Ban the Person above you

[skidcrow]

Banned for trying to delay Skyrim by banning GODD HOWARD.

[Foster]

Banned for trying to defend the indefensible with a vile pre-emptive offensive-ban.

[Todd Howard]

Banned for not allowing me time to gather my evidence

[Mao Mao]

Banned for ruining Fallout and turning it into an ESO-like game.

[ClocktowerEchos]

Banned for thinking this is going to ruin Fallout. Fallout was ruined the second it became a FPS RPG.

[Todd Howard]

Banned for telling the truth

[Jurassic Weeb]

Banned for having that dumb look on your face.
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... Oh wait. That's just your face.
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... Banned for that.

[fer1323]

Banned for being a weeb

[Jurassic Weeb]

Banned for otaku discrimination. And using the term "weeb".

[Foster]

Banned for eyebrows bigger than your eyes.

[fer1323]

banned for mass cloning

[AlteredTundra]

You are banned for being a roamer of the internet.

[Foster]

Banned for infringing upon freedom to roam.

Yes, you are being detained.

[Searat]

Banned for detaining a citizen of the internet without explaining his rights.
Also banned for not showing your internet police badge before detaining said suspect.

Officer Searat Reporting for Duty

[Foster]

Banned because a picture of a badge isn't a badge.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Banned because WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES!

[Foster]

Banned for culturally appropriating the picture from Blazing Saddles instead of the Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948), in which a group of bandits try posing as mexican police-inspectors upon visiting the propector's camp... they are challenged to present badges rather than merely waving guns around as though looking for a fight, their response is meme and are promptly gunned-down by the heavily armed gold-seekers.

[Jurassic Weeb]

Banned for not appreciating Mel Brooks' work.

[Foster]

Banned in the face for assuming such heresy.

[Searat]

Banned for...no wait. You have a point there.