…? Yes, with the simple sound of tearing paper, the titanic trio were completely unmade, as if they had never been created in the first place.

“As I was saying…” Nykannis quipped, a maniacal grin spreading from ear to ear. “Check it out, you four-eyed fanatic!” the Monarch of Mad Science added as she gestured to an enormous weapon that took nearly half her various appendages to support. Its twisted, technomantic form a bizarre amalgam of techno organic components, a plethora of wires, tubes, and glimmering crystalline cores, while a profusion of glowing, spheroid power accumulators, concentric coils, crackling forked prongs, and quantum quintessence quills protruded from various points, all culminating in a gapping, diamond-shaped barrel, rimmed by a slowly spinning ring of several pitch black blades, each etched with an excessive abundance of intricate techno-runes. “My latest creation, The Neo-Metaphasic Polyplenumic Omnioblitorational Super-Scientific Storyslayer Cannon! Nyahahahaha! I developed it after researching the energies of the Queen of Tarts’s signature sword, which she was kind enough to provide me a sample of to study,” Nykannis explained. “It’s kinda anti-climactic when it does its whole ‘storyslaying thing’, what with just the page ripping sound, but I’ll be adding some extra features that should enhance the visuals quite a bit. After all, I’ll need this thing to look as epic as possible when I use it on queenie herself! Nyahahaha! Still, I think it’ll suffice for dealing with you.

With that, Nykannis pointed the weapon at Rachel, the swords ringing its barrel beginning to spin up once more.

“It will take more than that to lay me low!” the inquisitor declared, before raising her hammer high. “Fortress of Faith!”

No sooner had the words been spoken, then the glowing ramparts of a mighty stronghold rose up around Rachel, its gleaming bulwarks of mystic energy standing in firm defiance of the impending attack. There was the sound of a page being torn from a book, yet, while the fortress fell, Rachel herself was left completely unscathed.

“Nice trick,” Nykannis commended. “Clearly I’ll need to work on this thing’s penetration abilities. Y’know, I think it’ll be more fun to finish you off the old fashioned way,” the deranged doctor added with a smirk, retracting the Storyslayer Cannon into a sub-etheric storage space. “So come on, Inquisitor,” she taunted, her myriad glowing eyes narrowing into slits. “Show me what you’ve got.”

“For the sake of my fallen sisters, I shall not falter, I shall not fall, not until I’ve smote you and this abhorrent realm from existence!” Rachel snarled. “Power of the Shinespark, lend me your aid! Consecration of divine judgment!” she cried, lifting her hammer high once more, both she and her weapon glowing with blinding light as unfathomable power surged into them. “DEUS VULT!!!”

With that, the inquisitor charged forward, her abilities enhanced to their highest possible extent, her furious form encased in shining, golden armor, auric lightning crackling about her like a divine halo, while her hammer grew to triple its already gargantuan size. This was her full Templar Mode, employed against only the most powerful of foes. Indeed, she had last used it when facing off against a literal monster queen, yet, at her current power level, Nykannis was akin to an eldritch horror, her defensive abilities far surpassing those of any mere monster girl...

“Now, gaze upon the visage of your vanquishment!” Rachel roared as she slammed her hammer down upon Nykannis with cataclysmic force.

However, the Killing Blow was fully absorbed by a swiftly erected Numinospheric Nth-Space Negation Shell, augmented by a multilayered Polyphasic Neo-Neutrino Hypershield, and supplemented by Refractive Nanofluidic Nythoninum Metaphysical Monomolecular Omnifoliated Power-Plating, the unstoppable force crashing against the utterly immovable object in a colossal expulsion of unfathomable energies.

“Wow, finally goin’ all out, huh?” Nykannis observed. “Well, I hate to break it to ya, but even though every single one of your stats may be over nine thousand, all of mine are over nine thousand times that! Nyahahahaha!” the Mad Scientist Supreme informed her adversary with a wickedly gleeful cackle, before striking back with a monstrous, eldritch energy-bladed biphasic buzzsaw.

The strike split the inquisitor in twain at the waist, both halves spinning away at considerable speed due to the force of the blow. Not wasting a moment, the Monarch of Mad Science fired a withering volley of Multi-Phasic Maelstrom Missiles, Omnispectrumatic Giga Cyclonic Quantum Annihilator Rockets, Omniaetheric Zero-Point Hypertachyonic Wave Motion Cannons, and Polycyclic Transwarp Infinity Beams at Rachel’s still-airborne torso. When it finally landed with an unceremonious thud, it was little more than a charred lump of flesh, its armor having been completely stripped away by the starkly inconceivable energies unleashed upon it. Indeed, it was a testament to the inquisitor’s sheer force of will that she was still clinging to life by the most tenuous of threads.

“F-Finish it…” Rachel croaked, her single remaining eye glaring at Nykannis’s looming form with unrelenting hatred.

“Now, now,” Nykannis chided. “I’d never hit a girl with glasses.”

From out of the forearm of one of her appendages, a thin mechadendrite emerged. It immediately employed the spindly digits at its tip to delicately remove the mangled remains of Rachel’s glasses from her face, before carelessly tossing them aside.

“There. That’s better,” Nykannis noted with approval as she raised an enormous, energy spine-covered power fist that cracked with arcs of yellowy-green actinic lighting. A moment later, the fist slammed into Rachel’s head with a sickeningly wet crunch, the inquisitor’s cranium bursting apart in an explosion of gore.

“Well, I suppose that served as an adequate field test,” Nykannis reflected as the simulation concluded, the messy remains of her final opponent disappearing in wisps of fading energy particles. There were probably a few minor variables that could have been adjusted, but for the most part, the mad scientist was fairly pleased with how things had turned out. “Now then, what to do next…” she wondered as she reverted to her normal form and stepped through a glowing portal to another part of her vast Lab. “I could always invite Jen over for an Esper World viewing session, see how my little Ashley and the miniature version of everyone’s favorite failure are doing…” she mused. “Oh, and don’t worry,” she added, patting the exposed brain of the partially dissected Puchuu laying atop the operating table at her workstation as she passed it by. “I haven’t forgotten about you, Chiichuu. I’ll put you back together after I finish entertaining my soon-to-be arriving guest. Then we can talk about making that new magical girl team of yours…”
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‘Figures,’ Ronin said in response to Nykannis apparently being pleased with her expression. Expected, but unpleasant. Miko stayed around.

Some time later the two twins were going to confront Penny, wherever they could find time, and lift the Grief Seed for her to see.

‘This was the thing we received,’ Ronin said, presenting it. They’d already told how they received it over the phone.

‘What do you think it is? Can you tell us anything about it?’ Miko asked. They weren’t sure if it was bad for any reason, but they sure didn’t want to take the chance.

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Mariette left the meeting eventually, having agreed to help out with the defense of the city and all of that. She’d start doing her scouting, and also took trips to the Wonderland world with some protective artifacts from Taihei. Two days was not a lot of time, but enough to get some scouting done. However, it was during these scouting trips that she made a curious discovery.

Sure, the inhabitants of Wonderland were, indeed, singing, and those closer to the capital were singing happily. But further away…

‘My dog done died yesterday, yesterday, had the rabies so put him down yesterday, yesterday.’
‘I’d go to the river to drown myself, drown myself, drown myself! But my family needs me working so I restrain myself, restrain myself, restrain myself!’

Mariette did a double-take as she heard the lyrics they were singing. They weren’t positive. In fact, she kept listening, and they kept singing more and more terrible verses. But, here and there the truth came out…

‘The queen is not providing, I can’t keep my family fed! But if I complain at all, I would lose my head!’

There it was. Here and there, the lyrics complained about the queen. It was interesting to hear. In fact, inspecting the land itself, beside the curse that made them all sing, there was a distinct lack of living qualities. That… gave Mariette an idea. Despite her upbringing, she had seen a few movies, and as such she knew the flow of these songs. With that, she summoned a paper to her hand and started trying to write some lyrics…

So as a guard stood, singing about his own misery…

‘The queen is all to blame,’ Mariette whispered in his ear through a portal. ‘As long as she rules, it will all remain the same.’

‘But noooo!’ the guard sang out. ‘I can’t possibly resist! I would simply add to the executioner’s list!’

‘You would not be alone,’ Mariette whispered on. ‘Together, you can remove her from the throne.’

‘All of you will meet in the vassal’s castle come next fortnight,’
‘Bring what weapons you can. Together, we make this right.’

‘Yes, perhaps there is a way!’ the guard’s eyes widened at the call to arms. ‘I will do as you say!’

Mariette kept doing this, individual after individual. Because of the “impairment” of the citizens, it was decently easy to find out the would-be traitors.
‘Oh, but I see a way out of this misery!’ a merchant sang with excitement. ‘If I warn the queen, she will reward my- AAAaaah-!’ And into the portal he goes.

However, more important than any of those were the vassal at the castle herself. As Mariette could tell, each area of the world of Wonderland was ruled by a Vassal Princess, which essentially was the same as any count or other landowner which someone with an empire too big to manage by oneself would have. It was trivial for Mariette to use portals and Absolute Direction to go to unrelated worlds and find tribute. And so…

Searching Wonderland via her use of portals, Mariette was witness to many strange sights. A gothic castle surrounded by a thick wood of black trees, fields of candy with gumdrops and lollipops replacing normal flora, sprawling cities surrounded by a great wall, a tower that seemed to pierce the heavens themselves, and more.

But focusing in on those she might be able to convert, she was drawn first to the Wonderland Coast. Scenic beaches meshed with rising cliff faces, scenic in its natural beauty. The landscape was dotted with gazebos and other structures to allow for visitors to partake in outdoor activities. There were a few people wandering about, but that was not where her Absolute Direction led her.

Instead it pointed below the waves, past a lighthouse jutting out into the sea. If she could figure out a way to keep the water from coming through her portals, she would find a watery civilization down below. Aquatic beings swam about, whether they be actual fish or water-adapted people. In the middle of the shimmery water rose a castle made of coral and stone, matching the rest of the landscape in its vibrant colors.

The Vassal Princess could be found swimming around in that area, ducking around little chasms and keeping active as she hummed to herself. For how oppressive this place could be, she did seem to be genuinely happy at the moment.

A sudden rush of water could be heard nearby, as parts of the ocean fell through a portal. There was always more water to replace it, of course, but that’s when multiple portals opened, creating a room that drained of the water. Multiple planes of glass that Mariette had stolen from a window-factory in Penrose slid into place, replacing the portals at the walls. Eventually, they formed a glass cage, in which Mariette trod forward. Standing now underwater, Mariette spoke.

‘The Little Mermaid. I would like to speak to you,’ she spoke, using some small portals to transmit the sound of her voice to the vassal’s ears. Said little portals leaked water through them, but she was confident the mermaid would be able to hear her. ‘I am Mariette… or, as the queen deigned to call me, “Alice”. She says I’m her daughter. What does this mean to you?’ she simply asked, standing a couple meters away, in a cage in the water.

The Little Mermaid paused in her frolicing as the new guest made themselves known. She watched with curiosity at the appearing panes of glass as Mariette made herself a box to stand in for her conversation. It might not be the most efficient, but it was undeniably effective.

Once Mariette had made her presence known as well as her identity, the girl clapped her hands together and gave a small bow, insofar as one could manage that with a torso that shifted to being fish rather than legs. “Hello, and welcome to my domain,” she replied happily. “I wasn’t expecting any visitors, otherwise I would have prepared some items to let you come in the water with the rest of us.”

She let out a melodious hum before addressing the question placed before her. “The Queen talked a lot about you, about how you had been stolen away from her and how precious you were to her. But nothing that the other Princesses haven’t also heard.”

‘Very well,’ Mariette replied. Okay, let’s see how she reacts to this. And, of course, Mariette’s light-spec means she would be able to tell if the one she spoke to was lying. ‘Having learned of my heritage, I decided to investigate this land. What I found… concerned me. The citizens do not seem to be as happy as their constant singing would suggest. Are the needs of the citizens being prioritized? How do you feel? I want to know,’ she asked. Of course, she was scouting for potential lies already. What was and wasn’t a lie could tell her things.

Another question, and one that carried with it a more serious subject matter. The Princess' smile only faltered for but a moment before returning, though not quick enough for it to escape Mariette's piercing eye.”I cannot speak for the people of the other Princess’ realms,” she warned. Some of the other lands were more difficult for her to visit than others.

“The Queen has protected us, kept us safe from monsters and Horrors and everything else. Though she can be unpredictable sometimes,” she replied, “But she lets me oversee my realm as I want, so long as she gets what she is owed.”

Mariette silently listened to the reply, gazing intently at the mermaid.

‘What is she owed? What does one need to pay for her protection?’ Mariette asked, keeping her question sharp.

“Typically resources like metals and gems, sometimes labor, sometimes whatever has taken her fancy,” the Princess offered. She would like to say that it was predictable, but the Queen could be erratic sometimes (which likely was not a surprise to Mariette)

‘…’ How very political of her. Mariette needed to see if she could catch her in a lie. ‘Are you happy with how things are? Answer with a single word,’ she instructed. Now, if “yes” was a lie… then she had something to work from.

