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i think my grandpa is dying.

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Don't really know him. Kind of a bigot and considering I'm a little half n half he referred to my dad as "black devil magic." My full white siblings got money, cards, my brother got a Harley. I never even got a hello until I was 16 and graduating.

Anyway. My mom forced me to talk on the phone with him and he's convinced I'm only like, ten years old.

I keep correcting him and he's like "no, no I just got your picture here."


Think he's going to croak soon? Should I try to talk myself into his will?
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Show him your butt.
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Harleys for everyone if he leaves me some cash!

But since I'm the product of black magic I doubt it.
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Show him your butt.


You just grossed me out.
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Wow that's shitty of him. Sorry Cordi.

Also my grandpa was pretty bigoted too but luckily he had no clue about me and I'm white. :|

He used to laugh and point out the actors in old movies who were fags. And that wasn't even as bad as the racist stuff.
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Wow that's shitty of him. Sorry Cordi.Also my grandpa was pretty bigoted too but luckily he had no clue about me and I'm white. :|He used to laugh and point out the actors in old movies who were fags. And that wasn't even as bad as the racist stuff.


Oh that doesn't bother me. Both sides of my family are extremely racist towards the other with the exception of my cousin, my siblings and their dad. I got the fuckery. Black relatives called me white girl, white ones called me nigglette.

I stay pretty nuclear based.
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Cordi said
Oh that doesn't bother me. Both sides of my family are extremely racist towards the other with the exception of my cousin, my siblings and their dad. I got the fuckery. Black relatives called me white girl, white ones called me nigglette. I stay pretty nuclear based.


I getcha.

And I'd always heard that about being multiracial, that you get the benefit of rejection from both sides. That sounds like shitballcity.
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If you talk yourself into his will, do it nicely so we can produce a heartwarming movie about trust, anti-racism, and love between family.
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If you talk yourself into his will, do it nicely so we can produce a heartwarming movie about trust, anti-racism, and love between family.


Mother of God. I'll call Tyler Perry.
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Cordi said
Oh that doesn't bother me. Both sides of my family are extremely racist towards the other with the exception of my cousin, my siblings and their dad. I got the fuckery. Black relatives called me white girl, white ones called me nigglette. I stay pretty nuclear based.

Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn....
-Probably the easist way to look at it is from your mother's perspective.

Father: Bigot
Husband: Hot
Hot chick + Hot Husband = Super-hot hybrid.

Hater-bigots gonna hate 'cause they're jeally.
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Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn....-Probably the easist way to look at it is from your mother's perspective.Father: BigotHusband: HotHot chick + Hot Husband = Super-hot hybrid.Hater-bigots gonna hate 'cause they're jeally.


Wait, so you're saying the best perspective for her is to think of her parents as hot?
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Wait so you're saying the best perspective for her is to think of her parents as hot?


lmao
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Cordi said
Don't really know him. Kind of a bigot and considering I'm a little half n half he referred to my dad as "black devil magic." My full white siblings got money, cards, my brother got a Harley. I never even got a hello until I was 16 and graduating.

Anyway. My mom forced me to talk on the phone with him and he's convinced I'm only like, ten years old.

I keep correcting him and he's like "no, no I just got your picture here."

Think he's going to croak soon? Should I try to talk myself into his will?


Yes... Know him and play pretend until he adds you to his will... Then you tell him you'll always fucking hate him and that he deserves hell right before he passes away. Then shit in his grave and take all the money xD
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The answer is yes by the way.

Unless he doesn't have a lot of money.

Then I'd just avoid him.
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The answer is yes by the way. Unless he doesn't have a lot of money. Then I'd just avoid him.


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If you have some filthy rich relative who is about to die, instinct says to go get on that bitch's will. Otherwise there's no reason to associate with cunts.
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You're all insane freaking fucks.
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Talonnightshade said
You're all insane freaking fucks.


nice try grandpa
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Talonnightshade said
You're all insane freaking fucks.


go to bed
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