Ban the Person above you

[Metal Head]

Banned cause you deserve it

[Pippins]

Banned cause obediency is the best route.

[Metal Head]

[SleepingSilence]

[Metal Head]

[WolfHorns]

You're banned because your avatar doesn't have an electric guitar

[Metal Head]

Banned, cause everyone knows that horns dont have wolves attached to them

[SleepingSilence]

Banned because I'm outta gifs.

[Foster]

You again?! Didn't me and my brother bannish you to the shadow-realms?

(edit to make a full early 90's meme reference)

[Kalleth]

Banned for not straight up killing your opponents like a good honest Egyptian death game player would.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Banned for being monochromatic.

[Kalleth]

Banned for lack of skin

[Shu]

Banned because I’ve yet to hear this story he keeps suggesting.

[Kalleth]

Banned for not listening hard enough.

[SleepingSilence]

Banned because my plumber showed up late and whined for nine hours about whatever he could.

[Kalleth]

Banned for complaining about someone complaining to somebody who had nothing to do with the original plaintiff.

[Shu]

Banned for an elaborate ban.

[Kalleth]

Banned for not recognizing true genius

[Vitch]

You know what? Find a seat and get comfy, because you're not banned.

[lepidope]

banned because your username rhymes with the bitch word, which is a no-no word 👊😔