The Princess paused for a moment, uncertain of the question once again. But nonetheless she answered. “Yes!” A lie, just as Mariette had hoped.

Excellent. Time to put on the pressure, then. Another question.

‘So you aren’t simply managing the best of a terrible circumstance where you’re doing your best under the constant threat of losing your head if you fail?’ Mariette asked, just checking how deep it went.

“O-Of course not! I’m sure the Queen would never do that to her loyal subjects,” the Princess insisted. A claim that was a lie just like her first answer.

‘I see. So you’re alright with things staying like this, unchanging, until the end of your days… or, more accurately, until your next mistake,’ Mariette concluded, intending to let the princess rummage on that one.

‘... Do you think you have a place in the queen's final design for this world?’ Mariette calmly asked, staring toward the princess. It occurred to her, she didn’t have to be entirely truthful, either.

That question seemed to take the Princess off guard, if her confused expression was any indication. “W-What do you mean?” she asked after a moment. It seemed Mariette had an opening that she could take advantage of, now that her seeds had fallen close to fertile soil.

‘I’m saying…’ Mariette said, taking a deep breath to focus her thoughts, before looking straight at the princess once again. ‘Your queen cares naught for the comfort of the people she rules, nor for those who also have power in her court. This speaks to me of someone who is using their people not as a people, but as the means to an end. So what do you think happens then, when she has accomplished her goal? When she no longer needs you?’

The Princess tensed, her eyes widening nervously as Mariette drove her point home. She did not do the best job of hiding her worry or her confusion as her tail flipped in the water. “But surely she-no, she wouldn’t! R-Right….?” The hook was in. Now it was time to reel her in.

Mariette stayed quiet, looking intently at the princess. She was but silent, providing no answer, letting the princess herself come to whatever conclusion she wanted. However, if the princess in question looked miserable enough after some time, Mariette looked away from her, as if perceiving something from far away.

‘There is… a way to avoid this fate,’ she said, with just a slightest touch of warmth in her tone.

Mariette’s offer was yet another lure, this time in the form of a lifeline. And while the Mermaid wasn’t necessarily concerned for herself, she was concerned for what fate would befall her people without her. “What is it?” she asked, doing a decent job of keeping the worry from her voice but not entirely succeeding.

‘In a few days, your people are going to rebel,’ Mariette stated as a fact. ‘They will do so regardless if you get involved or not. Without your help, they will surely be vanquished, and you'll be asked how this came to be under your charge,’ she said, inspecting the mermaid's reaction closely. ‘With your help, it could go better. You have knowledge they do not, and the ability to manage an operation. And… you wouldn't be standing alone.’ Mariette paused there, to see how the mermaid would react.

The Princess’ eyes widened as Mariette warned her of the seemingly inevitable uprising that would soon occur. Her reaction spoke of concern and a bit of panic, either for her people or for her own fate. Based on what Mariette had observed so far, probably the former more than the latter.

“W-What do you mean?” she asked in response to Mariette’s hent. White she had not directly committed, that she even asked in the first place spoke volumes towards her wavering feelings.

‘I’m saying, the people of Penrose don’t like being attacked, and would be willing to help work towards a better future together,’ Mariette stated simply. She hadn’t actually talked to anyone in Penrose about it, but she did think it would be decently simple to put her into contact with Penny.

“A-Ah, the Queen’s latest attempted conquest,” the Princess observed with a small nod. She didn’t really know much about Penrose, aside from what the Queen had said about the subject and the fact that someone had thrown a bomb into the party during their last big event. Had that been them? She wasn’t sure. “Are they really strong enough to fight her?”

‘If anyone does, it’s them,’ Mariette told with absolute conviction. ‘They’ve already defeated another invasion by a different magical queen,’ is what she’s deciding Justine was, ‘dealt with a horror manifesting in the midst of town,’ that’s totally what that was ‘and they’ve managed to spark change in how Beacon handles monsters, which is something nobody has done before.’ As far as Mariette knows.

‘What are you thinking?’ Mariette asked. Because, depending on if she lies or not, Mariette might have to make the princess disappear after telling her all of this.

It would have been very unfortunate for Mariette if she invested all of this effort only for the Princess to refuse. She’d probably win that fight, but it would have meant all of this effort and time was wasted.

Luckily for her, it was not to be the case in this particular instance. “A-Alright, I’ll do it,” the Princess agreed with a hesitant nod. “For my people. Just don’t leave us to do it all on our own, please?”

Mariette nodded, not showing her relief and elation at this working. ‘I’ll give you what you need to get started,’ she said. The details could be sorted out later. ‘I was intending on making contact with more princesses than just you. The more the merrier, after all. Would you have any recommendations, friends? Or, perhaps, anyone who I should be staying away from?’ Mariette asked.

“Thank you Princess, you are kinder than I deserve,” the Mermaid replied with a small bow.

After a moment she addressed Mariettes remaining question. “Sleeping Beauty can be difficult, not that it's her fault. She just sleeps a lot, so it can be hard to find time to do stuff with her. Rapunzel is very distant from the rest of us, and Scheherazade’s realm is… unique even by our standards.”

But then she brightened up once more. “Snow White is a good friend though, you could try talking to her! There's the Lilliput Princess too, I know she's had some disagreements with how the Queen manages things.” She let out a musical hum as she thought it over. “The Brave Princess and the Frog Princess are also pretty open about their opinion on things, they might be worth contacting.”

Mariette nodded. ‘Good. I have some places to look at, then. In the meantime… Promise me you will not leak any information about this to someone who would not want this to happen.’ Just as a precaution. Nothing so far had been a lie, so.

“I promise,” the Princess replied with a sincere smile.

Mariette nodded, satisfied.

‘Then that will be all for now. I will put you into contact with Penny, and then we can arrange this further. I’ll also see if we can recruit some more of you. I will see you again later. Goodbye.' With that, Mariette would exit through a portal and leave the princess to consider what had been spoken about. Mariette would later supply her with coordinates and valuable information, but that’s for later.

For now, their little revolution was taking shape.
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It had been a few weeks, but Miko and Ronin were unable to just let the Grief Seed sit. They found themselves tormented by its secrets. The worry and foreboding spread through their thoughts like a festering cyst. Initially they were content to hide it away, but what if it grew into something else? Magic was a wonderful thing that could grant any miracle, but as former servants of horrors, they knew too well that artifacts such as this could cause just as much harm as good. They needed to know what they were dealing with, and who better to call than the benevolent queen of all Penrose?

It didn't take much convincing. Something akin to a magical coin? Grief Seed? A reward for a harrowing mission from the C.A.P.R.I.C.O.R.N.? The Iron Queen would be a fool to not entertain a visit to her realm. And so the duo showed up with the gift they had been cursed with. But one magical girl's scrap heap was another magical girl's delectable banquet, and was Penny but someone who had such humble origins as living in a scrap heap? Penny could feel a power radiating from the seed. As someone who cannibalized her replacement just to squire more powers, she was likely tempted to "accidentally" crush the seed and inherit its dark gift. But where was the rush? If she could scan it, then perhaps she could make as many as she wanted.

And so, Penny scanned the thing. She brought all of her technological marvels to bear on this seed. But it would take time, so she likely dismissed Miko and Ronin so that she could probe it properly. There was plenty to do in sanctuary, they wouldn't be bored. They wouldn't be called back until she was finished.

When the duo was called back, Penny tossed the coin to them. Penny started by telling them what they already knew. That the seed was filled up with potent despair magic. But this was an insulator for what lay deeper inside the seed, but none of her tools were potent enough to uncover what that really was. Maybe with more time, but with the raid on wonderland coming any day now, Penny needed to prioritize preparing for what was sure to be Penrose's most important battle.

But Penny had uncovered some new information. She told the twins that the seed was like a coin, but it had a "share" function tied to it. What was being exchanged wasn't clear, but due to the nature of the magic safeguarding the seed's core, it likely had to do with emotions, or was related to emotions. Despite it's apparent composition, the possibility of it doing anything harmful or beneficial was near zero. At the very least, any effects it could have would be relatively mild.

Perhaps someone with divination magic could learn more. The seed's contents might be difficult to gleam, but someone who can look into the grief seed's past would be able to tell where it came from, and perhaps follow up with a proper investigation. Alternatively, maybe they could find an interdimensional traveler, or someone else who has seen other realities. One of the difficulties Penny had with the grief seed was that she didn't know what she was looking at, as it most certainly wasn't of this world.

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”...I’m home…”

In the aftermath of the meeting with the other Mahou of Penrose, and still coming to terms with Alex’ kidnapping, Lily decided she would need to prepare in every way she could think of, and that meant waking up early in the morning. As Lily headed back to her apartment after the meeting, she could feel the cold, suffocating emptiness of it within her. Each second seemed to stretch out to a minute, each minute into an hour, and each hour into time she couldn’t fathom. She knew, of course, that she wasn’t slowing down time with her own magic, or that the author of the story had taken an unfortunately long, half-year long hiatus in the guise of free time. No, the real reason was because of her guilt. Was it right to trust Justine’s word that Alex would be safe? Was it okay to not immediately pursue his kidnappers? What if the Queen of Hearts subjected him to torture or even executed him? Any rational adversary would keep their hostages unharmed, but their latest foe seemed far from rational. What could she really do? As the green-haired girl fell into uneasy rest in her bed, those thoughts plagued her mind.

Of course, Alex was not subjected to torture like Lily imagined. However, imprisoned in the Bastille of Etiquette, as he soon learned, he might have wished for such instead. For two days, Alex had to endure the bumbling teachings of a pompous bird-headed aristocrat buffoon with a rounded beak called the Dodo. Held in a majestic salon wing next to the prison cells resembling Victorian England in style and aesthetics, the insufferably stuffy bird had Alex dressed like a member of the English gentry, complete with a blue jacket, buckled shoes, frilly cravat and pantaloons, complete with a powdered wig, and then taught “good manners”, for example good posture, the proper angle of the pinky when holding a teacup, or the difference between addressing an Earl and Esquire, among other dull, seemingly endless lessons. For food, he was served normal enough fare like English muffins, crumpets and tea; however, the tea was first poured on the muffin plate and the muffins served in the tea cup before Dodo fortunately realized the correct order of serving.

The Duchess, Jam Tomorrow, made a visit each day in the afternoon. Though she claimed to the Dodo it was only as part of her duties as Minister of Internal Affairs, she slipped in useful hints to Alex in the form of letters of the Tower’s security and layout or even as thinly veiled questions and statements in her conversations with the Dodo, preparing Alex for the escape that she had promised him in exchange for him delivering her message. On the third day, as Dodo was about to retrieve Alex for yet another lesson, the Duchess interrupted him. “Sir Dodo, the Queen has decreed a summons requesting your presence at her court.” The Dodo blinked. “But Lady Duchess, the Queen had personally ordered me to-” “It is regarding the Caucus Race. I believe you were in charge of organizing it?” Jam immediately continued. “Or must I inform Her Majesty of your incompetence?”

The Dodo cawed like a bird. “Oh, she might have my head! I must hurry now! Guards, resume your duties!” And with that, the Dodo ran away, flapping his wing-like arms like a panicked chicken. Jam giggled as the Dodo passed from view, and with a gesture from her glowing finger, the guards disappeared: to Alex’s surprise, they were illusions created by the enigmatic lady. With another flick, she opened not only Alex’ cell door, but also the door at the end of the hallway that led to a spiral staircase heading down. “Now is your chance to escape as I have promised, Alexander Shields. I expect you to keep to your end of our agreement. Do you have any questions?”



Lily entered Penrose Park on the morrow of the third day like she had promised, having equipped the extra batteries she received as a Christmas present. Yellow lines dully glowed in the morning gloom from her thigh strap, showing that they were fully charged, and ready for use. At the time she didn’t think much of the gift, but now she was grateful she had received something that could help her overcome the adversities that she predicted would face her in Wonderland. She also wore a mundane green backpack with yellow highlights, nearly bursting at the seams with all kinds of items. As she waited for the others to arrive, she came to an ominous realization.

”Where’s Justine? She’s usually pretty punctual, especially at an important time like this. Did she go to Silverburg to visit her sister?”

She didn’t have time to think longer on the subject, as that was when Penny had arrived. With her bigger friend having landed from the sky, she put that thought aside for now, distracted by something she noticed.

”Hi, Penny. You seem…A bit different. Did something happen?”




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The formerly inhuman android shrugged her shoulders, and sighed in an uncharacteristically subtle manner.

“Let’s just say I finally had something fixed that I should have done a long time ago.”

Lily nodded, not feeling the need to inquire further: while she was curious, she could tell that whatever happened to Penny, it was a positive change based on how much more expressive and lively the Queen of Penrose seemed to be, and now wasn’t the time to go into the details.

”Okay, that’s good to hear. Are you ready to go to Wonderland?”

“I have finished most preparations on my end. The rest I can manage on the fly.”

While the two were speaking, Penny was multitasking: she was sending and receiving various messages using her access to the wireless network. She had worked on trying to solve the mystery of the Grief Seeds, but despite her efforts, she was unable to make any real progress on them. So, she handed them over to Rose and Iris when they met up for a conversation and seemed curious about them. After all, she figured it didn’t hurt for them to have a look, experts as they are in areas she herself was unfamiliar with.

She also worked with Mariette, and organized various meetings with the various Vassal Princesses of Wonderland, or at the very least, those who seemed susceptible to Mariette’s offer of liberating them from the Queen’s tyranny. Penny was glad to help, as it was one way of undermining the Queen’s threat. While they started slow by speaking with each Vassal personally, word of mouth gradually started spreading among the more receptive Vassals as they started to not only agree to Mariette’s suggestions on liberty, but also see “Alice” herself as she was better known as a much better alternative monarch to the current despot. Finally, as she received the last response, she sent a message to Mariette:

Mariette, I received a reply from the Pea Princess. She said she would agree to our terms, but only if we hold a meeting together with all the Vassals we have contacted previously, us two included. She sounded especially adamant about holding the meeting immediately. Her approval would let us widen our net considerably over the Vassals, but this is bad timing as well. We could try to postpone the meeting, but she is pretty influential, and seems temperamental enough to destabilize the good relations we have built with the others so far if we ignore this request. I can clear out the conference room in my Bastion if you don’t have a place prepared.
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The past few days had both torn away what little patience Alexander had and filled him with a desire to hit something very hard. The discovery that the guards were just an illusion the whole time only made that urge stronger 'Not yet, not yet. My chance will come soon enough' He took a deep breath in an attempt to calm himself down "Yeah, I remember the scroll and the message, don't worry. But as for my questions; who's The Guardian? I can think of a few people that might be. Second-" he held up his still manacle bound hands "-can you do anything about this? And third; what about Brittney? I don't want to leave her here, especially if this queen is as unhinged as she sounds. For all I know, she'll blame her for my escape."
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“Tormented” is a bit much of a description of it. More like, why risk it if it could be worse than they were prepared for? In any case, Ronin and Miko let Penny work on the Grief Seed.

Penny not being able to break into it yet because Wonderland was at their doorstep made sense, there were more important things to examine. Sharing function, but the possibility of it doing anything harmful or beneficial was low? Okay, then! Ronin was convinced with that! Penny probably had good reason to say so!

Miko, though, wasn’t. So if they got it back, they buried the seed back again where they had previously, at the outskirts of town by a specific tree sounded like a good enough location. That, or if it was given to Rose and Iris for examination, that works too.

Ronin and Miko would later show up when it was time to do stuff again. Ready to head for the battle!

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Leave her to me. A call to summon all the vassals is suspicious, I need to confirm she hasn't been compromised. However, they should be ready to convene anyway, seeing how the time is approaching. A gathering of the vassals to hold a little speech to them, and increase their morale in letting them see who is on their side. Perhaps I should even bring them to our meeting? Regardless, I’ll handle this. Keep me posted as to what happens on your end.

Mariette sent her message back, before looking over to her ally.

‘Are you ready?’ Mariette asked her.


‘Oh, yeah, bring it on!’ Mayra called out, slamming her fists together, looking very excited. ‘I’m ready to beat some pulps!’ she said, chuckling.

Mariette nodded. Mayra had been a great deal happier since she got to show Xander around. Now, they’d found that Xander had become a dragon able to shapeshift into a boy, and NOT a Magical Boy, meaning his power wasn't augmented by magic, just regular dragon-strength (which is admittedly very strong) that could now be contained in a humanoid package. He still had to live in the warehouse, but it was easier to give him a pleasant living space now that he could be human-sized. Still, they didn't bring him. It was not his fight. He’d just become humanoid.

As did most other agents of Asengav. Lea had determined that this matter wasn't worth them risking their lives, so it’s just Mariette and Mayra here.

Regardless. She had a Pea Princess to visit.

Mariette opened portals, bringing her to Wonderland. Then she sought herself towards the place where the Pea Princess should be at this moment. If she could, she’d like to appear right behind said Pea Princess… but before that, she’d use her portals to seek through the surrounding environment with her eyes, seeking to see if there were any spies or forces lying in wait or anything like that.

If there were any forces, or if the Pea Princess had visitors from anyone not on their side, Mariette would not appear.

However, if she was available, as the message seemed to apply, then Mariette arrived behind the princess.

‘Why this demand?’ Mariette simply asked, stepping out of the portal. She momentarily left Mayra behind, she’d be vital if it became a fight for some reason.
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Alicia arrived at the park for the meeting with a confident step in her transformed state. She was as prepared as she could all, with all things considered. There had not been much success in scrying so she wasn't able to provide much in the way of information for the gathering. But she had managed to leverage their connections as a larger organization to get items that would be useful in the defense of the city when the Queen of Hearts came knocking on their door, and some of it might be useful in the rescue mission as well.

"Penny, Lily," Alicia said with a small nod as she greeted the other magical girls. That Penny's look had changed a bit once again was not too surprising, and she didn't see much of a need to pry further into what circumstances had led to this particular change. They could talk about it later, once they weren't as preoccupied with serious things.

For now it was a matter of waiting to see who else, if anyone, would show up. She was moderately hopeful in that regard, since nothing had happened to make them less likely to succeed as far as she was aware. Alicia just hoped that she would be able to make it to the actual rescue this time, unlike what happened when the situation was reversed. "I'm ready to head out too, once we're sure that we have everyone who is going to be here." she added.
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On the morning after their eventful trip to the Overcity, Connie and Mia had received a text from Lily, instructing them to meet her in the park for the upcoming attack on Wonderland. It almost seemed like such gatherings were becoming routine, first with the mission to help Bolorton, then for the strategy meeting on how to respond to the Wonderlanders’ impending invasion of Penrose, and now this, the response itself. Despite all that had been accomplished over the past few days, Connie still couldn’t help but feel a sense of trepidation. Part of it was just her usual timidity, but there was also the lingering guilt over her powerlessness during the trip to New York. If any of her friends were in danger during this upcoming mission, would she be able to save them, or would she fail them as she had with Sammy and Nuncio? Helping people with wishes was one thing, protecting them on a deadly battlefield was quite another. Yet, even so, the kind hearted girl refused to turn her back on a friend in need, and Lily was exactly that. The abduction of the normally bubbly greenette’s beloved boyfriend added a painfully personal aspect to what would otherwise be a battle to ensure the entire city’s safety, and Connie wanted to do all she could to help return him to her safe and sound.

“Everything okay, little sister?” Gaia inquired, the verdant maiden gracefully gliding beside her masked friend as the pair entered the park.

“I-I’m fine, Mia,” Connie reassured her. “I-I just w-wanna make s-sure I’m r-ready to d-do my p-part to s-save A-Alexander,” she added, her soft voice filled with determination as she balled her trembling hands into fists and held them up before her. “I-I won’t let this b-be like l-last time…” she whispered. “I-I won’t…

“I know you won’t, little sister,” Gaia replied in a warm and gentle voice as she placed an arm around her shy friend’s shoulder. “You’ve already come so far, Connie, and I’m so very proud of you.”

“T-Thanks, Mia,” Connie whispered, her mask forming a big smile.

An instant later, the best friends’ quiet moment of affection was abruptly shattered by a high-pitched voice loudly calling their names.




“Connie Wonnie~! Gaia Waia~! (giggle!) Like, Magical Dream Princess is soooo super duper happy wappy to see you~! (giggle!)” The next thing the pair knew, they were being glomped by the bubbly Princess of Dreams, who squeezed them tightly while gleefully giggling non-stop. “Like, Magical Dream Princess has been having waving soooo much funsie wunsie lately wately, and, like, she can’t wait to tell you everythingywingy about it~!” the whimsical girl added, once she finally loosened her grip and moved back a step. “Like, firsty worsty, Magical Dream Princess savey waveied somebodywody from an icky wicky meanie weanie head the nighty wighty beforesie worsie lasty wastie, and after wafter thatsie watsie, she met Mister Wister Flower Wower and became friendy wendies with him~! (giggle!) And after wafter thatsie watsie, she foundy woundy outy wouty that the person werson she savey waveied was a magical wagical girl who’s namey wamey was Chloe Whoey, and she and Magical Dream Princess became friendy wendies, too~! Thensie wensie, Magical Dream Princess ran into Mayra Wayra, and asky waskied if she could take her to her homey womey placey wacey like she promised womised at Danny Wanny’s beachy weachy placey wacey, and she said yes~! (giggle!) Like, Magical Dream Princess and Mayra Wayra had sooooo much super duper funsie wunsie theresie weresie~! (giggle!) Like, firsty worsty, we played taggy waggy with a rocky wocky thingie wingy, while sliding widing down a mountain wountain~! Thensie wesnsie, we visited a biggy wiggy flower wower in the forest worest, but he was grumpy wumpy, so Magical Dream Princess gave him a nappy wappy~! Thensie wensie, some of the flower wower’s friendy wenies showed uppy wuppy, and we played taggy waggy with them, too~! Thensie wensie we rode on these super duper cooly wooly griffon wiffon thingie wingies, and thensie wensie…

This went on for several minutes more before MDP finally came to the conclusion of her action-packed adventure. “And, like, thatsie watsie’s when Mayra Wayra said she was the bossy wossy dragon wagon nowie~! (giggle!)”

“G-Gosh…” Connie whispered, the eyes of her mask having widened to several times their already large size.

“That certainly sounds like an eventful evening,” Gaia agreed, her usually serene visage also looking rather taken aback by the zany, hyperactive tale they had just been told.

“It, like, totally wotally was~! MDP agreed, while rapidly nodding her head. “But thatsie watsie’s not allsie wallsie~! ‘Cause, like, lasty wasty nighty wighty, Magical Dream Princess saw Alicia Wecia having waving a talky walky with some super duper meany weanie people weple, who said lots of nasty wasty stuffy wuffy about her! But, like, Magical Dream Princess was able wable to make them understandy wandy how awesome wawsome Alicia Wecia really is~! And, like, her super duper secret wecret special wecial imaginarywary friendy wendy Ashley Washley helpy welpied, too, ‘cause, like, she’s not imaginary waginary anymoreise~! (giggle!) Thensie wensie another meanie weanie head showed uppy wuppy, but we made her go bye bye, too, and after wafter thatsie watsie, Magical Dream Princess and Alicia Wecia watched lots and lots of magical wagical girl shows together wether~! (giggle!) Ashley Washley said she was super duper busy wusy, but, like, Magical Dream Princess cally wallied Melisa Wisa and she came over wover to watch with us, too~! ‘Cause, like, everybodywody knows that magical wagical girl shows are the besty westiest with friendy wendies~! (giggle!) Right, Melisa Wisa~?!” she asked the fairy hovering a short distance behind her.
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"Boy, I sure hope I recognize my GF when she comes back!!"

— Chloe Irving


For her part, Chloe had everything ready. Her mint operatives were in position, the Ossiarch Bonereapers were poised to strike, and… oh! She had encountered Oros once and she had said a lot of gibberish. Some of it related to her sword and how easy it was to spy on events. The story slayer sounded like a similar blade, so she continued to put her surprise out of her mind as she had for the past few days.

But it was boring to sit still and wait for things to happen. Part way through her preparations, the bottle she had wished for changed into a pendant. She hadn’t thought much of it at the time. She was too busy pulling strings here and there to bother with it. Though she had started to wonder if something had happened. Maybe the queen of hearts had finally taken out the wish granting magical girl. She held the pendant in her hand and rubbed it between her finger and thumb. Her third eye fixated on its magic.

Magic welled up in the pendant and a stream of magic poured out in the form on sparkles. It was clearly not the same as what the bottle emitted before when summoning the djinn. In the ball of magic fairy dust, Ruby tumbled into existence and fell onto the floor. ”Aaah, humph!” Balled up in her long cloak and skirt it took the woman a moment to orient herself and sit up. ”Ugh, oh. Hi Chloe.” She would give an awkward smile.

Chloe’s eyes darted between the newly arrived woman and the pendant in her hand. She did this several times before placing her hand over her face. "Again!?” She ran her fingers down her face. "I get it. Aurora switched up her look and so did I, but don’t you think you’re overdoing it a little bit? Maybe limit the whole transforming thing to once every other visit?” she looped the pendant around her neck and extended a hand.. "The only reason I’m not upset is you still look cute.” Chloe grinned. Of course, it was good to see she was still alive too.

Accepting the help back on her feet, Ruby pat herself down. It was like she was coated in glitter. Thankfully it did not stick to everything and dissipated as it scattered around her. ”Ah, well thank you.” She would beam from the complement. ”Though I’m not really sure what happened to be fair. I think I’ve become a fairy godmother?” She would pull the hood down and work on untangling her hair.

Chloe, for all her faults, was far too classy to use the opportunity to call Ruby a fairy god MILF. But she did think about it. "At least you know what you are. I mean, for the moment.” She reached up and pushed Ruby’s hair out of her eyes. "Anyway, I’m getting a little fidgety having to wait for everyone to start. I figured we could have a little bit of fun until we get the signal. Heck, maybe we can have even more fun after the signal.” she nodded to herself. She guided Ruby to the front of her army. Or at least part of it. The front line was a few mortek guards with necropolis stalkers just behind them and immortis guards just behind them. But to anyone else, they would just say there were a lot of skeletons of various sizes standing in rows. "What do you plan on doing once the fighting starts?”

Ruby looked over the army silently. She didn’t realize Chloe had access to such a thing. Not that it really concerned her at all. Plenty of forces out there after all. ”I will be keeping an eye on my own magical girl. I’m not sure how much I can contribute aside from helping people with their wishes beforehand. Though not everything people want directly helps with what’s coming.” She would observe.

"You’d think we’d take this a bit more seriously. Even now, everyone’s out for their own interests.” A more ironic statement Chloe could not speak, and she knew it. The corners of her lips curled into a smile. "To be fair, the outcome doesn’t matter too much to some of us. I don’t know if we’re going to repel the wonder chumps or not, but this is a battle I can’t survive.”

”That’s ominous. Why is that?” She would look a little concerned. How does one respond to a statement like that?

"I didn’t mean that literally, but….” Chloe took a moment to think. "I’m not exactly everyone’s favorite magical girl. As much as I hate to admit it, Penny wasn’t totally wrong when she said I failed upwards into a position of power. She was just wrong that it was the Mint and that it hadn’t happened a long time ago.” She waved her hand at the skeleton army. "My patron isn’t someone you should really screw around with. But I’ve had a change of heart recently and I think we’re going to reach an impasse pretty soon. They want Penrose really badly. Like really badly. But I’m not going to give it to them.” She shrugged her shoulders. "I’m not totally doomed though. I’ve got the Mint at my back and a few close friends. But Nagash isn’t the type of guy you just smack in the face and expect him to go away. Once the wonderland thing is done with, my trials will have just begun.”

Understanding what Chloe meant, Ruby would nod. Penrose essentially dragged conflict in from practically everyone. Even those who seemed intent on protecting the city had trouble cooperating at times. ”Well, I can do my best to help you with that. Maybe some of my good PR can tip the scales and get us a better deal.”

Chloe smiled. "I appreciate the gesture, but I’m a little skeptical about the odds of the magical girl community coming to bat for me. I mean, yea, we’re all fighting wonderland right now, but that’s to protect our home. I think it’ll be a lot harder to convince everyone to help the coin broker get away from a necromancer. And this is no ordinary necromancer. This is a necromancer who learned how to do the whole spirit/resurrection thing better than his god of death could. So, as a mortal, he killed them and absorbed their power.” She sighed. "We can worry about that later. It’s kind of awkward to have this conversation in front of his minions, you know? I mean...” she looked back at the bony abominations. "Few of them are truly sentient, but the point is that I really called you over here to have some fun! I know I brought it up, but we can talk about my problems later.”

”Fine by me. What did you have in mind?” She would walk around so that Chloe would turn away from the army.

"You have someplace to be later, right? We could make out until then.” Chloe groaned.
"No, best to do that after we've won. How about we set up some 'fireworks' to aid with the distraction? Aurora should be just about ready, but it never hurts to add more!”

All the better to kiss you under, my dear.






”Don’t mind me, just MDP’s imaginary friend.”

— KoT


”That's right! I'm totally real now!” Just like an imaginary friend, 'Ashley Washley' seemed to appear out of nowhere. Unlike an imaginary friend, everyone could see her. ”And now that I have a physical body, I'm not about to let the queen take it away from me.” She made a gun finger and shot at Connie. ”That, and you guys are MDP's special friends, so I have to do my best to protect you.”

The only way Mac could combat her urge to cringe was to try and be cringe herself. But boy was MDP outclassing her in that department...
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Chapter Ten-
Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Part Six- Words of Wisdom

I'm sure nothing important will happen at this perfectly generic park that holds absolutely no historical significance whatsoever.
-Kate


After parting ways with Parr, Kate had returned to Penrose, or at least, its most notable iteration, where Nykannis had informed the photographer that her final subject would be waiting. While there existed other individuals who bore the name Oros (Oros the Clumsy and Oros the Greedy among them), the Monarch of Mad Science had explained that they were nothing more than cheap knockoffs of the real thing, and thus completely unworthy of consideration. This final true Oros, on the other hand, was another matter entirely. Not only was she what Nykannis called a “prime variant”, that is to say, a variant whose true identity was an iteration of Mika Fang, but she was the most mature and composed iteration yet discovered. She was also quite likely the most powerful as well, which made her the most dangerous…

Although not native to this Penrose’s reality plenum, Oros the Wise, or “Wisdom”, as she often called herself, had recently taken up residence for reasons known only to herself, at least, until Kate snapped her picture. Since Wisdom was one of the few Oroses Nykannis was able to tolerate, and thus keep in contact with, the Mad Scientist Supreme had arranged for her to meet Kate at Penrose’s largest park (For those keeping track, yes, this is the same park Victoria and Cindy were killed at, as well as the park where Lily chose to gather the Boloton defenders and to hold her big "let's deal with Wonderland" meeting. In a few hours, it will hold yet another gathering, but for now, it's mostly empty). Taking a seat on a bench as she waited for her subject to arrive, Kate mentally prepared herself for the impending interaction with what could quite possibly be the worst Oros she’d yet encountered, Morowa’s words of warning echoing in her mind. As a former student counselor at a school for magical girls, any interaction with Wisdom was sure to include mind games aplenty, yet while Kate hated the thought of being psychoanalyzed, it was still infinitely preferable to being groped by some love-obsessed freak.

Or watching said freak french a dog…

And, also substantially better than being in the presence of that druid. It was strange how he hadn’t shown up again. For a time, Kate had suspected that he might show up while she was talking to Parr. While Kate hadn’t seen him the first time she visited an arcade, he came back with a vengeance. Fortunately, there was no point in which she had her clothes off, and all of her effects were in order. She shuddered to think about what he might be doing.

But she wouldn’t have to think much longer.

The moon’s lunar glow glinted off a pair of chrome handlebars. There barreling towards her was the druid, riding on a bike through the park’s empty pathways. He drew his camera from his mossy cloak and pointed it at Kate.

Upon seeing the druid, Kate was filled with utter fury. She didn’t care about the danger of having her picture snapped by the twisted creature, she just wanted to make her stalker pay for all the humiliating crap he’d put her through. Thus, instead of seeking cover, the photographer darted forward, leapt into the air, and delivered a flying kick to the druid, knocking him off his bike with considerable force.

That’s for stealin’ my stuff, jackass,” Kate told him. “And this is for tellin’ Suki everything about me!” she added, driving her foot into his crotch. “I coulda taken her picture without her even knowin’, but instead, I had to embarrass myself, get chased all over an arcade, nearly get poisoned, and then watch her make out with a dog!” the photographer continued, while delivering kick after kick to the druid’s prone form.

But Kate could only keep this up for so long. The druid wasn’t moving, aside from a slight twitch every time her foot landed. But eventually her leg tired, and her catharsis was complete. It eventually dawned on her that now would be a good time to take a picture of the elusive druid. So she pointed her camera, positioned her finger, and…

*SNAP*

Kate looked at the display, and what she saw regarding the druid caused her jaw to go slack.

The druid got up. Not like someone who had been kicked within an inch of their life, but like someone who was waking up from a restful nap. They stretched their arms over their head with a yawn, and their body started to shift. The leafy mantle turned into a respectable dress shirt. Moldy skin darkened to a clean tan, and where there was a man was now a woman. Where there was a druid was now Wisdom.

”Good evening Kate! You sure took your time, didn’t you?” She pulled each of her arms behind her head until they cracked. ”Anyway, I’m just here to take a picture. Are you ready? Do you have everything you need?”

The camera revealed that what stood before Kate was one of Wisdom’s many duplicates. Unlike this reality plenum, Wisdom’s duplicates were just as durable and strong as she was, and had an identical personality. But there were other differences, and Kate would need to take a picture of the original to know what they were.

“What the…” Kate gasped as the druid’s form shifted before her increasingly wide eyes. “You were Leshy this whole fuckin’ time?!

”Don’t be silly!” Wisdom, or her clone rather, waved her hand in dismissal. ”What makes more sense? That some random celtic forest god decided to start pranking you out of the blue, or that ‘I’ caught wind of your quest with my Endless Eclipse and decided to make it more exciting for you, or…” She scratched her head. ”I’m sure there are a few other possibilities, but of the two I mentioned, it should be obvious which one is more likely. After all, how would I acquire the camera he uses to capture his victims?” She placed a hand near her mouth. ”Good heavens, Kate! What if it’s all in your head? Do you think you have dementia?”

“I think you just enjoy screwing with people,” Kate muttered as she glanced over the information provided by her camera’s display. “As for where you got the camera, you’re a multiversal traveler just like me. I’d be surprised if you didn’t pick up any obscenely powerful artifacts as souvenirs. And when I say ‘you’, I mean the original Oros the Wise,” the photographer added pointedly. “You’re just one of her copies. A picture of you is nice and all, but I need one of the real thing.

”I figured that was the case.” “Wisdom” squatted down so that she was Kate’s height. ”But you’ve taken six pictures of us already. Surely you know you can’t just snap our picture and walk away. It’s part of your ritual to socialize with us a little bit.” Three more duplicates walked out of the darkness and stood between Kate and “Wisdom”. One of them turned into an old wood table, and the other two turned into chairs. “Wisdom” pulled one of the chairs out and sat down. ”I think a fun social activity would be to play a high stakes card game. If you win, Wisdom will reveal herself and allow you to take her picture. If I win…” She shook her camera. It looked very bulky and old fashioned. The flasher was a lightbulb in the middle of a silver dish, which looked severely oxidized. ”I’ll take your picture.”

“Wow, so all I have to do is win an obviously rigged card game?” Kate replied in a sarcastic deadpan. “And here I thought you were gonna make things difficult. Fine,” she conceded with a tired sigh. “What’s this game of yours?”

The smile left “Wisdom’s” face. She rested her elbow on the table and tapped her chin, as if she hadn’t actually thought this far ahead. ”Well, it seems like your main antagonist throughout this entire adventure has been Leshy, right?” she squared up her shoulders and placed her hands on her hips. ”He’s from a game called ‘Inscryption,’ Why don’t we try playing a modified version of that?” She smirked. ”If we were to use the original rules, it would most certainly be rigged in the dealer’s favor.”

“Oh, so you’re actually giving me a chance, huh?” Kate snarked with a raised eyebrow. “How magnanimous of you. So, what are the rules of ‘Modified Inscryption’?” she inquired.

”Modified Inscryption is just a lot less wordy than ‘Cryptic Crafter’s two-player version of Inscryptian’s first arc,’ isn’t it?” “Wisdom” pulled a laptop out from behind her back and set it on the table. After a few clicks here and there, she turned it around so that Kate could look at the screen. A set of rules for the game appeared on the screen. ”The basic premise of the game is that you use creatures to attack each other, and can sacrifice creatures to summon stronger creatures. The ruleset seems pretty fair, if a bit RNG dependent. I’m not against homebrewing some rules if you’d prefer to have more control of what ends up in your hand.”

There was quite a bit to take in, and it took Kate a few minutes to read everything over. Once she felt like she had a decent enough understanding of the rules, the photographer refocused her attention on Wisdom. “I take it we’ll be playing with Items and leaving out the suggested cards, along with the optional squirrel and over damage rules?” she asked.

”That does seem to invite the longest game.” “Wisdom” grinned. ”Ah! But we both have some extra cards, don’t we? I seem to recall you possessing a whistle and a gorelion. Why don’t we have some rules so that we can use those cards? Maybe when a player has their candle extinguished, we can both choose a card to place into our hand?”

“Sure, but I don’t want there to be any chance of them suffering permanent damage if something happens to them in the game, since they’re not ‘just’ cards,” Kate replied.

”I’m sure Nykannis can undo anything we do to these cards. Otherwise, if you want to keep your cards in mint condition, don’t play with them.” Wisdom shot Kate a teasing smile. ”And are you really going to stand through this whole game? I imagine that would get uncomfortable after a while. Would you rather sit on the park bench?”

Suddenly, the park bench that Kate had been sitting on grew a face that looked like Wisdom. ”It’s your choice in the end Kate, but I didn’t mind holding you up!”

​​Kate looked at the initial chair her “host” had provided and scowled. “Yeah, sure, why not?” she muttered as she slowly sat down. The bench looked a little sad, but excused itself from the park without a word. “Gotta say, I’m honestly surprised you wanna play a game rather than do your whole ‘student counselor thing’ on me,” she added with a weary deadpan. “Or does that come later?”

”I said that we would talk while we played, if that’s what you mean.” As the false wisdom said this, she started to draw cards in sets of three. Just like the rules suggested, they would take turns building their deck from twenty sets of three cards. ”But what are you expecting? You’re not one of those people who thinks student counselors are just shrinks for students, are you? I offer academic guidance, help create an atmosphere where students can learn and thrive, and commence both private and group counseling sessions to address specific social and emotional concerns. We may also work with teachers, parents, and so on to meet this end. But you Kate? You’re just a simple freelance photographer. You’re out of school and already have a career path, so why would we talk about your learning environment?”

“Normally, I suppose we wouldn’t,” Kate replied as she began picking her cards. “But you’re an Oros,” she added pointedly. “And most Oroses I’ve met like to mess with people.”

”Well that doesn’t sound anything like me…”

After they picked their final cards, Wisdom spread them out over the table to look at them all.



”It’s funny.” She said while tapping her chin. ”I must have played with these cards hundreds of times, but never in a game like this. I have no idea which deck is stronger, though I do see some synergies here and there. It’s clear that they were made by two people with two different play styles.” Her eyes rolled up to Kate. ”Is this your first game? Have you played a few card games in your time?”

“A few,” Kate replied with a wry smirk. “But this is my first time playing this particular game, so all I really had to go on was what I picked up while skimming over the rules.”

”Maybe beginner’s luck will work in your favor then.” After everyone drew their starting hands, play started immediately. ”Why don’t we talk about your Oros-filled adventure for a moment, hmm? I don’t think anyone in the multiverse has encountered as many of us aside from, well, madness herself!” Wisdom chuckled. ”Oriko and Dan were interesting characters, weren’t they? Despite your initial misgivings, you handled them rather well, didn’t you?”

“I like to think I handle most people pretty well,” Kate retorted. “It’s just that you Oroses are a special bunch. But as far as Oriko and Dan were concerned, my only real issue was havin’ to serve as a mediator for their little argument,” she continued. “Normally, I don’t like gettin’ involved with that kinda crap if I can help it. I prefer to keep a low profile. Y’know, blend in with the background?”

”Yet you seldomly do. With an exception to your most, hmmm, dangerous marks, you’re usually pretty forward with your approach. Even after you get your picture, you’re never in a great rush to leave.” She smirked. ”You seem fairly extroverted, actually. You have a way with people that those who ‘blend in’ typically lack. You sure a small part of you didn’t just want their fighting to stop?”

“Maybe a little,” Kate conceded. “But as far as stickin’ around goes, the only reason I stayed at the tournament was because I was on vacation, and on a job. Besides, nothin’ says I can’t spend some time enjoyin’ the places I visit,” she added.

”I wasn’t talking about just the tournament.” Wisdom’s clone clarified. ”Quite frequently you will stick around if time permits. Though there are exceptions, such as your trip to a certain school. I’ll concede you tried to leave there as fast as possible. ”

“Well, there’s not much to do when the whole world’s stuck in a chronolock,” Kate replied. “And as for my other recent photo ops, I’m pretty sure I tried leavin’ as soon as I got the picture I needed,” she added pointedly. “Well, except for Morowa’s, but that’s because she was actually fun to hang out with.”

She snorted. ”That was a clever segway to start talking about Oros the Shrewd. I can’t believe you’d be so cruel as to force your girlfriend and your extraordinary date into its place. We can talk about that later, but it’s easier for me to talk about things if they’re in chronological order.” The student counselor chuckled. ”That said, you did leave the school as quickly as you could. It’s a shame you didn’t get to meet Amber. Regardless, Shrewd was one of the more tolerable Oroses in your adventure I think.”

“I kinda have to agree,” Kate replied, choosing to ignore the quip about Morowa being her girlfriend, as opposed to giving Wisdom the satisfaction of evoking an annoyed response. “Though I wasn’t exactly fond of the idea of stickin’ around to socialize in as cringy a situation as that one.”

”That’s fair.” Wisdom’s clone sacrificed a squirrel to summon a creature. ”I don’t think I agree that you were in a rush to leave quickly. At least, that wasn’t the case with Luana. For someone so focused on their job, you really went all out to save her.”

“Maybe I just felt bad for her,” Kate retorted. “I mean, I’m not really a fan of seein’ someone get mind controlled into destroying the thing they love the most.”

”I mean there’s empathy and then there’s laying it all out there. You transformed, you summoned powerful creatures, even when the ‘heroes’ showed up you had to make sure she had a nice happy ending. You have a lot of enemies Kate, and it’s not because you go out of your way to be nice to people. Luana might not have been the worst Oros, but I didn’t get the impression you enjoyed her company. Why go to such lengths for her?”

“I just told you, it pissed me off seein’ what that jackass was makin’ her do,” Kate bit back. “And maybe if one of my gorelions hadn’t been stolen, I wouldn’t have needed to transform,” she added pointedly.

Wisdom grinned. ”Yes, but I don’t understand why. You’re helping Nykannis with her experiments, and Talus wasn’t doing anything that I couldn’t picture her doing. It just seemed like an interesting time to try and play the hero.”

“Somethin’ about him just ticked me off, and besides, it’s not like I haven’t ever messed with Nykannis before. I mean, there’s a reason I turn into Rapunzel in a wedding dress whenever I transform, and it’s not because I like the aesthetic.”

”What you did to Talus was a little more serious than anything you’ve done to Nykannis.” The look-alike yawned. ”But very well. You’re saying your choice to intervene was more to stop Talus than it was to reverse Luana’s transformation?”

“It was both,” Kate clarified. “Talus was an asshole, and didn’t wanna see Luana stuck as his mindless attack dog, forced to destroy the place she spent her whole life lookin’ for. I may be a bit amoral, but I’m not completely heartless,” the photographer added, giving Wisdom an annoyed glare.

”You could have just said that from the beginning.” She smiled. Even as Kate extinguished one of her candles, it felt like Kate was just playing along with Wisdom’s scheme. ”What even is there to say about your little adventure in Nova Lux? Though if I can be honest with you, you deserved everything that happened to you there. Taking a picture of Crystal was a low blow, even for an amoral photographer like yourself.”

“What the fuck was so bad about it?” Kate inquired. “I take pictures of all sorts of stuff, and it’s not like I did anything creepy, like forcing her to take her clothes off, she added, doing her best to suppress a shudder.

”You say that like you didn’t have any intention of blackmailing them later.” The impostor didn’t smile. ”You can prattle on about being amoral all you want, but all actions have consequences regardless of intentions. Though on the topic of Lada, she can be rather insistent, can’t she? ”

Most Oroses can,” Kate retorted. “And I only blackmail people if I need to,” she clarified. “And I only enjoy doin’ it if they’re assholes who had it comin’ to ‘em.”

”Well that’s reassuring!” the clone grinned. ”But I feel like Llada is insistent in a very specific way. As an example, you didn’t seem quite as agreeable to anything Joy wanted to do. Would you have even gone to dinner with her if Parr was around? I don’t think you would have.”

“Good guess,” Kate replied with a wry smirk. “The only reasons I agreed to visit Lada’s lab were to keep the picture I took, while also checkin’ out the stuff she was workin’ on. That kinda info’s got the potential to be pretty valuable, y’know?”

”I feel like you had other options there.” She tapped her chin. ”Certainly, someone who can spawn giant ice golems could have escaped if they really wanted to. Certainly, the wedding dress is less humiliating than no dress. In the moment we seldom act rationally, but is it possible you wanted to be friends with her?”

​​“Not even remotely, Kate stated flatly. “I just don’t like makin’ a scene if I don’t have to. Havin’ a fight on academy grounds would’ve alerted security, and like I said, I prefer to keep a low profile.”

”I still feel like you had other options, but I digress…” And with that, both players had a single candle left. ”Ah, that was just lucky. I feel like your hand ran out of one sacrifice cards to play? Hopefully you draw some for the final round.” Not!Wisdom began to fill her hand. ”Oh! And don’t forget to add your special cards to your hand. If it assuages your worries, those two cards will not burn up when defeated like every other card. Instead, they simply break into two pieces. I’m sure the good doctor can fix such a defect if they have to.” a carefree chuckle escaped her lips. ”I guess if we’re going to talk about your adventures in photography, we need to talk about Morowa too.” Her eyes half closed. ”You’ve seen more Oros proxies than anyone. Tell me Kate, what do you think really makes an Oros what they are?”

“Well, Nykannis has some theories about that,” Kate replied. “She said that there are several commonalities most Oroses share, like being incredibly perverted assholes, but from what I’ve seen, the only thing that every Oros I’ve met so far has had in common is some kind of precognitive or clairvoyant ability, usually via a magic sword, which implies some kind of connection to Aigorost.”

”That’s certainly part of it.” Wisdom set down her cards and folded her hands together. ”A connection to Aigorost is what makes an Oros an Oros. They are ultimately the one they inherit their Endless Eclipse from, regardless if it’s a sword, spear, head dress… or a recipe.” She poked the table. ”But that means that Oros are chosen, and they must have some quality that Aigorost looks for before granting them their gifts. It’s not their hair color or their body shape. While many have obsessive personalities, not all of them do. So if it’s not how they act, look, or even magical capability, what do they all have in common?”

Kate thought for a moment. “Uh, tragic backstories?” she asked.

”Hah!” The fake Oros clapped her hands. ”That was very close. To be fair, you don’t have Wisdom’s photo. Aside from being a bit of an outsider, my ‘backstory’ doesn’t even come close to being tragic.” She placed her hands on the side of her head, like she was going to sleep. ”It’s our front stories that are tragic. We can never get what we truly want. Madness can never be a hero, I can never test the Marrywell students, Savage cannot truly enjoy the company of elves, Swift will never hold the powerstone, Shrewd cannot reconnect with her children, The Inventive will never feel like an equal, and Joy will never experience true love. We are doomed to walk the earth for an eternity and never have our goals realized.” She leaned forward and placed her chin in her hand. ”Do you want to know what Morowa wanted? What she could never have?”

The clone slowly removed her hand out from under her chin and pointed at Kate.

“A friend…?” Kate asked with a frown. “I mean, I know I couldn’t stay there, but I can always go back for a visit,” the photographer protested.

”You’re not really this dense, are you?” The replica was positively grinning. This wasn’t the mischievous smile of a trickster, but that of someone who just heard a good joke. ”Kate, you remember the celestial event that was going on? The one with all the moons?” She folded her hands together. ”Morowa’s ability to divine the future is based on the position of the moons. You’ll have to forgive me for not remembering their names off the top of my head, but there was one that pertained to time manipulation, correct? Well, that’s how Morowa divines things. And with all the moons lined up in the sky like that, her powers were supercharged! She could divine so many things at a really high speed. What’s a good analogy? Think of an internet connection. If real life was dial up, her divination abilities were fiber optic. In just a few seconds, she could experience months or years of events.” The imposter leaned back in her chair. ”And this is compounded because she’s a moth feykin. A month to them is like a decade to you. It’s practically unheard of for them to live a year. Yet she was able to experience so much in that time.” The smile ran from her face. ”They aren’t built to live that long. They mature quickly. They make enemies and friends much faster than you or I do. And she’s seen your entire life. Your highs and lows, your adventures, a fraction of your life that is twenty times longer than the one she will lead. She had no recourse but to fall in love with you.”

“I-In love..? Kate’s eyes widened. If she was being honest, a part of her had suspected Morowa’s feelings for her went well beyond mere friendship, but she hadn’t wanted to give that possibility much thought. It was better that way. Leave it to an Oros to make her confront it head-on… “W-Why the hell would she fall in love with someone like me?! the photographer stammered, her gaze downcast as her cheeks began to turn a bright shade of crimson. “T-There’s nothing likable about me, especially if she’s seen all the people I’ve screwed over in the past!”

”Since she saw everything, maybe she was able to relate to your every choice, even the bad ones. Maybe she’s had similar experiences over her own short life. Maybe she’s just as twisted as you, as twisted as any Oros is. Maybe it’s all that and more. Maybe, maybe, maybe not.” The decoy grinned, and her fangs were sharp. ”Isn’t the irony positively delicious though? Even if you made a point to meet with her once a week, that would be like waiting two or three years to see her. Time warp nonsense notwithstanding. Oh! Maybe time actually moves even faster there. But that doesn’t change anything, really.” she tapped the table. ”You can’t stay with her, and she can’t stay with you. Even if you took her with you on all of your crazy adventures, she’d wither and die in seven months time. And what kind of existence is that anyway? You couldn’t reciprocate her feelings if you tried.”

Kate’s eyes narrowed into a glare. “You’re one sick bitch, you know that? Yeah, sometimes life sucks, and some people just seem destined to be failures, but that still doesn’t mean ya can’t make the most out of the good parts, or try an’ flip destiny the bird,” she added, holding out her middle finger.

”Flip destiny the bird?” The pretender leaned forward in her chair. ”I think I know what you mean. If Morowa could find some way to cryogenically freeze herself, then maybe we could address some of her problems.” She held her chin in thought. After thinking a bit, her eyebrows shot up. ”I’m sorry, I just realized I never showed you my extra cards, and I already know what yours are. That was not sporting on my part. Here.” She turned over one of her cards, which was revealed to be Leshy. ”Hah! Using someone’s own weapon against them is a classic. I guess you know how I got the camera now.” She picked up the card and grinned at it. ”He’s frozen in a sort of stasis now. He’s not really dead, in theory, he can live forever if I never play him in a game. If this were Morowa you could just sort of card and un-card her at appropriate times. Even if you couldn’t find a way to extend her life, at least you could both age together. Wouldn’t that be nice?”

Or I could get Nykannis to just extend her lifespan,” Kate countered. “I mean, she owes me big for agreeing to take on a job like this one. But you’re right,” the photographer conceded softly. “It would be nice.”

”That’s not very amoral of you.” The false Oros tapped the edge of the card on the table. First fast like she was chopping carrots, then slowing to a stop. ”Oh! But Kate, you didn’t see my second card yet.” She used the corner of Leshy to turn over her next card. It was a little unusual. The picture on it was of a cocoon, but it was transparent enough to reveal a girl in the fetal position inside of it. The girl’s silhouette looked familiar, but the name at the top of the card would have cleared it up instantly even if Kate chose to disbelieve it.

Morowa’s cocoon.

”The moth man cards might be banned, but I can play the moth woman.” Not!Wisdom turned the card over in her hand. ”Similar concept to the moth man card. You play a weak card, and if it survives enough rounds, it turns into something that can one hit kill the opponent. This card is the same way, only it’s even faster, and even weaker at the start. A fart could send this card to its grave.” She chuckled, but her chuckling stopped as she started to look closer at the card. ”Kate? I think you’ve beaten me. All of my strongest cards have been expended. By process of elimination, I know exactly what’s in your hand, as we’ve drawn all of our cards minus the squirrels. I don’t like my chances. But I’m tenacious, you know? All Oros are, so I can’t just let you win.” She sacrificed a squirrel and played Morowa’s cocoon. One hit point, zero attack, and the fledgeling sigil. ”My only hope is that you don’t have the heart to kill Morowa. Next turn her attack will raise to seven and she’ll gain the airborne sigil, which will be enough to end the game in my favor. I don’t like my gambit, but it’s all I can play.” Not-quite-Mika placed a hand on her hip. ”I have to imagine she knew what her fate would be before I took her picture. Did she know she would be safe, or come to grips with her fate?”

Kate’s eyes widened when she saw Wisdom’s final card, before swiftly narrowing into slits as she ground her teeth together in an enraged snarl. “Do you seriously expect me to believe that she willingly let her picture be taken?” the photographer growled. “Even with the knowledge that she’d be turned into a card for this fucked up game?”

”As long as you know that’s actually her, you can believe whatever you want.” The wisdom replica shot Kate a glare, like she was disappointed in her child. ”Why, Kate? How do you think I was able to take a picture of someone with such powerful divination abilities? Does her level of willingness change anything?”

“Yeah, ‘cause I consider Morowa a friend,” Kate shot back. “And when people mess with my friends, I make sure they regret it. As for how you could get around her precognitive powers, there are plenty of ways to circumvent that kinda thing, and I’m sure you know every last one of ‘em.”

She held her gaze, eventually sighing into the cold night air. ”Well, I am positively rattled by this aura you’re putting on, miss ordinary photographer. I suppose I will show you what transpired and you can judge for yourself.” The false catwoman drew a knife from her blouse. ”Keep your hands off your camera. If I so much as suspect you’re trying to take a picture of Wisdom, I’ll destroy the card.” The card being Morowa. That was all she was to this fake Oros.

Kate could feel a presence moving behind her, even if she couldn’t hear it. Two hands reached out from behind her, and in them was a sheathed Katana. With a flick of their thumb, the blade popped free, and was slowly pulled from its holster. But what was about to transpire wasn’t a beheading, but a divining of the past. The shiny blade was pulled up to Kate’s eyes, and she could witness Morowa’s fate.

The moth girl waved to Kate as she departed, and jumped into the dark forest below. She was smiling ear to ear. But as she got closer to the forest, she started to frown. Once she landed on the ground, she nearly collapsed, and needed to lean against a tree to stop from falling over. One hand was on her heart, the other on the bark of the tree. She exhaled and hung her head. Then out of the darkness, a figure appeared. It was Leshy, or the imposter Leshy. The one holding Endless Eclipse up for Kate spoke.

”Was I right?” Her voice, the real Wisdom’s voice, matched Leshy’s lip flaps perfectly. ”You’re love sick, aren’t you?”

”I am.” The replica wisdom across the table spoke for Morowa. Much like Wisdom, her voice matched up with the moth girl’s mouth perfectly. ”I feel so conflicted. Part of me wishes that I hadn’t looked, that I just regarded her as a stranger and let her walk in and out of my life. But the other part…” Morowa stood up and turned to face Leshy. ”The other part of me is glad I got to feel this way. The entire time I was divining her past it was like I was a ghost floating over her shoulder. And then getting to talk to her…” While the clone’s voice didn’t crack, Morowa’s must have, because she raised a hand to her mouth. ”I’m going to think about her until she returns.”

”Aren’t you forgetting something?” Leshy pulled his camera out of his cloak. ”You weren’t supposed to help her find me.”

Morowa froze. ”I-I didn’t! I have no idea who you really are!”

”But you tried to find out. Had my preparations not been perfect, You would have.”

The moth woman hugged herself. She let the wind leave her lungs in a slow, controlled manner. ”As long as you leave Kate out of it, you can do whatever you want with me.”

”That’s not going to be possible. But if it makes you any more at ease, this is not a punishment.” He held the camera against his chest. ”It will take too long to explain. Why don’t you just look and see for yourself?” Leshy’s face transformed into Wisdom’s.

At first, Morowa was taken aback. But she quickly regained her composure and closed her eyes. Just like she had when she tried to find Leshy’s true identity for Kate. When she opened them again, she sighed. ”I saw it. The card game.”

”Then you know I do not intend to hurt you.”

”I think that’s a little misleading.”

Leshy shrugged. ”You’re not trying to escape.”

”No, take my picture.”

”Did you see the end of the game? Do you know the outcome?”

”I know that you are going to show our conversation to Kate, and I don’t want to influence her. Take my picture.”

”Very well.”

With a flash, the sword was sheathed, and Wisdom seemed to disappear into the air.

”Any more questions?”

Kate was silent for several moments as she let everything she’d seen and heard sink in. When she finally spoke, her mouth was curled into a contemptuous sneer.

“Yeah,” the photographer told Wisdom. “Just one. Do you actually think this is a hard decision?”

”For you?” The false Wisdom tapped the side of her head. ”Harder than I thought it was going to be? You’re hesitating, which I wasn’t expecting. But no, I guess not. I’m not sure what you’re going to do, which is why I’m curious to see.”

“Really?” Kate inquired with a condescending smirk. “I mean, when ya think about it, there isn’t even a choice. If I ‘let Morowa live,’ I lose the game and get turned into a card for you to do whatever you please with, completely at the mercy of your sadistic whims, just like Morowa. On the other hand, even if I do end up destroying her card, I can just have Nykannis restore it. If that’s even Morowa in the first place.”

”Ahh yes, Nykannis, the great equalizer.” The one who is not really Wisdom beamed with joy. ”As much as she complains about Penrose, she makes full use of the advantages provided to her. Not unlike big tech trying to navigate antitrust laws. Regardless of how hopeless a situation seems, you can always rely on her to fix things in the end.” She shook her head. ”Can I be quite frank with you, Kate? I don’t like this place.” She turned to look at the greater Penrose. ”I don’t like all the rules, I don’t like how they change moment to moment, I don’t like the nepotism that happens between the patrons, I don’t even like the power structure that’s set out for magical girls here. It’s impossible to understand how any of it works, and that’s by design. Too much is left to the whims of higher powers.” She stood up and folded her hands behind her back. ”I’ll admit some of the people are interesting. The sights too. But I can only look at so many planets made out of spaghetti or the shifting layers of the overcity before my brain just kind of turns itself off. You know what it’s like? It’s like when your homeroom teacher in kindergarten lets you play with toys before class. You have this big toy bin that’s just loaded with stuff, but there’s not enough to go around. So do the children share? Of course not, this is kindergarten and it’s every child for themselves. Some of them might get one toy and then try to isolate themselves from everyone else. Some of them will be joined by a child that doesn’t have a toy. They might fein interest in what the other kid is doing, but really they are just trying to get some stupid wooden car so that they can pretend to race it across the floor. But for some reason you’re just standing in the middle of the room with no toys, watching everyone be unhappy and unpleasant with themselves, and the teacher is just trying to ignore the growing contempt everyone has for one another while she finishes preparing the day's first lesson. And that’s just like Penrose. You only have so many wooden cars to go around, and nobody can really enjoy them! I was not made for such a hell! No wonder Madness did so well here!”

The woman that looked like Wisdom but really was not Wisdom picked up a stone and hurled it into the sky. It didn’t come back down.

”But to address your observations...” She sat back down in the chair. ”I assure you that Nykannis will not be able to bring her back if she dies in this game. I would not give you her remains. Nykannis might make a convincing clone if you’re nice, but it wouldn’t really be her. As for her authenticity, you have a special camera that can divine things and make connections between other pictures you’ve taken. Why don’t you just snap a picture of it and compare it to the one you have of Morowa? You’ll see it’s authentic. As for being turned into a card…” She smirked. ”Morowa seemed to be optimistic about the future. Perhaps someone will come and save you?”

“Or perhaps you’re just talkin’ outta your ass,” Kate retorted. “That was a nice rant there, by the way,” she added. “But if ya think that this universe’s batshit rules framework is the only thing allowin’ Nykannis to be as powerful as she is, then you’re not nearly as wise as ya think. She’s the greatest mad scientist I’ve ever met, in any universe,” the photographer went on. “And I’ve know her since waaay before she came to this one. Kim Ross and Kat Donlan can’t even hold a candle to her. So there’s no doubt in my mind that she could restore Morowa good as new. But I don’t think I’d even need to ask her to, ‘cause I’m still not convinced that’s actually Morowa in there,” she told her host, while pointing to the card in question. “I’m sure you of all people are well aware of how much Nykannis loves to give lectures, and one of her favorite topics is the observer effect. In particular, how to make it work to your advantage. You know how it works, right?” Kate inquired with a grin. “Observed events can’t be altered, but unobserved events are your personal playground. Did ya think I’d be too emotionally distressed to notice that ya ended the scene just before you, or rather, the real Wisdom, actually took Morowa’s picture? Anything could have happened after that, and I’m not about to fuck with things by taking a picture of that card. Nice try, though,” she “congratulated” the counselor, before playing her final attack card. “But you’re still gonna lose.”

If there was a word that could be used to describe the look on not really Wisdom’s face, it would be concern. Not for herself, but for Kate. Despite being a clone, she shared many of the true wisdom’s memories, and one such memory was everything that happened after the camera flash. Morowa had been turned into a card, the card that Kate was so eager to destroy. The deck had always been in the hand of Wisdom’s clones, if not Wisdom herself. Yes, she had heard of the observation effect, but she didn’t really believe in it. At least, she didn’t really think it pertained to anything here. Not using the genuine Morowa in a “game” such as this would have defeated the entire point. She could understand Kate being skeptical of her. It came with the life she led, and also Wisdom and her clones had been causing mischief since her quest started. To suspect trickery was natural. But to hedge your bets on everything turning out okay because of a mad scientist’s lecture? She shouldn’t have been surprised. Kate went full fangirl mode after incorrectly assuming that the poser Wisdom was complaining about Nykannis, when the bulk of what was said was leveled at the world itself. It wasn’t worth correcting, and it didn’t matter.

The clone squinted her eyes. No, there was no way Kate actually believed in what she was saying. It was just who she was. She needed to disbelieve the card because if she didn’t, then she could not acquire a picture of Wisdom, and then she would have failed Nykannis. At least, that was one possibility. But Wisdom was a counselor, not a scientist, and possibility was never as important as outcome. And the outcome was that Kate was choosing to engage with this as a game of wits rather than choosing between a life and her mission. It was hard to blame her.

It was also hard not to laugh. Wisdom had been defeated, but not by Kate. The outcome of the game never mattered to her. She had been defeated by this world, which robbed her of the chance to witness someone going up against true stakes. How she longed to watch someone try and become something more than what they were, or embrace it despite her attempts to change them. But she was no match for this world and it’s insanity. Such was her fate, as an Oros doesn’t get to find what makes them happy.

And while the doppleganger reflected, Kate’s card surged forth and struck Morowa’s cocoon. It shook, blackened, and burned up.

A sigh of resignation through smiling lips.

”I suppose I’ll concede.” Her last candle extinguished itself.

She scooped up the remains of the card, eyed them, and then slipped them into her pocket. The fake councilor was tempted to make Kate realize what she had done, but there was no point. In hindsight, maybe she should have antagonized her less. But she quickly dismissed that thought. It was important that Kate viewed her as an enemy. And the issue wasn’t Kate’s choice, it was how she made her choice. ”Are you ready to meet the real me?”

“I’ve been ready ever since I got here,” Kate replied, her tone suffused with tired annoyance. Even so, she didn’t seem particularly perturbed by the destruction of Morowa’s card. If anything, the photographer looked relieved the game was finally over.

”Right, This way then.”



Wisdom viewed the end of the card match from her hiding place. Her thoughts were the same as her clone. Any time she split off, they were perfect copies of her in both body and mind. Her clones always behaved the same way she would, barring the fact that only the original had access to endless eclipse. With the card game over, Wisdom used her sword to peer deeper into the card player’s surroundings. Nykannis called it the observer effect, but Glex called them hyper positions. Wisdom was accustomed to nailing things down with Endless Eclipse so that such foolery didn’t rear its ugly head later. Though she needed to be doubly sure in a world like this. Yes, that was 100% Kate standing there with her camera. Yes, the scene had not been altered in any way, shape, or form. This was hardly an indication that things were going to go smoothly, but Wisdom would take what she could get.

She gave the signal.

A massive stone fell out of the sky and impacted the ground just a few feet behind Kate. Her clones started to revert back, ushering her inside the portal on one of the stone’s faces. Wisdom herself took her time in approaching. She tipped her head sideways as the stone her clone had thrown earlier came wheezing past her head and buried itself in the ground. When she stepped inside, the portal closed.

They were aboard the CAPRICORN now. Kate, five of Wisdom’s clones, and herself. She extended her hand, and a clone handed her the deck of Inscryption cards. As Wisdom sorted through them, her clones fused with her. When she was young, having their overlapping experiences fuse with her might have been disorientating, but she had long overcome the vertigo from fusion sickness. Now it felt more like she was remembering forgotten memories.

Eventually, Wisdom came across Morowa’s cocoon and pulled it out of the deck. With a flick of her wrist, the card flew from her hand, Mid-flight it was consumed in a bright light, and then Morowa came tumbling through the air and landed in Kate’s arms, only to knock both of them to the ground.

Yes, Morowa’s card had been destroyed, but this was Inscryption. Regardless of what happened to a card, it always managed to reassemble itself for the next game regardless of how many times it was slashed, burned, or sacrificed. It might not have been available for the rest of a game, but it would have been there for the next game. Wisdom and her clones might have been putting on a tough act, but it was just that, an act. Even the camera that Wisdom threatened to take Kate’s picture with was just an old camera. She had the real one, of course, but the rules of the game were that she was going to take a picture with that specific camera. Regardless of what happened, things were always going to lead to an encounter between the real Wisdom and Kate right here. It was all very farcical and convoluted, which was par for the course when you were involving three interdimensional travelers in a world that was not their own, and two of them were an Oros and all of them were tricksters.

”Mhm.” Morowa started to get up. She was slowly coming to, and realized how close she was to Kate. At least, that was what her blushing face seemed to indicate. ”Ah.” She turned her head away from Kate, but also pointed her eyes towards Kate. ”Can you get up?”

“Yeah, I’m okay,” Kate reassured the moth girl as she got to her feet. “And I’m glad to see you are, too,” she added with a grin. “Sorry ya had to go through all that.”

”It’s okay!” She said from her position on the floor. ”I’m glad I get to see you again so soon.”

“Same here,” Kate replied. “Uh, do you need any help?” she asked after noticing Morowa still hadn’t gotten up yet.

The moth girl rolled onto her side so that she could get her legs under herself. With a shove, she rocked onto a kneeling position. She smiled brightly ”Nope!” Her hands on her knees. If she was a dog girl instead of a moth girl, her tail might have been wagging.

“Cool,” Kate acknowledged with a chuckle. “So,” she added, turning her attention to Wisdom. “Think I can I take that picture now?”

”That’s the only reason I’m here.” That wasn’t quite true. She had a few other tasks, like jumping to the next reality plenum on her list. She had debated taking Olivia with her, but the girl was probably having so much fun she didn’t even notice Wisdom was missing. Let the girl have her fun, you’re only a teenager once. Though that tended to last a while when you were a magical girl.

“Great,” Kate replied, raising her camera and taking a quick snapshot. “Welp, that should do it,” she declared after checking the display to confirm that this was, indeed, the real Oros the Wise. “I guess Morowa and I’ll be goin’ now, unless you’ve got more mindfuckery planned.”

Wisdom put on a heartfelt smile, letting her pride swell from Kate’s comment. ”Oh no, I’m all out of mind-duckery. You have a much better understanding of this world’s rules than I do anyway.” She confessed. ”That said...”

If Wisdom had the time, she might have said “but Bonnie might.” Though the cybernetic wolf girl was already in motion. Despite her gun being larger than she was, despite her body being larger than almost any magical girl in this world, and despite her shape not being conductive for fast movement, she practically teleported over the counter and seized hold of Kate’s camera. Her gloved fingers concealing the camera in her grasp.

Tina had not gotten very far by trying to steal Kate’s special camera, but the countermeasures put in place to protect it did not seem to slow Bonnie down in the slightest. Her arm arced with blue light, and she kept her steady, judgemental gaze on Kate as she pulled the camera towards herself.

Morowa had hopped backwards. She got her power from her world’s moons, which were nowhere to be found in this reality. But Wisdom didn’t take her eyes off the scuffle. Her head was empty of everything, save the thought that in this magical world of magical girls, it was technological marvels like Penny, Nykannis, and Bonnie that held the most power.

“W-What the fuck?!” Kate exclaimed in shock, her eyes going wide as her camera was snatched out of her hands. “And how the hell are you still holding that without screaming your lungs out in pain?!”

Rather than give an answer, Bonnie turned the camera around and quickly scrolled through it. Once she was done, she handed the camera back to Kate. ”Not bad for an ordinary photographer.” She stepped over to the exit door and placed a hand on the frame. ”Is there a destination you wish to reach?” Bonnie’s voice was perfectly neutral, as if the brief theft of Kate’s camera had never happened.

“Nykannis’s Lab,” Kate replied warily, even as she took a quick snapshot of Bonnie. After all, someone capable of ignoring her camera’s security measures was definitely worth learning more about. “So, is this a friend of yours, or just a professional acquaintance?” she asked Wisdom, pointing her thumb at the cyborg monster girl.

It took Wisdom a moment to come out of her haze and address Kate. ”Acquaintance is a strong word. She just takes me around this part of the multiverse. ” She winked.

Bonnie said nothing. She remained as still as a statue until the doorway changed to Nykannis’s lab. Or at least, an area near the giant superstructure. Unlike a lot of interdimensional travelers, Bonnie respected the boundaries of homes and bases, and seldom traversed inside.

Morowa had sprung to her feet. Her eyes bounced between Wisdom and Bonnie as she moved to be beside Kate. ”I’m not in a rush to go back home. Can I come with you?”

“Well, yeah, Kate said with a chuckle. “I was just about to invite ya along. Now that my current job’s finished, we can hang out for a bit. Plus, I think you’ll enjoy meeting my pal Nykannis. She’s a little unhinged, but she’s still pretty cool, and pretty helpful, too,” the photographer explained.

”Unhinged?” She closed her eyes, only to remember that she was blind to the future here. ”’Unhinged’ doesn’t fill me with confidence, but if you think she’s ‘cool and helpful’ I’ll take your word for it.”

“Don’t worry,” Kate told her with a reassuring smile as she placed an arm around the moth girl’s shoulder. “I’ll make sure she doesn’t mess with ya.”

This seemed to reassure the moth woman, at least a little. She took hold of Kate’s arm and walked out the door. Moments later, Kate and Morowa disappeared from view as the doorway fogged over.

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”That’s not how I expected things to end, but in retrospect, it makes the most sense.” Wisdom leaned against the door frame and folded her arms. ”That was a lot of effort just to get Kate to take your picture.”

”Was that all I did?” As Bonnie replied, a clone of her materialized behind her. Wisdom only sighed in response.

”You activated Kate’s camera and turned her data of you into a clone, and then hid it?”

”That is the simple version of what I did, yes. I also gave her photos of some of the other Oroses, though I would not be surprised if Nykannis chose not to use them.”

Wisdom knew better than to ask for the detailed version. Any world that operated on “observer theory” was sure to have plenty of other rules that would fry her brain like an egg. Perhaps the photographer was right. Nykannis was smart in any universe, but that didn’t mean she wasn’t using this world’s broken logic to the fullest of her ability. ”Did you get everything you wanted out of this meeting I arranged for you?”

”Yes, your performance was satisfactory. Your payment has already been sent to the academy. But I would like you to have this as well.”

Wisdom extended her hand, and Bonnie placed a grief seed in her outstretched palm. As an interdimensional traveler with divining powers, she knew exactly what the seed was capable of. But she was also aware that her thoughts were likely being probed by eldritch entities, so it was best to not think about what the seed actually did. Though she was excited to use it as soon as possible. ”Aren’t we generous today?”

”You served the CAPRICORN well, you get a seed. I only wish you had a personal stake in what was going on.”

”I guess we’re both going to leave disappointed.” Wisdom smiled. There really wasn’t anything more for them to talk about. The wise Oros was not especially interested in the going ons of this world, and Bonnie wasn’t being especially forthcoming with her plans. ”Do you have my next stop prepared?”

”Yes, Marrywell Academy is right through that door.” The usually stern pilot grinned. ”Second time’s the charm?”

”With faculty like this?” Wisdom rolled her eyes and stepped through the doorway. She vanished without saying goodbye.
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Having received the Grief Seed from Penny, Rose and Iris brought it back for Janet to look over later. Much like others who had encountered it, the intense negative emotion was disconcerting to say the least so they wasted no time getting it to its destination. Dropping it off like a hot potato in a magical box, the seals shield the two from the sense of foreboding that once filled the magic lab. It lacked many of the accommodations that Beacon had provided in the past, but the Guardian had some of her own tools and now a surplus of magic at her disposal.

One more to add to the collection as the seed was now stored away safely with the other serving as a control. Despite having two from Connie and Mia, Janet had not been able to completely unravel the mysteries of the seeds. These coming from another universe left the past and future of their magic outside her purview, even with a connection to the Nexus. That was not to say she hadn’t made any progress. The grief that the exterior exuded was seemingly a result of its arcane cultivation. Based on what she was told, it apparently served as a coin of some sort.

Even though the outside was unpleasant, the Guardian could tell that the magic contained was quite powerful and held potential. Getting to see deeper was more complicated than just breaking it open, at least not without accepting whatever it was that it contained outright. The alternative was to get it to sprout. Would offer a better glimpse and maybe even the opportunity to grow more. There were a lot of unknowns to that last part. For all she knew it could take millennia before baring seed if it could survive at all.

Seeing as sprouting was the goal, the three had been doing their best to coax a seed to open. Finding that it responded to some prodding with magic, Janet created another magically sealed box and had placed one of the seeds inside. On two of the sides were some magic circles that they could use to feed in magic from the outside. Being a foreign plant it would likely need to be acclimated to the magic of this world before anything else. So thanks to Rose and Iris’ Mana Channel it was relatively easy to feed the seed magic and observe any changes. Janet knew their efforts wouldn’t be completely fruitless, though she wasn’t completely assured how at would play out.

Now, sitting quietly, eyes closed, and legs crossed in meditation, Janet was preparing herself for the days ahead. And though the author had protected her from being overwhelmed by the expanded magical awareness, it was still a lot to adjust to. It also was to recenter herself around her pledge. Her convictions may be strong, but she couldn’t get complacent with her responsibility.

With experimentation left to Rose and Iris, the Guardian eventually reported her initial findings to the Queen of Penrose. By and large the remade magical girl hadn’t revealed herself to the community at large. Though try as she might, it was unlikely that the astute would have missed something happening that involved the Nexus or Kayli going missing. They might not know exactly what it was, but spies and others were probably slinking around trying to find out.

Speaking of, she’d been informed that there was going to be a meeting with Mariette and some Vassals from Wonderland. Apparently they were bringing in some of the more disenfranchised groups and try and persuade them to side against the current regime in Wonderland. While there were some reasons not to reveal herself, it made sense to help Mariette by showing that she had strong allies by her side. People were meeting at the park which was a little too public for her taste, so she arranged to meet up with Penny and Mariette afterward to speak with the Vassals from Wonderland.




Melisa has taken a step back from much of the goings-on in Penrose. Fighting wasn’t really her thing and with the looming conflict her patron didn’t really want her getting involved. Short-sighted perhaps, but that was the circumstance. It wasn’t like the girl was entirely aware of how she was being manipulated behind the scenes.

Accompanying Magical Dream Princess to the meeting at the park, the magical fairy girl fluttered on over to the trio with a big smile. ”Yeah! The more the merrier.” She would hover over to Mia and Connie. ”It’s been a while. How have you been?” Melisa would wave to Ashley when she appeared. MDP had already spoken about the imaginary girl, so seeing her wasn’t entirely a surprise.






While Janet was away, the twins were tasked with monitoring the status of the seed they’ve been attempting to grow. While initially skeptical of success, their ally seemed to have change of opinion on the matter. So far the pair still didn’t know what the object was for other than it could be activated by crushing it. That of course was risky, or at least riskier than what Janet had presented anyway.

Opening up the chamber day after day was something of a dread because of the despair it emanate. They would look for a few seconds before shutting the box again and taking some notes before taking another look to be sure they didn’t miss anything. True to predictions, the seed was starting to look a little brighter and plump.

Together they would prep an arcane growing room. It was more of a small space no bigger than the size of a shower with sigils protecting it. Presumably the work would be tougher once it was a proper plant. There was a pretty high chance they might just kill the thing since they didn’t have any data on what it feeds on, the type of soil it would need, climate preference, etc... Magic was one thing, but that seemed more like watering than proper tending. One thing they noticed was the healthier the seed got the more often they had to infuse more magic. It was getting to be a little more than they could handle so they had to cut back.

As with the last several days, Rose and Iris entered the lab and went over to the container holding the seed. Through the viewing window they could see that the seed had split open and that small roots had crept out. The entire thing had darkened and looked dried out.

”Oh. That’s doesn’t look good.” Rolling the box so the seed would shift. The roots snapped off like dried pasta. ”Well. Should I go get one of the others?”

Picking up their clipboard. Iris began writing down the postmortem. ”Yeah. Janet left some notes on some alternative things to try. Probably will have to find a better source of magic.”

Knowing that Janet would want to examine what remains of their little experiment, Rose picked up an additional box to store it. They had to reuse the other since it had the magic circles. Grabbing another seed she would turn back around and pause. Iris wasn’t in the room and she had a sinking feeling in the pit of her stomach. She glanced at the door which was still closed. She would creep her where she was last standing. Popping her head around the counter hoping to see a prank being played on her, she just found the clipboard on the floor. ”Sis? Where’d you go?”

”Rose.”

Whirling around, Rose would look in the direction of the arcane container. The door was open. The split in the seed that had been dark before was glowing a pale blue. Gasping she rushed forward. ”Iris!” She would drop what she had and reached out to pick the dry seed up. Coming close she felt a resonance with the seed and a pull. Lifted off her feet there was a spiral of magic that drew her in to join her sister.

The room fell silent for a moment. Shortly though the seed began to thrum, slowly at first. As the pace increased the seed opened and vines began spilling out. The whole of the two magical girls fueling the accelerated growth of the life form. In minutes the room was overrun with vegetation. Vines, branches and leaves covered nearly every surface and likely would have worked their way out of the room where it not magically protected. A mass of flora ballooned into a bulb near the center of the room that began gurgling and growling. All the vegetation that had spread out wilted slightly as the magic began to retreat back to the this singular point. Quivering and shreaking, two buds emerged from the top of the bulb. The horrifying sounds died down as two figured could be seen through the leaves from the magical glow as the rules of this reality kicked in.

”M-must grow.”
”Must… blossom.”

As the outer layers of the bulb curled away, the two buds opened up to reveal enormous blue and red flowers. Stirring and pushing back the dying leaves, two monster girls took their first breath.


Taking a long moment to scan over the room, the two looked quite bewildered. Reaching out the blue girl poked a finger into her twin’s face. She seemed startled by her own hand though. ”Ah!” She covered her mouth before bringing her hands down and seeing her own form. ”W-what’s happened to our beautiful stems?”

Finding herself in the same position the red girl began to move toward their host seed, her many roots crawling over the haggard vegetation sprawled over the floor. Pulling back some vines she could see the husk. ”I'm not sure.” Spotting the clipboard she scooped it up and casually flipped through the notes. Not all of it made sense to her, but there were details that sparked a memory. ”Rose and Iris.”

Blue would stare intently at the room around them. ”This doesn’t feel like the forest.” Her attention went to what her sister is holding. ”Hm?” Reading further they realized that the two were tending to a seed, their seed that was locked in the now open box. It still didn’t quite answer everything. The last note was a clue for them.

The feeling of despair has gone from the target with its expiration. Transferring magic to the has resulted in an odd effect. I can sense an echo of Rose and myself’s spirits within, alongside some other unknown presence. Going to prep for another round of tests.
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Drawing near elicits a pulling sensation. I speculate that our magic has altered the makeup of the seed. Going to obser…
There’s a long mark across the page like the pen has just swiped across and that was the end of the notes.

Reviewing the documents, her eyes widened. ”Wait, I remember that.” She put a hand to her head and tried to make sense of it. Her mind conjured up visions from this world and that before getting a glimpse of this one.

Getting a similar sense, red would nod slowly. ”I remember something vaguely like that now that you mention it.” She paused and looked over some of the older notes. ”This isn’t good. They… we messed with the seed and became plant food. We have to talk to our sister.”

Iris’ face lit up. Yes, Gaia. Plants were her domain.
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The Duchess smiled subtly at Alexander’s questions. “The Guardian is the protector of the Nexus,” she answered, and with a gentle sweep of her hand magically opened the book she held in her other hand, letting the pages fly from cover to cover, as if to emphasize the importance of her words. “You will find her in Penrose. That is all I know. But do not worry: I’m sure she will find you before you find her. Such is life for those chosen by fate.” When he next lifted his manacles up to show to her, she held a hand over her mouth to stifle a giggle.
“Unfortunately, I cannot remove the Magic Muting Manacles of Mild Metal. Only the Queen holds the keys, and I lack the strength to break them. However, if you find the giant, I’m sure he could break them for you. He might break some bones while he’s at it, but you will get better with your own magic afterwards~. Just keep following the road that leads from the Bastille, and you will surely find him. But beware, for he has a temper about him.”

Finally, she turned her eyes towards Brittany, who had stood up and shuffled towards the bars of her cell after Alex pointed her out. “Oh, the little merchant girl? I suppose I might as well,” the Duchess stated, and with a whisk of her hand her cell door was opened as well. Brittany smiled, and hopped out of the cell with enthusiasm. “Thank you kindly, Miss Duchess! If you come by my shop, I’ll be sure to give you a discount!” The Duchess giggled. “Oh, I would love to. Now then, off you go, you two. Oh, and one last warning: when you enter Tulgey Wood, do not expose your back or let anyone see it~”. And with that the Duchess turned away, and walked off towards the salon, opposite the way from the spiral staircase that led down the Bastille. Brittany took hold of Alex’ shoulder. “Come on, let’s go find this giant.”



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I’ll leave it to you then, Mariette. I’m with Lily at the park, but I detect Ronin, Miko, and others arriving with my sensors. Won’t be long before we’re ready to move out.

While Penny was still getting used to showing more expression, the others could already tell from her slight smile that the Queen of Penrose had begun shifting towards being more humane and presentable, having placed her hands on her hips instead of keeping them crossed or robotically at her sides like she had often done in the past. However, her posture slightly changed after she received the message from Janet. While she had gotten used to her transformations by now, the latest one had carried an aura about it like none other. Just from a glance, she could tell the self-proclaimed Guardian now equaled or even surpassed her in sheer combat potential. But underneath the bright sparkles, she could tell it was still the same girl she had known all along. Putting that aside, she addressed the new arrivals.

“Hello Alicia,” she greeted the Paladin Seraph back with a casual raise of her hand, followed by setting her sights on her girlfriend and her friends. However, one friend in particular raised an eyebrow at the Knight of Tomorrow.
“We’ll be counting on you from now on then,” she simply stated, and walked over to place a hand around MDP’s shoulder, listening patiently as she recounted her experiences with Alicia.
“You’ve been busy, huh?” She commented with a loving smile.
“Speaking of, notice anything different?”



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As Lily watched Penny and MDP share a lovey-dovey moment, she bit the corner of her lip: as much as she tried to focus, she couldn’t help but be reminded of Alex, and how much she missed him. Fortunately, a distraction soon arrived in the form of a familiar sound of a speeding car, followed by Nefer jumping out of it as Akhenaten speedily parked the car over in the next block. She seemed to be quite pumped up, with a couple of high-tech weapons slung over her shoulders and a manic grin on her face.
“My oh my, so many cuties, all ready to rumble. I can barely contain myself~” She mused to herself, followed by throwing a cybernetic ball device of sorts, and bicycle kicking it.

The moment it reached the center of the park, the ball shattered into countless tiny pieces that began to float around the park, first forming tendrils of energy which then spread into a veil that coated the park. “Made a couple of tweaks to my little invention from last time. Now it only blocks Wonderland surveillance, and lasts three times longer, alongside other features. Ain’t I a genius?” Only the black golem clapped his hands once had arrived, to which the eccentric magical girl bowed in a grandiose manner. Lily nodded, trying to show her appreciation despite her lack of spirit.
“You sure are. Thank you for the help, Nefer.”
The strange magical girl flashed a smile to Lily, before she got distracted by Melisa. “Oh, ain’t you just the cutest cutie in all the world of cuties!” She gushed over the fairy-like girl. “I could just throw whipped cream on you and eat you up!” Lily rolled her eyes at the strange girl, and then walked over to Connie and Mia.
“How are you doing? I’m a bit nervous myself, but I won’t let it stop me from going to Wonderland and rescuing Alex!”



Mariette ventured into Wonderland, to the Pea Princess' domain of farmland and endless fields of vegetables and produce. She lived in a small castle, its heraldry and banners decorated with various vegetables like peas, cabbages and so on. Having only detected regular guards wearing green, round helmets, and with no hidden spies or magical surveillance nearby, she entered the Pea Princess’ bedroom. It was a large chamber, with an incredibly tall ceiling. Once Mariette looked at the bed itself, she understood why: twenty mattresses and twenty featherbeds were piled into a tower that subtly wobbled from one direction to the other.

“What the fuck!?” Mariette heard the shrill, tired voice of a girl far above her, before she saw the sheets shift at the very top. No matter how badly the soft stack teetered, it never fell over, even as the Vassal Princess herself leaned over to look at Mariette in surprise. Her frilly pajamas, made of soft silk with gold embroidery, were disheveled, and her brown, regular-length hair was unkempt and frazzled. Her skin was pale and sickly, and her limbs trembled. But what most caught Mariette’s attention were her green, bloodshot eyes that stared as if they were looking past Mariette rather than at her, her head slightly dangling. Alongside her prominent eye bags, she looked completely exhausted.

“Who the fuck are-Oh, it’s you!” Her angry disposition seemed to slightly shift, and she visibly struggled to lift herself up to sit properly. “So you’re Alice, huh? The Queen’s darling daughter. How the fuck did you even get here? Ever heard of doors before? Knock on the door next time! I was trying to sleep, goddammit!” She rubbed her eyes for a moment, and then let out a mix of a sigh, yawn and a groan. “So you got my message. Look, I know how fucked the situation is in Wonderland. Some Vassals get it easy, like Sleeping Beauty, while others get screwed, not to mention the peasants, pigs, the sheep, and so many others. Sure, it would be great if I got to sleep all day.”

She then groaned again, and rubbed her temples with her fingers. “But I gotta see what the fuck is even the point in all this, or if it’s completely hopeless. I’m not going to do shit if it just results in the Queen punishing me for going against her. What can a stupid brat like you even do? How many Vassals are dumb enough to dare to stand against her? How many soldiers do they have? And how many of those bastards are going to whine and demand pea soup? I can’t just give pea soup to everyone, peas don't grow on fucking trees! Well, maybe they do, but you get my fucking point! Argh, I can’t think straight, fuck!” She ended her tirade by punching and tearing her pillow with enough force to cause feathers to burst out. Then, as she violently landed her head back on the pillow, the feathers were magically sucked back in, and the enchanted pillow mended itself.
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Upset that he still had to make do with his magic blocked, but accepting the excuse, Alexander sighed "Yeah, I can't wait to get my bones broken he cheered with fake enthusiasm. As he made his way down the spiral staircase with Brittney, his mind started to wander 'Fuck, I have zero experience trying to be stealthy without my magic. And then there's that whole 'don't show my back in the Tulgey Wood thing' which is very concerning' Fortunately, he did have the Duchess' sort of coded information on the castle's layout and such, so he wasn't going in blind. He sighed 'I wonder how the Freeloaders are holding up. I hope Lily remembered to feed them'

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Meanwhile, at the park. Three tiny figures entered right as the lightshow concluded. They looked around at the assembled crowd, before one of them spotted Lily and alerted the other two. They then rushed right at her. Thanks to their diminutive size, no one noticed them until it was too late, and before she knew it, Lily had a mini owl on her head, a small weasel climbing up her to reach her shoulder and a small rabbit, at her feet.
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